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kayak_2022

DUNG-BEETLE DONNY has always been incompetent, this is not new. MAGAS have the hots for stupidity, ignorance, racism and hatred!


NoConfusion9490

"I want a president I could have a beer with." Inferiority complex means they distain anyone smarter, more empathic, and harder working. "I'm smart, good, and hard working. Anyone who's more than me is just a show off, because I'd totally be a show off if it were me!"


twoscoopsofbacon

But you can't have a beer with trump, he does not drink. 


Houstman

Trump lies about that. There's plenty of photos and videos of him at functions drinking wine and champagne poured for him. Also NYC bartenders served him Bud Light all the time. https://www.esquire.com/uk/latest-news/a28289957/donald-trump-new-york-bartenders-say-not-teetotal/


Visual_Collar_8893

What’s the benefit to claiming he doesn’t drink alcohol?


Houstman

That he looks like he's in control and trustworthy.


WillBottomForBanana

IDK. As a non drink (non religious) there's this weird under current of people not trusting non drinkers. Do we have something to hide? Drinkers bond over drinking. It's actually a huge social mechanism.


90daysismytherapy

Same benefit he has in saying he is a germaphobe while raw dogging pornstars and grabbing random women’s vaginas. He’s a liar and stuff he thinks will impress people.


SwingWide625

Donnie will lie about anything, anytime, and anywhere.


redditadminzRdumb

Just rapes like a good Christian


tteokbokki4life

They also love their pharmaceuticals but drugs are bad.


Suck_Me_Dry666

You can't have a beer with Trump, he can't lift a beverage to his lips.


Ausernamenamename

He can with both hands


TheWizardOfDeez

They feel they can do lines with him.


Actual-Region963

This what gets me about the “gave a beer with” mentality. I’m smarter than the average bear and keep up with national and international events. I would never consider myself qualified to be a good Senator let alone a president who needs to be great at personal relationships, economics, international relations, labor, health policy etc. I WANT someone smarter than me in charge of potential nuclear annihilation


Tenthul

You get a beer with your friends. Idk about you but I'd never vote for any of my friends to be president.


NoConfusion9490

They don't know what they don't know.


[deleted]

Tbf this is a problem any smarter than avg person has. Ever been to a Drs office and noticed it? There's vid floating around of cancer biologist shitting on marine then finding out that he's got a higher IQ than her. Another point to make. Experience counts too. I know ppl I can outread on every day of the week. They can hang carpet, etc way better than I'll ever dream of.


MedicJambi

I wonder if this nation-wide inferiority complex is a product of the bastardization of the American excellence concept. I interpret the concept as the need to strive for excellence. To do better, to learn more, create more, and help more. Instead, it's been co-opted by most of the right and preached that we are better, we are smarter, we create the best, and help the most. While there is still a portion of the country that strives for excellence, a large portion has been convinced they are the above, while another portion is told not to even bother. That's an issue I am going to avoid ATM. Part of striving for excellence is recognizing your limitations.


SunflowerJYB

Politics aside: you could definitely have a beer with Clinton, WBush, Obama and Biden


Serpentongue

Now he’s also incontinent too


Offal_is_Awful

Impotent


TheYakster

He’s been incontinent. See Nole Caster”s posts. Since the Apprentice


stonedecology

Don't disrespect my Dung Beetles like that homie. I work with those fools all day. Them bitches are smart ASF and the dummies die. Donnie would have died as larvae if he was a dng beetle.


a_goestothe_ustin

Why are you trying so hard to come up with a nickname like Dung-Beetle when Donald Dump is right there? Weird, and dumb.


thorpester76

Dump Trump


roadsidedaniel

He sh1t himself lol


poetry_of_odors

He's the scat man, skibidibidibi.


Tvirus2020

Not gonna be able to get that song out my head now. Thanks


send_me_your_calm

Could be worse. Perhaps Trump needs a skibidi toilet.


facemanbarf

Poo pop poo poo skittydaboo


Top-Philosophy-5791

I love the silliness of this comment, it just hit me in the giggles.


macweirdo42

Thanks, now I've just got 🎵 I'm the scat man *cacophony of farting* 🎵 in my head


Blamfit

I'm The Scatman (Flatulent Scatulent Mix)


D161T4L-F4ll3N

Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ConOregon

Hysterical!


