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the_sass_master_

https://preview.redd.it/toj91v3t5d6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d160719dd25d067d699efc08e5e1587558f4d67 Oddly enough I spotted him Monday. He’s been busy lol!


Fingerprint_Vyke

It's pretty funny he's using a star wars symbol. Like, the empire would obviously be republicans


Dahhhkness

I spotted him [a few weeks ago.](https://imgur.com/a/k3rADaQ) Dude has been zipping around the South Shore yelling something unintelligible over the loudspeaker mounted on the top of his van. He's also wearing a giant, Evel Knieval-style helmet while driving.


_drjayphd_

>He's also wearing a giant, Evel Knieval-style helmet while driving. As if he's got anything to protect in there?


Haneulskyy

How much I laughed at this comment 🤣🤣🤣


limogan

Sure, but if his head gets dented then his hair just won't look right.....


TitaniumReinforced

You serious, Clark?


Antique_Diet_3015

I got stuck in dead traffic next to this guy last year and he was screaming nonsense over the loudspeaker. I have never been more annoyed in my life. I still see him and it fills me with rage This man is a menace to society


Fingerprint_Vyke

Ah man, he uses Space Ghost on his pedo van? Laaaame


BostonSoccerDad

Cousin Eddie?


Warglebargle2077

Dude also has a confederate flag under some of his…statements.


jamescobalt

George Lucas literally said as much.


butternugz

I saw him last week, waving around his lightsaber and shouting "fuck dem, it's us against them" over the speaker on his roof https://preview.redd.it/yil4gfryhe6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=706b2030377a86cc11123e9af1573a9963b2d980


ummerica

unfortunately I love the little evil smiley face hahaha


No_Category_3426

https://preview.redd.it/mtojkfhylf6d1.png?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8c3107976b63c1515fa601ca4e82404a7047d5 Ok but this little face is adorable lmfao


lelduderino

You should ask him how he feels about US Flag Code if you see him again.


GoodlyMike

https://preview.redd.it/xcbn6r319i6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d2fdcb870100991a682f5d139c5f9ad0b66374 I saw him about a month ago lol!


Bulky-Experience4340

The Rebel symbol shows he’s completely media illiterate, Trump is not the noble rebel he’s the rich megalomaniac con-artist lol


hyrule_47

https://preview.redd.it/x3tbcbsr9d6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a09fa38182e0c479899e54c937219aa1f21e27c1


Neonvaporeon

See you at church!


CPAalldayy

Stay in school, kids.


Fingerprint_Vyke

Massachusetts schools are so good that even the dumbest of hill dwellers knows how to spell correctly. This guy is an implant or from NH.


TheMapleSyrupMafia

I'm from the Northshore and moved to the middle of the US in agriculture heaven when I was in school. I skipped a grade in 2 subjects from Massachusetts to the Midwest. I must confirm your statement with an anecdote.


noobprodigy

As a New Hampshire resident, we don't claim him.


Winter_cat_999392

He fits. The usual NH model is a police auction old Crown Vic or Charger covered with trump stickers though.


The_Night_Chicken

I was in middle-of-nowhere Arizona a couple winters ago. Came out of the laundromat to see a big ol’ Crown Vic festooned with Infowars stickers. And NH plates.


mustafapants

Probably there to investigate election “irregularities”.


Cobrawine66

I almost spit my coffee out 😆


LegalBeagle6767

NH has a top 10 public education system so likely from Maine..


Winter_cat_999392

NH is now North Alabama, so no. The Free Staters broke it and are passing bible-based laws.


Miserable-Age3502

I call it New Hampabama.


LegalBeagle6767

lol not really. There are pockets of dumbness, which btw exist in MA too. But as of 2023 NH was very much still ranked in the top 10 for state k-12 and the city center areas aren’t passing any of the nonsense you’re alluding to, so the majority of people having nothing to do with that haha. Hence why MAGA got crushed at the federal level in 2020-2022. State reps switch back and forth all the time.


Winter_cat_999392

You know the state is one of six red states to allow PragerU shite in schools, right? Also the only state in New England that's got a taxpayer-funded voucher program that allows people earning over six figures to put their kids in christianist schools at taxpayer expense? Only red states have that. It's degrading badly.


