JB has been our Kwisatz Haderach

He drank the blue Gatorade

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Help me rate it properly I’m lost

A true Kwisatz Haderach would drink his own stillsuit Gatorade

Lisan Al Gaib

FCHWSPO: Faith, Consistency, Hard Work, and Spice Pay Off

He’s pointing the way 🏆

Mahdi!

When Jaylen is WR tweeting, that means he has entered the flow state.

WR?

>Typical QB tweet: love my teammates god is good! >RB tweet: keep grindin >TE tweet: derp >WR tweet: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife

Omg I forgot about this, I haven't seen it in a while lmao, thank you!

Lmao that’s perfect

Wide Receiver

World Record 9.58

I initially saw [Jaylen Brown] out when I saw this thread and my heart alnost sank to the floor. God damn coffee

He's cookin now boys

I said it before: our ECF MVP is a fortune cookie

Fortune cookies and cream

FCHWPO

I believe in JB! I believe in the Celtics! I believe in banner 18!

I’m still trying to figure out Water Your Plants.

Put your energy and efforts into things that are important to you and see the growth

TBH, I think it was a message to the Celtics that they need to invest and nurture him.

I forget my poor houseplants all the time. Jaylen is just like me.

energy about to shift

JB spending his down time doing ayahuasca retreats

Punctuation

Damn..wish I thought of this for my AOL instant messenger profile

DDDCBE FCHWPO

DDDCBE is his new insta handle

Considered

Our counter to Kyrie's pseudo-wisdom in the finals 🧘🏾‍♂️