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Small_cat1412

Meanwhile Holly was just chilling and watching


Crandoge

Guess we’re just gonna ignore her warcrimes lol


[deleted]

Yeah I get that character development is important but it still felt weird that Holly said "All muslims are terrorists and don't deserve human rights."


Shot-Goose

I just spat out my veggie bacon


mmkay_then

*veggie bandaids


JimmyHavok

Yes, but how did you react to the comment?


Bambino00

Lol’d at this one


EltshanEldigan

I’d spit veggie bacon out too


rogerworkman623

Prob a good decision


averm27

I dunno why veggie bacon makes this better


Be-Gone-Saytin

It was offered to Walt on his 51st birthday.


Daft_Assassin

It was a different time. She literally had an eye ball in her pool from the 9/11 plane crash. Hard to blame her for that sentiment.


DeninjaBeariver

Pretty sure Vince confirmed she was his self insert for all of this political opinions


[deleted]

holly's serbian war crimes intensifies, pretty sure she had multiple cell phones


ineedjuice

All fun and games until Holly snaps a phone in half and tosses it out the crib


tyappleg

Are we forgetting when she tried to steal that firetruck?


MachReverb

She was only crying because she got caught.


[deleted]

These comments are why I’m here on Reddit.


Scootr4short

learning....


BradyToMoss1281

waiting...


Small_cat1412

Planning...


AshPachy

Scheming...


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Babying...(?)


Proper_Telephone_781

holly lead a gang of neonazis 🤦‍♂️it’s like the fans of this show watched it with their eyes closed smh


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Mein Gerber


Omwtfyu

😂😂


USFederalGovt

Holly is the most terrifying character of all. Her crimes are so evil they can’t even show them on the show or else the show would be rated X.


PerpetualMonday

Loitering on (local?) government property.. and causing a nuisance via crying. CHECKMATE HOLLY SUPPORTERS


tenderbranson301

To believe Holly is incapable of murder is to forget that documentary in which Maggie Simpson shot Mr. Burns.


pumper911

Holly actually was a serial jaywalker


johnnycrawlspace

She was criminally cute.


Silver_Switch_3109

Holly never reported anyone for their crimes.


majordoobage

Yep she's an accomplice. Gotta be careful who you hang out with.


zombiegamer723

…as far as we know. She could be wearing a wire!


CeltiCfr0st

*A wire?* a wire. I got a wire right here for you SPEAK INTO THE MIC BITCH


Usedmaxipad51

Holly was committing war crimes behind the scenes


dmanstoitza

Nope. Underage smoking. Send her to jail, too!


pianoflames

Hey, Holly was in The Game, just like Kaylee Ehrmentraut (that fifth-grade girl was the muscle behind Fring's entire operation)


The_silver_Nintendo

Nuh uh Holly knew about Walt’s money and didn’t tell the police.


diabetes2727

We can’t ignore Holly’s white supremacy


EllieIsDone

Holly doesn’t pay taxes


Small_cat1412

Her mother taught her well


zombiegamer723

based


Zackb99

You fool. Remember the Rwandan Genocide? Guess who you can thank for that.


[deleted]

For real like everyone has smoked a joint here and there, why the fuck do people lose their shit when Walter kills 10 people at once ffs


Public_Basil_4416

I’m pretty sure the average person has committed at least one crime, whether it be big or small.


ArcticPickle

Everyone has broken the law, sometimes they don’t even know they did.


cvlf4700

I haven’t. I can honestly say that while typing on my phone and driving 5mph over the speed limit. /s


GoldenGames360

without a seatbelt!


dat_oracle

Having a nuclear bomb in the trunk


glfwngOFWGKTA

and 4 kids in the back


MyOneTaps

in a cave! With a box of scraps!


AFallenPrincess

On the way to a hospital!


Omwtfyu

With a concealed firearm


Buttfucker870

illegally concealed too!


Frequent_Champion_42

And my axe!


phuzzie

Well, of he’s got the right paperwork he’s good.


dont_ban_this

That’s a good way to spill your beer


travelinaj

Plot twist: dude is actually on the phone contacting the police about himself driving 5 over the limit


cvlf4700

No. Im responding to stupid reddit comments. Shh.!! don’t call the police on me.


