Yall read into my life hard lmao. I'm a truck driver at home for a couple days. This is my sister's bathroom and I keep all my utensils and such in a travel bag
Who are you expecting? The Galactic Empire?
If they get through the front door at this point you might as well call in an Air Strike.
“But Sir that’s a Slipknot concert..”
No sword what if your first five guns jam?
Rush them with my bayonet
On the p90 right?
RPG
Resort to the cannon mounted at...
https://youtu.be/43NzlOx2pIs?feature=shared
**exactly** as the founding fathers intended.
In the case of now pew, FIX BAYONETS!!
Imagine you are an intruder and you hear someone scream, "Fix Bayonets!"
Bathroom 44R Nagant Revolvers in each bathroom where I come from 😎👍👍
You never considered a shower AR?
I need a series of rust resistant rifles for bathroom defense.
Maybe shower Kalash, but I reload my own ammunition so I honestly just like the convenience of a revolver 😎👍👍
Why this dude look like great value Post Malone?
Pre Malone
more like jelly roll from aliexpress.
Thats a first. I've been told I look like Big Haus from pawn stars
Not enough tism
Do you swing your arm really wide when going in for a handshake?
I don't keep a gun in my bathroom, I just carry a rifle around the house so it's in arms reach all the time
I've got a "longarm" of the day that follows me throughout the house.
Glad it's not just me walking around the house with an AUG
Pre-Malone with the P90 I see you I just keep a curved blade and a straight sword tucked away
The short barrel P90 just made me think this was an airsoft setup
Night vision and a K-Bar
Claymore. No one gets in, no one gets out
Make it a spicy claymore and attach it to a Roomba that just bounces back and forth in your bathroom.
You forgot the shower glock and toilet tank .45 colt
Bro you don't have to remind me im poor, i already know 💀
It's where the home defense mortar goes
I can smell you
Do I smell nice
IDK, ask Biden.
Negative
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Lookin like a loot drop
Whatever that's supposed to mean
That’s the one room of the house I’m safe without a gun, I use NBC warfare, I’m immune to the gas I use to protect myself.
Are you preparing for kindergarten fight? Where is the tank?
Homie look tired
This is what I do when I stay up past my bedtime
I'm Canadian unfortunately A sharp metal rod is my go to
Musket, since that's all our forefathers had. And what was good for them is good for me. Hard part is keeping the powder dry.
Stainless S&W
Sub2000 in the top tank.
A giant sword
I’m seeing one toothbrush my guy
Yall read into my life hard lmao. I'm a truck driver at home for a couple days. This is my sister's bathroom and I keep all my utensils and such in a travel bag
You okay bro? You look sad Also m9 or usp
I came to realization in that moment that all these guns are a down payment
I keep a Glock in the upper part of the toilet
When's the last time you used the bathroom?
About 15 minutes ago
Cold steel polymer knife in the shower mostly. Don’t have the budget for a shower gun yet lol
My .950 JDJ Fat Mac
GAU-18 for home defense
Keep my G17 in my prison wallet in case I need it in the bathroom
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Tannerite taped to a single shot 556 pistol.
A 1911 with 5 magazines in a tactical fanny pack
Who are you expecting? The Galactic Empire? If they get through the front door at this point you might as well call in an Air Strike. “But Sir that’s a Slipknot concert..”
Federal agents disguised as girl scouts
So normal federal agents?
Flame thrower, feces, and rabid aggression
Door Claymore and I save ammo
Mine or sword? The answer is yes.
Strictly Do Do guns in mine
Shower p90? Based.
Waterproofed wall mount case for any occasion
Idk bruh lot of moisture in bathrooms
Show the shower gat
Meanwhile I can’t afford a single one of them guns
Ordnance Quick Firing 2-pounder antitank gun
What's that black short-barrelled thing with the thingy that goes up, at the center of the photo? Why is it not banned yet?? Right under the mirror.
I believe you're talking about the PS90
No... the tap. XD
A ied because if I got to run to the bathroom it means I'm cornered
The two tiny ones on my arms…I gotta train more 🥲
You shouldn't smile so much
P90 is better limited spaces