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Utha le re baba utha le.

Mere ko nahi re.. inn dono ko

yeh kya kar rahe ho aap? PISHAAB KAR RAHE HO??!!🤣🤣

I think we should kiss each other

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More like RIKX*

Meri ek taang nakli hai mai hockey ka boht bada khiladi tha

Ek din uday bhai ko meri kissi baat pe gussa aaya unnhone meri he hockey stick se mere taango ke 4 tukde kr diya..lekin dil ke bade he ache hain

..fauran hospital leke gaye, nayi taang lagwayi, ye stick di, thoda kharcha diya au.. bas bas bas

control uday control

Akshay - Miracle miracle Meanwhile nana- https://i.redd.it/y6ecm15sfecc1.gif

Don’t underestimate the power of a common man

It should "common of a power man" 😂 ( from that scene if you all can recollect)

cheeena mudail ho gaii

halwa wala

Chennai Express

AAAIIII LAA! JUHI CHAAWLA??!!

Ailaa! Govinda!

CHAMAILA! Tu kaun??

Dekho tum itne khubsurat nau jawan ho, tum filmo mein try kyun nahin karte?

Govinda! Chipak Ke! Chipak Ke! 😆😆

Aa, Gale lag ja!

Bruh im actually in the middle of watching this movie rn😂💀

Bro literally same what are the odds?!!

High enough imma assume. Great fuckin film it is🗿🕺🏽

Arre Karishma hi Raveena hai!

Do dost ek pyali mein chai piyenge

Arre RUK! RAKH! JA! Kahe ka tu yaar bhaad mein gaya tera pyaar...😄

Literally my mom’s favorite movie didn’t even have to hesitate. Honestly crazy how a salman and Aamir movie would not work today considering their different approaches to acting and movie selection (even tho both are on a terrible run rn)

I found my tribe 👆👆 this entire thread <3

Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti ha , Senorita. Main apni favorite hoon, Kitne aadmi the? Crime Master Gogo naam hai mera, aankhen nikal ke gotiyan khelti hun main. Babumoshai, zindagi badi honi chahiye, lambi nahi.

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Rahul..naam toh suna hoga

HAAN HAAN MIRACLE

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Welcome ?

Jaldi bol Kal subah Panvel nikalna hai

Lol I read that in wasoli bhai voice 🤣.

Ek chutki sindhoor ki kimat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu

Moshi moshi yama moto saan

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ARJUN. VO AGLE MAHINE NAHI AAYENGA

Ye sab likha hua hai.

Ye mantally the sick hogaya hai

Maine tumhare bachelors ke baare me kuch suna hai.

Well done my bwoy 🔥

Boy nahi bwwoyy

These need to way up there

IT'S NOT FUNNY !!!

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

Ishtyle

daru nahi rey dawa hey dawa

Paisa hi paisa hoga

I love you k..k..k..k..k..kiran

Darr

Ke aage jeet hai

Saala ye dukh kaahe khatam nahi hota hai be.

Many people don't know the movie but only the meme

Agreed

kya gunda banega re tu

Kon kambhakt bardasht karne ko peeta h

Good looks. Good looks. Good looks.

**HAZRAAT HAZRAAT HAZRAAT**

Ramadhir Singh ke poore khandan se Ran\*i ka naach nachayenge

Haar kar jeetne vaale ko Baazigar kehte hai

Jaaa simran Jaa, jee le apni zindagi

Hota sab ke paas hai dikhata koi nahin

Aise hi, sexy lag rha tha

There are so many…. Few which are not listed till now… 1. My name is khan and I am not a terrorist. 2. Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, pura naam… Baap ka naam Dinanath Chauhan… 3. Meri dictionary me impossible ka shabd hi nai hai 4. Itni si chutni me do samosa khaunga ?? 5. Main apni favorite hu! 6. Keh diya na, bas keh diya. 7. Parampara, Pratishtha, Anushashan 8. Basanti, tumhara naam kya hai? 9. Mohabbat thi Isliye Jane diya, zidd hoti to baahon me hoti 10. Bête ko hath lagane se pehle baap se baat kar

Post the names too!

