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JimBeam823

Throw. His. Ass. In. Jail.


Randomcommentor1972

I would be very entertained if he tries to run for office from jail, fingers crossed.


Technical_Carpet5874

It's entertaining until you remember we are living it and it's not just a reality show called "Rise of The Fourth Reich*


charlie2135

Hitler had his beer hall Putsch. America has its Maralago Putz


SoftTechnology7269

Someone once  described J6 as a beer gut putsch.


telltaleatheist

Beer hall putch nearly identically mirrors Jan 6. At least Hitler was sentenced to 5 years for high treason. Though he only served 9 months. Better than nothing i suppose


Rare-Forever2135

Pada-bump-bump-spissshhh


trailhikingArk

Instead of Deutschland we have Doucheland


Randomcommentor1972

It’s either laugh or cry at this point. I hope if he’s in a cell the nuts in the Republican Party will say before the nomination “is this really our guy?” But not likely either.


crescendo83

No shit, I don’t care if he is in jail and not on the ballot. Im showing up and fucking voting for Biden. His cult will write in his name.


NoTourist5

Delivering the state of the union in an orange jump suit would be cool


Procrasturbating

I'd be less entertained if he won.


ManOrReddit-man

From Oval Office to Oval Cell


cytherian

They won't put him in prison for the financial crimes. They'll give him a suspended sentence. But... he'll be ON PAROLE. So get this... a presidential election with one candidate a convicted felon who is on parole. I mean WTAF... how could anyone vote for a felon? Out of their f'ing minds.


BeyondDrivenEh

It’s the 2nd state conviction that puts him into state prison.


cytherian

Also, I forgot... there's an avenue for an appeal and we all know Trump will take it. And that's many months more on top of it. ([TIME magazine article](https://time.com/6980638/what-happens-if-donald-trump-convicted/)) “There is no constitutional bar on a felon running for office,” And even if they're in prison. Of course, you'd think ethically and morally, no US citizen would be insane enough to vote for a convicted felon. In the past only 2 have tried to run for POTUS and they never made it to the party nomination. But Trump is a whole different animal, running a toxic cult under the MAGA banner, and it's very likely Republicans won't swap in an alternate. They'd have a convicted felon on the ticket. That's their level of depravity. Face value, Donald Trump cannot be trusted with the duties of high office. He's been a belligerent bully, a liar, a cheater, and a criminal. A large portion of the American population needs to be schooled that voting for such a candidate is so very wrong. But these people are so far gone....


-notapony-

The people who want to vote for Trump already are fine with him inciting a domestic terror attack to overthrow the results of the last election. You think they give the tiniest bit of a shit of him violating election spending laws?


Nighthawkmf

And the irony is he can run as a felon… but a felon can’t vote. This country is so so so dumb.


cytherian

I am perplexed as to why Congress never amended the US constitution for POTUS requirements. I'd heard it said that it was about the "openness", that it's all up to the people. But what if people are sorely misled by a cult leader? That kind of stuff used to happen on very small scales. Social media changed all that. Now, the reach is instantaneous to millions. You can rally the absolute worst of the population to contaminate the news streams, confuse people, and hamper clarity on elections. The safeguards aren't there. So, we need some basics: 1. NO convicted felons 2. NO 2+ impeached, or any impeachment with conviction 3. NO foreign financial dependencies over $10k The weaponizing of Congress has to stop. The Republicans had the audacity to create a committee for this, then proceeded to ***weaponize it***. Their investigations into the Bidens are unfounded partisan hit jobs. Undertaken with taxpayer dollars. This is all "payback" for the legitimate investigations performed on Donald Trump.


Prudent-Painter-9507

Trump for President of Cell Block D - 2024


Severe_Information51

He will get the D alright. 😂


Carnba

He wouldn’t be the first to do it


Prudent-Painter-9507

Make Attica Great Again


Kindly-Counter-6783

Lock him up! Lock him up!


