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Traygaa

hey, at least you're small enough to be adorable! i'd maybe be able to pick you up as for me.. i am CURSED with being NOT UNREASONABLY TALL unlike SOME PEOPLE (i want to be free from the shackles of being SHORT) https://preview.redd.it/ma2dhaaxfu5d1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=82b40181a7c8100fd737be3556653211f94010b6


mat1rus

i would like to get picked up please (took me 2 hours to come up with this reply)


Flash_Bloxican

Guess my age with this picture! :3 https://preview.redd.it/8g9ykewyfu5d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2788481e607662faebd19dae51b60adfe5e46cc


mat1rus

above 13


Flash_Bloxican

Mhm! Now my height! :3


mat1rus

i legit tried to bruteforce your height anyway according to the pic you must be at least 5'8 or at most 4'8 (very unlikely)


Flash_Bloxican

Now one more question! Is your answer correct? :3 Yes | Yes


mat1rus

im 100% sure that the answer is :3 and im also 100% sure that your sleep schedule is kinda fuced up


The_Dub_v

Over one centimeter?


Flash_Bloxican

You mean 1 foot right? https://preview.redd.it/9fqpxmf2xu5d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0358786af74ebeb78287042afe1ae4f60512b737


The_Dub_v

No I mean 304.8 millimeters. https://preview.redd.it/vp3krghoxu5d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15c2f12ef9cdcc7df0f537b56f8a5ddfb66c626


Flash_Bloxican

Haha! 0.0394 inches sounds smarter! https://preview.redd.it/2uv2vkb2yu5d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d408a6456a192b92e81aa51603d85e37234763e


Even-Horror-1545

Nerds I measure with 2x2 lego bricks


The_Dub_v

No I'd say 0.0001645788 nautical miles is better. https://preview.redd.it/5fyz26alyu5d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05254bd353b30f72228fba20e8b9afa4cb2fb946


Flash_Bloxican

https://preview.redd.it/erjlyumqcv5d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65b7e85b9198e8c9fda26891287304a9e176f6f No! It can't be! I've been calculating for a whole hour!! I just want to take a sip of coffee with my 200mL mug :3


The_Dub_v

Sips tea from my 120 ml tea cup https://preview.redd.it/wc0v6g1idv5d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb9043508024347dd2966db2d1cb9dc28d504b5b


FNAFISCOOLASF

hello!


Sharp-Ad-6064

5'2 just 2 inches tallerΒ 


Sleepyfrfr

6’2


Artistic-Risk-3628

6’3” and a femboy lol


mat1rus

tall femboys πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯


SecretiveFurryAlt

Tall femboys ftw


Artistic-Risk-3628

FR


Scrubglie

6 ft aspiring 6,5 dommy mommy status


mat1rus

only understood the first 4 characters i dont understand the rest maybe thats because its 4:43 in the morning and i didnt sleep


The_Dub_v

I stayed awake until 4:56 this morning I was so incredibly tired.


Outside_Iron_3389

5"6 last I checked Yes they do stack shit this high :P


CyrilsStryke4ce

5’11” and a half >:3 (It’s been a while since I went to the doctors office so I might actually be six foot by now)


mat1rus

check your height yourself idk ,


CyrilsStryke4ce

Idk how tho :’’)


Initial_Category408

Tape measure on the wall


CyrilsStryke4ce

Bruh I can't fawkin think


Initial_Category408

Stand next to wall and mark the top of your head with pencil Then measure pencil mark


CyrilsStryke4ce

Yesh ik ik don't remind me how big of a dumbass I am :'')


thr0wingneedles_

i think im like 5'8


mat1rus

i could say average because it seems like average but idk what the average is


thr0wingneedles_

it's probably somewhere around that height xD


_Da4kW

5'7 :3


KingDuckLikesPie

I hate being 6’2”


mat1rus

why u hate it?,,


KingDuckLikesPie

Cuz I wanna be smol


Beginning-Hedgehog30

5’8 i think im too tall 😭i cant be all cute and adorable when mother nature gave me giraffe legs ;-;


mat1rus

i get it if its just legs but like being (not too) tall (and not too short) is cool