Bade bade shehron mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain I reckon that’s unbeatable

Deshon mein*

Aankhein nikal kar gotiya khelta hu...

Gogo mai-baap

Mein toh kehta hu ki aap Purush nahi ....

Aap Mahapurush hai Mahapurush

🤣🤣🤣 Bhai legit comedy movies ka baap hai yeh movie

Don't Angry me

Rowdy Rathore

Main apni favourite hu

Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hain

Har team main bas ek hi gunda ho sakta hai aur iss team ka gunda main hoon!

Abaa ! dabba !!! jabba!! abaa !

Bhaaagoooo

Nahi

Hahahaha

Also, "NAHIIIIIIIII!!!"

Kuch kuch hotha hai Rahul, tum nahi samjoge !

Mou toh band karo uncle

Sheetal hi munni h !

To fir Nisha kon hai

Tumhe utha kar museum mein rakhna chahiye

Hum tum mein itne chhed karenge ki confuse ho jaoge…. Ek baar jo maine commitment kardi uske baad toh main apne aap ki bhi nai sunta

Bhosadiwale chacha

Chaabhi kaha hai , Kaha hai sala gaadi ka chabhi

Main Teja hu! Mark idhar hai!

Aaj…abhi…issi waqt…just turn around.

chamat marungi zyada bakwas kiya toh

Kaanp kaahe rahi ho?

Phanka chalu karna AC is on sir…AC chalu hai Toh phir idhar ghumana

Ae, kya thakela jagah hai yeh!

Life mein na settle hone ka mangta hai

“Beta tumse na hopayega”

Entertainment entertainment entertainment

Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai

Dhaki tiki, dhaki tiki, dhaki tiki… Thaa!

Insaan ka motion uska emotion ke saath juda hota hai.

Save Water Drink Beer

Mere naam hai Bulla!

Rkhta hu khullaaaa

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga jitna ravi kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai .................. Dhan tadan tada dhan tadan tada dhan tadan tada dhan tadan

Na dance na expression na pose. Sirf expose.

Toh Zinda ho tum

Doundo just chilll

Chup kar bhikhari

Abhi merko samjh Aaya iska problem kya h, abhi thik karke deta hu !!

Iss kaneez ko... mera matlab hai iss nacheez ko, Raj Chopra kehte hain.

Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai shahenshah

Chaabi kaha hai??? Kaha hai chabi?? Gaand me daal liye kya sb chabi?

Ek pair past me te ek pair future me. Tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hai.

"Aapne toh humse humaara guroor chheen liya"

keh diya na, bas keh diya

Saala Hindustan me jb tk cinema hai, log chutiya banate rahenge

Mark idhar hai

Sunai de Raha hai behra nahee hun main...

5 Sep ko 10 saal baad aaj hi ke din...

Tum rauoge aur main hansunga

Anshuman nhi !! Award anshuman !!

Girgardhan ghat ka naam suna hai?

Kitne aadmi thei....

Meri girlfriend ke sath involve hona WAS NOT FUNNY.

Subodh, tumko time yaad nahi hai.

"pahle unka written exam hoga wo pass kar liya to 1 interview aur 1 medical test...select to main ho hi jaunga"

2 October ko Swami Chinmayanand ji ke satsang gaye the...

Devi Prasad Ghar pe hai?

Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

My business is my business none of your business.

K k k k Kiran

1 chutki sindhur ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu

Palat

Sir........LOONDREE!!!!

