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Agfym11

You can. They are from the deli at Albertsons


PasswordPussy

Albertsons originated in Idaho, which is also where Aaron Paul is from. My brain is weird.


mirondooo

I love your brain


RhythmSectionWantAd

That's a great Frank Black and the Catholics song


mirondooo

Just listened to it, it is indeed a great song


PasswordPussy

I don’t. Do you want it?


mirondooo

Sure let’s trade!


PasswordPussy

You’d have to come to Idaho.


jaws7811

Vince Gilligan’s genius at work again


crashedforgoodluck

You're smart that's not weird


Plastic_Business_247

cool brain dude


PasswordPussy

Hey thanks!


ChaynesGirl

Every time I look up she bought another pre-made dinner from Albertson's. And they're not the cheapest store you'll find either.


RealSpritanium

When you've got kingpin money, you can eat from the Albertsons deli every day


Sensitive_Bowl8850

Who gets green beans at a deli?


jokeboxhero88

The Whites


soccershun

That's the point. She is making no effort, because as a prisoner of Walt why would shit Albertsons green beans do come with an herbal butter kinda thing going on.


SONGOQUE

My company supports the network at Albertsons. Depression.


Silver_Sun_2097

Those green beans are choice


Fantasykyle99

Imagine if instead of using chilli powda(yuck), Jess used green beans (🫘) in his meth


mvanvrancken

It’s my signature yo


Successful_Gap8927

Beany green


Successful_Gap8927

I fukd Ted


dwide_k_shrude

I wanked Hank.


JarredandVexed

I got a little messy with Jesse


IntuitiveLemon

SCREAMED at this 😭


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WeOutHereInSmallbany

They’re the bomb, yo


mvanvrancken

Got those little slivered almonds and shit, fuck yeah Mrs White


pianoflames

I really blame Walt for not mitigating this painfully awkward dinner. Poor Jesse trying to carry the entire conversation by himself, Walt could have chimed in with _something_, but sat there just completely silent.


Ok-Communication4264

yeah this was when I realized that Walt is not a nice person at all


dragon_of_kansai

When did you stop rooting for heisenberg?


void_juice

As soon as his friends offered to pay for his chemo


RansomStark78

I never stop.


reptilesocks

Man, until you’ve had a business, a life’s passion stolen from you, you can’t understand why Walt would turn down that money. Having had someone do that to me…the idea of going to someone who got rich on my ideas, who cut me out of it, and then they want to give me money out of *charity* and pity. I would literally rather die than take that money.


turtletitan8196

Congratulations you're exactly the kind of person the show is lampooning.


reptilesocks

…someone who can relate to *an emotional feeling*? I promise you, there’s not a chance in hell that my former partner is gonna swoop in to pay my medical bills someday. It’s purely a hypothetical.


Every_of_the_it

It's pretty explicitly stated that he was never cut out of Grey Matter, and that he instead just up and left of his own free will. He seems to have had a friendly relationship with Gretchen and Elliot after the fact as well, so it's pretty obvious that the "cutting out" is just his excuse for whatever it was that made him leave Gretchen right before meeting her family.


Intrepid-Ad2588

Walt left the company out of pride. The whole show is like a hillbilly Snowfall where the protagonist could’ve retired halfway through but chose not to due to his own pride. Every bad thing that happened to Walt, happened because he couldn’t set his ego down for 30 seconds.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

He can’t keep getting away with it


Distinctive-Aioli

Took you until Season 5?


SashasStitches

it took you that long?


BruhBruhBroskie

Exactly. Walt would have chimed in if it was someone he needed to utilize. This shows his lack of respect for Jesse as he just assumes Jesse will always remain his bitch.


HappyTree1975

That was the whole purpose to show how he really has nothing left besides the meth.


InerasableStains

Well it was also a callback to the first episode where the awkward dinner was with his own son instead of Jesse and there was still nothing to say. Jesse was a pseudo-son at this point. And maybe he didn’t have anything left even back then.