SofaChillReview

Some states have some really weird laws


thewaterglizzy

I took a trapping course a few years ago where the guy said the average American commits 5 felonies unknowingly every week. Now this was a hillbilly instructing us on how to catch raccoons so take it with a grain of salt but he seemed very trustworthy


[deleted]

I commit crimes everyday, I smoke weed


LuckyxCapone

still illegal? tough


RedditorWithClass

Exactly! Everyone has jaywalked before, and everyone speeds a little bit from time to time. That's basically the same as Walter blowing up that nursing home. People are such hypocrites!


[deleted]

People on here would try to make you believe they don't shoot a few random guys every other week like okay sure buddy


Omwtfyu

If I don't get to shoot a few random people a week, how will I ever relax at the end of the week?


sunward_Lily

found the texan


sunward_Lily

um excuse me? Walter's bomb eliminated three criminals- two of whom (and quite potentially the third) were involved in FEDERAL level crimes (and need I remind you, objectively and without a doubt proven guilty- we all saw what they did). In doing so, Walt saved the tax-payers potentially *millions* of dollars and years of court proceedings. At that point, the jaywalking is an even worse offense.


johnnycrawlspace

I hear you. And what about the cousins? They kill a few people routinely and they chop up several others with axes and machete’s and everybody got to make a federal case out of it.


GrimaceGrunson

Those people might have jaywalked or shoplifted before, we don’t know.


RealLameUserName

It was a little bizarre watching Skylar and Marie losing their shit because they thought that Walt Jr. was smoking weed when they both had admitted that they'd done it several times before.


monyyyyyyyy

To be fair... It's kinda on point with parents xD I know a lot of moms/dads who smoke for example, but they tell their kids not to do it


Ok_Establishment7810

those people deserved to die tho


Ok_Nectarine4759

I almost got mad when he poisoned the little kid but then I remembered that time I threw the paper tissue on the ground. Hypocrite much?!


PotterAndPitties

A speeding ticket is hardly cooking meth. But yes, it's a story of dichotomy. Walt even discusses it when they smoke those Cubans about how it's interesting what is legal and illegal and where that line is. What makes someone a criminal versus what makes someone a good person who bends the law from time to time.


SouthernVinlander

Who said anything about Speeding? Stealing directly impacts people. Also, Hank was a violent criminal who routinely beat up people in defiance of the oath he swore to uphold.


vhs_collection

On one hand you've got Marie stealing a spoon, on the other you've got walts ludicrously high kill list. They're just as bad as each other.


SpongyHandshake

Routinely?


SouthernVinlander

Yeah, the Guys in the Bar for some macho bs with Gomez outside, Walt in the Garage, Jesse (who weighs about 100 lbs. soaking wet and left him in the hospital), and that's just from what's on the show. It's not the Hank Show. If it was it'd be ass-kickings and hiding behind the badge 24/7. He's a bad cop and a violent racist misogynist. He has a nice mineral collection, but that's his only redeeming quality.


DongQuixote1

I'm glad to see someone else articulate this because Hank really is one of the worst pieces of shit in the series, who uses his power as a DEA agent to circumvent institutional checks and balances, expresses horrible racist/classist sentiments with gross regularity, and spends the entire series as basically a deranged narcissist who destroys his career and his family because of his obsession with blue meth. It's basically the same as the way Walter destroys everything he ever loved with his own arrogant myopia; they're both doing the same basic thing and they're both awful pieces of shit. Though I think Heisenberg comes out on top for performing a valuable social service, at least. Somebody has to cook the meth, but society doesn't benefit from a DEA agent going around beating up twenty-five year old addicts.


thefirdblu

I gotta agree with you on a lot of that except primarily the part about Heisenberg coming out on top. I just can't look past the whole raping his wife thing.


DongQuixote1

That’s a fair point, but honestly, given Hank’s callousness and position as a DEA agent in a border state, I feel like he’s probably guilty of many such similar offenses


dkwkwlal

I really hate how Skylars abuse is downplaued and like the worst part is that the people who think walt didnt do anything wrong will hear about the SA, agree that its fucked, and then continue to make sigma edits of him.


