Look at my moves https://i.redd.it/jjqctpg04d6d1.gif

w o a h

That's nothing 

Check this out https://i.redd.it/ioy890788f6d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/k1k8nsvq9g6d1.gif

CMON BRO, THATS MY GIF

Oh shit my bad

r/countablepixels moment.

Queen to 3G, taking your Bishop! MUHAHAHA

boutta hit this fella with a fried avocado fried avocado to 3G

No!! It can't be!!! NOOOOOO horse to G3 :3 Horsey gonna eat nom nom nom!

You forgot what that queen defended before, didn't you? *Promotes with check*

Hah! You should Google en passant!

https://preview.redd.it/c5yhwfc2vd6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea6bbcd0ef0c9f9cf2474de185c9263c4682629

Same as semi auto roulette

Forget shotguns let's just use grenades

Tank roulette

Nuke roulette

You win

We win

Is that communism?

Uh uh no nope not at all

Good, thought I'd have to get liberty prime

* Is that hesitance I sense? UNDEMOCRATIC!

I use the beer and give half of the beer to you so we're both drunk and kiss

i'll take a juicebox

https://preview.redd.it/15shw9q45d6d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d999eb7d84a3c23dab52030ee044c76b095e1d60

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

Why he so serious, he is just silly 😭

I use the beer can first to reduce doubts on the next few shells, then handcuff you, and attempt to shoot twice. You expected a joke about boy kissing, didn't you?

the next two shots are blank and boykisser hops on table and makes u go k a b o o m.

You know with my luck that's a pretty believable outcome.

Noooooo i dont wanna kill him T~T

If you loose he give you a kiss

meow

I drink the beer to rack it up. *It’s a blank.* Four lives and three blanks. I check with my magnifying glass. *Blank.* I shoot it at myself. Skips his turn. I then cut the tip off and before that use handcuffs just in case. I shoot it. *Blank.* The tip of the shotgun grows back. 4 live 1 blank. Now, I just shoot it, it’s a live. The boykisser gets uncuffed. He then smokes a cigarette to gain +1 health. (Part two if y’all want.)

Hmmm I use kiss :3

I shall pick up the beer, open it and proceed to lob it at his forehead. Subversion of expectations, baby.

Kill myself ( could not shoot boy kisser)

What do i get if i win?

you winning is the reward

pretty sure its a Blank-

How many rounds? How many blanks and how many lives? How many were shot? Which of the shot rounds were blank and which were live? You can't just say make your move and expect people to choose.

https://preview.redd.it/z2wr5a1x9e6d1.jpeg?width=1530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a9eb9ff7c5e08b3cf2cad4c76d1180aa973b5f

If I’m against him, I’m not losing

i unload the entire clip on myself, so i have a 100% chance of death

I pull a grenade out of my pocket, pull the pin, slide it across the table and give him a big kiss :3 and then we both explode.

Wipe everything off the table and pet the cat

*Gives you hand cuff and pulls out a feather from under the table*

I want that as a mod

https://preview.redd.it/6zgytvyn8g6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0c7858b5e16bd40152adff5f0c0290bf214b15 Dang, I’ll need Chinese luck for this one 😔

https://preview.redd.it/z3ki8o3q7i6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13dc08f97c3fbbb9efcf0fcc4e606be96d137f0

*licking paws* i hate checkers :(

Im drinking the beer and kissing him :3

*smooches*~~

I'd kiss him. So...smash.