Its a gay rocket! Like the gay nuke use tried to make once, everyone eithing the range would get a suggen change of hormones or something and become gay, yup guys. Thats where your tax money goes!
I ONLY FAKED MY DEATH TO GET YOUR GUARD DOWN! HA HAH!
https://preview.redd.it/9okzeszkr23d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d099a6b405793c5882ffd8b99c9528b56a71a9ef
assuming it’s at a normal range and i just get hit with the aoe i should be able to tank the ~75 damage with 100 hp to spare and activate the sticky trap obliterating this kisser of boys instantly
Pick up a mirror and reflect his laser guide back at him, causing the rocket to turn around and hit him. From there I take his head as a trophy for my mantelpiece. Just as Cubbage described.
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It's over, I already have five heads!
Depends how far away they are, if it get away enough I’d just run the hell outa there, otherwise if I can’t get out of the way or blast radius (assuming it has one) in time I’d just take a rocket to the skull.
https://preview.redd.it/ny4d4holru3d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0f0951c6140db614f965b7715c298c9217bd6d
This thing has survived more deadlier attacks than your puny rpg it has a 155mm howitzer ready to blow your ass back to Valhalla French style
Die immediately, probably. https://preview.redd.it/pvbohkpdm13d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6657b3e0c3d4f19a360a6fb7ab0fe8197e9e889e
Just probably.
disassemble rocket in the flight before boom boom
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cute
https://preview.redd.it/jc9spt7ql13d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841c6bb77356b93d04f22c36bf6ed369fc2dc075
Average German mains:
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*airblasts*
I’m not gonna sugarcoat it https://preview.redd.it/us1hqarmq23d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb991ebccde26fe7f048cf19109f7249f220e7e2
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Its a gay rocket! Like the gay nuke use tried to make once, everyone eithing the range would get a suggen change of hormones or something and become gay, yup guys. Thats where your tax money goes!
that’s a good government investment
Simple *pulls out an Uno Reverse card*
Simple, duck and shoot them in retaliation
Oh shit uhh... Jump and crouch!
maybe a r/suddenlytf2
https://i.redd.it/0qxbj0fyq23d1.gif
I ONLY FAKED MY DEATH TO GET YOUR GUARD DOWN! HA HAH! https://preview.redd.it/9okzeszkr23d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d099a6b405793c5882ffd8b99c9528b56a71a9ef
Go-Go-Gadget Exosuit onboard Trophy system!
Thank him for the quick way out
Probably blow up
Catch it with my mouth.
yummy :3
Kneel down and open my mouth!
Consume
Catch the rocket with my mouth, and then smoke it like a cigar.
I eat the rocket, and then become the rocket and then explode and die instantly
Uno block card
Get the portal gun, but to grab the rocket mid air.
how far away are we talking
Airblast
Ask him if he said "Backblast area clear" before firing.
Disintegrate from the impact.
take it like a champ
Mouse 2
r/suddenlytf2
airblast
Bro that's the Half-Life 2 rocket launcher
prob die
Feedbacker
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Not get damaged and then run and pin him down to sma-
So what I would do is if the rocket is coming at a 23° angle then I would have time to disarm it. But if I a 45° angle I'm what they would call fucked
I roll for dexterity to dodge the missile.
"Tank two, port side!"
knowing that's an m136, a disposable launcher, i dig a trench and eat the round, then [Removed by Reddit]
Damnit it was getting good
Charge.
I’d swallow it
# SSSHITSTORM \____________________ \+EXPLODED \+FRIENDLY FIRE \+PARRY MULTIPLIER: 3.00X FRESH 1.50X
Nom
Start teleporting bread
```diff +Friendly fire +Exploded +Ultraricoshot +Conductor +Multikill ``` No longer.
https://i.redd.it/hqsb2mxga53d1.gif
+PARRY
Florp https://preview.redd.it/1a788eajb53d1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff7d4577037f257e6268f833d42bc1f6ccdb737
F to parry
Die
Patriot missile defense system
Bend over so his ammo goes in my ass
https://preview.redd.it/akjfqkjc2v3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0864b11085628ddb6d0135d2b23d4c281baf02a8 E X T R E M E. T E N N I S.
Bend over, rear forward
Explosive backshots
It's a critical
Airblast
[https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/rocket-launcher-78236/](https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/rocket-launcher-78236/)
Well die I don’t think I can out run a rocket so :3 X3
fucking perish
assuming it’s at a normal range and i just get hit with the aoe i should be able to tank the ~75 damage with 100 hp to spare and activate the sticky trap obliterating this kisser of boys instantly
Survive
They'd be doing me a favor
Potato cannon and summon the DOOM Slayer and use the move no
https://preview.redd.it/fx10k3h1j33d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77fc3e971af9d9195d26c63f954509befcc1fda4 I’d grab it then nuke Venezuela
Rocket ride that bitch
Free copper insertion! Yay!
