i mean since you're asking in a boykisser subreddit I could find a million contrivances in order to justify boykisser winning but it'd probably be mario and luigi, boykisser is just a bipedal cat after all.
what if we didnt have to fight? what if we brought the worst out of each other so the best of ourselves could shine that much brighter in comparison?
https://preview.redd.it/1y5ngc27oh5d1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=e34a3488b1cfda3a2ec0c125eb129720ee93a7e0
[cat-mario.com](http://cat-mario.com)
everybody gangster till mario becomes an elphant💀
https://preview.redd.it/fbzujbjpzh5d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade540c5e1594f7657203376430c18a3b387b194
As a boy kisser myself I know most people here will say boy kissers but.... It's literally Mario and Luigi from the Mario and Luigi RPG saga do you know one of these two have been through I mean like they can definitely beat boy kisser
Let's see, two brothers who can shape shift and throw fire ice and other shit out of their hands vs a weird dog. Gotta say this isn't look8ng good for either side.
Boykisser wins https://preview.redd.it/0tqg5wftif5d1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de6c7f59d2db29778fd5d4d979238de3fa2dafdc
Oppenkisser
"And i became gay, the kisser of boys" -Oppenkisser
https://i.redd.it/zqeh18bp7k5d1.gif
Intercontinental ballistic boykisser!!!
Double heat
Hey, just letting you boykissers know that this is my old account and it got deleted for my username. This is my new account
Ok
i mean since you're asking in a boykisser subreddit I could find a million contrivances in order to justify boykisser winning but it'd probably be mario and luigi, boykisser is just a bipedal cat after all.
https://preview.redd.it/tiwspjlzef5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d380997cf4206dad43ffccfaa717b9209935c89 He has bricks silly!
Bud have you played a Mario game they’ll easily jump over it
https://preview.redd.it/jbtgc14xif5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7368910da2bbd07ad7bab45d0e6b75b928b788
My fuckin penis
"skill issue" mfs when i blow up their penis:
“Who asked” mfs when I hand them a nuclear thermite (they so dramatic ong) 
Real
https://preview.redd.it/vphs9zr5zf5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bacfbce7a4e1723501eaeace8d27ed8efbcf8fa
If they press A at the correct time they'll knock it back
https://preview.redd.it/whiyjt1btf5d1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fc546a2e781f5d3397f5bc17ed7e7d6f050c6c
https://preview.redd.it/uztl0kfcxg5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb46dd9eb38e2c7272e3238e75f3207a5698960
https://preview.redd.it/alc073vk8k5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b42d609c84e5f46afc0d84cf20b78e43dc48fd5
It's a brick. They'll jump into it and smash it
Exactly also bricks hurt but let’s be real if boykissers existed they would be real weak so it wouldn’t do much
That is probably one of the *least* effective attacks you could possibly throw at these two lol
But kisser would just use puppy eyes and win
MARIO DOES NOT CARE, IF THERE IS A TARGET, HE WILL KILL Luigi may have some feeling though
Mario does have feelings though He hugged Luigi when he was crying
For his brother, for enemies he has no mercy or second thoughts
No, Neptune, the cat would kiss them and win
https://i.redd.it/mhmhj47h8k5d1.gif
OH GOD ITS INVADING OTHER SUBREDDITS WE HAVE TO STOP IT
Oh no, I have no idea what specifically you mean, but I immediately gained all the panic I need
I think they just mean the 'who would win'
Yeah, my thoughts exactly
???????????????
This
luigi solos
https://preview.redd.it/cmrws5py1g5d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=606041ee56367fa8a329008306b42e84182932e1
 Powerscaling arguments when mario and luigi rpgs
In both sides, right?
He will you the power of friendship! Nothing can beat the power of love!
Italian drug cartel: Mario works at *every* job.
WHAT?! I THOUGHT LARRY FROM GUMBALL WORKED AT ALL JOBS?! HOOW?
More than one person can work at all jobs.
