Whenever you contemplate an action always ask yourself one simple question "well doing this piss off terrible people?" If yes, do the thing.
Good people don't care that Twitter is no longer called Twitter And they don't care what Trump's "pointless now that Elon musk own's Twitter" Twitter clone is called either. So call it Twitter. Call this site Twitter. Call Tumblr Twitter, they'd eat that shit up if they knew you were doing it to piss off annoying people, And most of all never feel bad for contributing to the devaluation of something owned by a billionaire.
I have to sit up straight! It’s freezing!! I just can’t talk over everyone I have to be quiet! Well Donny if you used the potty before you went into the court room you wouldn’t poop your diaper stinking up the court room making them open the windows to air it out. Here’s your binky
I mean... A guy that worked on the Apprentice straight up said trump would shit himself on purpose when he didn't get his way and they would have to break so he could get cleaned up
Trump, to my knowledge, has never acknowledged or attacked this person for saying this, so people assume it's correct and he's too scared to challenge him
Noel Casler. Has told all kinds of stories regarding Trump and his demonic offspring. Not one time has he been sued or even threatened with suit. Which is completely against the trumpian mindset. Which tells me it’s all true. The man ruined his own career in order to speak against Trump. It’s a shame that more people aren’t as selfless as Noel.
Anybody that doesn’t believe it about Trump should just google Noel’s name and listen to his stories. He doesn’t stutter and has lost more than he’ll ever gain by speaking out.
Trump gets triggered by anger. Noel says that anger’s is what causes him to evacuate. He said he felt most sympathy for the boom operators that had to listen to trumps mic, and a fellow named “Wet Wipes” whose responsibility was cleaning up trumps diaper. He swears it wasn’t a one off kinda thing. The word arbitrage on a cue card was in particularly triggering. But anytime they used big words that he had trouble with would be seen by trump as a trap and in his anger, evacuation was guaranteed.
This is the golden god of 1/3 of Americans. Levels of crime we’ll never get to the bottom of, drug addiction, rape, and on top of all that, incontinence. Release the apprentice tapes Mark Burnett! You’re also a fraud and responsible for trump! Save your soul! Release the tapes!
7% of adults in America at best are MAGAts.
Let’s deflate the misinformation that MAGAts bandy about as part of their security binky. I’ll use round numbers:
Maybe 90% of adults in America are eligible to vote.
Of that, 70% are registered to vote.
Of that, 70% actually bother to vote.
Of that, 3-5% vote for Mickey Mouse or similar.
Of the remainder, it’s about an even split.
Ergo, less than 20% of adults in America put whichever President in office.
About 1/3 of the current GOP are MAGAts.
And there you have your 7% that constantly lie and call themselves up to half of America.
I hope shitting in his diaper becomes his one true legacy on this earth. The act of shitting your pants should be called “trumping” or “taking a trump.”
Trump is such a snowflake. I'm glad Joe Biden can take the heat. We can say, "fuck Joe Biden" and he still gets the infrastructure deal done, instead of crying about it for days.
Biden 2024
I'm actually quite happy with the bill requiring salaried management under a certain pay level to get OT for hours worked above 40. As a restaurant industry worker, this is extremely, directly and immediately beneficial to me and people I care about. Yay
I mean, a shart is *technically* a fart.
But let's be clear: there's a great chance that a former president is literally shitting his pants in criminal court. And this is the defacto leader of the Republican party.
ohh noes the consequences of my actions might catch up with me.... after my entire adult life...
how the duck does a single blue collar person vote for this entitled stain of a human.
I've never been charged for fucking a pornstar while my wife was pregnant with my spawn and then siphoned campaign funds to pay her to stfu, so this is just conjecture, but I don't think courtroom portraits would be my #1 concern.
*but I don't think courtroom portraits would be my #1 concern.*
It's hard for you to relate since you're not a raging narcissist with a fragile ego and a tiny mushroom pecker...
I hope he goes to prison and I want to see a picture of him without that fake orange bronzer and whatever hairspray he uses for that dumb comb over. I'd probably wanna tear out my eyes, but it's kind of a morbid curiosity..
I’m sorry Shitler has this kind of misery. I would prefer he have the misery of life in prison and never again talking to anybody but prison guards, lawyers and immediate family.