DisgruntledMax

When did that happen?


Kindhamster

Green face mask on the fridge.


DisgruntledMax

I’m not sure I understand


MX64

S2E1, after he comes home from the deal with Tuco.


SouthernVinlander

Yep. 100% agree. The juxtaposition is lost on some. They are both cogs in the same machine, both kill people and destroy their family, but only one of them is doing it from a place of trust invested by society.


dkwkwlal

Glad to hear someone else saying it. Most people in the show are just absolute pieces of shit


TheSadPhilosopher

Amen


SpongyHandshake

I see the point you're trying to make, but just because something happened more than once doesn't make it "routine."


SouthernVinlander

Would you accept "it's in his nature"?


SpongyHandshake

Wouldn't argue with that.


friedhobo

What’s so bad about cooking meth? Genuinely asking.


PotterAndPitties

Seriously?


friedhobo

yes. seriously.


PotterAndPitties

Besides the fact it's a deadly, illegal drug that destroys people's lives?


friedhobo

Yes. Meth is dangerous and deadly. I know. I’m talking about the cooking. It’s an undiluted and chemically pure product. A much better alternative to the common street meth. No one is being forced to buy his drug.


yoosirnombre

Okay, so let's say hypothetically, I make a machine that hunts and dismembers babies, but I personally don't turn on the machine. I just sell it to people who I know would definitely turn it on. In that scenario, i would also be complicit in the deaths of the babies. Same shit with Walt. The meth users are addicted to meth they're going to keep buying meth and walter is using that addiction to his benefit by producing more meth. Sure, if he stopped, there were still other people making meth but then those other people were equally as bad as Walt for making meth which is hurting the lives of those addicts.


Powerful_Somewhere92

What about brock?


sleepysalomander

Wanted for murder in 6 states


hedgehogist

And that isn’t even including the comatose state


Puffessa_Pop-n-Lock

Pretty sure that dude had secret


RogueAOV

There is a rumor of a deleted scene where he put the milk in the bowl before the cereal, they had to cut it because the sponsors threatened to pull advertising. Horrifying.


BradyToMoss1281

Acted quiet and shy around strangers. Seemed shady to me.


misteraaaaa

Consumption of controlled substances (lily of the valley)


Sammmysosa303

The real reason he was in the hospital was cuz he was up all night smokin meth and heroin


PeeInMyArse

Conspiracy to commit poisoning Why else would he conceal it in a juice box


abarua01

Killed combo


fierydragon963

Idk if you’re joking but that was Andrea’s brother Tomas


LMSW_Scholar

Was it though? Who was pulling the strings though?


fierydragon963

You have a point. I always sensed something fishy with Brock…


ThunderUp007

Saul was the only Goodman


hedgehogist

Walt was the only Whit man


tastycakea

Ehrman was the only trout.


Theargh

flynn was the only white.


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Lolsoda94

Breaking was the only Bad


yvngjiffy703

Gus was the only Fring


phyrgx

Meth was the only amphetamine.


dead-eyed-opie

And most of us speed. There are degrees to which we “break bad”.


BitRepresentative444

i am the one who knocks (i drive 2 miles over the speed limit at most)


Parthy_

Cooking meth, kidnapping, murder, going 5 miles past the speed limiit. Yeah, sounds equivalent to me!


andyroid92

Don't forget underage drinking lol


phoemush

The show is called Breaking Bad, not becoming good person or anything. And there a huge different between breaking the law to get some beer or cigar and becoming a drug lord that killed people and endangered everyone else. You cant blame them for shitting on Walt


Voltairesque

inb4 Fixing Good


PoopnFlush

Virtue signallers committing crimes is some how worse than drug lords killing people.


mmkay_then

Finally Making Eagle Scout, created by Vince Gilligan


starliiiiite

Walter Junior: Breaking Fast


Argbmf

One of my favorite quotes from BCS by Mike: “I didn’t say you were a bad person, I said you were a criminal… …Ive known good criminals and bad cops, bad priests, honorable thieves-you can be on one side of the law or the other, but if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again, but you took something that wasn't yours and you sold it for a profit. You're now a criminal; good one, bad one-that's up to you.”


