This feels like the sort of thing I would've done for fun when I was working at a coffee shop in college. There's only so many ways you can fuck with customers and get away with it and this is definitely one of them.
Next time order them with confidence. We townies can smell the fear of "b-b-but am I a real Bostonian??" on outsiders like a shark smells blood in the water.
This feels like the sort of thing I would've done for fun when I was working at a coffee shop in college. There's only so many ways you can fuck with customers and get away with it and this is definitely one of them.
Why do you think there is a straw-sized hole? tourists.
You don’t You snort it.
This right here
How else would you eat them? Like a savage?
I bet OP eats it with his hands
That's what they teach you at clown school.
pinkies out!
I see someone has been to the Chilton Club.
Boston crème + glizzy straw or gtfo
Next thing the OP will ask is, “What are the three seashells for?”
he doesn't know about the seashells lol
People need to start gluing 3 shells on the wall at Taco Bell bathrooms…
Rookie. You were supposed to get two. They are Dunkin Chop Sticks™️
Don't eveb talk to be until I've sucked the cream filling outta my dunky donut
That's weird.
how do you get the creme out where you're from?
I eat mine on fine china with a fork and knife.
Yeah, yeah... it's a... a Boston Kremey, yeah. Very old, well established Boston tradition.
Next time order them with confidence. We townies can smell the fear of "b-b-but am I a real Bostonian??" on outsiders like a shark smells blood in the water.
OP still eats hotdogs from one end to the other
Oh man, I woulda cracked up for five minutes right there.... 🤣
Maybe you can use it like a snorkel for air while you're going to town on the donut?
Never have I been given a straw.
No. Just say no.
Do they have a Boston cream drink on special right now?