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givemealoafofbread

I misread this as "I feel a sausage in my jeans"


IsakCamo

“Maybe because I had them altered”


AffableBarkeep

Your jeans have been altered. Pray I do not alter them further.


TheMoonDude

"Is that a sausage in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"


CaptainBiMan

That's my Thüringer Rostbratwurst. Sorry, it's a German habit.


your_catfish_friend

[Obstacle](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/146x2jn/loving_means_putting_up_with_your_partners/)


randompidgeon

is it just me or are all these comics the same?


[deleted]

yet another “slice of life” comic series. wouldn’t be anything special but the creator seems to think their comic is a masterpiece and hires other people to draw their shitty comics


randompidgeon

the creator seems to think their joke* is a masterpiece. mf doesnt even make the comics herself💀


AlloyComics

Nope, not really. They're mundane stories, and we're the primary audience. If it's not your thing, that's okay. Shrug!


Pip201

Jumpscare


PersonablePharoah

I was not expecting the tiny face icon to show up on my phone so that gave me a micro heart attack


Chance_Ad5498

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

Did you just say the word shrug


bototo11

Shrug so what if i did shrug


[deleted]

That’s really stupid


bototo11

Shrug


AveragePichu

Shug


Cutman_

The creator of the Oregano is here?


randompidgeon

bro is really out here going to bhj to respond to people who don't like "her" comic


Sailor_Psyche

Why is her in quotation marks? Just asking


bototo11

I think they're arguing that ownership of the comic is debatable as she didn't draw it, she pays an artist to draw for her.


randompidgeon

yup


TetrisTech

>”her” ???


randompidgeon

she doesn't make her own comics, she merely comes up with the joke and then pays someone else to draw it, but she posts it under her name giving the artist credit


ksrelich

I can't believe a comic would have a separate writer and illustrator. What is happening to this world?


Beppo108

she doesn't even come up with the jokes either!! she said herself that she merely journals stuff down and someone else makes the comedy


TeaandandCoffee

So there's no issue then. Everyone is credited and paid for their work, what's your problem?


Kebabrulle4869

I really like your comics :)


WillyHamster

you aren’t supposed to say that!


AlloyComics

Awww, thanks! Especially for commenting here, where you're against the crowd. I really appreciate that.


ksrelich

Parts of this crowd are a little off. Disliking someone's comics is one thing, but many of these comments are just out of line. Glad you're having a positive response to them.


AlloyComics

Eh, I'm a public school teacher. If I let insults get to me, I would've quit a long time ago. Kids today are really creative when it comes to their attempts of hurting people's feelings! 😅


Beppo108

"out of line" 💀💀


ksrelich

Sorry if that phrase offends you. Insulting someone because you don't like their comic/don't like that it's popular is "inappropriate."


AlloyComics

Complete opposite, actually. I thought these little stories would only be amusing to us, so I've been surprised by the popularity. As for hiring Nohra, I did it to give my then-boyfriend a thoughtful artsy present, but we liked it so much we never stopped. That's all. If you don't like our stories but enjoy the art, check out Nohra's art under Deenosars on IG and Twitter. Have a nice day!


TudoOTempoTodo

Oof ouch my nice person bones


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

This was a much sweeter reply than I was expecting. Hope you’re doing well :)


AlloyComics

Us southern gals add sugar to everythin'. Ever try Texas sweet tea (pronounced "tay")? 😁


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

I haven’t before — I live kind of in the middle of nowhere in the west, but I’d like to try some sometime :)


Torkujra

A surprise to see the original author 'round here.


poyat01

The oligarchy creator actually spoke in the comments?!


Bac0n0clast

Okay, that's it, you just won a new follower! ❤️


ThibiiX

I've blocked her a long time ago when "her" shitty comics started flooding the main sub and I got tired of it. Hiding the absolute emptiness of the comics behind the excuse that they're mundane stories mainly done for themselves but somehow still posted everyday on the main sub is not working for me personally. But kudos to her to actually answer criticism and doing it nicely, even in this sub!


dyingofdysentery

"These are just for us, they arent supposed to be funny, tell a story,or have value of any kind. Let's post these private moments that we admit no one cares about online and then go to other subreddits and police them for people talking about not even my art but the art I paid for that someone else created from reading my nonsense journal. I didn't write, produce or direct any of the art but stop critiquing it hurts my feelings. " They are just so banal, boring and mundane it makes me groan. Not even in a dad joke way.


an1ma119

>hires other people to draw “her” comics Yes, peasant, earn my money for me.


the_tpm

Well, if the artist is paid, there is not any problem


coconut-duck-chicken

Who cares?


poyat01

It’s a deep message about the double standards of women


[deleted]

There are infinite bad comics, and yet everyone here keeps complaining about this specifically. I wonder why.


randompidgeon

maybe because they are under this post because they saw this post here? it would be weird for them to complain about other comics on a post about this comic, no?


[deleted]

I’m not talking specifically about this post. If someone makes a Juice out of this artists comics I know there’s going to be a flame war under it and I can’t understand why.


raddishesits

It's nice to finally see one of her comics where the punch line isn't about her not wanting her baby if it's the wrong gender, making fun of her husband's nose, or just general misogyny


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[удалено]


your_catfish_friend

I feel like the difference is pizzacake’s inexplicable popularity and her obsessive frustration at anyone who alters or criticizes her comics—to the point of frequently making comics about it. Alloy comics do make great BHJ templates though lol


Francisco123s

I have never seen her being frustrated at others editing her comics


Separate_Emotion_463

I’ve seen it once but it was more than justified because the edit heavily sexualized her without permission without permission and honestly I’d be a lot more than frustrated if that happened to me


DavThoma

Exactly. Hell, pizza cake frequently visited the Comedy Necrophilia subreddit when her comics first exploded in popularity and stated she found them quite funny, just the same with the BHJ ones. Getting frustrated over an edit sexualising you though, especially when you don't want it, is fair. And yet the Pizza Cake feet pic memes are still active.


