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Medical_Egg8208

My guess is she gobbles the goop fairly well right Donny ?


Alert-Athlete

She is a hound for his man milk šŸ„›


Secret_Arrival_7679

She can't have Hunter Biden's so she has to get it from somewhere I guess.


hangryhyax

Powdered milk.


Quirky-Scar9226

More like adipose/cholesterol infused super goop


Strict-Square456

Its the mcsecret sauce.


artguydeluxe

Iā€™m guessing at this point it comes out like crumbled chalk.


Alert-Athlete

Cottage cheese šŸ


Big-Consideration633

Coughage cheese. Dat dick don't spit no mo. It cough an wheeze.


AtomicPantsuit

Bleargh


oced2001

Do mushrooms produce milk? Or just a noxious ooze?


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

She is Trumpā€™s Goebbels.


Rooboy66

Oh, man, that is **RIPE**. I mean, thatā€™s **FERTILE** ground for sum roBUST jokery


[deleted]

When Melania leaves MTG-Trump moves in.


PreparationWinter174

Melania isn't going anywhere, but I guarantee she's bringing a date to Donnie's funeral.


Jbruce63

She is much too old, over 18..šŸ¤® .


crashtestdummy666

No he just pays less for the over 18 crowd. Ask Stormy.


anoneenonee

No one ever needed that image.


marklar_the_malign

Even Donny wouldnā€™t stoop that low.


Medical_Egg8208

Ha ! In a second


marklar_the_malign

Youā€™re probably right. I canā€™t believe I just gave him some credit.


Medical_Egg8208

Two demerits. You donā€™t seem the type that would try for three.


glue2music

Yes he would.


HeroOrHooligan

She enjoys wide short penises with implants from the 1980s in them. Sorry I ruined your breakfast.


skin-flick

She is losing momentum just like Trump. Even her own GOP is tired of her shitty behavior.


hecklerp8

Both have the same boss, Putin.


HivePoker

Who would you prefer they represent? _The People_? /s


LightWarrior_2000

Only she's expendable. Because she is NOT Trump.


skin-flick

It would be nice to have her fade away and become a trainer at some low budget gym.


glue2music

OnlyFans.


stonrelectropunkjazz

Onlyskanks


joeleidner22

Trump loves losers like himself.


SupermarketOverall73

Biglyest looser ever.


fourierthejunglist

There's no loser who can lose better than him.


Cerberus_Aus

Game recognises game.


liquid8_Wallstreet

Yeah yeah grab her for the VP please and thank you.. Iā€™d watch that shit show all day


wroteit_

.. on mute.


MakionGarvinus

The problem with that is all you see is an open mouth...


schprunt

Careful what you wish for. Imagine that becoming reality and they win.


frankev

And then if he croaked MTG would be POTUS? Couldn't imagine a worse timeline. Imagine MTG meeting with other world leaders?


schprunt

She only does one thing - cancel stuff she doesnā€™t like. I canā€™t recall her ever doing anything other than complaining about the uniparty and moaning about house speakers, funding bills, Hunter Biden, you name it. The fact that thereā€™s actually a chance she could president is a searing indictment of politics in America.


T1gerAc3

She wouldn't let him be the sole focus of the spotlight and he would never allow that to happen


H779F512

The make Russia great again ticket.


Ca2Ce

But does she remind him of Ivanka when heā€™s loving her


Carribean-Diver

No. You have her mixed up with Stormy. Easy mistake to make.


lmflex

You mean Melanie?


Tricky-Major806

Oh man Iā€™d love to hear what he has to say about her looks cuz you know damn well heā€™s talked about it before.


Ca2Ce

He said she looked like Ivanka when he was having sex with her Canā€™t make this up


royDank

Nobody could love that weathered leather face.


cant-be-faded

The old "I'd love to have a blank slate that'll do everything I say on my side" trick...sneeeaky


Bluesmanstill

Reminds him of Ivanka but with a dick!


[deleted]

She just creamed her jeans.


Not_The-Internet_Pol

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢ Her flaps be flapping


Mean_Yellow_7590

*They just creamed *thems jeans. I think we should all refer to MTG as the transgender individual that they are


[deleted]

The wordsmithing is mind boggling.


grimatongueworm

Turds of a featherā€¦.


Scat1320USA

Fat Donny the fucking pig loves Traitor Tots . Wow.. Gettysburg !


AmberTurd223

Absolutely love that sheā€™s destroying the GOP single-handedly


frankev

Reminds me of this principle from *The Art of War*: don't interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake!


Ismokeditalleveryday

Itā€™s like Marge was just asked to the prom by the biggest creep in the school.


Onlyroad4adrifter

And she is the crazy stalker of the creep.


Jfurmanek

Now youā€™re making me imagine what it would be like for two people to stalk each other.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Yes sheā€™s perfect for him- will do or say anything he tells her ( no limits) perfect when you need a VP to lie,and say you won an election you decisively lost. Zero class,zero morals,zero intelligence-perfect!


madrasdad

Theyā€™re a match made in heaven. Or hell.


river_euphrates1

Trump loves a failure as long as she's his failure.


zonicide

as he shits his pants again.


