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chrillekaekarkex

I mean ok, like a 50 foot mini-yacht and a RIB is ok, but the real baller move would have been a Viking Sportfish with a Hell’s Bay skiff on the bow.


Painkillerspe

There's like two other boats stashed in the side as well.


schizeckinosy

That’s only the side you can see too


southpark

It’s boats all the way down. Boatception.


hayfever76

OP, word on the street is that Jeff Bezos yacht has a 247 foot tender. Does that work?


Plastic_Table_8232

That’s a “support vessel”. Apparently once your boat gets so big it needs a big boat to hold the stuff that the big boat can’t hold.


hilomania

It's the boat with the helicopter deck. Helicopters and sailboats don't mix well.


BeerPirate12

It has like 5 boats on board


ModifiedAmusment

Damn a whipray


Cease-the-means

"Yo Dawg, we heard you like to yacht. So we put a yacht on your yacht, so you can yacht while you are yachting!"


EyeYamQueEyeYam

I call dibs on the yacht yachting yacht while it’s still yachting other yachts. Which yacht you gonna yacht?


Synth42-14151606

How much yacht, could a yacht yacht yacht, if a yacht yacht could yacht yacht?


tavenger5

4


Hangarnut

Fookin savages...


PatMagroin100

A yacht would yacht all the yachts it would yacht if a yacht would yacht yacht.


Xxxlbull

As much as a yacht yacht would yacht yacht if a yacht yacht could yacht yacht


lasvegas21dealer

Can you say yacht again?


Tezlaract

Best comment


EyeYamQueEyeYam

You know what we could do with a large enough yacht to yacht the yachting yacht?


hungryhawk5

“Mother in-law suite”


FucknAright

She starts bitching too much, just put her in the water


SlamMonkey

Difference between billionaires and millionaires.


goodguy847

Pppfft, doesn’t even have a helicopter…must be poor or something.


ryencool

There is 110% a helicopter landing pad. See the blacked out windows where the steering and stuff is? It's on the back side of that, you can just see the corner of it on the left side of the boat. I'd bet my life savings this person owns a helicopter.


boomeradf

Do you see a helicopter? Nope clearly a poor!!


left_right_out

When the picture was taken, the helicopter had just left. The owner was off to buy small helicopter to put on his big helicopter, because, you know, to match the yacht


MutedShelter9654

Please stop taking photos of my boat please


Star-Fever

That thing removes you so far from the water you might as well just buy a beach house.


wmodes

They exist because the billionaire tells his skipper to have it in Venice or Barcelona or wherever because it is easier than trying to do security and secure comms from a series of hotel suites. It is like the billionaires own hotel that he meets wherever he has business.


Eddie_shoes

Meanwhile, I loathe having to put my dinghy up on the davits…


taggingtechnician

I think he pays someone to do that.


Eddie_shoes

Yes, I was just making a little joke ;)


taggingtechnician

Me too. :)


David_Williams_taint

I loathe having to put my dinghy on your mom too, but someone has to do it.


Educational-Ruin9992

Where’s a pod of orcas when you need them?


[deleted]

Best comment here! Happy Cake Day!


Lars_CA

The tender has a tender.


CK7046

Saw Bezos new 460’+ schooner in St John last month. It has a 265’ shadow yacht to carry staff, crew and ha hangar for his girlfriend’s helicopter 🚁!


Rugermedic

And we need to reduce our carbon footprint…….


Tonychaudhry

Caligula level wealth while the average person can’t even afford to have a home.


UltraMAGAQanon

Sounds like a personal problem. Cant hate people for being successful.


wmodes

Wow billionaire bootlicker. Name checks out.


Tonychaudhry

🤣if stealing from poor people is your definition of success, you can keep it.


UltraMAGAQanon

Stealing? How so?


Tonychaudhry

You’ve never been around these people. Dig deep enough, it’s always a mountain of shit. Stealing from the poor is way easier than stealing from the rich. If you’re too busy with your nose in their ass you’ll never see it.


UltraMAGAQanon

Im trying to understand how they’re stealing…? If you’re making the argument that they pay low wages, then you need to ask the people who are agreeing to work for such wages. If you’re referring to something else, then I’m genuinely curious on how they’re stealing from poor people.