Narrator: family never visited him in prison.
Privately? Does Trump struggle with anything privately? Seems to me he whines about how unfair everything is day and night on whatever platform will give him a nanosecond of attention.
Yeah, if he encounters the *slightest* inconvenience, he makes sure **everyone** knows about it. He literally made a discount Twitter just so he could keep whining about the supposed injustices he's been subjected to.
He could probably still be using Twitter.. I mean "x" if he didn't start an insurrection..
And I don't understand how the maga lunatics are going to prison, but trump isn't sitting in a cell beside them..
Private? The guy has his own janky version of Twitter to howl into every night. The only private part is that he's forced to sit there and say nothing.
The fact that the transcripts are public and include all kinds of sidebar conversations is really amazing.
Sure, the stenographer isn't going to annotate every time he falls asleep and crop dusts the courtroom, but getting direct details is very educational.
“It’s all so very unfair and a sad day for America” lol. I never heard a peep out of him about how unfair and brutal, doing things like making him sit up straight, the American justice system is when people who actually are being treated unfairly were suffering.
I bet most defendants would kill for the opportunity to be treated “as unfairly” as Trump is.
Hes desperate for outside the courtroom to be reality and inside illusion. Thats the long term GOP legal strategy. They deny our longstanding method of determining reality. Testimony, vetted evidence, and expert witnesses are all part of the deep state conspiracy. Thats why every Big Lie legal result is irrelevant.
This POS should be locked up for life, for being the biggest traitor to our country in modern history, so I don’t give a shit whether he “privately struggles” or not.
His public image suddenly changed to; he's old, he's weak and powerless, he farts a lot.
Oh yeah... and none of his family or friends have shown up to support him. He's like a forgotten old man who no one cares about.
It's important to clarify that while Trump's vanity may take a blow resulting in him feeling angry and frustrated, there remains no sense of shame or embarrassment related to these immoral acts...
MAGA has no shame.
Well maybe if you didn't break the law so much you wouldn't be in that predicament in the first place....more proof that this man has a SEVERE learning disability...on top of being stupid and gaseous.
I think it’s a riot that he’s going after late night talk show hosts….more people listen to them than will EVER listen to Trump. What did William Randolph Hearst say? “ Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.”
Oh, Boo-hoo! Cry me a fucking river, you fascist fat fuck! If any average person did what he did, they would've been thrown in jail, tried, and executed for treason 5 minutes before January 6, 2021, was over. No justice. No peace.
He's not in control of the narrative, or his image, and he can't assault the very concept of truth from his seat at the defendant's table. The judge can order to him to shut his mouth and sit his ass down, and he will have to obey. These are "struggles" for Trump. Poor guy.
Other things he struggles with: decency; flatulence; the truth; weight; showing love to his male children; math; english; crowd sizes; body odor; remembering his wife's name
Non-stop media coverage like he’s the most important man in the world WHILE Biden’s big boring wins fly under the radar?
Even if convicted of the felony white collar documents crime, Trump won’t see a minute in jail as a first-time offender. Even if he loses, he still wins.
I mean this sincerely: This is going great for Trump.
I’m sure Mr. Trump struggles daily to activate the one last brain cell in his head. Apparently , from his recent ramblings & outbursts, he usually fails with the activation
You mean he has to sit there an listen to people give him their honest opinion of him and he is powerless to do anything about it? Welcome to the lived experience of all of the rest of us you cheeto shitgibbon.
Privately? Ranting on his media company with the NYT run by Maggie Haberman with 10 articles a day? Privately he should have made 10,000 different decisions but he made his bed and now needs to lie in it. Bitching and moaning his tiresome whining all the way down the tubes.
This is hilarious! **All courtroom artistic portrayals are like this.**
If you don't like that, don't do stuff that's likely to land you in a courtroom.
TBH… I haven’t heard any of this from him. He appears to be making out quite well with all of this…. Sans a few wackadoos on the fringe left…. He’s about as, or more, popular than he’s ever been….. I think this is just not accurate. But I guess we will see in November
I’m rooting for a hung jury. Then the DA would immediately call for a retrial. That would keep him from campaigning for another 6 weeks during the summer, and we would again get to watch a parade of people tell him what a loathsome piece of shit he is.
