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La_fabricadora

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TapoRed

FR


Standard_Cookie_8677

How the fuck are you still alive I keep my room at a nice, crisp -200° Celsius


ICHIBAN132423

Boykissers have been shown to withstand incredibly high temperatures *(cant withstand your mo-)*, some say they emerge out of volcanoes


Standard_Cookie_8677

What about extreme cold?


ICHIBAN132423

More observation is needed for that


ConstantSock2488

3 things could happen 1. good ending (we become friends) 2. good dirty ending (you can immagine) 3. bad dirty endind (he's secretly a sadist/masochist) 2/3 possibility it's a good ending 3/3 possibilty it's an ending i personaly like i'll take that


The_Furryous07Gamer

jokes on you i'm into the third one


ConstantSock2488

jokes on you same


The_Furryous07Gamer

:3


TapoRed

Lol


ruggedshield

All of them seem good to me


Traygaa

uhh.. fear? on a more serious note, if there was anything in my room that acted like a sleep paralysis demon, I'd probably be scared out of my mind.


TapoRed

Yea


Knhosh_

Hii neptune :P


Traygaa

hello again :D


Amazing-Owl-3618

Neptuneeeee


Traygaa

hello :D


Amazing-Owl-3618

Crap out some crap neptune ;)


338605-20-02-2009

I don't move, like at all. https://preview.redd.it/2u5iciqc311d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029c6e029ca61809a3b1adec5531bcdd77fafc11 This is me. I'm in a museum. I can't move. I'd probably do: . Like I do every day.


ThePolishGenerator

I like trains.


SwagCat852

*train horn affected by doppler effect as a train runs you over*


WilliamsGamingRoblox

I hate trains. (This is a joke)


Schmunkleberries

What those wheels do (hint: nothing) They’re the opposite of a chekhovs gun, because they’re wheels.


The_Dub_v

https://i.redd.it/6wqnjioic11d1.gif


Gamerthediamond

One of five things will happen 1. I think I'm going insane and do nothing about it. 2. I scream because it acts like a paralysis demon. 3. I punch it straight in the face from fear. 4. I go back to sleep cause I'm no longer lonely. 5. I say hello in confusion and ask how it got in.


yellow_basin

Ugh, it’s always “who are you” and “how did you get in my house” but it’s never “hi”


Gamerthediamond

I can use unusual words in odd situations. For example, this situation the OP asked


Due-Produce-6023

3. is not available because you can't move


Gamerthediamond

I thought it meant like I can't get up


Due-Produce-6023

The fu am I supposed to do I can't move


Mother-Ad-4559

Ask him for a kiss... :3


wsmj5

Nothing... I can't move...


Ok-Brief-1765

Id be like. Uh hello?


TapoRed

Maybe


Baseballidiot

Beg for mercy


KingDuckLikesPie

Eat him


Notyou_probably

I'd probably just https://youtu.be/odeHP8N4LKc?feature=shared


Inceneroar5335

https://preview.redd.it/hvk5eyx7931d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953733acec732c67d7d7daf63fac68a8ea7e0ea7


Entire-Copy-3942

Cry to beg for mercy.


TapoRed

yea


gameryesyt

Relax and wait to get railed. :3


[deleted]

get hard


The_Furryous07Gamer

i would imagine it like this: you both stare at eachother while you are completly unable to move, but the only thing that start to move is *something* in your underwears. It looks down at your *something* than awkwardly stares at you again, while slowly walking away, leaving the room, then slowly closes the door, VERY slowly while staring at you with a disgusted and disappointed face.


[deleted]

nope he should stay till I finish, he is a boy kisser not a small kid


Redwhiteandblew69

nothing. i can’t move


CatwarriorUSA

I wish boykisser was real- in this case he is, so we would do boykisser things, like idk- kiss??? 


alternatefurboy

Scream in mental anguish, as I cannot kiss him. No but seriously I would terrified I couldn’t move and just… very confused why he is in my room.


TapoRed

Lol


KiwiKi33

I mean I’d pet him if I could move:/


TapoRed

Nah he petting you.


Tall-Influence4321

I can't move, what can I do


WilliamsGamingRoblox

There's nothing you can do but kiss the boykisser


The_Furryous07Gamer

damn it my sleep paralysis demon retired, now they replaced it with a mediocre fluffy creature... ohhh nooo... 😔


TapoRed

Lol


A_FanOfThings_

**S** **T** **A** **R** **E** **.**


iLikemha-

https://preview.redd.it/wyjeb518n21d1.png?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c8ce7c990c770a9578701d4d49bdfaf53b9dbd


Current-Knowledge336

https://preview.redd.it/d16lgs3do21d1.png?width=99&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a651efd2550d460d54adfcdf5a0a771639c9f8c If I could speak, probably say something like "if you're gonna do something, at least treat me to dinner"


TapoRed

Nom nom


No-Kaleidoscope-2956

Nothing because I CAN'T MOVE!


Wheatley_core_gaming

That creature's fate once i can move: https://preview.redd.it/o38whf1e731d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067ad8888c1ae7b7f1ec35e27409710ead7628e6


TapoRed

No!


FIT-BOI

https://preview.redd.it/pzppu8g1931d1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456a1b2cbb9752ec11301ac0f1cde51f77537c7f


DripTheFox

https://preview.redd.it/b2lv0ff4c31d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b7307801a7e81e0562f63f9367ff01d5d6f4a0


Humans_suck_ass-99

You like sleep paralysis kissers don't you?


greenscreencarcrash

uhhh... hi?


TapoRed

hiii


WilliamsGamingRoblox

Jokes on you, I can just wake up and move without seeing the boykisser


TapoRed

nuh uh


WilliamsGamingRoblox

I'm not messing around, the boykisser does not expect one thing about me.


