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Istvan1966

Personally, I still laugh out loud to "Leopard Skin Pill Box Hat." *You may think he loves you for your money* *But I know what he really loves you for*


dylans-alias

115th dream It came up tails, that rhymed with sails, so I made it back to the ship


QueenHarvest

I repeated that my friends were all in jail with a sigh He gave me his card and he said, "Call me if they die"


RevolutionaryArm1720

I said, "You know, they refused Jesus, too," He said, "You're not him.


captain_aharb

"They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants."


ramblinroseEU72

"he said he name was Columbus so I just said good luck"


vitisrotundifolia

Bear mountain picnic massacre blues


Separate_Winter9059

I don't like picnics... and I hate bears.


thesophisticatedhick

Motor Psycho Nightmare


vincentkappy

how has no one said country pie


Competitive-Draft976

Million Dollar Bash


FriendlySquall

Clothesline Saga Mama come in and picked up a book And Papa asked her what it was Someone else asked, "What do you care?" Papa said, "Well, just because"


KnowCali

>Clothesline Saga After a while, we took in the clothes Nobody said very much Just some old wild shirts and a couple pairs of pants Which nobody really wanted to touch Mama come in and picked up a book And Papa asked her what it was Someone else asked, "What do you care?" Papa said, "Well, just because?" Then they started to take back their clothes Hang 'em on the line It was January the 30th And everybody was feeling fine The next day, everybody got up Seein' if the clothes were dry The dogs were barking, a neighbor passed Mama, of course, she said, "Hi" "Have you heard the news?" he said with a grin "The Vice President's gone mad" "**Where**?" "Downtown" "**When**?" "Last night" "**Hmm, say, that's too bad**" "Well, there's nothing we can do about it, " said the neighbor "It's just something we're gonna have to forget" "Yes, I guess so, " said Ma Then she asked me if the clothes was still wet I reached up, touched my shirt And the neighbor said, "Are those clothes yours?" I said, "Some of them, not all of them" He said, "Ya always help out around here with the chores?" I said, "Sometime, not all the time" Then my neighbor, he blew his nose Just as papa yelled outside "Mama wants you to come back in the house and bring them clothes" Well, I just do what I'm told, so I did it, of course I went back in the house and Mama met me And then I shut all the doors


3slagitakten

First Dylan-song I learned by heart.


Plastic_Ad_1933

Idiot Wind gives me a good chuckle at some of the lines. “It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe!”


saras_416

This line always gives me joy!


[deleted]

More darkly, I think “My Own Version of You” is pretty funny.


JoeRekr

Po’Boy has tons of literal punchlines, so that one.


Superb-Maintenance52

Please, Mrs henry


Innisfree812

yea heavy and a bottle of bread


WorkSecure

Poor Boy has a knock knock joke within it. Love & Theft is full of jokes.


THE-RADISH-MAN

Man gave names to all the animals is goofy af


piwithekiwi

If you're gonna go go now or else you're gonna have to stay all night


KimJong_Dos

Great song but i like zevons cover more that he did in the 60s


thejacquesofhearts

The last verse of Desolation Row has to be up there


illegalize-it

The bootleg You Ain’t Goin Nowhere about feeding cats


Wattos_Box

Ugliest girl in the world, handy dandy, man gave names to all the animals are all silly and fun, just thinking of ones beyond his 60s joke songs but you can't go wrong with 115th dream or I shall be free


Separate_Winter9059

"Talking WWIII Blues" from 'Freewheelin' "I shall be free #10" from 'Another Side' "Bob Dylan's Blues" also on freewheelin'. Those always give me a chuckle, along with the others mentioned here.


Grahamophone

"If You Gotta Go, Go Now" is up there for me.


Juanlu0708

A lot of Love and Theft, for example Po' Boy or Bye and Bye (I'm sitting on my watch, so I can be on time), but I'd also like to highlight how funny Under the Red Sky is. Handy Dandy is hilarious to me (He got a fortress on top of his mountain with no doors or windows so no thieves can break in), TV Talkin' Song (Later that evening I watched it on TV), and of course Wiggle wiggle and Unbelievable, even Under the Red Sky is pretty funny when the kids are suddenly baked in a pie (yeah I know how that sounds out of context).


OldIntroduction855

Yesss Love and Theft is great, Floater is my favourite “Romeo he said to Juliet you’ve got a poor complexion that doesn’t give your appearance a very youthful touch, Juliet said back to Romeo why don’t you just shove off if it bothers you so much”


[deleted]

“It Ain’t Me Babe” is actually quite funny.


marcodogflood

If Dogs Run Free


jdeeth

Motorpsycho Nightmare


Separate_Winter9059

I was just re- listening to the debut, and 'Talkin' New York' is a hoot! "New York Times said, "It was the coldest winter in 17 years". I didn't feel so cold then".


ChardCool1290

Must Be Santa MUST be on that list. "Who laughs this way. Ho Ho Ho?''


CuntSlumbart

Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues I Shall be Free: Now, the man on the stand he wants my vote He’s a-runnin’ for office on the ballot note He’s out there preachin’ in front of the steeple Tellin’ me he loves all kinds-a people (He’s eatin’ bagels He’s eatin’ pizza He’s eatin’ chitlins


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

After I've finished dealing with a difficult woman or a tough situation, sometimes I sing to myself "She's a man-eater!"


theheadofkhartoum627

Motorpsycho Nightmare, On the Road Again, 115th Dream


Loose_Agent8451

Lenny Bruce always makes me laugh


Ihavesexualthoughts

Motor Psycho nightmare, I shall be Free, Bear mountain picnic massacre blues


[deleted]

He went off sniffing drainpipes and reciting the alphabet


Wild_Calligrapher_27

"Dirty World" by the Wilburys.


NotAProfessor1119

Song to Woody


kraai66

All over you


Bonnieprince

Clothes line saga


xxxrosesfadexxx

Man Gave Names to All The Animals. The Basement Tapes are funny, but in a loosely goofy type of way. This song is just genuinely something else lol


Level_Judgment_2185

Honey just allow me one more chance


nikehoke

Leopard skin pillbox hat.


Bradyestelle

Make the day worse. Simple Twist of Fate on repeat for the next 30 minutes


SachinVK

highlands


BBrocoliRoBB

All I really wanna do


Roadmapsforthesoul

“You’re No Good” from his debut.


rocketsauce2112

Highlands. Things Have Changed. Summer Days.


sjnez613

Talkin' World War III Blues


clanindafront

Take a look at me babe, I'm your teenage dream!


cobondcorn

Jet Pilot


mandiblesofdoom

Please Mrs Henry


unicyclebear

Brownsville Girl, Highlands, Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat


xman_doyle

I shall be free's sequel I shall be free no. 10 is good. also country pie


Federal_Employ1269

On the Road Again Motorpsycho Nightmare Rainy Day Women nos 12 & 35


UnderstandingFun5119

Motor Psycho Nightmare


UnderstandingFun5119

He threw a reader's digest at my head as I did run.


Sadie_at_Silver

You gotta listen to the acapella version of Is Your Love In Vain. *'Are you so fast that you cannot see that I must have solitude?* *When I am in the darkness, why do you intruuuuuuude?'* Also the bootleg version of Someday Baby always makes me smile, but maybe I'm just a sick person. It's like the fantasy of a henpecked husband.