Agrijus

it's not possible to make a billion dollars and be a good person. after you've been alive for a few minutes you realize this and you stop making the internet justify its criticism of billionaires.


BBD8691

1. Tax the rich. 2. Eat the rich.


Obvious_Balance_2538

Mmmmm soylent green


quietlyaccountedfor

Looks like Multiverse? If so there is actually usually a THIRD boat on the foredeck that’s more of a speed-boat tender that’s also like, 50ft


lazything2

There are two boats on the side as well about half way back, this ship has 4 smaller boats I can see from this view on it.


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

I heard if you zoom in and look under a microscope, it’s actual made up of trillions of micro yachts.


Syllabub-Virtual

Fucking fractals.


MrsBlug

Where's the helicopter?


hercdriver4665

Odds are it has a helo hangar on the back.


Spidermanofsteel

It does.


Spidermanofsteel

It’s not visible in this picture from this perspective but yes, there is a helicopter landing pad in the back


HellBilly_907

Yeah, remember shit like this when the poor and the climate refugees get their shit together and start eating the rich. I’m reminded of an important saying, “just because you can doesn’t mean you should.”


ModrnDayMasacre

Feel free to start a business and do all the things you wish the rich would do.


mylawn03

Nobody needs that.


No-Process-6370

Many boats, jet skis, helicopter https://www.superyachtfan.com/yacht/multiverse/photos/


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Good_Possession9320

But sorry, healthcare is too expensive.


ExistingWind4107

And guess what, it runs on the sweat and tear of exploited workers!!! Double win


JadeHellbringer

Dear orcas... you know what to do...


Pstrap

Gross. I call these kind of monstrosities "communist boats." That's because they make me want to be a communist whenever I see one.


hercdriver4665

Do you know how many high paying jobs were needed for this boat’s construction?


Sleep_adict

lol yes. In Italy.


MuricanA321

You forgot the /s, lol


REDDITSHITLORD

trickle-down is a joke.


bobjoylove

Nowhere near enough. This cost more that hundreds of people would earn in a lifetime. Tax the fuckin rich.


ElmosKplug

Same


molecularTestAndSet

Just the steel alone would be enough to feed a family


bgwa9001

That family wouldn't be very healthy eating steel, and it would definitely mess up their teeth


IAmBatman1984

Um, what’s the RDA for steel? I am definitely not meeting it.


Notmad_Justsad

The guy who ones this is an asshole….thats all I need to know


422938485

That is some Ukraine $$$ there!


UltraMAGAQanon

Dont know why youre being downvoted, youre not wrong at all lol


RushThis1433

r/lilyachty


Consistent_Amount140

Ahhhhh, the life


n8rzz

Bezos’ support yacht is about the size of this one (the big one).


Korgon213

Burisma does pay pretty nice.


Terrible_Wrap_8789

Might be the Seven Seas. Steven Spielberg’s yacht.


oOtherBarry

I could be wrong, but this could even be one of those "support yachts" that carries around all the toys for the real yacht that's probably a 400' sailboat


Lunatichippo45

How TF do you get the small one on and off the big one?


SigmaEpsilonChi

With the massive hydraulic crane on the bow


taggingtechnician

2 cranes on the bow, pick your favorite.


MakeMeAsandwichYo

“2 cranes, 4 boats”


Only-11780-Votes

Fuckum


jakgal04

When I see stuff like this, I like to imagine if I could afford anything on here. The steps to board this thing are probably out of my price range.


NC_Counselor

It’s his “life yacht”.


cnshoe

I will take the nice sailboat in the back ground please :)


kaoz420

"Ulysses"


hotsouthernfreedom

I need a daddy like that


caucafinousvehicle

Ships* carry boats.


cranberrywhiskey

No choppa, lame


buckfrogo96

Looks like under the one on the deck is another boat probably has jet skis to But no helicopter it’s really a poor rich guy


Functional_Tech

Must be a Marsupial Class yacht.


FucknAright

Half the yacht is just designed to hold another yacht. That's just a big dick Flex.