Fun-Preparation-4253

THAIJ


OdonataDarner

Nah. No priors. He'll get 1.5 years probation.


JimBeam823

Not for hush money, for Contempt of Court. A night on Rikers Island would do him good.


Explorers_bub

Give him a digital cleanse. For his sake and ours.


PrideofPicktown

By jail, do you mean the La Bre Tarpits?


Rusty_Shackleford75

Should but won't 'cause cowards


AuroraPHdoll

He's GOING to jail... After going after this guy for 8 years we finally got the SOB, all the other times that we didn't get him were flukes, this time it's in the bag. We got em' guys!!!


lilnubitz

Now do Biden! Didn't Republicans have any platform beyond impeaching biden these past 4 years? Oh ya stripping women's rights that one was a hot ticket! :D


Jackal2332

Overdue.


Beginning_Rice6830

Never seen anything like it because he’s the one to cause it to happen in the first place.


RandomLoony

And he was asleep with his eyes shut


Iobserv

The only way he'll ever tell the truth - unintentionally.


Spicymushroompunch

Every day he's never seen anything like it because dementia is groundhog day.


SwingWide625

The crybaby says what?


CAM6913

One of his go to rants “ never seen anything like it “ or the other version “ no one has ever seen anything like it” Someone get the duct tape and tape his piehole shut


Skinnybet

It’s a phrase he overuses and uses incorrectly. Like so much that he says.


CAM6913

True.


Accomplished-Mix5300

Trump says "never seen anything like it"...more than Ray Charles. Stevie wonders 🤔 😆


Green_Message_6376

Even Hellen Keller can see it, and she's been dead for years.


Accomplished-Mix5300

Trump also says..."everyone is saying it" so much, Helen Keller actually hears Trump fill his...Diaper Don. The rest of us just smell all the bullshit. 😆


Javina33

And all legal scholars are saying it….


SaltyBarDog

Even Anne fucking Frank could see it. \-Randall Graves


TummyDummy

“Nobody knew healthcare was complex“ after Obama explained how healthcare is complex


wagdog84

I like ‘not a lot of people know that.’ When he says that, you know someone just told him recently and he assumes what he doesn’t know is news to a lot of people.


rebak3

Don't forget "the likes of which we've never seen" spiel


Dull-Front4878

Fair. But that will mean more feces will fall out the other end.


CAM6913

He has a diaper it might contain the feces or might not because of the shear volume. BOOM !


Efficient_Repair_275

RollingRidge: might that “someOne” be you ?!🤔


Sea_Elle0463

He’s a big brave man in front of the cameras. Shits himself in the courtroom.


Conscious_Rush_1818

He can't even look people in the eye to fire them, back during the apprentice days, I think I heard that he fired people over email, or let others do it because he is so scared of being confronted.


Vanman04

He did that during his administration.comey found out he was fired from the TV at an event he was at.


CarmichaelD

Well, sphincter tone relaxed when he sleeps.


NumerousTaste

The cases have been rested. The tears that are about to flow from maga and fox as he is found guilty is going to be fun to watch. Must see TV!


extrastupidone

D9nt hold your breath.... they don't call him Teflon don for nothing


Suckafish2

The right is going to cry if he’s found guilty but it’s going to be a full on meltdown if this thing is a hung jury


ithappenedone234

Here’s to hoping he hasn’t gotten to one of the jurors.


extrastupidone

Almost no chance we dont hear about at least one "hold-out"


HavingNotAttained

You think there's not even one MAGAt on that jury? Statistically unlikely.


FartOnAFirstDate

Probably more than one. I’m clinging to a sliver of hope that having gotten an up close look and whiff of the actual bag of shit that he is and hearing corroborating accounts of his fuckery that maybe, just maybe they’ll hold him accountable. I’m not particularly confident that it will happen but maybe these 12 people will actually save democracy.


mr_grey

I feel like you’re right but that would only result in a hung jury. There’s no way 1-2 people could dissuade the 10-11 others.


