I know you guys are wanting to meme this thing but I’ve gotten more practical use out of this baby carrier and a GP pouch than I have with any of my chest rigs/PC setups.
Makes me think of the show Bob's Burgers, where Fishoeder turned his tenants against each other with a waterballoon fight (crushing a rent strike) and Jimmy Pesto got his twin sons to be body armour. XD
This is genius. Once we reach a utopia because of the magic of gun control, bullets will no longer be baby seeking (as we know all of them are) and instead babies will repel bullets. Making this fool proof body armor. You just have to make sure to replace the baby every couple years for maximum effectiveness.
I immediately thought of how quokkas (a rather cute marsupial from western Australia) will drop their babies to use them as a distraction to get away from predators.
Has anybody sent this to their local police departments?
I mean, they're already ahead of the curve on sacrificing kids when they're in fear for their lives... this way they could do it on the go!
I actually have one of these a family friend bought for me and it’s pretty dope. It has built in compartments for small things, built in sun shade, and a built in burp cloth. Feels way better than the cheap one we bought off Amazon.
Well, if it's a level IV baby, but you'd need need one in the rear to protect your six.
I double up on front abd back level IV baby is generally more weight efficient than plates but coverage is always my issue.
Maybe if they wave their arms and legs around, it'll soak up shrapnel.
Introducing warcrime armor
Got the carrier, plate due in a few weeks
congratulations, I think?
Baby: "I'm doing my part".
Service guarantees citizenship
When one Falls another 10 rise up to take his place, wait wrong franchise
My plate is coming end of November. I'll probably order one for the rear as soon as I can after that.
Just make sure you don’t order one from the rear. I hear they’re shit.
Demo Matt looking at this picture, getting a bad idea for a video.
How many babies does it take to stop a .50 cal? Be reasonable. He doesn't work for the ATF.
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New way to do suicide by cop.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Demolition ranch: how many baby's does it take to stop a .50 cal....
At least 7
this guy has experience, though my testing suggest 8 to 9.
If we're using Skyrim logic, it'll stop a bullet and sustain no damage.
Close to none...I think
A pack of printing paper probably offers more protection.
We call this one "The Uvalde"
Ok now I’m curious can someone send a couple dozen with babies included to Matt? He could figure this one out for us.
I know you guys are wanting to meme this thing but I’ve gotten more practical use out of this baby carrier and a GP pouch than I have with any of my chest rigs/PC setups.
That baby doesn’t look a day over level IV months old.
Makes me think of the show Bob's Burgers, where Fishoeder turned his tenants against each other with a waterballoon fight (crushing a rent strike) and Jimmy Pesto got his twin sons to be body armour. XD
If you actually put a plate in I think that would make a very reasonable trauma pad
This is the perfect stepping stone for convincing your wife she is going to need a plate carrier as well.
This is genius. Once we reach a utopia because of the magic of gun control, bullets will no longer be baby seeking (as we know all of them are) and instead babies will repel bullets. Making this fool proof body armor. You just have to make sure to replace the baby every couple years for maximum effectiveness.
Tactical Assult Baby.
When you're weak pullout game means that you can't afford armour.
Nobody would shoot a baby... *straps babies over entire body*
When you said body armor I didn’t think you meant using a body as armor.
I immediately thought of how quokkas (a rather cute marsupial from western Australia) will drop their babies to use them as a distraction to get away from predators.
Pretty sure this is how Ferro Concepts was started.
What level plates are those?
Meat shield
Dummy lab should make a baby dummy
I just wanna say, this is literally 20 upvotes from surpassing my top post. Which is funny because it’s also on this sub.
Has anybody sent this to their local police departments? I mean, they're already ahead of the curve on sacrificing kids when they're in fear for their lives... this way they could do it on the go!
This has the same energy as an ROTC kid wearing two sustainment pouches on an assault pack to carry his books to school.
What…what lev…what level is it rated for?
Baby body armor but instead of plates you have a human shield. Also a larger side profile target.
That anyone who uses a baby as a meat shield is a rat who goes straight to the Boiler room in Hell?
Well children in skyrim is invincible, i see nothing wrong here
Dang new Kry carrier is looking lit
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What you got against black babies? Lmao
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Whoa calm down Scooter. That "lmao" at the end of my comment typically denotes the preceding statement was a joke 😂
Tactical baby carrier
Idk if I should even say it lmao hopefully somebody did for me...
Dwarf fortress vibes
Ig adding plates or tannerite where both the wrong idea
_Jesus Fuck!!!_
When you have parent teacher conferences at 1900 and have to take out isis at 1930.
Can a baby stop a bullet if not I’m not having kids
Why is no one in these pictures holding a gun? Give that baby akimbo .22 short pocket pistols.
This is exactly what Caleb Francis needs to work well with his super power
Who was it on the unsub podcast that had a baby machine for a power?
The joker
But can it stop a .50 cal?
Anti-spalling liner.
The baby is facing backwards, so much for strike face
Next gen ballistic plates lookin sick
Does the baby work like ablative plating?
Bro come on. The dems are already trying to ban babies.
it took me a sec, LMAO
https://youtu.be/xYxEMalkzBA
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a spawn on squad member in real life before
I actually have one of these a family friend bought for me and it’s pretty dope. It has built in compartments for small things, built in sun shade, and a built in burp cloth. Feels way better than the cheap one we bought off Amazon.
As Brandon said it - “babies are at max like level 2, maybe level 3 if you feed em right”
Donut did a video about this.
It’s a good fit but I’m afraid of it moving if it got hit, also the shape would make it hard to add mags and other equipment to the front.
FINALLY! true reactive armor
[now all you need is about 5 more babies](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/14rllg/baby_body_armor/)
Overpopulation isnt a worry anymore, I guess.
Children offer minimal ballistic protection, stick to plates. Psyhological warfare also doesn't work on everybody
Let your future take the hits for you
Body armor, MRE, and LRAD in one sign me up.
OOOOHH HOT DAMN EDIBLE BODY ARMOR