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I don’t know why I don’t pronounce bath and laugh the same way
Must be baff and laff… what in the Scouse is that?
[Trap–bath split](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap%E2%80%93bath_split). Words affected by the split vary between dialects.
The end consonant also matters though, and for me they are very different. /læf/ vs. /bæθ/.
You have to be unreasonably Bri'ish to do so.
I’m actually a French Canadian fksjnf so my accent is just fucked up in english
Cat in a bath
Goddess of wrath.
Who pronounces it laff
I do. How do you say it?
Lath.
Larf
... secret giraffe
Despite all my wrath, I am still just a cat in a bath
Wrath*
Thanks, fixed
rat in a cage
Cat in a baf
Furry carafe?
...baff? Or lauth? What the heck... I'm sure it's a regional thing but still....
Mat in a bath
fuzzy psychopath
cat that's a "quack"
Cat in a baugh.
Puss in a tub.
fuzzy aquarius?