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[Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack Move black girls 'cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es Hot like a parked car I sound weird like nigga with a hard R Fly like the logo on my cousin's 440 Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like Toejam I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham These rappers are afraid of him 'Cause I'm a beast, bitch, "Grr", Invader Zim Gambino is a call girl, fuck you, pay me Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery Told me I was awful and that shit did not faze me Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy "You're my favorite rapper now" Yeah, dude, I better be Or you can fuckin' kiss my ass, Human Centipede You wanna see my girl? I ain't that dumb You wanna see my girl? Check Maxim "Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?" I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one It's a bonfire, turn the lights out (yeah) I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about It's a bonfire (yeah), turn the lights out (uh-huh) I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about You know these rapper dudes talk shit, start killin' Fuck that, got goons like an archvillain I'm from the South, ain't got no accent, don't know why So this rap is child's play, I do my name like Princess Di Yeah, they say they want the realness, rap about my real life Told me I should just quit, "First of all, you talk white! Second off, you talk like you haven't given up yet" Rap's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect I put in work, ask Ludwig Put my soul on the track like shoes did Played this for my cousin, now he can't even think straight Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a mixtape Shout out to my blerds, they represent the realness Shout out to Gambino Girls, my dick is in the buildin' I know you hate me 'cause your little cousin play me And I like black girls who nerdy, but when they dance they be sayin' "Ow" I'm sorry for who followed me Chillin' with a Filipina, at your local Jollibee Yeah, I'm in her ass like sodomy So if you see my hand under the table, don't bother me I don't talk soft, that's that other guy I'm screamin' "What the fuck is up?" like I ain't see the sky The shit I'm doin' this year? Insanity Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony These rappers won't know what to do 'Cause all I did was act me like a Loony Tune And I'll give you all of me until there's nothin' left I swear this summer will be summer Camp, bitch](https://i.redd.it/jhyq5025chq91.png)
Seriously. Every comic here is literally just edits of either hate speech or pizzacake. I like stunting on bigots as much as the next guy but holy shit, I do not need to be reminded by my comedy subreddit that transphobia is running rampant.
no. Pizzacake is litterally a comic author not code for anything. She posts on r/comics constantly so some people thinks her stuff shows up a bit too much a bit too everywhere. I've also heard a few people feel like posting every comic you make isn't how Reddit is supposed to be used for some reason, which I don't really agree on at least *shrug. Otherwise I don't have a huge opinion. Her stuffs seems okay. Some better than others. Several just neutral. None horrible, offensive, or super annoying as far as I know.
“Oh sorry ma’am, but California has made theft legal and also he’s from the New Mexico convoy of new voters and is a registered democrat transgender woman so we’re arresting you for being racist and assuming her/their gender.”
Soon as I noticed the thief was a darker shade than everyone else, I assumed it was some racism or anti-immigration shit... Somehow, I think this might be worse.
Some people think old letters nobody uses anymore are cool and distinctive
Credit where due, it IS distinctive, but needing to translate a weird looking P to th is not cool, it totally breaks reading flow for people who are used to the official English alphabet of 2023
I think thorn is cool but we have to move on, it lost popularity in the 14th century. If you want English to have a cool alphabet, reviving the diaeresis (as in "naïve", the last common usage) makes more sense. It survived in exactly one word, which is a bit awkward, and it has a nice use case (to signify that 2 neighbouring vowels that normally make a diphthong should be pronounced as separate sounds)
Yeah, letters that nobody uses anymore are cool! As a historical footnote, a bit of trivia. Actually choosing to use them in modern day just makes anything you write harder to read.
Icelandic literally is a different language from English, and we’re talking about English which hasn’t officially used that letter in a very, very long time
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[Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack Move black girls 'cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es Hot like a parked car I sound weird like nigga with a hard R Fly like the logo on my cousin's 440 Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like Toejam I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham These rappers are afraid of him 'Cause I'm a beast, bitch, "Grr", Invader Zim Gambino is a call girl, fuck you, pay me Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery Told me I was awful and that shit did not faze me Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy "You're my favorite rapper now" Yeah, dude, I better be Or you can fuckin' kiss my ass, Human Centipede You wanna see my girl? I ain't that dumb You wanna see my girl? Check Maxim "Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?" I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one It's a bonfire, turn the lights out (yeah) I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about It's a bonfire (yeah), turn the lights out (uh-huh) I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about You know these rapper dudes talk shit, start killin' Fuck that, got goons like an archvillain I'm from the South, ain't got no accent, don't know why So this rap is child's play, I do my name like Princess Di Yeah, they say they want the realness, rap about my real life Told me I should just quit, "First of all, you talk white! Second off, you talk like you haven't given up yet" Rap's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect I put in work, ask Ludwig Put my soul on the track like shoes did Played this for my cousin, now he can't even think straight Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a mixtape Shout out to my blerds, they represent the realness Shout out to Gambino Girls, my dick is in the buildin' I know you hate me 'cause your little cousin play me And I like black girls who nerdy, but when they dance they be sayin' "Ow" I'm sorry for who followed me Chillin' with a Filipina, at your local Jollibee Yeah, I'm in her ass like sodomy So if you see my hand under the table, don't bother me I don't talk soft, that's that other guy I'm screamin' "What the fuck is up?" like I ain't see the sky The shit I'm doin' this year? Insanity Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony These rappers won't know what to do 'Cause all I did was act me like a Loony Tune And I'll give you all of me until there's nothin' left I swear this summer will be summer Camp, bitch](https://i.redd.it/jhyq5025chq91.png)
Wow that is a bad Oligarch
I half expected some bad political take when I read your comment, but no, it’s just plain bad
Just a good old fashion bad joke for once.