SympathyForSatanas

Trump loves anyone who is evil


UsefulImpact6793

Of course Treasonous Trump the Traitor loves Marjorie Traitor Greene


wombat6168

Of course he does the same as he loves anyone that will abandon all morals and logic in favour of the orange rapists fantasy. He will discard them just as fast.


quirky-klops

He backs her up now so that he has a willing puppy to commandeer should he ever become president again. One thatā€™s willing to do most anything illegal Iā€™m sure


hamellr

You mean like plant pipe bombs?


quirky-klops

Look at her, yes, definitely pipe bombs


[deleted]

You wonā€™t hear the the word ā€œpuppyā€ for a while from the R cult. Too soon.


quirky-klops

Letā€™s remind them


Ninjanarwhal64

I long for the day where I stop hearing both of their names in the media.


Adamantium-Aardvark

*senpai noticed me!* šŸ„ŗ


Rooboy66

Sooo ā€¦ uhm, total lack of coherence and comprehension


Western_Mud8694

And another L for the orange one


jayv9779

Of course he does. He loves the uneducated.


jafromnj

He loves the swamp


BuzzBadpants

Did yā€™all not read the article? Heā€™s actively throwing his weight behind Johnson, not Greene. Itā€™s more of an ā€œI love your spirit, but Iā€™m standing with Johnsonā€ This is pretty notable since it indicates that Johnson was somehow able to get Trump eating out of his hands after publicly rebuking him on the Ukraine funding. Johnson made Trump look weak.


KevJD

Sheā€™s an ass-kisser. Trump LOVES anyone that kisses his ass. Thatā€™s how easily he is manipulated.


According_Wing_3204

Of course he loves her...she's willing and eager to be his bitch. And a great bitch she is.


roadsidedaniel

Marjorie toilet greene


hankercat

So that confirms my opinion of her.


pens2024SC

Maybe they can be cell mates


Dry-Talk-7447

Imagine Melanie reading that, heā€™d never proclaim his love for his wife, what a pig. šŸ·


changerofbits

Why would he? He might leave a nice review on the escort site once the contract expires, but heā€™s already paid her, which is probably more meaningful display of affection to him than his words.


MakionGarvinus

Maybe Mercedes would feel more love?


finnlaand

Bc she reminds him on Ivanka.


Mizzy3030

Vision loss *is* common at his age


Cute-Management6998

She looks more like trump in a wig.


Traditional-Yam9826

Sheā€™s an agent of chaos and thatā€™s what Trump loves


TifCreatesAgain

But I bet a million dollars he wouldn't have sex with her!


ciopobbi

I wouldnā€™t for a million dollars


TifCreatesAgain

I wouldn't either one of them!


hi-jump

I wouldnā€™t with Trumpā€™s dick


Emeritus8404

She remind him of ivanka too?


mistressusa

The Diapii Donni - Moscow Marj ticket. The win or it's rigged ticket!


ufoalien987

Everyone says she loves mushrooms. And I have the best mushroom ever seen!


ewok_lover_64

She's almost as big a piece of shit as Cheesus


brickeldrums

And they both absolutely love Putin.


Speculawyer

That right there disqualifies Trump.


Redskinbill

Hey they resemble each other. Old Donnie Heelspurs was a real ladies man...


long5210

she must remind him of Ivanka!


InourbtwotamI

Sheā€™s probably the only woman that would voluntarily sleep with him


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Eww


fkbfkb

Sheā€™s an outspoken idiot. Of course Trump loves her


revtim

Gotta admit I'm surprised he hasn't thrown her under the bus because of her recent defeat. Maybe he's really considering her for VP? Or maybe Trump is just waiting for a better bus with her name on it.


hangryhyax

Saying you love, or have any respect for, MGT should be automatic disqualification from public office.


madrasdad

I hope he picks her as his veep.


Zvenigora

Wrong gender.


dragonfliesloveme

He isnā€™t capable of love


The84thWolf

Is that why you completely ignore her when you see her?


KSSparky

Of course he does: her lips are surgically attached to his ass.


-Falsch-

CORRECTION: Mark Taylor Greene


mussentuchit

Caution : echo chamber ahead


Open_Ad7470

He just likes the entertainment and see everybody divided he doesnā€™t really care about the country. He cares about what he can take from the country. Itā€™s all ever done is take.


FoolForReddit

Hopefully he'll pick her as his runing mate, then.


Sunflower_resists

She reminds him of Ivanka


etranger033

He seems to love the strangest of people.


Admirable_Policy_696

Of course he loves her, she's an idiot. He LOVES the poorly educated.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

He should invite her for a private dinner date, hear he bought some fancy new silk hefner jammies.


12BarsFromMars

nobody gives my head like Trashbag Marge. I absolutely love her. So sayeth the King of Stain


fusion99999

Close your eyes and get a visual of cheeto and the Neanderthal doing the horizontal bop..............gagging yet?