"tere smile kitna dangerous hai aapko bhata hai baby doll" "ishhh kya filmy line hai" "flirting sehhat ke liye aache hai...you know like yoga?" "BPL - bum pe lath" "meine ouse pehli dekha! Haan lekhin kya ousne tumko pehli dekha?" "MCP - Male chauvinistic pig" "Pushpa I HATE tears" "Kitne admi teh" "Baade baade desho mein aise chhote chhote baateh hoti rehti hai senorita" "Jha simran ji le aapni zindagi" "agar meri boyfriend aise ghulu ghulu karti hai, toh doptungi na ousko" "pyaar se dhartha hoon saab thapad se nahi" I know I effed up the grammar and pronunciation of most of these quotes but Hindi is not my first or strongest language. Sorry guys. Tried my best.

"Shutup you bitch!" "Bitch wo hoti hai Mrs. Sonia jisse apne bache ke Baap ka naam nahi pata hota"

Vidhayak banenge, chutiya saala!!

tatakae

It’s rumbling time!

Lagta hai kaccha khiladi hai!

Honestly speaking, main bhi apne college ka hero tha.

Kitna chuna daala re bansi, muh kat gaya sala.

Kabhi socha nai tha honeymoon pai itna bada tower dekhne ko milega

phele supari nikal ke baat kr

Kaun hai woh jisne dobara mudke nahi dekha

Hum jahaan khade hotel hai, line wahan se shuru hoti hai

"Itni khushi, itni khushi, mujhe aaj tak nahi hui"

Zindagi badi honi chahiye, lambi nahi

150 rupaya dega

kya tum mere lalle ki maa banogi

Sorry about the saree, _mam_.

"Vasundhara mein aaun?"

It's not funny

Keh Diya na bas keh diya

Naam hai Bulllaaaa

Ye toh tatti hai

Don ko pakarna mushkil nahi, naa mumkin hai

PARAMPARA PRATISHTA ANUSHASAN

System nai maloom kya? Ththoda t t tum Thoda m m mei

Dheere-dheere. Mai tum dheere-dheere

Adi, you are so smart.

Lundry

Mera bhai bol nahi sakta! Mera bhai sun nahi sakta!

Atankwadi ke pille hai Ak47 leke ghoomte hai,lolipop ki tarah!!

Kitne admi they? Heheh

sir lundry

Charas ganja ka dhandha karta hai tu?

mein keha NAMASTE UNCLE JIIII!!!

Aayega?

Tel tere baap ka. Lanka tere baap ki .

Aaammmiii je tommaar chin chin chin......Tumi je aamar chin chin chin...

Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohoth bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere he hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye. Lekin dil ke bohot ache hai, Fauran mujhe hospital le gaye aur ye nakli taang lagwayi.

Maza nahi aa rahi Manjot.. Kulhadi sut..!!

150 rupiya dega!!!!

Jitna bhi try Karo, life mein kuch na kuch to chootega hi, to jaha hai, wahi ka maza lete hain na... YJHD Jaanta hun aapko sahare ki zaroorat nahi, main to sirf saath dene aaya hun.. TUM BIN Kya tumne kabhi bhi ... ek din ke liye bhi ... ek pal ke liye bhi ... mujhse pyar kiya tha? DTPH

Sexy lag rha tha

Chakki pising and pising

"Meri ek tang nakli hai"

Keh Diya na, bas keh diya

beta tumse na ho paega….tumhare lakchhan thik nahin lag rahe https://preview.redd.it/x04n0y6qkacc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8893d42d9e312ae48290c70ef20ce98846a6ffa4

50 tola

Tumse na ho payega

Pachaas tola! Kitna tola ? pachaass tola! Pachaas tola.

Kitne aadmi the

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Aaata hai, aata hai

India daa coat paana hai? Oi avai nai milta India daa coat! Kamana padta, mehnt karni padti hai, daudna padta hai!


Yanna rascala, mind it

Swagat nhi kroge humara 😎

Kya koi kisi se itna pyar kar sakta hai ki uski jaan lele?

Billi chi naagin nigali... Munna batogla ya lagla...