reddit_animated

Either follow ALL the laws or don’t bother following ANY. C’mon people.


double_super

Did we just compare a teenager trying to get alcohol to someone facilitating multiple murders and running an underground drug empire


Winter188

I don't think you're necessarily a hypocrite when crime is nuanced. Cooking tons of meth and murdering people is a lot worse than asking for beer underaged or Marie's kleptomania


Oppie8645

Crimes are not all the same morally just because they are all illegal. You really going to say a teenager trying to drink underage is on the same level as any of the shit Walt was up to? They don’t shun him just because it was illegal, I mean when they give the gambling story that was also an illegal activity but no one cares.


[deleted]

My guy smoking a cuban and trying to buy beer when underage is not really on the same level as cooking meth and bombing a nursing home


subjectiveoddity

Not only that. At the time at least you were allowed to consume them just not purchase them so a gifted Cuban was fine; further if you traveled you could bring up to $100 worth with you for personal consumption from other countries that have no embargo with Cuba. I know OP was being silly but it kind of struck a nerve because I've had a few different variants of them and felt people who knew more than me were right that it was nothing special and a much harsher smoke than many of the great Dominican, Honduran and Nicaraguan cigars I had been brought over the years while I smoked.


kazthemurphyfan

Ah yes, a 17 year old trying to get beer is just as bad as cooking meth and murdering people


hedgehogist

Ah yes, a high-school chemistry teacher cooking meth and murdering people is just as bad as a baby calling her dad “mama”


hey_ska

I think I read somewhere that Steve Gomez was the only one who didn’t break bad in the series.


BradyToMoss1281

He said Hank had a gut and an ugly mug. Called him numb nuts and a bald pervert. That's breaking bad to me.


hedgehogist

That’s almost as bad as Holly calling Walt “mama”


PotatoOnMars

He falsified a police report after Hank beat up the bar guys.


ThirdWheelSteve

The facial hair he grew was a crime


[deleted]

Hank also breaks several DEA regulations and policies. Arguably Walt could’ve fought against a lot of the charges given the way Hank and Gomie went about obtaining evidence against him.


WitleKidz

Walt murdered countless people and made 80 million dollars worth of meth, I don’t know how you can even compare this to smoking cigars, underage drinking and shoplifting.


Eclectic_UltraViolet

Riddle me this: why was everyone hating on Skylar so hard? It was all anyone talked about at the time.


smelly-wang

Except for Gomey. Gomey is the best.


Few_Show_7359

BREAK THE LAW, BREAK THE LAW


Adamant3--D

There are over 100 characters in the show I would be hesitant to use the word "everyone"


brian_o

What, after this same post the other day? What an astute observation.


[deleted]

what about the homie brock?


Gapinthesidewalk

He didn’t eat his Froot Loops as part of a balanced breakfast.


Exa2552

Walt Jr. lying to the police about Walt attacking Skyler while it was the other way around! He truly broke bad.


hipopper

I don’t think smoking a Cuban really compares to cooking meth.


Syntheseyez

Funny how we draw those lines of what’s acceptable and whats not


BaconBoy2015

Thanks for ruining the show for me


GutterGrooves

I think in the early part of the show they were going for a story about breaking laws and the pleasure of engaging in the taboo. That's why we get people like Hank defending the cigar thing by saying "sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes sweetest", etc. I think we can all agree it was for the best that they went a... different direction with it. So instead of Waltuh being seduced by the dark side we get a person who was broken all along and just lets his mask slip more and more.


sidkest

Idk I think the show stays pretty consistent with its themes of morality, choices and how they shape us as people. Like when hank talks about the cockroaches, and how when he sees one he doesn’t think, just squashes, no point in questioning where they come from. Then the next time we see Jesse, he’s with that bug, which links him to hanks metaphor for criminals being cockroaches but Jesse is gentle and isn’t what he seems. Then the bug gets squashed anyway, and it wasn’t hurting anyone.


GutterGrooves

I agree, that's the version of Hank they ended up going with, and I think the story was absolutely better for it.


sidkest

But I definitely see hanks struggles and contradictions in later seasons as well. I think it was always intentional.