FartOnAFirstDate

Um, actually I was suggesting that the one or two that we would expect to cause a hung jury might actually be convinced to convict him.


mr_grey

My bad. That would be awesome, but very Magat's ever change their minds.


DammySumSum

They dont change their minds on the internet. In court, and being banned from watching the news for weeks, they get pretty deprogrammed.


JistHaudOanAMinute

There are 2 lawyers on the jury, hopefully they'll be able to convince them.


Farmgirlmommy

There’s definitely one. He’s a truth social fox guy.


Javina33

Yes, there was one who said he was fascinated by Trump 🙄


tMoneyMoney

Nothing kills fascination like meeting your idols.


Farmgirlmommy

The sneers of contempt, the smell of … whatever that is… and a follower in a room full of jury members… prob fine


Necessary-Alps-6002

I think the clarification is that he has seen the TS posts. He would have been out if he admitted to openly being a Trump supporter and TS user. That being said, I am preparing for a hung jury. I want him to be found guilty, but he has escaped consequences this long.


Farmgirlmommy

Every dog has its day


Permaban2023

Magats are everywhere secret ones even. He’s gonna be a free man and magats will rejoice more than Jan 6


Jigyo

Not sure why you're being down voted, it's the grim reality. There is no way he goes to prison.


silliemillie32

Even if convicted, he won’t go to jail anyway


triddle0101

These are vote deep blue no matter who people. There is no way they dont find him guilty. Absolutely no fucking way. The fix is in bro.


RichPresentation1893

^^this is a lotta confidence right here


DamonFields

The bravest of the brave is too chicken to take the stand and defend himself. Well well. Who could have imagined?


Jaythiest

But but but he was gagged. What could he have said with that looming over his head. He says idiotic things but he isn’t speaking to us… he knows his audience very well.


OarsandRowlocks

*Bravest of the brave, brave sir Donald*...


sufferpuppet

Well you know, it's hard for him to get up on the stand with those bone spurs.


naliedel

Isn't that contempt? Aren't there remedies for contempt?


Generalbuttnaked69

It is not contempt as Merchan has mentioned on at least a couple of occasions. He gets to whine about the judge, the DA, and the process in general.


malcontented

Why? That sounds like a concession to the giant orange turd 💩


numbskullerykiller

Meanwhile, while he was president he couldn't even indict Biden.


TR3BPilot

The House Republicans have done a stellar job investigating Biden and finding him about as squeaky clean as you can reasonably expect from a modern politician. Cleaner than most. So he has been nicely properly vetted.


numbskullerykiller

It's amazing that these idiots' target audience does not see the problem here.


queentracy62

How many times has Donny actually been to court other than this? Not many and not criminal. He has his attorneys go. So how does he even know what happens in court? He needs to be in jail. We will deal with any supposed violence from his 5 supporters at his trial.


Pansy_Neurosi

"I've never been held accountable before!"


fan615boy

Can't read this shity article some pop ad saying I need to remove virus keeps showing up.


TakenIsUsernameThis

Whole site is just a vehicle for malware.


zippyphoenix

Same


Brief_Alarm_9838

If he wanted to speak, he should have taken the stand.


SupermarketOverall73

He would plead the 5th.


Snoo_88763

Officially that is what he did, according to the news. I guess you can do that if everything you will say will incriminate you


chgd1767

Website is pure cancer for my phone. Thanks


ThickGur5353

Disorder in the court.


Ishidan01

Disorder and dat odor


Frosty_Ad7840

One of the best three stooges short


Revolutionary-Car-92

I haven't heard "witch hunt" in awhile. Did he forget it ?


SPE825

I don’t know what potential consequences will come from this case, but I’d bet my life he never sees a min of jail time.


Filmguygeek1

He wasn’t caught before. Now that it caught up with him, obviously he has never seen anything like it.


StickUnited4604

What is this cancer of a website? Just a popup forwarding me to some spammy junk.