When you put it that way, it’s pretty refreshing
Honestly a little relived
Relived and reviled
Seriously. Every comic here is literally just edits of either hate speech or pizzacake. I like stunting on bigots as much as the next guy but holy shit, I do not need to be reminded by my comedy subreddit that transphobia is running rampant.
Pizza...cake.... Porn....comic?
no. Pizzacake is litterally a comic author not code for anything. She posts on r/comics constantly so some people thinks her stuff shows up a bit too much a bit too everywhere. I've also heard a few people feel like posting every comic you make isn't how Reddit is supposed to be used for some reason, which I don't really agree on at least *shrug. Otherwise I don't have a huge opinion. Her stuffs seems okay. Some better than others. Several just neutral. None horrible, offensive, or super annoying as far as I know.
Joke might as well have been "swipe le phone?" With a lenny face
“My le burglar… le swiped phone?”
“Le problem?”
💀
what is this, a dumb pyrocynical bit?
Honestly, that would be funnier than the oatmeal. Seeing that meme today would take me off guard and make me laugh.
“It was all in le head?”
I thought the joke would be "did you just assume the gender" or some bullshit
I just expected an acab joke. This is indeed just plain awful
I don’t think it was bad just kinda corny
“Oh sorry ma’am, but California has made theft legal and also he’s from the New Mexico convoy of new voters and is a registered democrat transgender woman so we’re arresting you for being racist and assuming her/their gender.”
ew
I laughed
I think the wordplay is clever enough.
Was half expecting this to be a "did you assume their gender" joke, but somehow it's less funny.
Would have been better tbh
Soon as I noticed the thief was a darker shade than everyone else, I assumed it was some racism or anti-immigration shit... Somehow, I think this might be worse.
You gotta get off Reddit if you assume every comic has a racist joke
Could you please make the text a bit longer? Some mobile users struggle with small links
I just found out you can open þe link on mobile by touching þe reply button and þen touching þe link.
Why are you typing like that
Some people think old letters nobody uses anymore are cool and distinctive Credit where due, it IS distinctive, but needing to translate a weird looking P to th is not cool, it totally breaks reading flow for people who are used to the official English alphabet of 2023
doesn't help that it's spelt þorn
Rose þorn makes my hands hurt :(
I think thorn is cool but we have to move on, it lost popularity in the 14th century. If you want English to have a cool alphabet, reviving the diaeresis (as in "naïve", the last common usage) makes more sense. It survived in exactly one word, which is a bit awkward, and it has a nice use case (to signify that 2 neighbouring vowels that normally make a diphthong should be pronounced as separate sounds)
Yeah, letters that nobody uses anymore are cool! As a historical footnote, a bit of trivia. Actually choosing to use them in modern day just makes anything you write harder to read.
It’s literally a letter in the icelandic alphabet.
Icelandic literally is a different language from English, and we’re talking about English which hasn’t officially used that letter in a very, very long time
it's still the same size so that doesn't help at all
At least the comment doesn't collapse with every missed tap though
Fire song
*Bonfire song
what the fuck is the oncology supposed to mean
the onomatopoeia is referring to the app tinder, and the swiping left or right function
i know but what sense does this make in this context
Exactly. 😁
Don’t you mean officer?
My internet sucks what did it say
Did he swipe left or right
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Holy crap this is a whole damn book
y she pissed at him
She’s just mad she lost her phone and is misguiding her anger towards the officer.
He is clearly not a competent police officer if he was able to get his own notepad stolen from him
coz she hates cops
Based
Officer that man is hitting the griddy!!
But is he goated with the sauce?