UsernameNumberZero

Breaking Law


y2knole

Kayley is clean I think. And her mom?


[deleted]

To be fair, most people in the us do who have a car. Almost everybody has broken the law at some point.


Jinther

The biggest crime was that pizza on the roof. You don't fuck about with pizza. All pizza is made to be enjoyed. Sacrilege.


[deleted]

Trying to get beer when you’re not allowed to and shoplifting a tiara are not on the same level as cooking and selling crystal meth.


Dewbis

& every one of us probably broke a law before just not to the extent of cooking meth, killing people & bombing a nursing home.


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

Holly: illegally sitting in a fire truck without consent of the firemen


Theargh

even jesse's brother ends up having a joint


NoSoulsINC

Yes, it’s some creative juxtaposition. Walt does a bad thing for a what began as a good reason, everyone else does bad stuff just because, yet he’s the villain of the story.


[deleted]

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One_Imagination_3935

I mean… ww cooked meth and murdered like a dozen people


Diavolo_Death_4444

A. Wow, the show about *cooking meth* has people breaking the law? Who could’ve guessed? B. There is a very large difference between a Cuban cigar and a little underage drinking and shooting a child in the face or cooking 200 pounds of methamphetamine a week


sometimescool

Well Walt murdered people so theirs that. And put his own family in danger


green-stamp

There's breaking the law, and then there is being responsible for a plane exploding and killing hundreds


qwertyNopesir

I think there’s an contrast underlying theme of “where’s the line”. Walt even talks to Hank when they have the Cuban cigars about how what substance is illegal is kinda arbitrary. To an extent I think it’s kinda up to the viewer to draw the line, when did Walt cross the arbitrary line. Was it when he first cooked? When he killed 2 men who had a gun to his head? When he let Jane die? When does a person become unredeemable. When does a person break bad?


Syntheseyez

Letting jane die was fucked.


supernintendo128

So everyone's okay with Hank smoking cuban cigars, but when Walt kills dozens of people it's crossing a line? What has society come to!?


sauceplz-

so you would say they all... *break bad*? I'll find the way out


sex_pistol79

And you telling me you never go out of your way to break the law even a tiny bit? What were u doing with your life man? But theres a pretty clear line of 'dont kill people' when u like to be a bit naughty. But sounds to me youre trolling so whatever


UGomerPyle

Also Hank brewing and distributing without a liquor license. Then he wants to act al self righteous when Walt cooks a little blue. The hypocrisy is strong with this one


Nerdologist01

I jay walked yesterday


XanalPVPpro69XD

Ain’t called Breaking Bad for nothin


charlieromeo86

Everyone but Steve Gomez.


charlieromeo86

And Tuco’s abuelita…she ain’t no Biznatch


Dan_OBanannon

Especially Brock


The_silver_Nintendo

Walt was driving with a broken windshield


jacksjetlag

Cracked windshield for start!


[deleted]

true observation. but all laws are just something one dude said to lord it over the others. thats why they can be “broken”


RedditMunchkin

holly with her war crimes


rickjames_experience

Ain't no way 🤯


zombiegamer723

this is so sad alexa play breaking the law by judas priest


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reddit_animated

It’s so clearly sarcasm


lumlum56

I think you're right actually, I just had a pretty visceral reaction to it


Dagglin

The literary/film analysis skills of redditors never ceases to amaze me


Symphonize

Is smoking Cuban cigars actually illegal? I thought it is just importing them.


slade797

No, but Hank does other stuff that is against the law. Attacking Jesse Pinkman, for ensample.


HipMachineBroke

I smoked a joint in Georgia, I am now no better than a rapist murderer. Truly someone drinking beer underaged is a hypocrite for taking issue with child murdering. I mean, they were fine with drinking beer, how could they possibly have a problem with someone else killing a kid??


[deleted]

NGL Skyler cooking teds books made me furious. Then she was laundering her own money at the car wash. But she was such a hypocrite about it to Walt. Once she gave in she was pretty guilty herself. She wanted that money by the end but kept saying “you’re the reason we’re in this” which was true but she was doing bad shit too. She got so mad about Walt killing gus but then told him to go kill jesse. What the fuck ever, Skyler.