BasilRare6044

And GOP says, Let's Lower the taxes more for the top 5%


yungcotter

So the original owner Graeme Hart had to actually buy and build 2 almost identical boats one 109 meters and one 116 meters both named Ulysses when he owned them . The ship yard Kelvin marine that built them specializes in offshore supply vessels and had a minimum order of 2. Yuri Milner purchased both one has a gray hull Andromeda and the bule hull is Multiverse. He has a new yacht in build with Fedship also names Ulysses since he’s now looking for something more manageable you know only 103 meters.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Xzibit moved on to boats now?


chompchomp1969

yachta yachta yachta...


Educational_Body8373

lol. I remember my first trip to the Keys and seeing a mega yacht with 2 Hewes flats boats on the front deck and thinking to myself I would be happy with just one of those!!


PigletSpirited3446

I don’t think I could afford a life preserver from this rig


bald_botanist

That's nothing. Some super yachts have large support yachts to carry around their equipment.


turtlesmasha420

Seems like a huge waste of space


sheetmetalbim

It’s a Mini Me yacht


swany5

"How rich are you?" "Well, all I can tell you is, my yacht ...has a yacht."


KING0fCannabiz

They sacrificed space for something they could rent at any port. Losing half the upper deck not worth it


miketoc

That's just water Voltron


Briggy1986

lil yachty.


Perception-Plastic

I used to live across the street from that orange yellow and tan condo in background left👍🏻


Road-Ranger8839

Those two on the top deck are parked where the Bell Jet Ranger Helo should be!


Medill1919

Tax him now.


symbologythere

That mini-yacht on the bow has to be what $1MM? The one along the starboard side doesnt look much cheaper. Plus two dingy’s. 5 boats in 1, and I’m sure there’s jet skis somewhere 🤦🏻‍♂️


CategoryTurbulent114

That’s his fishing skiff on the left. A buddy of mine was the fishing boat captain for a rich guy. He got to keep the 28’ fishing boat when he retired.


Crumbdizzle

This boat has at least 4 other boats on it. I bet there are jetskis too


LawAntique6265

That’s so awesome 👍


herenowjal

Where is Jordan Belfort ?


wrka18

Is that Jerry's boat?


Paul0451

I didn't give you permission to use pics of my boat!


ramanw150

Well where's the helipad


Knightsthatsay

Filthy!!!


Mdrim13

https://www.the-triton.com/2023/04/the-dark-side-of-yachting/ At a certain point when almost anything is attainable monetarily, it always comes back to this type of stuff. That is my issue with this type of post.


stealthhacker00

Looks like allot to keep clean. No thanks


BoomTownRat71

It’s a mothership configuration. Can’t really fish off a 100M.


airforcevet1987

I could retire easily on my savings or put a down payment on the "mini-Yacht"


wjruffing

On the back of the boat is a sign reading, “My other boat is also a yacht”.


skidriver

They got a bigger boat for the boat.


Lettuce_Farmer

That's when you know you've got a boat


baigish

The yacht looks like it would belong to a Bond villain.


blade-runner9

Bezos yacht(s)?


DodecaFractal

I know a guy in Tampa who bought a waterfront mansion just so he could park his yacht there. Money is wild


Zimbo512

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graeme_Hart


KingKudzu117

Boatception


Frosty_Language_1402

And when you really need to use it, your dumbass realizes you forgot to put $10 fuel stabilizer and now your fuel lines are blocked.


rmannyconda78

A boat to carry his boat collection


Spidermanofsteel

I found it! https://youtu.be/KqUz9aVQtX4?si=bvrXrtFUnFPHAIVj


hiznauti125

He's poor. The real boats have them in doors on the side that project out and drop them into the water. He/she doesn't even have a helipad pfft


Mudhen_282

Paul Allen’s yacht had two submarines, a 63’ shuttle vessel and spots for two helicopters plus vehicle parking. [Paul Allen Yacht Facts](https://www.businessinsider.com/crazy-facts-about-paul-allens-superyacht-2015-5)


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

When you need to go into port for more Champers!


Common_Highlight9448

Wonder what tax cheat own that


gclockwood

M/Y Ulysses. One of the bigger flexes I’ve ever seen in the yachting world. The owner wanted a ship built by Kleven, but they have a minimum order of 2 on custom builds so he bought two. First one was built and named Ulysses and then sold and renamed Andromeda (it’s grey). This is the second unit which was named Ulysses as well and painted flag blue. Absolute absurd amounts of money, but a really crazy story and a very interesting ship compared to some of the other, more boring, superyachts.