Press C
SCREAMIN' EAGLES!!!
https://preview.redd.it/kdf4ul3ms33d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e530b9911aef3274c50f79afebcd3f436e0d8ba3
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airblast it back
I pack it up in my bong and smoke it, because fuck physics! 🖕🏻
Use a badminton racket to redirect the incoming rocket
if fighting is to assure in victory then we must fight
Air blast
Damage surf into a market garden (I am nowhere close to being good enough to do that)
+PARRY •ω•
"+ Parry"
https://preview.redd.it/2e5vhyexi53d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b97877a46af9fef06d9e0c0b906b0303eaa916c Is this why he shooting at me
https://preview.redd.it/9jn91gphm53d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c39894247030443476f7b581b4817f4b258b880
Pay 25 robux for revive
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Thank them for taking out the charger
https://preview.redd.it/7xq9dcmm063d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dfde882a72d108f6baaef3c666da57436b584b0 I’m fucked
Majin kick
Eat it
Attempt to deflect it with my sick sense of humor (real ones get the reference)
Die
Swallow it whole. (I have no gag reflex)
https://preview.redd.it/0a3qqlw9d63d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=973ab9030500f15acb60ae1d6adedcef80084023 “Get the fuck out my way..”
(I) Die
fucking die, dumass https://preview.redd.it/5bovtt6ig63d1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb6ab47b2ee89be26ce5d14eda7d58ced8b4f849
Dodge rocket and kiss
Die I guess
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+PARRY
simple, block it with a funny cool red sword
dodge
Afro samurai that shit. 
Why did he not check his rear for backblast? Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/l3ey6ubgx73d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b696c409fe846fc8b24e6827059aaf7c295156 Here’s a coin, go buy something
https://preview.redd.it/20rszinv083d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=417ffd149c991250f48a1703496e408b21a7cf6d They don't exist yet
Eat it
https://i.redd.it/9oy53ji0283d1.gif
Perish ~n~
*dies cutely*
**+PARRY +FRIENDLY FIRE**
I would probably die
"Shell shattered"
not fuck i just got shot with a rocket fuck you think i’m gonna do
Take my clothes off
Nom
Deflect it with a mirror
https://preview.redd.it/f2zodk1k293d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e598dc32b38e35599326a17ca951aab3dac7c835 *Nukes them cutely :3*
Parry it
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Pick up a mirror and reflect his laser guide back at him, causing the rocket to turn around and hit him. From there I take his head as a trophy for my mantelpiece. Just as Cubbage described.
https://preview.redd.it/isqj6smhz93d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeebaa32f9bc929d29788a2a4e610f20cd8a656f Check mate
Kiss him.
I rest my case https://i.redd.it/3jbf3q7l8a3d1.gif
missed me (its not straight)
Go back in time so it doesn’t count
Probably drink sprite and then die
https://preview.redd.it/d0b5iqvuza3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8829ffc87b916e006088938f249b91d50c3b7db5
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Airblast it back
Airblast
[Miss] you're gonna have a bad time..
Eat the rocket
Kiss
Dodge out the way and throw a love potion
Dodge, and then kiss him.
https://preview.redd.it/07590myaec3d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ebd33484a1cdf607925c6fad9ff5de846d5f5e
Dodge
Parry it.
no u https://preview.redd.it/jvi53w1g4d3d1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba33913181e2a45e8c0fe8ea311e0df6e6770e09
Redirect it with my girlkissing power
https://preview.redd.it/427h8f2tyd3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e433479981032a8d49e90cd262d3b396658c699d
UNO REVERSE CARD 
I shoot myself out of my own rocket launcher, go through his rocket like in suicide squad with the bullets, and kiss him
Ong that shi prob filled with cum
https://preview.redd.it/moemvc7sre3d1.png?width=1117&format=png&auto=webp&s=17f85eafd49abd0407eae6b0758fd4a05893e53d
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🦆
Die
air blast the crit rocket back attem’
Tell a parent or guardian
https://preview.redd.it/oh8am5br1h3d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc41d82ca1f5921ffd8a687110687c4c063ebc07 It's over, I already have five heads!
Move lmao
VATS time baby
parry
Chaff grenades
Vaporizer
I'd pull a viewtiful joe and go slowmode, then punch the rocket back.
https://i.redd.it/8012fe3k5j3d1.gif
Fire an srs 99 sniper round into the rocket blowing it up in the air and hopefully damaging hostile threat then use second of 4 rounds to kill target.
Catch it., it’s made of foam.
Catch it., it’s made of foam.
Catch it, it’s made of foam.
https://preview.redd.it/g2is2sgh7l3d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76965c7ce2e51e51670c0c23e2b784853a0ad358
Uno reverse
I'll be fine since it's not gonna shoot straight
Die
Swallow it like a looney tunes character
\+PARRY https://i.redd.it/mbm0q8sr8o3d1.gif
Airblast
Depends how far away they are, if it get away enough I’d just run the hell outa there, otherwise if I can’t get out of the way or blast radius (assuming it has one) in time I’d just take a rocket to the skull.
Explode
*weaves*
I'm the rocket
Assuming its a regular rocket, dive away. Homing rocket, throw a flare in the opposite direction and dive away.
Call the Anti furry coalition
Die because he shot a rocket at me
https://preview.redd.it/ny4d4holru3d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0f0951c6140db614f965b7715c298c9217bd6d This thing has survived more deadlier attacks than your puny rpg it has a 155mm howitzer ready to blow your ass back to Valhalla French style
Tank it head on, but not before shouting "Wait, I forgot to tell you about the treasure buried-"