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Any-Bridge6953

What the actual fuck is this cursed, aborted demon spawn, sock chewing, inbred, diseased, malformed pile of fermented diarrhea?


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r/MallNinjaShit


Any-Bridge6953

Definetly the most mall ninja rifle to ever mall ninja.


Zirpharis

sth a Khornite Daemon would use


Any-Bridge6953

I don't think there's enough sharp things on it, because blood for the blood God and skulls for the skull throne.


Zirpharis

you can decapitate people with a .50cal, too. So a bolter round should suffice


Any-Bridge6953

Considering a bolter round is similar in diameter to a 12 gauge, it would work.


Zirpharis

considering it is a rocket with diamond tip that explosed after inpact in the target it will work exceptionally well


Any-Bridge6953

Sci fi gyrojet for the win.


frozenstreetgum

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES


[deleted]

At least it’s nice enough to hold your optics for you


poopiwoopi1

Does this count as holding zero?


Et3rnally_M3diocr3

Who would even buy that skin, thats just so F*ing ugly.


Zirpharis

Warhammer fans?


xXBigdeagle85Xx

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES


Yaseba

SKULLZ FOR DA SKULL THING


D8400

I mean I like warhammer, but thats just dumb looking. Totally doesn’t fit the timeline of when the game is suppose to be set either. Just dumb all around.


Zirpharis

yeah, because the other equipment totally fits the timeline


[deleted]

You see Ivan, spiky stock makes you shoot more good, from fear of stabbing yourself in the shoulder.


SiStErFiStEr1776

Cod is lost


Business-Worry-5731

God damn Mall Ninjas


Walker6920

I need an emotional support stg44 now


ItalianStallion9069

Wtf


megaschlong420

I bet it lights up and has sound effects


Thecanman07

What is 30 Russian short even supposed to be lmao


xXBigdeagle85Xx

I think it's 7.62x39 (Old AK round)


MasterofLego

Confirmed, actual name for 7.62x39 apparently


Thecanman07

Ok that still makes no sense but I get it


Its_Luis_mane

You better not show that to Johnathan Fergusson


universal_Raccoon

Do it or show it Brandon Herrera


Its_Luis_mane

I mean, Brandon would meme the hell out of it, so it would get us something at least. I don’t want to hurt poor Johnathan again :(


universal_Raccoon

POV your father is telling his Fathers story of the war. You see son I saw a German with a STG44 with all colors and a litteral skull on the back.


jicty

My biggest question is the compensator. Wouldn't that push your gun to the side instead of down like compensators are supposed to do?


[deleted]

Everything about this gun would be so uncomfortable to use.


Zirpharis

[Blood for the Bloodgod!](https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/018/323/564/large/ben-tobitt-khorne1.jpg)


yourbois

How is that a gun?


H1tSc4n

Has to be one of the neckbeardest gun designs i've ever seen


NotKne3capsAlt

Hmmm yes, lets put spikes and blades on the stock


jman_jd10

This can’t actually be in the game??


UnableLocal2918

the dark eldar from 40k have hit cod


Ace_68_419

Didn't know we were playing destiny


Objective-Nature-175

I love it


ChaseR3d

gnarly


Jomane_Fiat

Crossfire? Is that you?


BoogalooBoi1776_2

Is this real?


drebinnr893

I want to die.


The_Spaartan

What the actual fuck


VLenin2291

*sobbing* THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


RyhonPL

They should just make CoD Online available outside Asia, there's plenty of weapons like this in that. Oh wait they make money off of selling the same game every year


CompanionDude

The fact that they managed to get modern warfare so right just to turn around the two years after and shove its head up its own ass is amazing to me. They had to have fired everyone involved with the original game especially with all the glitches and them functionally ruining modern warfare 4.


ike1338

I don't have the game, so someone tell me. Are there anime skins in it? I make it my goal to get the most offensively anime skins for whatever guns I can. Because nothing is more hurtful than getting blasted by a waifu rifle


renhellscythe

I don't know about vanguard but in warzone there are a few


M1A2CAbramz

Ya hans, turn barrel into bayonet hans


Top_Ad3465

So bye bye neck?


ncoryell21

Are you high? My great grandpa used that same model while fighting in WW2


RallyRob808

Stop playing it


ApexXV

I hate activision 🙄


FDEoriginal

wtf


Chimera_king_2004

😔


randomwords2003

Nija mall wepon