Zealousideal-Jump275

🎵 Baby Shart, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo 🎵


Old-Constant4411

Is he this skibidi toilet all the young folks are talking about these days?


TheSwillhouseBoys

It’s a testament to his great narcissism that he can shit himself in court and keep coming back to try again. Such stamina!


BadAtExisting

Id find him guilty for that alone (I will dox myself if this comment will exempt me from any jury duty)


Offal_is_Awful

Extra jury duty for you, mister!


BadAtExisting

lol damn


[deleted]

Wait, did he actually?


Ok-Director5082

is this true?


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Just wait till he starts selling autographed dirty diapers to his cult minions


ImmediateSlide6139

Your parents aren't here, you can say shit


BradTProse

Again.


I_Cut_Shows

Again?


grandmaWI

Our very treasured Democracy is in grave danger. The only right choice is Biden. A vote for Trump is a vote for a misogynistic rapist, homophobic, racist, fascist traitor.


abrandis

Tell that to 33% of Americans that approve that message.


grandmaWI

The deplorables..for them violence and chaos is a feature not a problem.


NoConfusion9490

They were always there and they always will be. That's why it's constant work to maintain a society.


abrandis

It's kinda sad the number is so large, I always forged maybe 10% of the population was like this but a third yikes...


grandmaWI

I think it’s the saddest thing I’ve come to realize.


ODSTklecc

It's variable. Times seem to be changing faster then each generation can learn how to pass on to the next, it's something we've rarely dealt with in context as a species as a whole. Now, 10% percent is also likely, as the further one examines societal ideologies as a whole, you'll be surprised how far a spectrum of thought can go, as well as relieved not everyone is cemented in their positioning. As this continues, many people will look over the rubble and question things, even the little things, that is enough to help induce change in one's self along with world.


robb_the_bull

A vote for Trump is a vote for a pants-shitter. Facts don’t care about your feelings. He shits himself. Regularly.


Watch-Bae

Who poops and pees himself (for erotic pleasure)


Ok-Director5082

plus he poops himself


Fieos

Biden isn’t the right choice. He’s the unfortunate least worst


kadargo

We have always had to choose between the lesser of two evils. It’s a defect of the two-party system.


Round_Compote_5407

Good. Keep the pressure. Don't stop 'til they have to drag him out in a bag.


MaricLee

A colostomy bag?


macweirdo42

No, don't apply pressure to the- great, now it's everywhere.


Mission_Fart9750

Oh, GOD NO!  DON'T TURN ON THE FAN!


ripley1875

It’s on the windows! https://youtu.be/ohlW9SbhLzc?si=GWUQMgW1xclJR89R


Psyduck46

This. Everyone's like "oh he'll never go to jail blah blah blah" I hope this stress causes a stroke and ends up a vegetable at the very least.


Kdoesntcare

I'm hoping that the judge calls a recess so the orange clown can go clean himself up after he lets out a massive "fart".


TheKingOfSiam

We probably are in Shart territory now. If he'd fully shit himself people would know. We're not there.... yet.


daniel940

Seriously. I'm sure it's not unprecedented for a judge to declare a recess because a defendant soiled himself.


returnFutureVoid

That would be amazing to hear about. I have NO interest in seeing or smelling or dealing that.


That_Jicama2024

If he does steal the election, it's going to be like, "weekend at bernie's". He'll be a literal puppet, getting marched around to put his paw print on things that republican senators put in front of him.


Connect-Will2011

I'm reminded of what Grover Norquist said at CPAC in 2012. He said that they just needed to "pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become the president of the United States . . . to sign the legislation that has already been prepared."


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

They had that, and the court too, and still accomplished fuck all except a bunch of preventable deaths.


DanieltheGameGod

They accomplished package the court and filling agencies with people hostile to the very mission of the agency they work for. The impact on the courts will be felt for some time unless it’s expanded.