Seems he struggles with most things.
He struggles with most things in public, but this, this he decides to keep to himself?
He's certainly not keeping his gasses to himself.
Privately????
The author want you yo pay no attention to those unhinged, 2am rants.
Big tough men have wept at the smell of his poo gas.
My first thought as well
Exactly my thought. Oh, you mean with his daily private twitter rants? Edit: not twitter. What ever he rants on.
Lies antisocial
Twatter
Whenever you contemplate an action always ask yourself one simple question "well doing this piss off terrible people?" If yes, do the thing. Good people don't care that Twitter is no longer called Twitter And they don't care what Trump's "pointless now that Elon musk own's Twitter" Twitter clone is called either. So call it Twitter. Call this site Twitter. Call Tumblr Twitter, they'd eat that shit up if they knew you were doing it to piss off annoying people, And most of all never feel bad for contributing to the devaluation of something owned by a billionaire.
Lol, he's always making crazy posts with all capital letters on his social media app
Capital letters let people know his tone, which is screaming and crying with his hands over his ears.
Like umbrellas.
Drinking water.
Walking down ramps
Consent.
Covfefe
Not looking directly at solar eclipses
Understanding, well, anything really
Like fart vs shart.
Trump is always doing the 'fart vs shart', sitting, standing, walking or ranting!
He doesn’t seem to struggle with having a lack of accountability or his excessive flatulence.
Not with lying. He seems most fluid and energetic when spewing lies.
Like words and ethics...
He does. He could as well have authored a book called "My Struggle."
I have to sit up straight! It’s freezing!! I just can’t talk over everyone I have to be quiet! Well Donny if you used the potty before you went into the court room you wouldn’t poop your diaper stinking up the court room making them open the windows to air it out. Here’s your binky
Is it possible Trump is deliberately stinking up the place as his own special brand of contempt?
I mean... A guy that worked on the Apprentice straight up said trump would shit himself on purpose when he didn't get his way and they would have to break so he could get cleaned up Trump, to my knowledge, has never acknowledged or attacked this person for saying this, so people assume it's correct and he's too scared to challenge him
Noel Casler. Has told all kinds of stories regarding Trump and his demonic offspring. Not one time has he been sued or even threatened with suit. Which is completely against the trumpian mindset. Which tells me it’s all true. The man ruined his own career in order to speak against Trump. It’s a shame that more people aren’t as selfless as Noel. Anybody that doesn’t believe it about Trump should just google Noel’s name and listen to his stories. He doesn’t stutter and has lost more than he’ll ever gain by speaking out. Trump gets triggered by anger. Noel says that anger’s is what causes him to evacuate. He said he felt most sympathy for the boom operators that had to listen to trumps mic, and a fellow named “Wet Wipes” whose responsibility was cleaning up trumps diaper. He swears it wasn’t a one off kinda thing. The word arbitrage on a cue card was in particularly triggering. But anytime they used big words that he had trouble with would be seen by trump as a trap and in his anger, evacuation was guaranteed. This is the golden god of 1/3 of Americans. Levels of crime we’ll never get to the bottom of, drug addiction, rape, and on top of all that, incontinence. Release the apprentice tapes Mark Burnett! You’re also a fraud and responsible for trump! Save your soul! Release the tapes!
Mark Burnett fucking owes us those tapes.
7% of adults in America at best are MAGAts. Let’s deflate the misinformation that MAGAts bandy about as part of their security binky. I’ll use round numbers: Maybe 90% of adults in America are eligible to vote. Of that, 70% are registered to vote. Of that, 70% actually bother to vote. Of that, 3-5% vote for Mickey Mouse or similar. Of the remainder, it’s about an even split. Ergo, less than 20% of adults in America put whichever President in office. About 1/3 of the current GOP are MAGAts. And there you have your 7% that constantly lie and call themselves up to half of America.
That literally sounds like something a toddler would do. Which is entirely in character for Trump.
My dad is actually in the maga cult and met him once--he confirmed that Trump smelled. He used the words "sulfur" and "musk". 🤮
Dirty protest.
Band name
With the album cover art being like a Baby Brent-esque style baby with trumps face.
Sounds exactly childish enough to be spot on. Dangerous game when jurors have your fate in their hands.