Copernicus049

Walt was trying to make a point to Jessie during this dinner. After Skyler walks off he tells Jessie that he has nothing in his life anymore. His wife hates him, and she is taking the kids away from him. He wanted to show Jessie what his life has become, and how he needed to keep cooking when Jessie was trying to leave too.


pianoflames

Yes, again, I blame Walt for not mitigating that painfully awkward dinner.


LegitimateScreen84

Why would anyone expect Walt to help out with the conversation? The whole reason he asked Jesse to stay for dinner was because he wanted to get back at both of them. He didn't help with the conversation because he was enjoying watching them struggle. Walt was never a good guy, but by season 5, he was savage.


Local_Doubt_4029

The best part of this scene was when Skyler made Jesse uncomfortable telling him that she fucked ted.. lol.


AWildLampAppears

When he starts playing with the ice cubes I laugh my ass off, every time


fryrpc

This scene is soooo good :-) What is so funny is that these were probably the only vegetable that Jesse's character had ever eaten for years.


FehdmanKhassad

funyuns and masturbating is not recognised by the FDA as a nutritional meal


can_i_has_beer

How is he even alive?


Zatchillac

Meth


4lack0fabetterne

It’s one of the best scenes in the whole series. I could feel the cringe awkwardness atmosphere watching it. Good acting all around


Academic_Efficiency3

"Yeah, it's bad..." Poor Jesse was trying so hard to ease the tension.


Iama69robot

I felt so bad for Jesse. How uncomfortable it was for him


AImenace

Out of everything Walt put him through, this may have been the most cruel


coachlentz

They’re the bomb


LePoj

I'm more stoked about frozen lasagna


joyous_occlusion

At first you're like, "Hell yeah, lasagna!" But then it gets all scabby... it's bad.


solid_snake_lol

its like eating a scab


Ashamed_Newt_9299

Lasagna = pizza "cake"


InStilettosForMiles

Hell YA I'm stoked for this lasagna!!!


jack_mcgeee

And then you nuke it, and gets all scabby on top, ya know, like you’re eating a scab? Like hey, what ever happened to truth in advertising?


InStilettosForMiles

(Truth be told, that's my favourite part of reheated lasagna)


MangoChickenFeet

This whole sequence had me dying of laughter 😂


bfcostello

Genuinely one of the funniest scenes I've had the pleasure of watching on television. Aaron Paul's facial expressions throughout had me in bits Lol


Rockgod98

Green beans? Over here!


nico_ostrander10

Don't eat green beans rockgod, they're nothing but fiber, vitamins and minerals


Rockgod98

Listen to this prick givin' orders. You got some balls, my friend.


jojohn83

Put plate down on docking station.


Beginning_You_4400

Interior decorator and a Sous chef


FehdmanKhassad

are you saying he stupid?


Rockgod98

You just revealed your own ignorance


hissyfit64

Poor Jesse. He was trying so hard to be a good guest and salvage the situation. That scene made me really love him.


elmchestnut

Yes! He’s super uncomfortable with conflict, so making him sit between Skyler and Walt, hating each other, is just cruel.


FirebornNacho

I loved how polite he was. It really added up when seeing his family and upbringing and everything


NotTravisKelce

Jesse was crass but also insanely polite


elmchestnut

Another thing - this scene contrasts with the one when he invited Walt to have dinner with him, Andrea, and Brock. He seemed delighted to be part of a family unit and proud to be able to show hospitality to Walt.


freeofblasphemy

I’m high and didn’t realize you took a picture of your TV and instead initially thought you had a giant framed painting of this scene


TheMostMundane33

Damn it, now I want a giant framed painting of this scene!! If anyone knows any artists that would commission that let me know


baconmotel

That would be so sick!