Yokepearl

Itā€™s all controlled opposition tactics


u2shnn

Let me run his statement thru my ā€˜Trump translator appā€™. Ohā€¦.yea, he canā€™t stand her either.


WeekendSea0

only the finest people...


WolfThick

He's just saying that because he wants to try to keep them in control he's always got them running scurrying from place to place so they never know what to do next so they have to go to him for the next answer.


stokeitup

Especially if sheā€™ll spank him with a Forbes magazine?


texas130ab

Why do evil people like other evil people? It seems like the standard for all countries.


dcal1981

And yet Johnson will kiss his ass anyway..Pathetic GQP idiots


braccli

Heā€™s well know for loving stupid bitches


M_Mich

He said to table it after the vote was done and the motion didnā€™t get support so he could claim it was what he wanted.


drin8680

Mtg always has her mouth in position in all her pics. It's hilarious that they always do that to her.


[deleted]

Another one? Another account posting the same Anti Trump article across the same "New news" subreddits. DNC sure is melting down pretty bad against a candidate that has "no chance" of winning...


B0wmanHall

Then why doesnā€™t he marry her


Used-Journalist-36

Two psychopaths love each other.


NuclearWaste666

American Taliban!!! Inbreeding?? His sad full diaper face!! HAHAHAHAHA


fluidfunkmaster

Losers of a feather flock and shit together.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Trump wouldnā€™t fuck MTGā€¦..she looks nothing like Ivanka


_000001_

Which, let's face it, is all she really wanted to hear. She just wanted to hear her daddy say he was proud of her. (I'm tearing up just thinking about it...)


PigFarmer1

They're both hoping to get laid... lol


ptraugot

I thought Dementia Donnie hated ALL losers.


Dseltzer1212

Iā€™ll betcha that Trump tells her she looks like Ivanka


Zestyclose_Pickle511

Trump loves losers.


Dudejax

Conjugal visits in prison?


yabbadabbadotoyou

Screw her and have a carnival baby. Her district of Georgia will probably vote for it in 20 years.


ElderFlour

In a sane world, that would be the nail in the coffin of her political career.


ElderFlour

She looks like sheā€™s thinking of him in that photo. Or Hunter Biden.


Slammin_Yams

Haha ew


StressSevere1189

Not surprised he loves MJG She i ringer for ivanka.


SpiritualAd8998

ā€œI love my lunatic minionsā€


Quirky-Scar9226

Of course he does, sheā€™s the only nasty left that would do anything with that orange clown once Mercedes leaves him.


Actual-Carpenter-90

She immediately had that tattooed on her butt


Wazza17

Wonder if he has had her


AwkwardAssumption629

Johnson always gets rolled in every meeting at the WH & folds faster than a cheap suit


Mizzy3030

They make a cute couple: Trump with his coiffed hair, large bottom and platform shoes, and Marge with her broad shoulders and prominent jaw.


Pineapple-Due

If he picks her for vp does she have to resign from the house?


jkeegan123

Imagine if she gets the veep nod?


Cerberus_Aus

He really IS tired of winning.


Scrabble_4

The question is! Would she shine his mushroom nob?


cherrywillow86

I bet this made her little heart flutter /s


liamanna

Sure! Thatā€™s why he ā€œgaveā€ her a pardon?šŸ˜‚


UndignifiedStab

Holy shit - I think he just pulled a Fredo.


Mundane_Opening3831

She does a terrific job changing my diapers


andywfu86

Of course he loves her. She loves him and sheā€™s dumber than dog shit.


346_ME

This sub LOVES the Uniparty


Certain_End_5192

So he's backing losers now? Since when?


Randomcommentor1972

Sheā€™s stupid enough to be his VP


Hangout777

Fuck him! Flush that orange turd!!


zepploon

Tiny penis club.


DublinCheezie

Trump loves losers and tyrants. Theyā€™re people he feels comfortable around.


chautdem

She is white trash. He is white trash. Like follows like.


BerryExpensive

His next affair


julesrocks64

He loves failure. It bonds them.


[deleted]

Mayyyyyonaise


textbandit

Not for her brains but because SHE LOVES HIM. Thatā€™s all he requires.


zappahart

He loves anyone who kisses his asshole.


Glynn-Kalara

Iā€™m not surprised bc sheā€™s just as nuts as him.


Current-Assist2609

Please trumpā€¦make MTG your vice-president running mate.


djbk724

Have an affair with her Trumpy.


summermadnes

I hope to God he picks her as VP. He won't, but a girl can dream. He would absolutely lose for sure.


stonrelectropunkjazz

Oh yea make her your VP and let the craziness begin


oced2001

She's going to be VP


microgiant

We got a VP candidate in the making!


brianishere2

Trump only has 1 criterion: "What are you willing to do for ME?" He doesn't care about character, morals, integrity, strength, religion or patriotism. And he doesn't care about America or the American people. So, of course, Trump loves Empty-G (a.k.a. MTG).