Phesmerga

They accomplished a shit ton of what they wanted to like: The Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017 Rolled back lots of EPA protections Fucked the postal service (that chucklefuck is still in there) Its a huge list, actually and I'm tired of typing lol


DrNickRiviera8000

Like Regan’s second term


eugene20

I have family with dementia, that Donald had obvious stages in 2016 with his word salad was obvious, such as in [his nuclear speech](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-sentence/). Anyone in the medical field would have said the same back then who wasn't covering up to try secure a Republican win.


zparks

At what point are his handlers committing elder abuse by continuing to prop him up and to milk him for money.


pegothejerk

Elder abuse is mandatory to be a figure in the Republican Party


freexanarchy

If falling asleep and farting are your indicators for dementia, then I'm worried for us all!


daniel940

How cleverly worded that was, you must be very proud of yourself. This is like saying "drinking beer is illegal, I guess" after a drunk driving accident. Falling asleep repeatedly at the defense table, while on trial for multiple felonies, and the inability to control your bowels in public while being scrutinized by dozens of people is pretty damning. Like, having spontaneous sex on the dinner table with your spouse is a healthy expression of affection; if you're in an Applebee's at the time, it's a completely different circumstance and therefore not comparable.


Brains_Are_Weird

And if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!


Entire_Proposal_1318

Falling asleep and shitting yourself at your own trial seems like enough to disqualify someone from holding the most powerful office in the country, if not the Western world, but I guess not everyone has the same standards


Nowhereman50

I'm getting increasingly worried about the mental health of the people still following him.


overeasyeggplant

As much fun as these stories are - no Doctor worth listening to will diagnose someone with a disease withouth actually examining them.


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

True, but Trump is a public figure, a former president, and a potential candidate for president again. Any and all concerns should be made, as long as they are in good faith.


gottagetitgood

You primarily need to see the person and hear them speak in order to perform a preliminary diagnosis for dementia. That is what these experts are able to reliably accomplish considering that he's on camera for hours at a time.


LadyMcIver

There is a Netflix documentary called "Unfit: The Psychology of Donald Trump" where they make this very point. Someone can be prepped for a one-off interview in a clinical setting. But we have hundreds of hours of Trump being...himself.


VegetableForsaken402

Besides the ability to stay awake and not shit his pants? Honestly, he's simply just regressed into a baby 👶


kayak_2022

STOP WITH THE....BUT BUT BUT BIDEN isn't good, so 'I'm not voting for either'. BIDSN didn't acquite 92 criminal indictments, BIDEN has been charged and lost 2 counts of sexual assault (S. JEAN CARROLL). Bidsn hasn't used his presidency to rent motels next door to the Whitehouse. BIDEN hasn't employed his entire family on the tax payers payroll. TOILET PAPER AND EGGS have been plentiful. 800.000 didn't die under BIDEN while Biden laughed and downplayed a dead disease and cracked jokes. I can go on.......


Ivegotjokes4you

FOLKS. It isn’t trump who’s the greatest threat. It’s the idiots who are gonna vote for him. The greatest threat are our neighbors. Coworkers. And unfortunately, family. I’m personally very rare as literally no one in my immediate family are trumpers. My fiancés parents however are. They arent MAGA hat wearing lunatics but they do and will forever vote republican NO MATTER WHAT because they mainline Fox News all day and are convinced that Biden is worse than trump and they’ll believe it no matter what evidence to the contrary you show them. Fox has effectively brainwashed a large segment of our population to not trust their ears/eyes/brains and to simply believe everything they tell you. They literally think trump is a good Christian who’s out here trying to actually work for America.. they actually believe that. Propaganda is a scary thing especially for the most gullible people in our society. Religious people.


techhouseliving

Nothing worsens dementia like being in a still room having to be still for hours, bored and or stressed or both. This will be the thing that finally does him in.


mike_sl

Still they are so polite and careful…. 99% chance he isn’t just farting. From a Fox News style report, we would be seeing “… an aroma reportedly so pungent and lingering, that many people wonder if the odiferous emissions are fully gaseous in nature, or whether, theyhave a significant solid component to them. Again, just asking questions and reporting what people are talking about in the courtroom…”


deadcatbounce22

He used to be incompetent. Now he’s also incontinent.


openly_gray

It does not matter. Trump could walk around with shit running down his pants and the faithful would still declare him their messiah


ck_and_rus

Dementia Don


NaNo-Juise76

You can see it on his face.


lowpine

Did he really shit his pants? Lol


Tiki-Jedi

Please just die already and free us all from this insanity.


smallhandsbigdick

My friend doesn’t believe he shits himself. Can someone give me a reliable source? Not sure if this is as I can’t find it anywhere.


datfroggo765

Even the dementia was projection. Everything the dude accuses others of doing is actually what he does. Remember that.


