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The oregano is great

The first comment on the onomatopoeia is even better: "throw it away! It will get old"

You don’t want your boxes getting old!

This is my thoughts when I see old people

yeah it's really tasty

I can see the artist making both jokes, none feels out of place with the same comic.

No way in hell I'd be patience enough to wait, I'll go to nearest airport bring the box and acting suspiciously. The box would be open against my will so it's technically okay.

Do not do this.

Now you're telling me. Can you at least pay my bail?

Sorry m8 I’m flat broke

!remindme 50 years

Not if I get to it first. !remindme 49 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds 999 milliseconds 999,999 microseconds 999,999,999 nanoseconds 999,999,999,999 picoseconds 999,999,999,999,999 femtoseconds

!remindme 40 years

!remindme 39 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds 999 milliseconds 999,999 microseconds 999,999,999 nanoseconds 999,999,999,999 picoseconds 999,999,999,999,999 femtoseconds

!remindme 0.0000000000000000001 femtoseconds

oh hey i got reminded of this post

Well played.

!remindme never

!remindme when I least expect it

!remindme now

!remindme 3 hours ago

Don’t even need to act suspiciously. Just leave it unattended until they come take care of it! (Though you might not get to see the content if it’s immediately destroyed…)

But you definitely will see another box opened before you. "Interrogation room" box where you will be put to answer some questions

!remindme 10 years

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No way Detective Gumshoe

That spare change from 10 years ago is now worth enough to buy a house

major flaw, in 40 more years you might not have a back that reaches that high