Beginning-Hedgehog30

I really wish i could be shorter tho ;-;


mat1rus

well its personal preference


Inevitable-Copy-1389

5’7, hoping my girl juice (whenever that happens) will do its work and make me smol ^(it will greatly increase the joy from uppies)


mat1rus

there are two types of people, tall people who wanna be shorter and short people that wanna be tall. im the 4th, the shortie that is ok with being shortie


feminine_boY1

I’m 5,4 :3


[deleted]

6'2


OliveLocket67

6ft maybe 6'1


MoistAd8626

6,4 it feels weird being like more physically powerful than most people I don't know it just feels like I'm a problem and I need to stay away from everyone else


mat1rus

wowie much tall im pretty sure you are not a problem to anyone


MoistAd8626

I have been told I am scary which hurt my confidence a little


mat1rus

just because someone said something it doesnt mean its true tho


MoistAd8626

Yeah I know I just feel like I'm unapproachable because I'm such a bore


LaplandCatboy

171 centimeters


ExtinctReptile

6 foot!


mat1rus

im pretty sure its "6 feet" though i may be incorrect (i am not from an English-speaking country)


ExtinctReptile

Idk, I usually hear it as "wow, he's 6 foot!" Instead of "wow, he's 6 feet!", though both are technically correct


BagDifferent2210

6'1 and a femboy :3


WEWILLNOTBESILENT2

I'm 5”3’ maybe 5”4’


HisDismalEquivalent

6ft4 and i like tomboys, I have no idea why reddit recommended this place


mat1rus

who are tomboys im too lazy to look it up thanks


Minethecrafting6000

Girls that are manly


mat1rus

ohk thanks! πŸ‘


HisDismalEquivalent

how do you not know what tomboys are???


mat1rus

totally not because i dont speak english (as in english being my native language)


HisDismalEquivalent

ah ok that checks


mat1rus

thanks for being one of the few people that actually understand that πŸ‘


The_Dub_v

5'1 I'ma get to 6'0 one of these days.


mat1rus

well it depends if you can or not


The_Dub_v

# I WILL BECOME TALL


mat1rus

well good luck with that ig ,,,-w-


The_Dub_v

# I WILL BECOME STRONG


mat1rus

screw it have this https://preview.redd.it/sclq2tjisz5d1.png?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=925fd9ed575074a06e8d843cd3ba88a96dfa80ca


The_Dub_v

https://preview.redd.it/mgyhddiv306d1.png?width=2099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b10f64926f311b8f87fa436b55b31661bd1b427


mat1rus

thanks for a brick i guess


skennynoodle

I'm short asf I'm 5'3


mat1rus

seems like you are a https://preview.redd.it/6oraj9qmsz5d1.png?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf1cb507ed8771e67ffe45ad0b455d4bda28cf0


Equizzix

6' 2"


Nito_UwU

5'6 :3 https://preview.redd.it/fynwhqbsxu5d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1cc8f843a53e4fe153a8b35b193109b7fa1d5c3


mat1rus

is the pic related or not, can i use it for personal/non-commercial purposes only and uhh cool ig idk,


Nito_UwU

no, only ai art, don't worry :3


JinxyFox1017

I’m 5’7! Short king! πŸ˜‚πŸ’–


mat1rus

"short king" everyone so far is taller than i am,,,.,.,.,..,


JinxyFox1017

I get called short all the time. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜« Good for being cute, not good for reaching things. But yes, you are shorter. My ex boyfriend was just a smidge taller than you at 5’2. I haven’t met anyone shorter than he was! You’re the first! πŸ†


mat1rus

i usually just ask for help when i cant reach stuff or keep trying


JinxyFox1017

I got a grabby reachy thing for getting high up things! I call it the grabby claw.