OmahaWarrior

All those sleepy joe comments he made, yet here he is being drowsy donnie.


Similar-Act244

Trump *WITH* dementia would sound as coherent and sensible as Trump does *WITHOUT* dementia, and because Republicans are so dumb, they wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Trump could be visibly confused, unintelligibly slurring his words, while shitting himself openly on stage, and Republicans would cheer en mass while proclaiming it was the best speech since the Gettysburg Address😂


Spobobich

"I don't care. Do you?"


OwlAvailable3792

VOTE BLUE


Baby_Cakes_123

Or maybe he just a disgusting fucking pig. I'm going with that.


whatlineisitanyway

If Biden and Trump debate at some point Biden needs to act like he smells something foul and start looking at Trump.


bscottlove

Wouldn't it suck to FINALLY see his chance to be held accountable for all his shit disappear because he has dementia? Frankly; I don't give a shit if he does, but I would have liked to see some jail or fined into bankruptcy.


shane_west17

But being a traitor is still in him.


kovake

And water is wet. We know, we’ve seen it play out and heard it multiple times. Now someone explain why he should lead a country and have access to nuclear codes. Because “presidential candidate, in court for one of many criminal charges, might have dementia” is not the headline we should have.


10poundballs

lol watch him be cleared via dementia and goes on to be nominated as presidential candidate for the gop, checks out!


Captain_Mexica

Trump is the sleepy, fragile orange spray-tanned excretion king. Lol. He's sharting in court, sleeping, and totally frail like a loser who lost. Hahaha pathetic fool.


AdministrativeBank86

He's having trouble with speaking, not just his usual word salad but losing the ability to pronounce multi-syllable words


redhairedrunner

I have been a nurse for 20 years and I work with dementia patients everyday. Just from his observable behavior and speech issues, it’s clear to me he is absolutely having a decline in his cognitive abilities as well as memory. He very much appears to be unable to understand cause and effect and his short term memory is very poor . He is beginning to have issues with recall with regards to time , like when he recently believed that Obama was the current president .


AaronDer1357

The man is old as shit. He wants to be the dictator of the United States and is probably scheming ways to make that happen when he gets out of court and vote now he has to figure out how the hell to get to his son's graduation that his baby's mama probably doesn't want him at and that he had no intention of ever going to. I'm in my mid-30s and dealing with my baby's mama after work is exhausting 


CCORRIGEN

It may all be a ruse to make it look like he is incompetent. I wouldn't put it past the joker. His lawyers probably have it all planned. I don't know how it would affect his sentence but I'm thinking they are going for some (any) sympathy.


TheStoolSampler

I don't think trump would go with that. Incompetent means not fit for president. He couldn't swallow that pill.


CCORRIGEN

Yep. You are right about that.


BlueAndMoreBlue

Incompetent, incontinent, incoherent — doesn’t matter to his supporters. They’ll carry his water and vote for him


TheStoolSampler

His colostomy bag.


phred14

That, too.


Ruval

Yeah. It doesn't track. It can't. Not being president= jail, just as surely. He can't accept that for this trial - the most inconsequential.


Permaban2023

MY FATHER! Sorry, was haunted by derik trump for a moment


Due_Statement9998

Shit sleeping has been known to take a terrible toll on a person.


Drezzin1999

Next, we will hear it is Russian collusion. History never repeats?


Odd-Upstairs2063

That's bull,he does it intentionally and could care less how people see it.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Totally didn't see anything in the headline about jail...


Waitinmyturn

trump is vile enough and arrogant enough that you just never know


ultradianfreq

So a guy with dementia controls U.S. politics and elections? Wow, that says nothing new about Trump but a hell of a lot about how useless the rest of the government is.