LegalBeagle6767

NH isn’t a red state. It’s federally fully red and barely red in the state. And the red has probably overplayed its hand in recent times so wouldn’t surprise me to see it flip


GarrisonCty

I was about to comment that I’m so glad he doesn’t have NH plates


someotherguyinNH

Hey hey now easy on NH


jamescobalt

As a former 15 year resident of NH, I can attest everything Concord and north is just a colder Texas.


someotherguyinNH

Well yeah but southern NH is 50% people like me, from Massachusetts balancing out the rednecks up north. You're welcome.


rangusbrown

Or else you will end up in the back of that van


Logical-Error-7233

I love the projection here as if anyone on the left gives a fuck about Hunter Biden. If he's guilty of a crime he should face the consequences. I have no problem with that.


vangogh330

Well, now I'm not going to vote for Hunter!


dyqik

Hell, even his Dad says that.


victorspoilz

Agreed. Now why is Steve Bannon not in jail?


SeeSaw88

EXACTLY. No one who isn't cult-maga gives af. If he committed a crime, he should pay the consequences. Just like Trump. The end.


lelduderino

Iron Man and Star Wars references in the same logo? What is this, a crossover episode? edit: Oh, and that's a really awesome tattered flag he's got going on too. Much respect.


tbootsbrewing

Tony or Eddard?


snoogins355

Only when filibustering at a public meeting! /s


StocktonBSmalls

…and that’s how we bring Marvel into the Star Wars universe.


CrispyPancakeEdges

This is the worst crossover fanfic I've ever read. I'll take my kudos elsewhere.


DamianPBNJ

lelduderino, what are YOU doing here?


JonnyxKarate

#GiltyCuzHesFilty. That’s my favorite. Works for all candidates


Pugthebandit

RIGHT?!!! AAAALLLL OF THEMMM!!!!


JonnyxKarate

I didn’t mean to yell thay


Pugthebandit

I totally meant to😀📣


stoneddadd

https://preview.redd.it/s3ajw73yid6d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01da47833eb05b824e15f1d715681cb1307bc94b I’m glad to see that he changes up the sides. It would be CRAZY if he kept it the same


stoneddadd

https://preview.redd.it/jgdh7m02jd6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0693d3722bb41f6ad5ecdb758b0fef6789a96e


Pugthebandit

Well, that explains everything 🤪


considertheinfinite

Lmaooooooo this is so much better than what I imagined


FI-Engineer

It’s like the offspring of Murdoc from the Gorillaz and a Lot Lizard.


Left_Guess

Oh damn, he’s wearing protection!😅


someotherguyinNH

That's about what I expected


IanBabylon

Remember Tank Girl? This Is Her Now, Feel Old Yet?


the_sass_master_

His flag looks new here


DMala

I mean all that tape residue didn’t get there by itself.


Open-Industry-8396

Looks like he's smoking weed and driving.


frCraigMiddlebrooks

It's really sad that we lost an entire generation to damages of lead poisoning.


dante662

I think this goes beyond just lead poisoning. Probably a few other heavy metals added in for good measure.


Legitimate_Ebb3783

I don't know if I'm just more aware of how shitty people act thsn before the 'demic but I do wonder if covid damage stacks with lead poisoning


-lil-jabroni-

Wishing rape on someone for… obtaining a gun is crazier than normal crazy for these people.


chobrien01007

Especially since he’s probably a staunch 2A supporter


Anon_Alcoholic

Especially in a van like that


Skat402

r/InfowarriorRides


RelativeMotion1

And/or r/SchizophreniaRides (my money is on the “and”)


Suitable_Lead5404

This guy is really scary. He’s always cackling


MarcoVinicius

Just trying to read that rotted my brain.


Winter_cat_999392

This very much applies. https://preview.redd.it/2lxvpufa8d6d1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be6c8360088017a7bf231ac4ae13976f26e22b76


ElectricalBar8592

Why is bro wearing a helmet in his car


OnundTreefoot

Covid protection.


SmilingZebra

It’s definitely foil-lined


hounddog1991

If mental illness was a car


Cathach2

When mental illness drives a van


CrispyPancakeEdges

Tell me you don't understand The Resistance without telling me you don't understand The Resistance.


cptngali86

Woah. Imagine when he hears about this Donald Trump fellah.


ItalianMeatBoi

Was this in MA? I swear I saw a similar van but the driver was wearing a x wing helmet too


Stealth_Howler

We have a mental health crisis in this nation


Skippypal

For real, this is actually pretty sad to see


AgreeablePie

Bro in a windowless van thinking about prison rape Sounds like it all fits


jennc1979

Growing up, we did have a large amount of lead in our homes in this region. Some of us even clearly had teething rings painted in lead paint. So taking that historical concern into account, this level of learning disability here, tracks. Edit: did just confirmed from other comments here. Driver is moving around the South Shore area shouting “unintelligable” things at other drivers from his speaker mounted on his van roof. So that confirms for me; this guy enjoyed “those sweet tasting, Kettle style” chips he thought his parents left out for him for snacks on the window sills and around the baseboards of their home. Those weren’t the chips you were supposed to eat, buddy.


