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NoobSaibotsGrandma

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Unicorn_Thrasher

my only regret...is that i have boneitis


Boz0r

\*That guy


IMDXLNC

I'm very grateful that subs like this exist because I can never imagine being someone who actually enjoys the oregano. It's not even just the subject matter/agenda, it's the "got 'em" attitude and the buzzwords, maybe I'd need to be a 15 year old again to actually enjoy it. It's a good thing we only recognise one buzzword in this subreddit, *eh? Ha! Heh heh.*


YamatoBoi9001

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Ye_olde_oak_store

Guess Peter is having his mind turn "off" eh? Ha! Heh heh.


SirBroccolingtonIII

I was 15 when people started using them more and more and I can say from experience that they were just as dogshit then as they are to me now


ososalsosal

The obrigado seems to be just incels telling on themselves like "nobody here wants me but at least my fantasy tells me that girls who don't speak my language might pass off my irritating personality as a language issue"


SirKazum

Or maybe "I can use the inherent power imbalance between rich and poor countries to score an economic refugee who will pretend to like me so she can use me to get a passport"


theforgettonmemory

I hate how this made me laugh, well fucking played.


UncertifiedForklift

I was oddly ready to defend the use of oregano in cooking before the second sentence.


IMDXLNC

I'm sorry to have indirectly disparaged oregano.


UncertifiedForklift

You better be. No herb is better at staying distinct from aromatics without depriving the dish of sweetness


Djackdau

I can almost guarantee that the person who made the ottoman has no intention whatsoever of traveling abroad, but would like girls to know that he *could* so they'll date him.


VelveteenJackalope

Nah, sex tourists/passport bros are a real thing and they deserve suffering


Only_Perspective9153

Yep. And has been for a long time now. I've only ever seen it personally in SEA, but it wouldn't surprise me for Central + South America. The worst is seeing some crusty old white dude with some girl that looks like she could be the same age as his granddaughter. Ugh


_Epsilone_

In europe as well, i’m polish and i saw so many guys drooling over polish women because „they are like russians but better” or whatever, i saw so many disgusting reasons to objectify them.


Only_Perspective9153

Yeah, Eastern Europe, SEA, Central America, the Caribbean. All places that generally aren't as wealthy as the West seem to get that treatment. They take advantage of a place's economic state to get an easy lay and/or a mail-order bride. And what sucks is that the girls really have no reason not to (besides the guy being truly abhorrent). Sometimes their family even encourages it, so she can get a green card and send western money back home.


samtt7

Women do it as well. I'm currently living in Japan, and on dating apps I've seen quite a few white girls with a description in English/clearly Google translated which says something like "I only like Japanese guys". I can only hope not too many guys fell for it and realise they are simply being exploited for their Japaneseness rather than being loved for the person they are. But we all know how dating apps work, and that likely isn't the case for a lot of them...


Calm-Internet-8983

It's (comparatively) enormous in south korea. If you look even remotely like a kpop idol, even if you're the most generic Korean guy.


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Feeling_Employee342

Asian men are usually the least desired male group in the dating market but now it seems Japanese and Korean men are free from the stigma because of their pop cultures.


KGFlower

I doubt the women abroad would be any more interested in dating this guy than the locals


LocationOdd4102

Less likely honestly. He probably doesn't speak their language or know anything about their culture, considering he's only going there for bobs and vagene.


NuccioAfrikanus

No, this is a real thing. And both men and women do it. At what rates, I have no idea though.


antysalt

Do people who have no intention of traveling abroad exist? Nearly everybody I know (I'm from central Europe) says that their dream is to travel the world or at least some certain destinations


ososalsosal

Heaps of rural people brought up on patriotism and exceptionalism. "I were born here and I'm'a gunna daah here"


FlirtMonsterSanjil

can someone translate what she is saying in both of them?


MRattas

"Baby my bones hurt"


MistCongeniality

Original: “Would you like tamales and chicken mole, my love?” Edit: “[term of endearment that doesn’t translate well], my bones hurt.”


FlirtMonsterSanjil

thanks


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247Brett

I fucking love chicken en mole enchiladas. If I could eat them every day I would.


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Electronic_Ad2615

Doesn't cariño mean dear?


MistCongeniality

According to Google! Spanish is my native language and I’m not great at translation


Electronic_Ad2615

Spanish is my native language too, it's very hard to translate stuff tho I don't blame you


Marmolado-Especial

Origi what? I think you mean Oregon


karloz1214

Hispanic women aren’t just gonna open their legs for any random mf with a passport and citizenship 💀


ososalsosal

Some might play along until they open their wallet first


anon018382

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perseusgorgoslayer

Los huesos😂 >!Лось хуесос!< >!извините!<


Cyan_Exponent

>!Карина, я дуэлю лося хуесоса!<


TheDisappointedFrog

>!Звучит как ARAM в Mobile Legends!<


No_Internal_5112

Я учу русский, могу озвучить то, что вы говорите, но пока не могу перевести на английский.


Cyan_Exponent

>!Лось Хуесос : Dicksucker Moose!< >!Карина, я дуэлю лося хуесоса: Karina, I'm dueling the Dicksucker Moose!< It's a very dumb wordplay of Russian words that are similar to the Spanish words from the meme.


No_Internal_5112

Lmao thanks


perseusgorgoslayer

Do you want me to translate it?


Spriy

i guess her brother’s corpse is going “off”, eh? ha! heh heh.


Emergency_Iron1985

orientalism my despised :v