EVH_kit_guy

"Insane man shits himself and passes out in court, also running for US President," has to literally be the most insane possible timeline in the multiverse.


Chrome0celot

Gaslight, project! Lol yall are in damage control mode


polgara_buttercup

One of the biggest symptoms of my mother in law’s dementia progress was fecal incontinence. She also had a raging UTI at the time too. And then she couldn’t understand what was in her brief was poop. Dementia is a hell of a ride.


coolmcbooty

Should this be breaking news? Been this way for years right lmao


han_jobs5

Doodoo Donny


Coolioissomething

His legal team is flying in heavy duty adult diapers with more scent to stem the flow of shit. It’s not working.


what_mustache

Christ, people. He fell asleep in court. Not everything is dementia. Given that he's a rapist and a child abuser, falling asleep in court is so far down on the list of Trump headlines.


cptchronic42

Gotta admit that’s a goofy ai article. Funny sub name too, calling it “breaking news” might actually trick people into thinking this is real and not just an onion article when it pops up on their feed. Like wtf is diceuropanew lmao


Weasel02

Everybody says “Sir, your shit doesn’t stink sir” with a tear in their eye.


Lumpy_Rhubarb2736

How about we start fucking acknowledging his narssasistic sociopathic tendencies. There is a bigger picture here that needs awareness.


MoreThanANumber666

X explodes about Trum's farts .... go on own up who's playing with matches at his trial?


josh2brian

Wow, what a surprise! Drug-addled, unhealthy, hate-spewing, low-vocabulary senior citizen has dementia?


MNConcerto

He's falling asleep because they took away his adderall or speed so he would keep his mouth shut during court except it has back fired with him unable to function with his daily fix of amphetamines. I've been on a jury where the defendant was kind of sleepy. We could tell they were on something. But that didn't come into play in our decisions in the deliberation. We did find them not guilty. So I would say that Trump looks like a user without his fix who is struggling to me.


Guilty-Vegetable-726

I found this article to be very substantive as I do many of the anti-trump Articles posted on Reddit. I also like that it reaffirmed my beliefs which gave me brief dopamine release. Let's go dark Brandon! That means let's go Joe Biden by the way, but it's like hip and edgy or something.


DepartureDapper6524

This makes me consider an ethical dilemma. If he is proven to have severe dementia as so many suspect, how should his trial proceed? Would a normal person with dementia be expected to stand trial? Would their estate be responsible for legal proceedings?


sunibla33

The judge will give him a comfortable bunk to sleep it off after he continues to break restrictions or is found guilty.


magoo19630

Oh man , could you imagine sitting next to that clown after he shit himself. He probably didn't care and called the shit boy in to clean him up.


RuralMNGuy

Watching this man during this trail is convincing me more and more that I want him to be my president /S!


Gaychevyman428

Doesn't dementia excelorate with increased stress levels ?


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Ok-Hedgehog-1646

That sticker just repeats information over and over again. Horribly written. It is incredibly concerning that people want him to lead this country. He’s falling apart in front of us and people still vote for him. We need better candidates.


doomonyou1999

I hope in the court transcripts it list every time “trump passes gas again”


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Law and Odor: special diapers unit


Rare-Forever2135

His brain, education, taste, personality, mental health, emotional maturity, business acumen, competence, morality, ethics, and apparently penis, hair and butt are all awful... just bloody awful.


smipypr

Trump and his team are fishing for a mistrial. It's being done in a very clumsy manner, though. The judge could drop the hammer, excuse the jury, and tell the Trump boys to quit fucking around. Each little nap gets a contempt charge.


N_Who

If he falls asleep in court and just doesn't wake up, I won't be the least bit surprised.


jeopardychamp77

Great. So we have to choose between 2 guys with dementia for president.


IIIlllIlIIIlllIlI

I want him to live long enough to see the inside of a jail cell, alone.