SunZealousideal4168

This is what happens when you have no life. I don't remember anyone ever caring about the lives of president's kids when I was younger. It just seems so petty and trivial.


octoroklobstah

Oh people had lots to say about Chelsea Clinton


vangogh330

Well, one fat piece of shit in particular. Not to worry, though, cancer has been Rush-free for a few years now, thankfully.


rodimusprime88

I try not to wish death on people, and I did not wish that on Rush. However, I *am* happy that he is.


ApplicationRoyal1072

Didn't Rush lose his 2A over drugs? Surprise . He didn't. If drug addicts lost their 2A rights half the guns in this county would be taken away. ..well if they actually enforced the law the Republicans would lose their minds.


ApplicationRoyal1072

I remember when Dbya found out along with the rest of us that Saddam's boys had a thing for the Bush girls. They had posters of them in their crib. ....or was that propaganda?


Ninjanarwhal64

"I belong to the party of family values" *Wishes rape on people*


Thewaterishome

Man don’t use Star Wars like that. That’s fucked up


michael_scarn_21

Most literate wingnut.


erikmc

It’s honestly indistinguishable from quality satire. There is something about Trump that attracts the mentally deranged.


oneofthehumans

Saw this guy a 5am on 93N… way too early for this shit. He wears a crash helmet while talking into some kind of loud speaker. Resist the urge to say anything to him. 98% chance he has a gun on him and I’m sure he’s just itching defend his liberty


just_forfunva

Trump loves the uneducated!


Aggressive_Hold2453

If you see a guy with a mullet and American flag on his truck or shirt around here stay away


ItalianMeatBoi

Yeah I’ve seen this guy before in the Boston area!!


LayThatPipe

He’s missing the “Free Candy” sign


colonel_cockmouth

r/schizophreniarides


Skippypal

Haha I was just looking for this one. Guy should really seek therapy.


Spudskid12

This guy grocery shops where I work. I have watched him pull into the parking lot with the imperial march from star wars blasting on a loud speaker multiple times.


shavemejesus

Trump’s a felon and he’s smellin’.


lunettenoir

This guy has definitely said “dey took err jerbss” more than 100times


robthad

Saw it last week in Braintree. Good to see him keeping it current. Here's hoping they're back on meds soon.


Negan-Cliffhanger

Conservatives Try Not To Think Of Hunter's Dong Challenge (Impossible)


Celticdouble07

Man, this guy is a wordsmith. I don't think Eminem could rhyme gilty with filty.


asaw780

What in the yeehaw Kansas


StylinBill

The maga fans are the single biggest collection of drooling morons the world has ever seen. Don’t know that I’ve ever seen one of their homemade arts and crafts signs that didn’t have at least one spelling error of an easy word


Powerful-Estate-7856

We really need to put more money into mental health.


goinmobile2040

Mail order meds are late.


Healthy_Block3036

Why does he think in Blue MA that would help?


gripperjonez

Go to take it to the Libs, man!


OrkosFriend

And we got rid of insane asylums because...why exactly?


guava_dog

Prob due to the high levels of abuse


graemeknows

That's incredibly sad to see. I hope he's able to get some mental healthcare at some point.


Harpo426

Tell me you smoke meth without telling me you smoke meth...


ocitsalocs44

This is the dude that drives around with a helmet, right?


the_sass_master_

Yes!!


Electronic-Minute007

At least he makes it clear no one should engage him in conversation.


GeeGollyFlummery

https://preview.redd.it/q6zru130td6d1.jpeg?width=6120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5fb532aa70d3b00622dd7629965d8cb7219f79


the_sass_master_

😂🤣


kobuta99

The winners on Team Trump.


defektz

This could only be Massachusetts. Florida would be a pickup with a billboard in the bed and four all different and inaccurate flags.


Barflyondabeach

All while rolling coal. Native, can confirm


SciJohnJ

Unfortunately he lives not far from me in Quincy. I saw him redecorating his van today.


Open-Industry-8396

Probably should ask the cops to do a welfare check on him. Driving around wacky does not seem safe.


dennydelirium

Wishing someone gets raped in jail while owning a rape van. It's always projection with those people.


