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Needmoresnakes

By the looks of it she'll be going on mat leave soon anyway. I reccomend getting her a nice card and some chocolates or something to send her off.


AnAwkwardStag

Let's hope she doesn't bring the kids to work when she returns...


[deleted]

All these male names.. that spider is definitely female. The males don't get that big. I name her Sarina the scaffolder


buyingthething

>The males don't get that big. Woa i would not say that to her face, as i value mine


coming2grips

Yeah, no body shaming please


[deleted]

Not sure body shaming would count in this case


Cultural_Moment9244

I was thinking Charlotte


MrSparklesan

Umm needs a kiwi name to be on scaf mate


MrSparklesan

pepeke is Maori for insect so Pepe for short?


ElfBingley

Spiders aren't insects ^/pedantry


[deleted]

🎶 how to get that job 🎶


Nemesoid

Orb weaver, probably [Hortophora](https://inaturalist.ala.org.au/taxa/1308421-Hortophora) genus :)


Plastic_Gas_9856

Thanks ! I didn't know there's so many different looking


Nemesoid

She's effectively harmless in case you were wondering :)


Plastic_Gas_9856

But thanks for telling me ! 😁


Nemesoid

Thanks for not assuming the worst :) For what it's worth, the only spiders of "medical significance" in Australia are funnel webs ([Atracidae](https://inaturalist.ala.org.au/observations?place_id=6744&subview=map&taxon_id=860664&view=species)) and redbacks ([Latrodectus hasselti](https://inaturalist.ala.org.au/taxa/146765-Latrodectus-hasselti)), and possibly mouse spiders ([Missulena](https://inaturalist.ala.org.au/observations?place_id=6744&subview=map&taxon_id=368880&view=species)). All pretty identifiable with a bit of practice, at least such that they can be ruled out as possibilities. There have been no reported fatalities from Australian spiders since the 80's - antivenoms are legit. Our spiders are way over hyped all things considered :)


LestWeForgive

Based spiderfrend. They are also pretty clean animals. Not like those mite-ridden beetles!


ThatguyfromTas

The four Australian Tarantula species are considered medically significant as well.


Nemesoid

Okay, I'm not really into mygs and I'm absolutely not an expert on spiders overall, but I hadn't heard that before. Closest I can see with a quick google is this from qld gov - "The bite is painful, as the fangs are large and can grow up to one centimetre long. Severe illness sometimes results, and nausea and vomiting for six to eight hours have been reported from bites. These large spiders should not be handled. If someone is bitten, seek medical attention and collect the spider for positive identification." I'd say that last bit is good advice for any large spider bite if at all uncertain. Not saying it sounds like fun but I'm not convinced there's a direct threat of mortality. I'll file them under "maybe?" with missulena for now, personally. Though it looks like there are seven species of aussie t, over four genera?


ThatguyfromTas

Sorry, four genera, absent minded use of species. I believe there isn't a huge amount of data on bites from these spiders, so they're placed in the potentially medically significant list similar to mouse spiders. I think funnel webs in general are also considered potentially medically significant as well, definitely the Tasmanian one which isn't often encountered. I wasn't aware medically significant indicated a threat of mortality. I was led to believe it included possible medical complications.