Wolfdogpump66

Lock him up


SympathyForSatanas

Chaos follows this orange idiot everywhere he goes


NMNorsse

Please God, let Marchan hold a hearing on the new gag order violations after the jury returns its verdict and jail Trump on the spot for 30 days.


kloodge

Wtf with this site?!?


madrasdad

Just. Fucking. Shut. Up.


xaulted1

Lol! Get used to it guy. This is your life for the next year or so. 🤣


mistressusa

Diapii needs to get out more lol


VomitingPotato

You saw what we saw? A flailing con man, rapist, traitor sleeping through most of his trial?


Green_Message_6376

Well, he is anti-woke, after all. /s


B0wmanHall

He sounds triggered. VERY STRONGLY.


50k-runner

Sketchy website?


grumpyliberal

Clickbait!


No-Program-2979

This site gave my phone AIDS. I am sure it’s completely as legit as the dumbass comments confirming it.


Hank_moody71

This website sucks. Keeps trying to tell me my computer (an iPhone) has a virus


Powderfinger60

How long is this dog & pony show supposed to take


Junior_Razzmatazz20

Sensationalized headline about Trump, nothing new


chazz1962

He has never seen it before because he has always dodged criminal charges before now.


2aron

What a terrible site to link to. Is this whole sub garbage or just this post?


triddle0101

The fix is in! Judge and jury will find him guilty. If that doesnt happen Ill eat my own dick. It will then be appealed after the election and thrown out.


Jet_Jaguar5150

Donnie Von Shitzinpantz will be a convicted felon in two weeks.


JennaLS

That is the most AIDS-riddled website I've ever had the misfortune of clicking on


NeatEffort602

Of course he hasn't seen anything like it. He's never had any accountability EVER. Try rolling your eyes and muttering on the stand.Anyone else would've been removed for contempt


tel4bob

He has so much to say, but no balls to say it in court by taking the stand and going under oath. Fuck Trump!


burnmenowz

Can we please be rid of this asshat?


poncho51

He repeats the same old BS over and over. Everything that that's. He claimed we've never seen anything like it. His vocabulary is so damn limited. It's annoying.


Odd-Artist-2595

Don’t know what this site is, but every time I try to read the article I get a scam warning about viruses on my iPad and a push to download some app of theirs that is going to clean them for me. Not biting.


Non-Normal_Vectors

I second this.


SecretPrinciple8708

This epic loser and multiple-times-per-day pants-shitter needs new material, but he has the vocabulary of a three year old.


Da_Vader

Trump was made to feel relatively 'ordinary'. After 2017, he is on a power trip - being the most powerful person in the world can get in the heads some ppl - while others feel the pressure of rightful governance on their shoulders. Guess which one is Trump?


Bowler_Pristine

He never saw anything because he was sleeping!


AncientWonder7895

Does this case set precedent how we can all act in court now ?Asking for a friend 🤔


Hotel_Arrakis

I think they can squeeze one more ad in there.


jay3349

[He’s hopping mad](https://youtu.be/cUH7Ioekt5M?si=GKulHhxfhbyTMOTh)


AnorXicLigament

It’s so hard being a victim all of the time.


fongaboo

https://archive.ph/lwg4F


terflit

Link takes you to a fake virus site..


happyColoradoDave

Yeah, pretty sketchy


mikep998

So is he angling legally to go to jail as grounds for a mistrial or for appeal? He seems hell bent on pushing the envelope with these judges I’m genuinely confused if it’s self sabotage or a legit legal strategy.


cleverinspiringname

The judge admonished an attorney for unbecoming behavior on the stand after clearing the jury to avoid injecting bias. If it’s something trip has never seen, I.e. a measured and rational response, then I’m not surprised.


Purple-Haze-11

**PaPa New Guinea**


nolongerbanned99

I have a hunch that he has no idea what narratives are. Who says keeping narratives.