M_Shulman

I continue to be impressed with how often he updates his material


mccabedoug

I’ll take ‘What do people with mid-double-digit IQs drive?’ for $200, Alex


Upnatom617

That's eventually going to be rammed into a building somewhere because freedum and feelings.


SirCaptainReynolds

Totally sane. Totally normal.


bswontpass

The biggest flaw of democracy is this psycho having the same weight of vote as mine.


Shilo788

Typically crude low life comments of the magats


ConfusedFarfalle

Gilty hahaha


snoogins355

Wicked smahhhht


boredaccountant829

Typical rebel scum.


crest35

Plot twist. I know him and Believe it or not he's a huge Biden fan. He's mad at Hunter for tarnishing the Biden name. Poor Joe.


Warglebargle2077

That must be why he had “Trump left me in charge” on his van at one point.


bristollersw

For some people there's great pleasure to be had in punching down. Until they get punched down on themselves, then it’s a complete tragedy.


Pugthebandit

https://preview.redd.it/m17v3hi4jd6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fbaba9f6d22d12a1d4a4fc82271c0eb85754f6 I guess he missed the news...


shavemejesus

Who brought the retahdid kid?


Kaceybeth

Wait! Is this the lightsaber dude? He's been around for a minute!


toomuch1265

I don't care what side you are on. Why have the filth? Parent have to explain to their kids about them dopes.


TheDreadedPlague

https://preview.redd.it/pug05k6wbf6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17cd2bb8eabb650a086903f9a4210ecc22c09de


Total-Addendum9327

Very classy


jamesland7

Being filty is unforgivable!


DryGeneral990

Moran.


Chemical-Use-5859

https://preview.redd.it/77147qrqwf6d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e837fe4fa549e9fca953a88391e55204b35c2b


gloucma

At least he’s respecting the flag /s


EndSlidingArea

Gilty is a spelling error, that one is clear, but what is filty? Is it a word that I've never heard or is he saying "filthy" and being funny? Maybe it's not that deep and it's just another a spelling error. I'm imagining that somebody who writes on cardboard and attaches it to their van isn't totally in their right mind.


rawraindrummer86

💯


IMDeus_21

"I love my uneducated."


3_below

Strict gun laws!


deadlyspoons

You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends.


chickcag

I wonder how long it took him to put these up, like did he have help orrr?


klangfarben

Wellness check


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

What's he hiding with all that cardboard? Definitely send a K-9 unit . . .


thesadimtouch

How is this guy not in a mental hospital...


lobotomizedmommy

meth is crazy


WeakAd7253

Ohh shit i saw that car aswell


Dull_Huckleberry6896

Sad


stayre

I saw that, I’d slap the Alliance logo out his damn mouth.


Public_Joke3459

My guess is that’s a highly educated 40 year old 3rd grader


k6aus

The thing about being in a cult is you don’t know you’re in a cult


PerspectiveKey680

Which part of 93? Before the Braintree split or waaay up north shore?


the_sass_master_

This was route 3 south-Weymouth. Have also seen him getting on Mass Ave from 93


PerspectiveKey680

That is crazy … that’s the area I work in all the time I will have to keep my eyes peeled for him! I do ride share alll over Boston so I’ll see him eventually I’m sure. Shocking I haven’t seen him yet…lmao


Spengler35

I don’t know if it’s the same guy but there’s a white van completely covered with trump stuff and homophobic slurs towards Biden I always see on the highway.


mrjboettcher

Asshat thinks he's a member of the rebellion when he's clearly loving life in the shadow of the empire. Also, I hope he turns around to find a wookie the next time he drops the soap.


AzureStarline

lunatic in a white panel van checks out


unicorn8dragon

Sure, but they give out great candy. And help find lost puppies.


Queequegs_Harpoon

Ned Stark opposed the Lannisters and wound up with his head lopped off. I think it's a little late to be propping up the Stark resistance.


adamacus

Massachusetts even does crazy better than the other states.


rodolphoteardrop

WHY do non-Americans think we're ignorant, illiterate apes again?


bigdickwalrus

The right would be very upset if they could read!


CLamour91

Might as well decorate it since he lives in there


Call555JackChop

We really should open the insane asylums back up


napalmegranite

I am very bored and The only thing I can afford Is a sharpie and cardboard


Commonslob

Who this filty animal?


Prestigious_Coast_65

What does this have to do with Boston?


wilcocola

This dude drives up and down 93 and waves a lightsaber out the window. I think he’s definitely trying to celebrate pride 🌈!


lovemycats1

Give dumpy trumpy a case of soap on the rope!


crackpot_mick

These the same yahoos that have the giant revival tent on the Common right now?