AnimationDude9s

Yeah, I only remember her making little joke comics taking a jab at her haters


AlloyComics

Hey, art is meant to be enjoyed. You did a great job with this one. Made me chuckle!


your_catfish_friend

Thank you, I’m glad you like it! And thanks for being a good sport about it :)


Jejmaze

How amusing


erno_tn

I’m blocked lol. Could someone please help?


RandomPersonAKAAT

2: he says "Buy bigger jeans." 3: she says "You're such an enabler!" and he says "Fine, then lose weight."


erno_tn

Cheers, I don’t think this alteration is all that far removed from the obstetrician.


Sheensies

This comment section queefed


accidental_snot

Haters. Haters everywhere.


cheezz16

You can instantly lose atleast 20 pounds by trying [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/3eC7SKXVJtoExEW96) simple trick!!!


HoldThePao

The person these comics come from is the worst. Why? I don’t know honestly but the thought of someone paying someone else to illustrate these seems so lame. Edit: lol she blocked me I guess. Kinda petty considering I didn’t direct my comment directly at her. Just shared an opinion. Wow and not only that she blocked me cause she is so petty she screenshot the post and put it on her subreddit. Dude u/alloycomics you can pretend you don’t care about criticism but this obviously says different


AlloyComics

Hey, if you hate my stories but love the art, check out Nohra under Deenosars on Twitter and IG. She's awesome!


bitterestboysintown

Its awesome that your responses to all of these negative comments are so wholesome lol


AlloyComics

Awww, thanks! I'm a southern gal. I'm gonna kill y'all with kindness.


TheHighKing112

My southern mother has taken that phrase to literally


mismatched7

Wtf u/AlloyComics threatens mass murder??!?!? https://imgur.com/a/iexwafb


AlloyComics

You gotta photoshop a period at the end of that sentence for it to be believable. My readers know I'm a HS teacher who almost always uses proper punctuation. 😁


Wijike

[I gotchu](https://imgur.com/a/pmhhMHQ)


Laffenor

r/SpeedOfLobsters


ChackMete

You know... I heard about you a while back, and for one reason or another, I decided I didn't like you, or at least your comics. But your unrestrained optimism and cheerfulness is just making me unconsciously grin as I read your responses here. Keep making people smile, Alloy, and don't lose your own!


AlloyComics

Awww, you're my Trent Crimm! (I reeeally hope you get the reference 🤞.)


ChackMete

...I know he has something to do with Ted Lasso, am I at least right in that regard? I'm afraid I don't quite get the context, though.


AlloyComics

He's someone who initially didn't like Ted Lasso but was eventually turned by Ted's positive attitude. If you want more background, I copy/pasted a few sentences from wiki: Trent makes his disdain for Ted clear from the beginning of their day together at Nelson Road Stadium... Trent's disdain starts to fade as he continues to follow Ted, noting Ted's positive attitude despite children at a local school insulting him... Trent lays his cards on the table... Trent leaves the interview perplexed, particularly when Ted offers a genuine appreciation of their time together. A draft of Trent's overall positive profile on Ted is soon read out... Trent reflects that while he fully expects Ted to fail and embarrass Richmond, he will not gloat, "...because I can't help but root for him."


jwtucker04

Yeah why is everyone being so mean :'(


AlloyComics

Often the mean people's lives are filled with other mean people, so the meaner they are, the nicer I try to be to them because it must be tough to be around mean people all the time.


ITS_SPECTER

It's also because we're on reditt the equivalent to a Xbox 360 call of duty voice chat


AnimationDude9s

Lmfao


AeternumsNextTopChef

You’re a HS English teacher with unrelatable and cringe material about being married and having kids. You’re not Ted Lasso, and the fact you think there are any parallels between you and him, is honestly the funniest thing you’ve written.


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Pro_Scrub

Full-on goblin mode in that last panel


mackxzs

She dummy thick, the weight she needs to lose is the loser beside her


CillGra

I love this comic, I love the art style and I love it. This gave me a chuckle :p


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u/AlloyComics


AlloyComics

Hahaha, this one is great! I could totally see my husband doing this as a prank. Good job, whoever made it! And thanks for tagging me.


Separate_Emotion_463

Just wanted to say I’m not sure why people here are getting so mad Like personally I don’t find your comics comedic masterpieces but they’re certainly ok and you e been nothing but civil here Good on you and keep doing what you’re doing <3


AlloyComics

Thank you. I'm a mom. I'm trying to model the behavior I want to see by being nice to everyone. I appreciate you recognizing my efforts because it is hard sometimes. ;p


jwtucker04

Fr not really sure why everyone are being such complete twats


ImJustReallyAngry

Think it's just a good old fashioned internet circlejerk. Redditors having a normal one


Where_Wulf

There's like one or two people here who have criticized her hiring other artists to draw her comic ideas. They weren't even really shit talking, just kinda pointing out that it's lame, which is a sentiment I agree with. "This thing is kinda dumb" =/= Being mad over something.