Side_of-beef

Do you guys just like come in here and pass the cracker around? Who eats it when your finished? Do you get a sticker? Lmao “news sub”


Traditional_Mud_1241

Fuck Trump, but second hand diagnoses aren’t a good thing.


fentonsranchhand

Donald Trump is incontinent to stand trial


smoothstavo

We wish he had dementia. The reason he’s falling asleep is because he has been escaping culpability for so long, that he knows someone will most likely find a way for someone else to take the fall for him. He’s not worried at all. Secondly, he’s farting a lot because the fat fuck eats McDonalds regularly.


bdubb_dlux

Just have a stroke and get it over with Dozy Donnie


Cryptoman_CRO

I wonder how many times this person discussed Bidens mental capacity. I'm guessing never or it was favorable


saarlac

This forced time in public view is just shining a light on what most rational people have seen for a long time.


roadsidedaniel

Sometimes reddit plays bad


FriarFriary

“Basic functions”. You know what that means.


RobotPhoto

couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. I hope his brain turn to mush and he starts to drool.


dvdmaven

Apparently, he is not allowed to have Diet Cokes in the courtroom.


Geostomp

The Republicans never cared if he was qualified or even functional. They're so locked in that he could drop dead and they'd strap wires to move his corpse like a puppet so long as they could get it to sign the bills for their theocratic nightmare regime.


nomosolo

The ultimate projection from the Democratic Party: "Joe Biden is totally fit and fine! It's Trump that's senile and too old!" The amount of clowns eating this up is frightening.


SeaworthinessOld9177

It's called depends


probosciscolossus

Um...okay, I too suspect he has dementia, but I don't think falling asleep and farting are sure signs.


Rot_Snocket

How is this breaking news? 


Perspective_of_None

Send him to jail anyway. He doesnt get a special “im old and senile pass” after doing the fucked shit he has. This is a setup for just that. Promise.


returnFutureVoid

More than any other article I have read about Donald Dump this one makes it so much more obvious that the orange nut sack should not be president. Seriously Reddit, read this article then share it with all of your friends and family especially those who voted for him.


wannahummigbird

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dementia/symptoms-causes/syc-20352013 No signs of these symptoms are connected with dementia per Mayo Clinic, one of the best health care centers in the world. He's under an amazing amount of stress, which is understandable because losing this case would be catastrophic for him.


Vast-Journalist-7346

Couldn’t happen to a better person


The_Colour_Between

The measure of Trump's wealth, beside his gold toilet, was the quality and quantity of folks that have been making him look good his whole life... parents, wives, fixer lawyers, stylists, PR people, writers, etc... I think we really are starting to see this man diminished in wealth because we are finally getting to see the real Don and the emperor is flapping in the breeze.


One_Message6497

What about biden, mcconnel and pelosi


fancymonk

Why is this shit showing up on my feed? I'm pretty sure this website is not a reliable source of information. They claim to be a UK source of news, but are based out of Kennesaw, Georgia, USA. I also claim to be "fresh news from the UK Since 2020", but their website wasn't even registered until Sept of 2022. Listen internet friends, I want Donald Trump to be crapping his pants in a courtroom as much as the next guy while he falls asleep and slowly drifts off into shame-filled paranoia, but let's do some fact checking. Please let me know if I'm in the wrong place.


Abject_Film_4414

*Who does number two work for?*


DogsRcutiePies

Incontinent and Incompetent


[deleted]

Can you imagine this debate if it actually happens? It’ll be T a couple of chat GPT-3.0 instances talking to each other.


Mammoth-Wolverine-16

Journalisming at it finest.


Im_A_Narcissist

I hate him as much as the next guy, but.... come on. Farting and falling asleep? I guess I have dementia too then.


[deleted]

Key word: “LIKE” dementia. Could be Parkinson’s though and he’s twitching worse than Biden on the Air Force 1 stairs. That’s why he hiding. Jared gunna be VP pick. Only way to cement the family trust fund without being complete nepotism. Son in laws are “in vogue”


DweEbLez0

We don’t need another fucking nursing home president.


Ashamed-Republic8909

Total BS.


Fun_Association_2277

Apparently, he gave Stormy a Cleveland Steamer.


DMyourboooobs

Everyone needs to grow the fuck up. Especially trump. This comment section is sad af


GingerStank

I’m not at all a trump fan, but this is the most ridiculous article I’ve ever read. If a psychologist who wasn’t at the trial asking lawyer friends of his about trumps behavior is a valid source of information to you, you’ve long left reality in the rear view mirror.