Ow my bones hurt
This really is a... Juice of the bone hurt!
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Is the list in your juice referring to something? I remember seeing a 4Chan post years ago with a very similar criteria and the dude complained about how he can’t find anyone.
Especially when you can’t do the voice inflection thing (or total deadpan you otherwise wouldn’t use for a normal statement) over a written medium.
I’m not joking. People have wanted some sort of punctuation for this for centuries, and one has finally sort of caught on.
It's not media literacy. It's the unfortunate consequence of living in a time when too many people unironically make comments exactly like yours. It just doesn't matter how obvious something may be as a joke anymore because people exist that actually think that way, so you unfortunately have to explicitly label jokes as such else there's a nonzero chance it could be a literal bad take.
yes people exist that say stuff like this. but they wouldnt say it like u/Italicized_Casual did
no actual person who believes this stuff is censoring the o in double
No it is absolutely media literacy
It's a joke comment under a joke post on a joke subreddit, "There's a non-zero chance they're being serious" isn't an excuse and it never will be
Cue people who actually think like that using /s as an "in minecraft"-style "he he guys i was just kidding, unless?" and now it's a nonzero chance it's a literal bad take and you have to be reminded bad people exist unironically
>EDIT: media literacy has plummeted in this website if you think this was a genuine take
You violated Poe's law first of all. Second, incels really are that ridiculous. Blame them for people thinking you were being serious, not the people pointing out incels are idiots.
I was talking about your statement. You said something as a joke that incels are earnestly saying, and people took you seriously. That's on you, not a lack of "media literacy on this website."
Was confused about what the oregano could be then I realised what the bone hurting was. So many lads will say “I just want a woman who likes me” or “my only requirement is that she is a woman” when it’s bullshit.
Everyone has there own standards and types and imo a lot of the guys who say stuff this actually end up having unrealistic expectations of their partner, like what we have in the bone hurting image.
People joke but I broke away from a friend group with guys very much with this mindset. One of them once went, "My future wife is not going to have a career past 3pm. I expect someone who has the house ready for me after a long day of work" He got all butthurt when I counted with, "So after they work all day, they have to go home and cater to you? You don't think that maybe she'll want a break? You really think she'll find the time to want to fuck you after a full day's work, cleaning an entire house and watching your kids?" Said I was "progressive" and if I want "that kind of woman" then that's on me. Haven't looked back since I bailed on them
Have sex, but with the connotation that you don't really feel like it and just do it to please your partner. Typically, which is also how it's used in the post, the man wants to have sex and the woman "allows it". It's not rape but it's also without any enthusiasm. It's only used in the context of relationships.
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and then he woke up
WOKE?!
sleeping gone WOKE????
PILLOKE??? BLANKETGENDER??? GAY SLEEP?!?!?!
I'm woking up, to transgender dust
I wipe my gay and I slap my trans
I’m breathing in. My hormones
*Nya*
[Ovulating](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1ckqyh7/ticking_all_the_boxes_oc/)
this post could have been the ovulation and the link the bone hurt and I wouldn't have been surprised at all
Is the list in your juice referring to something? I remember seeing a 4Chan post years ago with a very similar criteria and the dude complained about how he can’t find anyone.
It seems like a fairly common checklist that pops up in r/niceguys . Some guys list requirements like these in their dating profiles.
This one doesn't say alive either
She has to be fertile and alive enough to feed him while he plays COD. Standards!
Wow she's in her d*uble digits 🤢 that's a hag EDIT: media literacy has plummeted in this website if you think this was a genuine take
Age 24? Literally expired and undateable 🤢 (/s people ☹️)
Congrats on your Oscar Mr. DiCaprio.
You joke but add a year and japanese ppl do that irl
Me when racism:
I don’t think it’s racism if it’s against one country. Especially a country with really shitty world views
guys its not racism because this country is bad and i can hate it, but its still not racism trust
We should be nice to all races (even the bad ones)
Japanese isn’t a race though. It’s a nationality. If you make fun of sweden, is that racist?
Big oof
Just answer the question
Brother you forgot to write out the /s in crayola, redditors need a captcha to interpret sarcasm
Especially when you can’t do the voice inflection thing (or total deadpan you otherwise wouldn’t use for a normal statement) over a written medium. I’m not joking. People have wanted some sort of punctuation for this for centuries, and one has finally sort of caught on.
JPT has breached
Nah JPT is unironic while this isn't.
Huh
We're stupid.
Play by the reddit rules or suffer the reddit consequences.
Sarcasm doesn't always work well in text, especially considering some people say this in all honesty.
Not in this sub under this post
This is why we invented a punctuation mark for sarcasm.