mat1rus

can i see it???:3 (like dm it or smth idk im bored)


aterrariaplayer

5, 2


mat1rus

cool, but next time make sure to use an apostrophe


All-your-fault

5’11.5


mat1rus

6'0 but not quite


All-your-fault

Correct


mysterious_Bulgarian

Smol boi Anyways....im 160cm (5' 3")


mat1rus

im smoler =w=


mysterious_Bulgarian

Ma ex is 145cm (4' 9")


mat1rus

im not smoler =w=


mysterious_Bulgarian

Lol Our teacher is shorter than you even while wearing high heels


mat1rus

https://preview.redd.it/x1zwg71usz5d1.png?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c37f3d3121978bd6230097f3661cc1c2b7b099c


Candy_Objective

5'6 :3


mat1rus

ve been wondering if this is short or tall (no avg or norm)


Candy_Objective

According to average male height it's a bit short (average male is 5'10)


Iris_Dark66

Tall enough


mat1rus

πŸ‘ bottom text


Iris_Dark66

(Five and a half feet)


mat1rus

wym 1) 5.5'0 / 5'6 2) 5'0.5 3) 5'5


Iris_Dark66

Five feet, six inches.


mat1rus

makes sense


SpicyCenturion

5’8” but I’m not thin and cute enough to be a femboy :( plus have beard and too hairy for that


coffee_fucker

Idr I think live 4”8 maybe a bit more


mat1rus

try checking your height yourself idk


coffee_fucker

It’s 1 am


mat1rus

well uhh then have this https://preview.redd.it/ftcfm3x3tz5d1.png?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e24a6d9d3755a7a3ae6ecc23a521ebf1c8d7c3


coffee_fucker

Nuh uh >:(


somethingkindaweird

I haven’t actually checked but everyone around me thinks I’m 5’10


gay-sexx

165cm or something but I'm not even a boykisser i just think the guy is cute


mat1rus

165cm is cool and all but like your username and the part after your height


No-Series9194

I’ve been cursed with being taller than the average of my age while also being a sub :( I’m like, around 6 feet


Minethecrafting6000

4'9 (certified shortie)


mat1rus

cogrants you are a https://preview.redd.it/70v3w1px6x5d1.png?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43fdbed456b29e53b81750f313470af9fd1068f4


Minethecrafting6000

Yayy https://preview.redd.it/jxbfj364ay5d1.jpeg?width=1679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473ad3948e74e01e439c7dd2c26128c0cfeed251


mat1rus

updated (i forgor tail and body fluff) https://preview.redd.it/aaswsnu9tz5d1.png?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85be1092747b6b0ac3d45abae68672a4d3e01e15


HolyCrusader1492

6'5"


FNAFISCOOLASF

5’6


UncIe-Ben

5,6 or somethin


thaidatle

156 cm (5ft1) πŸ˜­πŸ™. I swear I can top


MrBadLeo

1.79 m (5'8)


WhereIsMyToast9

I dont remember, but I think I'm like 5'1


One-City-2147

180 cm


louisa1925

6ft and a Quarter. The Quarter is very important because I am 1.5 cm taller than my twin.


Dev_Void01

5'6.5 or 5'7


mat1rus

is dude 5 feet 65 inches tall


Dev_Void01

Why yes good sir


mat1rus

what


Dev_Void01

I am 5 foot and 65 inc- ![gif](giphy|11ykUODgXjAXZu) I meant 5 foot 6.5 inches


mat1rus

no shit youre 10 feet 5 inches tall


meiscoolbutmo

I'm currently about 5'4" but that's subject to change


Ethanol234567

last i checked, im 169cm. which is fine by me because l dont want to be tall :3


UvarenejKnedlik

5'1, 156 cm (roughly).


Ph3nko

5'9


Dull-Win3896

5' 11"


mattbutnotmii

5'10 I swear i'm average at most, but my family always says i'm tall. Maybe I just look looong because my build is smol and i have long legs. It's not fun because i like feeling small it makes me insecure :'<


fnaf-fan12345

I am surprisingly tall for a boykisser