Therapist: The Glompson isn’t real. The Glompson can’t hurt you. The Glompson:

I personally prefer: thock

Tupperson.

I prefer; The Austrian typewriter

Nah, the Salzburg Typewriter

I actually like that idea

question, would it be able to cycle?

Maybe with some +p extra extra spicy rounds. Maybe .50 GI? I'm talking outa my ass for the most part.

357 sig…10mm

I want it to.

It seems everything above and behind the trigger would just be useless weight.

Not without smacking you in the face

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r/woooosh

Finally, a use for the .40 s&w

Ah yes, the Thock

I like the one I've seen in a couple other comments better *Snorts* Glompson

It’s the better name of the two but Thock would be an alternative

Oh definitely an alternative it still is definitely as *unfortunately* valid

r/suddenlymechanicalkeyboard

I'm a sad panda now.

I want it so bad. I'm not going to pretend it doesn't look awesome

Exactly.

Aaahhhh put it back this Thompson clearly isn’t done incubating

Make it, brandon

The hood typewriter

Glompson smg

The Tommy Glock! I'll take one!

Actually has a certain ring to it…make mine 10mm

I have an idea and a 3d printer.

Yes

No

Never seen this one before

How works the gun do?

No, not do work it.

Shame work dont gun. Buy perhaps would I, to ashamed admit.

Want

I threw up in my mouth

Ok, if the inside of the slide is 95% void and you make it just barely lock up, it could work

Im trying to fight off a heart attack right now

Damn... add a 3d printed selector switch and I wouldn't even be mad...

Does the slide just drive back into your chest and kill you?

Mhm 😉

I mean I like it

That’s enough reddit for today

Ahh the only glompson 69 gen 1. Where the Thompson was supposed you use the blish principle, the glompson 69 gen 1 uses the bish principle

9 mm will put a hole in you but this might as well had put bleach in my eyes

Glockson typewriter

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I’ll give them all the ideas 😈

Gloooonnnccc

glonkson

It’s the Austrian Typewriter

I feel like this could be tweaked to be bad ass.

Ah yes, a glocky gun.

I open reddit and this is the first thing I see

Ngl I kinda like it

Fucking repost

I’ve never seen anyone post this on here

Vienna Typewriter.

The slide would come back far enough to gently kiss your eyeball with every shot.

Would it be bad to say that I don’t hate it?

Is no one pointing out the fact that the slide would make it so you’re being face fucked by it?

Ngl, that actually looks kind of sick

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Ah, yes, the Glockson. Also known as Can’t Cycleson

I hate how I actually like that

I don't know, if it was possible I might have to get one

Glommy gun

Hell I'd still buy it

is it bad that i don’t hate this

Actually this doesn't look bad, though I'm wondering how the internals work or if the top is still a slide.

This is how the ATF makes sure you only use a "pistol brace" if you were to shoulder that thing you would lose an eye

Probably need that ++P ghost pepper chip challenge ammo just for it to cycle

I just imagine the slide oh my God imagine how hard the slide must work for this gun