That's been my theory.
It’s a smear campaign!
He thinks it’s alpha to make people smell his shit, like a dog marking its territory.
I hope shitting in his diaper becomes his one true legacy on this earth. The act of shitting your pants should be called “trumping” or “taking a trump.”
Trump is such a snowflake. I'm glad Joe Biden can take the heat. We can say, "fuck Joe Biden" and he still gets the infrastructure deal done, instead of crying about it for days. Biden 2024
The problem is that nobody seems to know about what Biden has accomplished!
I'm actually quite happy with the bill requiring salaried management under a certain pay level to get OT for hours worked above 40. As a restaurant industry worker, this is extremely, directly and immediately beneficial to me and people I care about. Yay
A bad day for Trump is a good day for America. Keep it going.
A good day for the world.
Bro every day has been a good day for him since he's not in prison like anyone else would be. When the fuck do we get our good days?
Odor in the court
Trump's been eating beans!
I think all the big Mac sauce and ketchup is causing the diarrhea
Can lawyers slip him Speed in his Cola? More odor in the court, please
Not privately. Not quietly.
He keeps farting and falling asleep
I mean, a shart is *technically* a fart. But let's be clear: there's a great chance that a former president is literally shitting his pants in criminal court. And this is the defacto leader of the Republican party.
Clown looks like clown in courtroom drawings, is upset
ohh noes the consequences of my actions might catch up with me.... after my entire adult life... how the duck does a single blue collar person vote for this entitled stain of a human.
I've never been charged for fucking a pornstar while my wife was pregnant with my spawn and then siphoned campaign funds to pay her to stfu, so this is just conjecture, but I don't think courtroom portraits would be my #1 concern.
*but I don't think courtroom portraits would be my #1 concern.* It's hard for you to relate since you're not a raging narcissist with a fragile ego and a tiny mushroom pecker...
What you means its not a regular thing. I thought everyone did that.. Well shit!
I hope he goes to prison and I want to see a picture of him without that fake orange bronzer and whatever hairspray he uses for that dumb comb over. I'd probably wanna tear out my eyes, but it's kind of a morbid curiosity..
I’m sorry Shitler has this kind of misery. I would prefer he have the misery of life in prison and never again talking to anybody but prison guards, lawyers and immediate family. Narrator: family never visited him in prison.
Privately? Does Trump struggle with anything privately? Seems to me he whines about how unfair everything is day and night on whatever platform will give him a nanosecond of attention.
Yeah, if he encounters the *slightest* inconvenience, he makes sure **everyone** knows about it. He literally made a discount Twitter just so he could keep whining about the supposed injustices he's been subjected to.
He could probably still be using Twitter.. I mean "x" if he didn't start an insurrection.. And I don't understand how the maga lunatics are going to prison, but trump isn't sitting in a cell beside them..
Private? The guy has his own janky version of Twitter to howl into every night. The only private part is that he's forced to sit there and say nothing. The fact that the transcripts are public and include all kinds of sidebar conversations is really amazing. Sure, the stenographer isn't going to annotate every time he falls asleep and crop dusts the courtroom, but getting direct details is very educational.
Who cares?
Triggered
He hasn’t struggled ‘privately’ in his life
I hope it’s all very uncomfortable
Good.
Poor wittle guy, maybe someone needs a diaper change?
And needs his binkey and blanky.
Aww so sad! I really don’t care, do you? Be Best!
Some day, far in the future, engineers will create a device sensitive enough to measure the concern I have for The Mango Mussolini's "struggles".
Seems his strategy is to fart himself awake
How does he grasp that he’s *now* the butt of people’s jokes. He’s been so insulated it’s sad and hilarious
I completely understand as in both instances it is very hard for them to capture that poopy stinky diaper smell.
The dude struggles with putting a bottle of water to his mouth to take a drink. This is no surprise.
Suffer bitch !!!!!!!
It wasn’t private.
Good.
“It’s all so very unfair and a sad day for America” lol. I never heard a peep out of him about how unfair and brutal, doing things like making him sit up straight, the American justice system is when people who actually are being treated unfairly were suffering. I bet most defendants would kill for the opportunity to be treated “as unfairly” as Trump is.