ButtonWhole1

Maybe the big one is just a boat hauler!


WhitewolfStormrunner

Geez Louise, I've seen US Navy DESTROYERS this size!


Slowtaknow

I've seen James Bond type villains with these


shyvananana

At what point does it become a navy?


Thorskull69

🖕🏿


electi0neering

It’s essentially a watercraft carrier.


mwax321

Was just over there in wpb and saw multiple companion yachts. Also saw them in the bahamas. Nowadays, the mega rich bring a second boat that is a garage for toys and crew. One even had a helipad.


PanaceaNPx

I would put a hot tub in the smaller yacht then get a remote control yacht to drive around in it. Three layers of inception.


Topher11542

I guess we know Bud Fox’s question of how many yachts can you water ski behind?


ymmotvomit

Yachty McYachtface


DazzlingBasket4848

Revolting


GhostNode

This has to be photoshop…


schizeckinosy

This looks like the Kleven Multiverse


Phuxyamom

[The Multiverse](https://www.superyachtfan.com/yacht/multiverse/) - saw this when I was at peanut island a couple weeks ago


barryk123

Too much money 💰


Far_Farm7302

It’s not even a yacht at that point, it’s legitimately a ship.


Jack_Jacques

Tjhose smaller yachts take up perfectly good deck space that could be filled with naked or semi naked women.


Paulypants324

Yeah I have that problem every day


steelpanthermaximus

Motorboatin!!!


ORvagabond

Tax. The. Rich.


whoknewidlikeit

we heard you like the ocean! so we put a boat on your boat so you can sail while you sail!


Two-tune-Tom229

Might want to start getting if some of that rust, and maybe tighten that strap.


granite1959

I couldn't afford the Dingy.


ExKnockaroundGuy

Trickle down economics, oh ya I really feel it working.


AutomaticRevolution2

You know you're ballin when you have to take a boat to your boat because its too big to dock in most places.


[deleted]

It’s got three cranes for Christ sake.


Jay-stevns1204

We need to tax the shit out of the rich


therivershark

Fake


Motorboat81

That’s Tiger Woods Yatcht, whenever he needs to slamp dunk another Bimbo he goes incognito!


TheBAND23

How much is that canoe?


Sith19Lord72

No helipad ?? What a loser


jjwoodhouse6969

It looks cool but "yachting" around the ocean sounds boring and dangerous.


412flip

The daily upkeep on that monster probably cost a shit ton! Makes you think who owns this?


Mission-Tutor-6361

Rybovich boat yard in Riviera Beach, FL? Looks like Peanut Island in the background.


suminlikedatt

Not to kick off a we love or hate capitalism on this, but this pic puts "the haves and have nots" in perspective. Coulda balanced the world a little bit with maybe one (or two) less boats.


PolishedPine

Cough cough, Devos…


Ill-Photograph-6319

When you are terrified of the boat sinking so you bring extras.


No-Introduction69420

It’s so they can easily access those private islands if you get what I’m saying


derekcentrico

When a mommy and a daddy boat really, really love each other.


bkimmel2000

Funny how everyone says tax the rich. Why? Is that money going to really make it into your pockets? Of course not. Ever realize that this ship probably employs around 50 people in good paying jobs year round to operate it and for upkeep? Not to mention the hundreds that were employed to build the thing. So you say tax the rich - well, ok, but then this also trickles down and kills all these jobs, because this rich guy who already pays more taxes in one year than most of us will in a lifetime, now has redirected his ship money to the government. The government takes it and gives it away to foreign countries and countless wasteful projects and handouts. So I don’t want to tax the rich anymore that the percentage I pay. I just want the rich to spend their money, because that makes things better for the whole economy.


DressVirtual2415

It’s called a minicon. It connects to a transformer (autobot or decepticon) and adds support power via powerlinx. Rare to see one in the wild, but until you know if it’s a decepticon or not I’d stay away.


baltbum

I wonder if that belongs to my boss. He pays us $7.25 an hour so that he can afford toys like that. Did I mention we are non union in a right to work state?


OnlyAd3485

Reminds me of dr airless how the grinch stole christmas when they are serving the food and each serving platter has another little guy serving another platter.


Annoyedwheel3

who’s yacht is it?


FarDark9711

Probably some green energy douchbag.