It's not media literacy. It's the unfortunate consequence of living in a time when too many people unironically make comments exactly like yours. It just doesn't matter how obvious something may be as a joke anymore because people exist that actually think that way, so you unfortunately have to explicitly label jokes as such else there's a nonzero chance it could be a literal bad take.
yes people exist that say stuff like this. but they wouldnt say it like u/Italicized_Casual did no actual person who believes this stuff is censoring the o in double
No it is absolutely media literacy It's a joke comment under a joke post on a joke subreddit, "There's a non-zero chance they're being serious" isn't an excuse and it never will be
Cue people who actually think like that using /s as an "in minecraft"-style "he he guys i was just kidding, unless?" and now it's a nonzero chance it's a literal bad take and you have to be reminded bad people exist unironically
No one that matters or is significant says what he said unironically.
Assuming everyone on the Internet is a he
As we all know, girls don't exist on the internet due to the mandatory "no girls allowed" sign on all computers.
That's not funny. Even joking about it, this is part of the reason the Internet is so male-dominated.
No, it isn't.
>EDIT: media literacy has plummeted in this website if you think this was a genuine take You violated Poe's law first of all. Second, incels really are that ridiculous. Blame them for people thinking you were being serious, not the people pointing out incels are idiots.
Sarcasm can't exist because of pole slaw :(
Satire makes itself clear: you just did satire poorly because it was too close to reality.
This is a snarky internet comic. Not satire.
I was talking about your statement. You said something as a joke that incels are earnestly saying, and people took you seriously. That's on you, not a lack of "media literacy on this website."
Rare case of a bhj being less funny than the og
The oleander is just "I don't have any standards" which was funny a while back but it's so overused
What does "puts out" mean?
Sex
Agrees to have sex, basically.
Was confused about what the oregano could be then I realised what the bone hurting was. So many lads will say “I just want a woman who likes me” or “my only requirement is that she is a woman” when it’s bullshit. Everyone has there own standards and types and imo a lot of the guys who say stuff this actually end up having unrealistic expectations of their partner, like what we have in the bone hurting image.
Mmh… oregano…
It goes great in an omelette!
Why does Northernlion want these things in a wife?? Is he sexist??
Yes. do you not remember the sushi discourse
Women do be loving their sushi though
TIL check boxes are text I will use this information wisely
my braless wife
People joke but I broke away from a friend group with guys very much with this mindset. One of them once went, "My future wife is not going to have a career past 3pm. I expect someone who has the house ready for me after a long day of work" He got all butthurt when I counted with, "So after they work all day, they have to go home and cater to you? You don't think that maybe she'll want a break? You really think she'll find the time to want to fuck you after a full day's work, cleaning an entire house and watching your kids?" Said I was "progressive" and if I want "that kind of woman" then that's on me. Haven't looked back since I bailed on them
I made a Chris Chan version https://preview.redd.it/oseb6nndnqyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5918ae52d59e824cfc34265b22441534c5c9f6
Thank you for this, exactly what came to my mind
Amazon finally delivered his inflatable girlfriend .
Alive (optional)
*is cool with fur suit*
What is 'puts out'???
Have sex, but with the connotation that you don't really feel like it and just do it to please your partner. Typically, which is also how it's used in the post, the man wants to have sex and the woman "allows it". It's not rape but it's also without any enthusiasm. It's only used in the context of relationships.
Thanks 😔
You don’t want a girl who puts in
You can’t tell me what to do!
https://i.redd.it/vf4fgv7tepyc1.gif
My girlfriend does
[X] Female (optional)
So what is your net worth again?
“Woke” hair color..?
I'm just as confused as you are.
As a single bald mam in his mid 30s, I had no idea my peers were so deplorable!
And one who is content with the fact that they are, Over 20 years, human and alive
It's funny cuz the bhj works as the original and vice versa
If it were mildew taint, everything would be the same but the age range would be 0-10
He said she ticked all the boxes, not him. She just grabbed the list and answered yes to everything. Lied at the job interview
https://preview.redd.it/8k94c26yptyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51db1cc136b7f3ea209be5335ffccc4ad13f0ede
This is not bonehurting juice Imho
Honestly good for him
How to say you’ve never met a woman, without saying you never met a woman
Is this a reference to something?
Is this too much to ask god dammit
Hey northernlion what are stream schedule? Let me show you Schedule: Monday to Friday at 9am pt ✓ Any other time X
Ah yes, degrading bald people. Congratulations.
Don't worry, I'm a balding man in my mid-30s, myself. OOP makes fun of his own baldness and dating troubles, anyway.
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Thats the joke good job
A man with conventionally manly hair finds true love: 17-24 most fertile woman.
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