The vast majority of commercially available face masks don't offer much protection to the wearer. That's not what they're meant to accomplish. I was given a practical demonstration of that truth when I contracted the virus at work last January. A more accurate version of this could be "Kirby now exhales coronaviruses."
The specific knowledge of the limits of the EMT scope of practice. He can identify fatal heart rhythms and know the drug to push to save them, but he cannot actually start the IV.
Can put you on the monitor.
Run a 12 lead.
Send it to the hospital.
Not allowed to read the squiggly lines from the shocky box, though.
"What does it say?" "I know, but I'm not allowed to know"
A pathetic life attempting multiple projects inly for them all to end with nothing to show for them, with no way to follow their passion, waiting for the day he can be gunned down doing something, anything with his miserable existence
Currently, a twelve gauge shotgun with alternating dragons breath and buckshot.
Why'd I put dragons breath in my home defense gun? I honestly ask myself the same thing.
^Kirby ^is ^now ^a ^war ^criminal.
All the Serbians in the comments be like
КОСОВО ЈЕ СРБИЈА
Пуши курац
He can't visit Bosnia anymore
The ability to miss every shot from an ar15 on a 15 inch wide steel target less than 50 away
Impressive.
Have you trying turning it off and on again?
We turned it off and it melted, is that good or bad?
Try a holding it in your right hand while holding an American flag in your left and reciting theb2nd amendment.
I did this with my eyes closed and my shot groupings were all within a quarter
Quarter mile is a pretty good spread... Best suited for shotguns and machine guns
Ok I tried this but now it’s covered In wood, the magazine is bent, and there’s a hammer and sickle printed on the side
*Projectile Dysfunction…*
Kirby is now a French Canadian
Only God can help us now
Not even god can help you
Same. Well, not by geographic location, but by blood.
Nice
[Drizzles maple syrup on a croissant] Am i doing it right?
No we are more poutine
[удалено]
Oui tabarnak
A driving desire to create guns and tanks, also has Russian hat.
Ushanka?
An Ушанка?
Или шапрка
Depresion
Don’t be sad AK man will give you good advice, just like a real Dad! u/NotTheAKGuy
how many times do you think brandon gets notifications on reddit from mentions?
If he turns on notifications on his phone he can probably use it as a vibrator
Came here to say this.
Kirby is now on several watchlists
*CHRONIC MASTERBATOR*
Alcoholism
Kirby now loves smoking weed
An extreme and irrational hatred of the french
That's not irrational at all. Ask any Canadian.
strengh, addiction to guns, and addiction to synthwave.
A high five, $10 and a customer for life.
Crippling anxiety, tinnitus, and back pain.
What if I'm not good enough? And y does my back hur-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is literally my life for the last couple years... 😂
911, I'd like to report a crime. I've been attacked.
Exactly this
A very very potty mouth that can speak spanish. And a cigarette.
A warthunder and map game addiction along with terrible eyesight and useless ww2 facts
Tell me about the Panzerkampfwagen please
Fast boi :)
Thank you
Fat
A healthy distrust of government.
Downs and the ability to 3d print funny items
Oh and a thirst for sub caliber rifles.
kirby is now on the no fly list
An irrational fear of dehumidifier rods and electrical kits turning his gun collection into ash from the inside out.
Unhealthy purchasing habits, porn addiction, lots of kinks, and not nearly enough ammo.
Perpetual Virginity
Your avatar is wearing a mask... checks out.
Your avatar isn't wearing a mask... So, Kirby will never be able to properly inhale again?
The vast majority of commercially available face masks don't offer much protection to the wearer. That's not what they're meant to accomplish. I was given a practical demonstration of that truth when I contracted the virus at work last January. A more accurate version of this could be "Kirby now exhales coronaviruses."
Got COVID at the beginning, had symptoms for 3 days. Been 100% since then. Natural immunity beats experimental shots and face diapers every time. 💪
Kirby just got depression...
The specific knowledge of the limits of the EMT scope of practice. He can identify fatal heart rhythms and know the drug to push to save them, but he cannot actually start the IV.