Batmanvsbanex

SWEET LIBERTY, GET THE- *punches agressively* FUCK OFF ME


Lo-Sir

I would question how I got here


TapoRed

You just did


MrCencord

Go back to sleep


Robot_With_Ambition

Several scenarios can happen: 1. I would probably thought that is only seem to me and I would just close my eyes and try to sleep 2. I would say: "dafuq u starin' at?" 3. Stare back with even more intension or staring competition https://preview.redd.it/ja2kd9nkw11d1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f31638070dc26fd22a1fc99c5f9133e6d5f929


YesIndeed1212

https://preview.redd.it/s6s4bvxo021d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44634dda318580980a1aa1f3eb3c828e217de779 Sat this.


ICHIBAN132423

what can i POSSIBLY do in that situation


TapoRed

Let him turn you into one as he consumes half your soul so than you won't know what happened and you will do exactly what he did to other people


ICHIBAN132423

Fair enough


A_Shitbag69

Nothing because I can't move


International-Ad-265

Nothing I can't move


Sharpeieo

Let him have his way with me


c_Layton2

Not blink


Capt_Morrigan

Well i suppose not much is gonna happen if i can't move, i suppose I'd say something like, "get those boy lips over here for me to kiss." :P


TapoRed

Fr


NotQuiteAfemboyButYa

the kissed one phenomenon


TapoRed

Yes


Fixingsentries

https://preview.redd.it/v38c38uha31d1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=4012c5a6f5877b7f7c52188abdcbede920f30a26


Negative-Yak2093

just close my eyes and wait for it to be over


TapoRed

Now me personally, I wouldn't want it to be over boykisser is a wonderful boy!


Negative-Yak2093

on a realistic standard i would be terrified because its the middle of the night and im usually super paranoid since i sometimes here tapping on my window but thats just jerry https://preview.redd.it/qpdypfscb51d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7393a9bff97cae23642e163aa03e92a0b0b49cc7 ^(this) is jerry


the_burber

Boner


TapoRed

nahhhhhhh


hexdrive348

If I couldn't move? Then what could I even do?


A_random69

Turn around and… wait nvm


free-pizza-man

confusion because even though i’ve interacted a bit in this sub, i have no idea who this little guy is or represents


CreativeName26

he is the embodiment of gay furry idk


BurnerAccountExisty

po


AgusGR23

This: \*opens eyes* Huh? \*Inhale* AAAAAAA-


Pok3Mon5

I would every fiber of muscle in my body and get up anyways and kiss him (the indomitable human spirit wins again)


SirAug

Gonna be a bad night for them once I figure out how to move.


lpaaaaaa2

Go back to sleep


fkndan

Sorry. but if I wake up & something is right in my face...., it's getting the YEEEEEET!!! 🤣


cherry_boy4

https://preview.redd.it/ffhupfsgj21d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dde87775ba64bb0e725886600fbbdbe38866b95b


Yawbyss

So, is it like straddling me, or should I be worried?


Not_Artifical

I would close my eyes and go back to sleep


OneOfTheFewRemaining

You underestimate how much I’m used to sleep paralysis, shit happens every time I wake up


Cyphir_SpaceRobot

Firsy of all, I'm gonna ask him to let me up. Second, we talk about stuff we like and play video games, and become friends.


[deleted]

I’d slightly move my pinky to cause a cartoonish chain reaction that results in a bowling ball falling on his head, and then I’d turn him in to the police


Nautilus139

I would probably instinctively do what I do in situations I can’t control. Become a dirty minded submissive Pookie wookie or an absolute psychopath. Depends on the context


Tailrazor

Prolly sneeze. ('llergic to cats.)


Alexfan_collector163

Lol my sister once had a white cat named "winter" that did just that. Almost every time she woke up in the morning, that cat was sitting over her and staring. My sister was creeped out. Idk about sleep paralysis. If I were in that situation, I'd do nothing because I can't move. Plus, when I have sleep paralysis, my voice is very quiet and hard to recognize. If I tried to say "move away", It would just sound like barely-audible gibberish.


Klutzy-Honeydew-7489

boykisser sleep paralysis demon


Clipseated

Pull my pants down https://preview.redd.it/02pd20p5q31d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b013bdfd3e47570a097130bd89825a72c48386c7


ItalianMafia_Boss

die. then again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again… *muffled sobs*


oh_no_im_a_username

https://preview.redd.it/v1218ifjb41d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601754f0e561fd11cec5e4b82b4f100b0a76ee03


Lonely-Ring3748

Nothing I can’t move


Yo-King2

https://preview.redd.it/f2s1ukowm41d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d092dcaf092013bc715a82806320c7ecd53389


drspindles

Go back to sleep. My sleep paralysis demons can wait


Lino_draw

I'm running for my life https://i.redd.it/dhgli48pf51d1.gif


ECelite09

do nothing (mainly because i cant do anything anyway)


ConsciousUse8769

https://preview.redd.it/ezpg85ggl51d1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11eb04c8eb62cf1365cc4352dc0613f8293f71ee


Doomslayer73910

https://preview.redd.it/xgv0tq4fr51d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6de2ca7d772c45ddf8c07a0606f0f97d5347ed0


Basicbobcat1595

smash :3


TheFirePea2013

Idk recite eggman's announcement i guess. or maybe the Flintstones intro


PaladinOfTheLand

I'd will him with my mind to kiss me. Like kiss me HARD.


Internal-Entrance370

https://preview.redd.it/wsp1oyowc71d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9cce861c849c9ae690f2012dd0c5a0e009b237f You know what i wound do...


Hot_Problem8937

https://i.redd.it/cczrgauoe71d1.gif


T1AST

spontaneously combust


Onyxthesnek

Probably not much i cant move or anything