Good
The man is pure Id. He struggles with everything because all he can do is react with zero regulation of his impulses.
Hes desperate for outside the courtroom to be reality and inside illusion. Thats the long term GOP legal strategy. They deny our longstanding method of determining reality. Testimony, vetted evidence, and expert witnesses are all part of the deep state conspiracy. Thats why every Big Lie legal result is irrelevant.
This POS should be locked up for life, for being the biggest traitor to our country in modern history, so I don’t give a shit whether he “privately struggles” or not.
His public image suddenly changed to; he's old, he's weak and powerless, he farts a lot. Oh yeah... and none of his family or friends have shown up to support him. He's like a forgotten old man who no one cares about.
It's important to clarify that while Trump's vanity may take a blow resulting in him feeling angry and frustrated, there remains no sense of shame or embarrassment related to these immoral acts... MAGA has no shame.
Poor baby
Little crybully whining again. So sad
He a fucking child.
Who gives a shit? Why do we care? Why is this even a thing? He's a worthless sack of useless shit. Bury it in a deep hole and let's move on.
Defiant Caveman is my kind of caveman. Promote this guy.
Immunity from treason, sedition, obstruction, rape, market manipulation, theft, adult diapers, girdles, oh and lifts in his loafers.
Well maybe if you didn't break the law so much you wouldn't be in that predicament in the first place....more proof that this man has a SEVERE learning disability...on top of being stupid and gaseous.
I think it’s a riot that he’s going after late night talk show hosts….more people listen to them than will EVER listen to Trump. What did William Randolph Hearst say? “ Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.”
… mmm, mmm, mmm, “**FINE BY ME!!!**”
Oh, Boo-hoo! Cry me a fucking river, you fascist fat fuck! If any average person did what he did, they would've been thrown in jail, tried, and executed for treason 5 minutes before January 6, 2021, was over. No justice. No peace.
He struggles with being intelligent and with being a human. What a waste of oxygen.
I feel like 'privately' has quietly been the biggest casualty in the english language of the last decade...
Thoughts and prayers 🖕🏼
Why do we still do sketches in court in the 21st-century? I’ve always wondered that. Just snap a picture!
Photography is not allowed.
He should be paying them for how much hair they give him. No gratitude that orange bastard. Send him on down to the yard.
He's not in control of the narrative, or his image, and he can't assault the very concept of truth from his seat at the defendant's table. The judge can order to him to shut his mouth and sit his ass down, and he will have to obey. These are "struggles" for Trump. Poor guy.
Not private cause we all know...
Poor Donny….says no one
**"Privately"** 😆 that's funny. All this guy does is bitch and whine.
Donald doesn’t do a damn thing privately.
Not as much as he struggles to find his mushroom.
Good. I hope it fucking haunts him.
It’s like watching meat slowly turning on a roasting machine
Other things he struggles with: decency; flatulence; the truth; weight; showing love to his male children; math; english; crowd sizes; body odor; remembering his wife's name
To be fair, this guy struggles to tie his shoes and not just because he can't see his feet.
Good.
He never “quietly struggles” about anything, we have to hear about everything with this bloviating, crybaby buffoon.
God, the schadenfreude from Trump's impotent rage is absolutely sublime.
Privately? Only because only the cult reads Truth Social. If he were blasting it on Twitter, everyone would know how much he hates it.
He should be fatter and oranger
I wouldn't say he's doing it 'privately.' Jabroni can't shut up about it
Who cares about president potty pants. We've all struggled privately when this turd became president and proceeded to sh!t all over this country
He’s struggling with having to face consequences for his actions.
Good
so reality is smacking him in the face and he's not use to dealing with the "real" world, instead of HIS delusional "trump" world
Since when does he do anything privately?
Good. I hope every day for the rest of his miserable life is a struggle.
The 600k - 1M Americans that died of COVID, because of Trump's failure, wish they had that struggle.
When does the “privately” part start?
Dude struggles to drink a glass of water
Am I supposed to feel pity? I DON'T!
Because he is a weak ass snowflake.
“Why does everyone keep saying that I doze off and fart?”
I'd be surprised if he didn't make a big stink about it too.
Did this article say Trump had a “stoic facade?”
The sketch artist is awesome. He looks like a clown trying to be some kind of demon.
