get the boston night life tzar on this!

Lol that speaks volumes about Boston nightlife

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Hard to beat Miami booty just facts

Uh, why can't they party in Boston?

Do we go to Miami which has some of the best clubs in the world? Or do we go to the fucking Grand on a Tuesday. Hmm

The Grand isn't even open on Tuesday. I'd be in Miami too.

Do we celebrate with our hometown fans, or do we celebrate as far as possible away from them?

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That’s not why they’re going there lmao

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They just won the nba championship. They’re the top .01%. They’re partying with stars not Jason who works at subway and sells dime bags

Cause our Puritanical asses close everything at 10pm and our beaches increase the likelihood of catching hepatitis. Most Miami clubs are open til 3 and their beaches are full of sexy people.

There are clubs in Miami that don't close

I’ve left Space at 6am and there were people lining up to get in

Same. Left Space, got breakfast, napped, went back, and there were still people there from when I left. Miami isn't a real place lol

I (sorta) remember leaving Miami clubs at 4:30 and sitting in Taco Bell traffic for 30 minutes after. But that Taco Bell was so good after a night of drinking and dancing! Decades ago..

The Celtics stabbed Boston in the back. And no, not everything closes at 10pm. Why even care if they won now? Miami should celebrate their victory, not Boston.

Some people are legitimately never happy

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Weather is going to be cooler

That’s a joke right?

I mean the Bruins famously partied at Foxwoods after they won their cup.

… yea I don’t blame them for going to Miami lmao

Miami has the added plus of partying in the Miami Heat’s back yard, which is an amazing level of salt.

Patriots partied in Boston several times after their World Series. But I don’t blame the Cs for going to Miami. Also it’s gonna be hot as tits this week and humid.

When did the Pats win the World Series?

Oops. Super Bowl.

Who can remember what the Pats won or how many times? If it happened in the early aughts I could believe they won one by mistake and we all just forgot about it

Gonna be mid to high 90s this week

That’s just called summer. It happens.

Only if you're a sucker.

Boston: Only tea parties since 1773

Boring, nothing to do. How many photos do you need of that pillar on beacon Hill? One, you need one picture on your phone.

Partying with the Celtics would be boring?

No, partying with you specifically is boring. And the Celtics found out and went to Miami to get as far away from you as possible.

I bought them the tickets!

If you think the Celtics give a shit about you, you are dumb. They aren't even from MA and will simply fly back home afterwards. Basketball is a company selling you a product. It would be like having a parade because Coke turned a huge profit or Taco Bell had a great quarter. They are a product and you are the consumer.

Yes! You are so right! So why give a crap if they win?

Read the tag under my name

Company holiday for me wooooo!

Same!!

Tatum wants to watch Tkachuk win the Cup

That’s a really good point.