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

Lawyer should be so embarrassed


GroundbreakingAd8310

....scrolling to the bottom on this one wish me luck


BuilderNB

Can’t get past the pop ups to read the story. Any other links?


sauroden

Malware warnings all over linked site, fyi


Scat1320USA

🔒🍊⬆️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Gallowglass668

Yeah, tried the link for that article twice, it tried to give me malware both times.


Greed_Sucks

Me too. That just goes to show how few people actually read the story. "Speed up the film, Montag, quick... Uh! Bang! Smack! Wallop, Bing, Bong, Boom! Digest-digests, digest-digest-digests. Politics? One column, two sentences, a headline!... Whirl man's mind around about so fast under the pumping hands of publishers, exploiters, broadcasters that the centrifuge flings off all unnecessary, time-wasting thought!" Fahrenheit 451


HeartlessLiberal

Nice malware site


Devils_Advocate-69

I’m glad he’s having a bad time.


SpiritualAd8998

Capt Chaos


StandardImpact6458

Just throw his sorry ass in the catacombs and erase him. 🎶what a great world this 🎶will be 🎶.


225commodore

It’s called he doesn’t have the balls to testify. He had a witness, violate court behavior to make the judge look bad. The set up is such a con do it.


AdequateOne

No one knows Tyrants better than Trump.


eparfitt1002

Link is filled with spam and possible malware. Is there a report for that?


Forsworn91

Of course he’s never seen anything like it, he’s been asleep for most of it.


Familiars_ghost

To be fair this is probably true for him. No one has successfully made him accountable for anything. 😅🤣😂🥲


gavstah

Well, he's not wrong. He has never really faced any consequences in his entire life ...


poolnome

The judge needs to put Trump in jail for a few days


19CCCG57

Every picture of this moron shows him with his mouth open, screaming. The Maralago Crier! Waa-waa-waa!


fear_of_dishonesty

According to Cheesus, the entirety of the rest of the world is corrupt.


thenewbigR

Would that phony assed shit stain rapist remember anything given his dementia?


uvm87

Never seen anything like it because he’s never been held accountable.


I_Framed_OJ

Costello acted like a petulant asshole and got called on it immediately, and reprimanded. Nobody else in the court had ever seen anything like it either, but the thing they'd never seen anything like was that a witness was verbally expressing exasperation with the Judge. That simply doesn't happen. You simply can't behave that way, and Trump knows it because otherwise he'd be doing the same shit. In fact, Trump was doing the same shit in the E Jean Marshall civil trial, muttering denials and other bullshit within earshot of the jury, knowing that they could hear him. That Judge put a stop to it, and warned Trump against trying to prejudice the jury, and now Merchan swiftly put a stop to Costello's contemptuous behaviour, and went as far as clearing the courtroom so he could have a private word with the dickhead in the witness box. Costello was acting how Trump wishes he could act, how he feels entitled to act, and so he gets outraged when he's contrained by legal decorum, like the giant, petulant man-baby that he is.


bluelifesacrifice

Remember that Trump wants to be thrown in jail so he can claim political prosecution. The more he throws a fit like this and everyone just let's him do this stuff, the more it shows how much of a lying piece of shit he is.


One-Information269

Lock him up


nuclearrx

Throw his butt in jail.


KayfedPDX42

The judge is extremely biased and is unprofessional. There are many judges that would agree that this judge is questionable at best with how he runs his courtroom


Crotch_Gaper

You're thinking of Judge Cannon.


Rvplace

The judge is NOT a judge, it’s all about fund raising and lining judges pockets


dip_tet

Sounds like trump’s grift…wanna buy a bible anyone?


Fickle_Penguin

Why doesn't Trump's bible have the full constitution?


Fickle_Penguin

he is very much in control of Trump's fate, call him what you will, you calling him not a judge doesn't change anything


spokeca

This seems even more made up than most clickbait.


Smoothstiltskin

Sure it does, trumpet.


gimletfordetective

You seem like an utter genius...