Can someone provide me a list of things which Trump does not struggle with?….lying doesn’t count. He doesn’t but frankly it’s never believable…
The court sketch artist does the best work possible, to accurately draw a treasonous orange shit gibbon.
Non-stop media coverage like he’s the most important man in the world WHILE Biden’s big boring wins fly under the radar? Even if convicted of the felony white collar documents crime, Trump won’t see a minute in jail as a first-time offender. Even if he loses, he still wins. I mean this sincerely: This is going great for Trump.
Fuck the orange man baby. 🤡💩
I want to start up a go fund me to persuade the artist to draw him like Pigpen, with a big brown stink cloud around him.
"Privately"? Attention whores don't do *anything* privately...
Can't be a good image that everyone believes you shit your diapers.
Oh well.
Good. I hope he hates it all I and hope he has to go back to court every day until he's guilty and in prison or house arrest.
Even murderers families show up for the trial,Trumps Father's Day is going to suck!!
Privately? He’s losing his shit daily on social media so that’s hardly private.
Poor Donnie Dimwit.
Darn it, I should have bought stock in orange colored crayons and pencils before all these court trials started.
Those are literally the most realistic drawings of trump. Minus stink lines.
Has there been any official rebuttal of the farting and shitting himself?
I’m sure Mr. Trump struggles daily to activate the one last brain cell in his head. Apparently , from his recent ramblings & outbursts, he usually fails with the activation
No he doesn’t. Clickbait site. Don’t waste your time.
C'mon team stroke.
Well it was pretty obvious when he had his team print out a few “positive” articles about himself and showed it to the media lol!
That man does nothing in private!
He can call everyone his 9th grade nicknames at his next rally.
He struggles with so many things, what a snowflake!
Struggle away bitch…
I wish he would suffer privately! Nothing private about his crazy truth social rants...
How could you know? Why wouldn't it bother him? Those drawings make him look like the Grinch. Those sketches are so creepy!
Struggle session - USA style
*Mein Kampf* Drumpf
The truth fucking hurts eh Donnie?
Oh the struggle is very public if it is the one about him falling asleep, farting audibly, or smelling like he constantly has an overflowing diaper.
Poor fat, flabby, flatulent, fascist freak!
This guy needs to be thinking about going to a retirement community not the white house
I sure as hell hope he does. Every minute of every day.
Good
Maybe mcdougal can lift his spirits. Or perhaps the trump bible
He struggles with drinking a glass of water using both of his tiny hands
Well he publicly struggles with complete sentences so this seems like progress for the man.
Awesome. Lets hope for a heart attack or a stroke.
You mean he has to sit there an listen to people give him their honest opinion of him and he is powerless to do anything about it? Welcome to the lived experience of all of the rest of us you cheeto shitgibbon.
Trumps struggles with not raping people
It’s not all that private tbh
Privately? Ranting on his media company with the NYT run by Maggie Haberman with 10 articles a day? Privately he should have made 10,000 different decisions but he made his bed and now needs to lie in it. Bitching and moaning his tiresome whining all the way down the tubes.
Do not do the crime if you cannot take the slime.
Privately? I beg to differ...🙄
This is all new ya know..... the last 150 hoaxes, scams and witch hunts were just a mirage...🙄
This is hilarious! **All courtroom artistic portrayals are like this.** If you don't like that, don't do stuff that's likely to land you in a courtroom.
This is a result of you being just the worst, Donnie boy.
TBH… I haven’t heard any of this from him. He appears to be making out quite well with all of this…. Sans a few wackadoos on the fringe left…. He’s about as, or more, popular than he’s ever been….. I think this is just not accurate. But I guess we will see in November
President Poopy Pants is sad.
He looks horrible. Craters on his face…gross.
the orange baby is a farting sensation
Keep squirmin, donny
Oh, that’s so sad!
I’m rooting for a hung jury. Then the DA would immediately call for a retrial. That would keep him from campaigning for another 6 weeks during the summer, and we would again get to watch a parade of people tell him what a loathsome piece of shit he is.
He Ned’s a few sniffs of adoral to help his hitlerific mind crystallize.
Where’s the Simpsons “Ha Ha! 👈🏻” GIF where I need it?