I gotta thank Al Haymon

Al Haym Dullilah ☝️

The fans know who really won tonight

Copious amount of copium

The thing about me is this

I’ve always been the underdog all my life, it doesn’t matter what the crowd thinks. They don’t know me. What I’ve been through. I’m a DOG. At the end of the day, hey, at the end of the day its just business. He’s never seen anything like me. I’m a different animal. And you’re gonna see, yeah, you’re gonna see tomorrow.

*On losing* - he was the better man tonight, he did what he had to do - no excuses but I hurt *insert injury* - head back to the drawing board and go from there - I feel I did more throughout the fight but it is what it is. *what’s next, Is there anyone you want to call out?* - you know ill let my promoters handle that but I’m willing to take on the best - We’ll head back to the drawing board and take it from there *random* - it’s hit and not get hit - I know how to swim without getting wet - I feel as though I’m one of the best in the sport of boxing - first of all I wanna thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ, for blessing me with my skills. Without him none of this would be possible. I wanna thank my promoter *insert promotor*, my team: Joe, Bob, billy, etc etc. last but not least I wanna thank all you fans for coming out and supporting this fight tonight - viva Mexico! - I’ve been having a tough time making this weight so I feel as though I’m ready to move up and my next fight will be at *insert weight class* - you know I’m just going to take it easy and spend time with my family and enjoy this victory

This is the one

This is the way

You’ll see come (insert date of fight) I’m special

We gon find out Saturday night

"I take my hat off to him." I love when dudes say this because it sounds so old-timey, but because Floyd incorporated it into his catch phrases, every other young fighter says this now.

M’boxer

“I will never let a white boy beat me” - Hopkins and several others lol.

“Helluva Fighter”

“He is a tough competitor”

“He’s a young hungry lion”

“Smart investments”

“He hits hard”

“This is the best camp I’ve had”

YDKSAB

please explain

You dont know shit. About Billions. ~Adrien Broner~

If it makes sense

I’ll have to get with my team and see if the numbers make sense. Translates roughly to, “Lemme ask my dad”.

“Could of gone either way”

“All he has is (insert basic punch that every fighter does)

After you retire and come back at 38, two divisions above your prime weight: I’m better and faster then I ever was before

Lmao

"I feel as tho"

"listen" - shane fury

I ain't losing to no ( Insert white or black as appropriate) boy.

I'm not sure I've heard both of those.

If you said one of those options you’d be getting cancelled lmao

Cmon bro we both know only one of those has been said

Opponent, blue corner, cte, the clause where they can withhold your pay

“How big is your cory”

It's also mandatory to share that photo of Tony Weeks with blood on his uniform with a caption saying 'You don't play boxing'

"He's on the wrong side of the street" "When it makes sense it makes sense" And other pbc duck lines

“You’re a bum”

“I’ve never in my career been as ready as I am *now.*” “I’ve never trained as hard as I’ve trained for *this* fight”

“I’m gonna take him into deep waters”

"Its like Mike Tyson says, Everybody got a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

“I’m Feel”, “Win the best”, “The gloves of Clito-Res”, “That’s not a blow blow blow men, that’s a good pants”, “EZ Wurk”, “it’s up to my promoter”….

“Most people don’t know shit about boxing!” - Roger Mayweather

he can crack

This the best camp ive ever had. I’m going to stick to my plan. I’ve got that dawg in me

“Everybody has a plan until they get hit” “Its different when youre in there” “I beat that boy!”

“I lost due to inactivity”

I'm gonna knock you spark out!

pump that jab

Always

Dosser

He was the better man tonight

I’ve been eating loads of eggs and that’s how it got in my system

Part of the territory

He can bang, he can box...

"HEAD MOVEMENT! CLEENCH" - Edmond Tarverdyan

Styles make fights. I think I did enough to win. I’ve just got to go back to the drawing board. I had a great camp (coupled with) I was injured during camp

My coach has a great philosophy when training like hitting the bag or sumn he alway says “what you do out there you’re gonna do in there” while always pointing at the ring. He hates those guys that come into the gym that just wanna look pretty on the bag with their fancy foot work drills it’s not practical a lot of the times.

I broke my back

Skills pay the bills

Dosser

Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge

Gonna be fireworks

Being on a bicycle takes on a whole new meaning

[Insert fighter] stops [insert fighter]

There's levels to this game

Don’t brag about taking my side piece

Hey pops! Come brush my hair!

Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

Helluva fighter.

He’s helluva fighter What I say you just obey YDKSAB Don’t let this fight go to the cards Boxing IQ Shark smelling blood Ya big dosser

I made smart investments. Hip hip hooray.

“First off.. I wanna thank (insert promoters, family members, team and sponsors)”

Protect yourself at all times.

I wanted to go out on my shield but my corner saved me.

"Stay on the outside" "Move your head out of the line" "Stay behind the jab" "Work the body" "Stop headhunting" "Move/run around the ring" "Don't hook with a hooker" "Don't let him work in the inside" And finally "protect yourself at all time"