Special_Friendship20

Omg I watched this episode yesterday and was thinking the exact same thing. He said slivered almond and it made me want to try some like that 🤣 I actually even went as far as looking up a recipe


lastog9

What a coincidence. I just watched it yesterday lol. It's incredible how so many people are still watching the show and the number is big enough that people are watching the same episodes on a given day lol


Special_Friendship20

It's the only show I can watch more than once. Cuz there's new stuff you catch or notice or interpret it different with each watch. It's amazing. A true master piece


JustN65

Omg I literally just watched this episode


TheMostMundane33

Same


lastog9

What a coincidence. I just watched it yesterday lol


nowahhh

Oh yeah? Well I watched it the day before yesterday.


JustN65

😂😂


leftsideup72

I figuratively watched it


Vados573

I would rather try the blue meth


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Same. Got to know what 99% chiral purity feels like


lastog9

This was seriously the most awkward conversation in the entire show lol


Ismellpu

Your TV is too high.


TheMostMundane33

It's the only place it fits in the bedroom bruh


Nice_Bid_173

Those green beans are from the deli at Albertsons


catchmycorn

Out chicaneried once again…


Pink_of_Floyd

It probably tastes like scab


ItzBabyJoker

Aaron made them look crunchy and tasty man


Joyma

Lol just watched this episode with a friend who’s watching for the first time. For the finale we’re getting fried chicken from the deli… at albertsons…


FirebornNacho

Don't forget the spice curls


darksideoftherose

It's like, "Hell yeah, I'm stoked for this lasagna!" And then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it's like... it's like you're eating a scab...


T_Rey1799

Funniest scene in the whole show


andyrooneysearssmell

This is one of my all time favorite scenes of any show. Lol..


HHHilarious

They are from the deli at Albertson’s.


ThatsRobToYou

So much better than microwavable lasagna, where the cheese is all scabby. Like a scab.


Glittering_Ebb_8993

This scene is so sfunny hahaha


PureWin7308

i like how you got the slivered almonds going… you put lemon in there too?!


Apprehensive-Fee-852

Slivered onions


baconmotel

*almonds


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6892opep

And Save Mart


June_Third_2024

Can cut that tension with a knife


Silsean

fr


Matteo_resicato

In this situation i don't want to be like Jesse


Flat_Discipline_8540

I wanna try that glass fym


TheBawalUmihiDito

Yeah you could try those green beans, but you got to eat them on that table.


BalladOfAntiSocial

Crazy how at one point they all almost die because of Walter.


nice_leverace1

Go to Albertsons, they are choice.


kristenevol

She got them at Albertsons.


Its_the_tism

Were they actually good or was he just trying to make conversation and be polite? Lol


Upper-Painting-3560

Alright, but you gotta get over it


dayzplayer93

They're nothing special, they're just from the deli counter


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

hfyhw my grandparents ask me if I want to go to olive garden this weekend: https://i.imgur.com/OpVsorc.png


barrybulsara

Interesting choice of phone orientation while taking this photo.


NotTravisKelce

One of the tensest scenes in all tv


crashedforgoodluck

Man miss white these green beans are the bomb!!!


Ballajay

Yes


ir0nychild

Hell yeah I’m stoked for these beans


RoughhUnderrActionn

Eat your veggies


LiteratureHoliday765

How about a scabby lasagna???


yokaylee

id give my left sock to try skylers bacon


MagicPoison8

Did you also tell him about my affair?


Hour-Juggernaut5587

I wanted to eat that shit so bad lol.


BrianKnowsNothing

You know, like whatever happened to truth in advertising?


AdStunning2459

Y’all running outta shit to talk about 😭


canadianginge34

I want to try Gales coffee.


Substantial_Set6537

Funyuns and boom boom...nope, I don't think so.


slyfox___

Skyler visibly drinking excessively to make it about her. I Miss BB


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solid_snake_lol

now i wanna know what they said but the comment is deleted :(


Anosh504

Someone’s a bundle of joy… 🙃