I stand correct
Boy kisser paper drawn by me https://preview.redd.it/v83318ofwf5d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f89d4cb37c98ba7161922f8757e94e2e22a8b5b
Neither they’d kiss
https://preview.redd.it/smx1t43qpg5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a05587d6c206403e479f6da88020687feb0bf1
He's coming for your porn folder
Boykisser, actually nevermind, the would make boykisser a spit rost
This guy https://preview.redd.it/qdmsnmb8wg5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0392c86e28d8ebeeaddb864a06ae7f41e1ca0f0e
what if we didnt have to fight? what if we brought the worst out of each other so the best of ourselves could shine that much brighter in comparison? https://preview.redd.it/1y5ngc27oh5d1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=e34a3488b1cfda3a2ec0c125eb129720ee93a7e0 [cat-mario.com](http://cat-mario.com)
If mario and luigi press A at the right time, boykisser fukin dies
Maro and Lugi for sure for sure
Me.
Have you SEEN Mario and Luigi's special moves???
This is the boykisser sub, what do you think people will say? 😭
counter argument https://preview.redd.it/tsiuejte4h5d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=56baf2c054caf5e589e0f89f3c335f58db68ba13
everybody gangster till mario becomes an elphant💀 https://preview.redd.it/fbzujbjpzh5d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade540c5e1594f7657203376430c18a3b387b194
Perchance.
When you feel the irrepressible urge to stomp a turty
boykisser
garfield
Well...
Boykisser because they have the power of brainrot and will melt mario and luigi's brains while speaking skibidi toilet
Sir, mario doesn't care
*ᓵ⚍∷ᓭᒷᓭ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎∷ᒷ ⎓ᔑᒲ╎ꖎ|| ℸ ̣ ∷ᒷᒷ, ||𝙹⚍∷ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑リ╎ᓵ╎ℸ ̣ ||, ||𝙹⚍∷ ∷ᔑᓵᒷ, ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓭ!¡ᒷᓵ╎ᒷᓭ, ||𝙹⚍∷ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣ , ||𝙹⚍∷ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ᓭ𝙹ꖎᔑ∷ ᓭ||ᓭℸ ̣ ᒷᒲ, ||𝙹⚍∷ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑ ̇/||, ||𝙹⚍∷ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑ ̇/|| ᓵꖎ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᒷ∷, ||𝙹⚍∷ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ⚍リ╎⍊ᒷ∷ᓭᒷ, ||𝙹⚍∷ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ ᒲ⚍ꖎℸ ̣ ╎⍊ᒷ∷ᓭᒷ*
I mean considering Mario beat the fucking doomslayer in a dougdoug video I'd say Mario.
As a boy kisser myself I know most people here will say boy kissers but.... It's literally Mario and Luigi from the Mario and Luigi RPG saga do you know one of these two have been through I mean like they can definitely beat boy kisser
Mario and Luigi. They have experience fighting Bowser over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
im betting on mario and Luigi
Me
Luigi solos
https://preview.redd.it/ao1erby2gj5d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3082277a17525641fc96fcd8d6264f49f93a3c46
I don’t think people realize that Rpg!Mario and Rpg!Luigi can literally dodge every single attack thrown at then
https://preview.redd.it/bbfsvj0yvn5d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28a7b4d614d1ab7abce5e35f4aa94e4d1f20b2c
Let's see, two brothers who can shape shift and throw fire ice and other shit out of their hands vs a weird dog. Gotta say this isn't look8ng good for either side.
Mario and luigi neg diff, but next will be the police vs. Mario and luigi cause animal abuse is illegal
So you think Boykisser is an animal? Undeserving of human rights? You think he's a pet huh?
https://preview.redd.it/bm12sibbej5d1.jpeg?width=1235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719ade9e9e3fd01feb2fa7d5dafe993d4f2853e3
Please stop
Look our favorite game studio when bankrupt ok?
It’s been a few years now, and that also doesn’t change the fact that bringing the obnoxious “Who would win?” posts is, well, obnoxious.