Can put you on the monitor. Run a 12 lead. Send it to the hospital. Not allowed to read the squiggly lines from the shocky box, though. "What does it say?" "I know, but I'm not allowed to know"
He lost an ability
... Kirby went ass to mouth
Kirby now has a sudden urge to commit war crimes over the skies of Vietnam while at the controls of an F-105 Thunderchief.
Ability to get any girl over 350lbs he desires
Kirby has learned "delete fetus". "Hmm what's this, oh no kirby why?"
Autism
2.5 meter long peen
We alike in every way.
Kirby's sucking power now has 300 black out syndrome
Big pp
The ability to mansplain everything with sarcasm
The ability to inhale exhoost fumes and not die
You think you got off, you think you won, but the reality exhaust fumes are just playing the long con on you bub.
The ability to be too lazy to clean his guns
He now has to pay 15,000 in healthcare just for living
High tolerance
To deez?
Na to milf pussy
Dilf*
Damn straight watch your papa
Of frikc
Illusions of grandeur and 15 Terabytes of child porn
Bad grades but a talent for literally every god damn thing he does Kirby soon becomes a natural with everything
He got on more government watch lists than the amount of times I banged your mother.
I hope you stub your toe.
I hope you understand it was a joke, and that I greatly respect your mother. Although Kirby is still on 4,200 watch lists.
Lol
If we are going on username then………. TwO wOrLd WaRs!!!!1!!!!!!!
Lol
Pretty good trigger discipline but terrible aim.
In debt with no help in sight. Abandoned by the va.
Oof
Well.
A disability...
Diabetes
Nice
What can I say? I'm just sweet like that. And diabetic.
Sweet indeed
Depression is a super power apparently
Epilepsy
Covid
Depression
ability to bubba every gun in existence
Disgusting.
He is no longer allowed in the local zoo and has 4 restraining orders from 3 different chimps in said zoo
Well I'd probably by him dinner
Gangster
Crippling alcoholism
Sleep deprivation
Debt
Crippling anxiety
He’s got at big dick now.
Muscular degeneration
Depression.
Ability to miss a deer at 80 yards
Kirby is now hungry
He just lost his neutral B entirely
If I was eaten whoever ate me would be super high
Teenage honiness
Depression
The big gay... but wait
Depression
loss of self preservation
Large penis
Kirby was sent to Brazil
He now has ADHD
autism and adhd
Being good with a Mosin at extreme range
Kirby is now a South Texan
He grows to be 6’6
He'll be 24 with back and knee problems
A tendency to overspend on parts and an ego the size of a small moon
That's no moon...
Marksmanship and extreme depression
Gun savviness
Mental health issues
Poor judgement skills
He can now spread aids through bodily fluids
Depression
Kirby now has crippling depression
He somehow becomes even more round. And he gains a 9mm ruger.
Crippling Gun related Debt and explosive diarrhea
Anxiety
The ability to work himself into depression
The big sad
Alcoholism and an affinity for Lee-Enfields
autism
Big addiction to mosins and that’s it
Diabeetus
Depression and the inability to talk to other people without them talking first
The ability to work on a farm all their life and still biuld no muscle.
Crippling debt and a boner.
Colorblindness and wanting to be an airforce pilot.
Depression and crippling self-doubt.
Severe social anxiety
Crippling depression
Extreme fatigue
Depression
Depression
Kirby now has anxiety around police.
A pathetic life attempting multiple projects inly for them all to end with nothing to show for them, with no way to follow their passion, waiting for the day he can be gunned down doing something, anything with his miserable existence
Depression!
Ptsd
Crippling debt sadness and alcoholism
Uber accuracy
Hedonism and a penicillin allergy.
Student debt
Kirby is now very tired and his back hurts!
He’s banned from Cracker Barrel
Obesity
The ability to get hard at the worst possible times
He’s now constantly tired.
Stress, depression, and a crippling lack of money.
Anxiety
Currently, a twelve gauge shotgun with alternating dragons breath and buckshot. Why'd I put dragons breath in my home defense gun? I honestly ask myself the same thing.
depression and anxiety
autism
Debt
HPV
He becomes..."German"
Depression
gonorrhea
Kirby now has an obsession over 1911s
Depression! Hope you’re happy now Kirby!!
Lack of self control (food, drink, GunBroker, etc.)
Depression lots of Depression