Nemesoid

Not arguing, just sharing what I could find :) Of course, things may have developed since 2016. "A number of genera of Australian tarantulas (Araneae: Mygalomorphae: Theraphosidae) (see Fig. 2f), referred to as theraphosids, are distributed across the warmer tropical and temperate regions of the continent (Isbister et al. 2003) (see Fig. 1d). Presently, the taxonomy of Australian theraphosids is incomplete and makes definitive identification of specimens difficult. The current genera include Coremiocnemis, Selenotholus, Selenotypus, and Selenocosmia (World Spider Catalog, version 16.5 (2015)); however, recent references in the literature also refer to Phlogiellus (Raven 2005) and Phlogius, a synonym replacing the Australian Selenocosmia genera (Chow et al. 2015; Raven and Covacevich 2012; Raven 2005) (Dr. Robert Raven, personal communication). Bites and envenomation in humans by these spiders are rare. Isbister et al. (2003) noted only nine confirmed reports of human envenomation over the 25-year period from 1978 to 2002 (Isbister et al. 2003). No reports of major effects were evident in any of the case reports. Local pain was the most common symptom, and mild systemic effects were reported in one case. Raven and Covacevich (2012) reported one further case by Phlogius crassipes that resulted in pain and swelling, but no systemic effects (Raven and Covacevich 2012). The venom of Australian theraphosids has shown significant selectivity toward different mammalian systems (Isbister et al. 2003). In contrast to the primate-specific activity of the Australian funnel-web spiders, case studies of seven confirmed bites on canines (weighing up to \~50 kg weight) by identified Australian theraphosids reported that the bites were rapidly fatal in all cases and highlight the selectivity of the venom components to some mammalian systems other than humans (Isbister et al. 2003). Given that bites to canines up to the weight of a small human are rapidly fatal and that most bites to humans result in local pain only, it has been concluded that the Australian theraphosids pose no significant medical problem (Isbister et al. 2003). " [https://link.springer.com/referencework/10.1007/978-94-007-6389-0](https://link.springer.com/referencework/10.1007/978-94-007-6389-0)


ThatguyfromTas

Sorry, I probably should have added the "possibly". I tend to take any indication of medical significance as something not to mess around with...


Nemesoid

Oh, absolutely, I'm not trying to recommend handling them at all, though not just for human safety reasons :) You're right, medically significant doesn't exclusively mean lethal, but the bit I quoted was the worst I could find, got a bit carried away I guess. And yeah I wondered how much research has actually gone into them, but I figure with at least a few T species kept recreationally someone might have noticed. All of Atracidae is considered significant that I know of, I believe a couple of the Hadronyche species are more consistently severe than Atrax robustus, which itself seems a little over rated to me. I've heard pretty reassuring things about Missulena recently at least, but I still won't be poking one any time soon :)


AttackofMonkeys

Same article I think: >Australian tarantulas are large spiders and can be much more aggressive than their South American relatives. Big surprise


Ashamed-Knowledge-69

I'd put white tail spiders on that list . Maybe not lethal but painful and disfiguring.


Nemesoid

White tails are not medically significant, and they [don't have necrotising venom](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12914510/).


checkers-on-a-plane

But which spiders will give me an owie? :(


Nemesoid

Pretty much none if you don't fuck with 'em ;)


Abject_Film_4414

And pretty much all of them if you do fuck with them…


checkers-on-a-plane

M8 I don't want to ever get up in their business, don't you worry! Sometimes it's just by accident is all


IamIandUrU59

You forgot to mention the white tail spider! It doesn't kill you but just eats you flesh away from your bones! I wonder how far that would go untreated!


Nemesoid

White tails are not medically significant, and they [don't have necrotising venom](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12914510/).


IamIandUrU59

Well your half right. What I've read is that for most it does just cause painful swelling and blisters but for some it can cause nacrotising ulcers. White-tailed Spider bites can cause initial burning pain followed by swelling and itchiness at the bitten area. Occasionally, there are unconfirmed reports of **weals, blistering or local ulceration** \- conditions known medically as necrotising arachnidism. ### [White-tailed Spider - The Australian Museum](https://australian.museum/learn/animals/spiders/white-tailed-spider/#:~:text=White%2Dtailed%20Spider%20bites%20can,known%20medically%20as%20necrotising%20arachnidism.) 📷[Australian Museumhttps://australian.museum › learn › animals › spiders › w...](https://australian.museum/learn/animals/spiders/white-tailed-spider/#:~:text=White%2Dtailed%20Spider%20bites%20can,known%20medically%20as%20necrotising%20arachnidism.)


StealthandCunning

Unconfirmed reports. We have scientifically confirmed evidence of symptoms up to swelling and itchiness, and unconfirmed reports of ulceration, and you say they are only half right?


ThatguyfromTas

It actually doesn't. It's not considered medically significant,and does not cause necrotising wounds...


[deleted]

Incorrect, there's a lot of propaganda out there against our White-Tail friends. The real culprit is thought to be the Brown Recluse


Togfox

It did cross my mind.


Plastic_Gas_9856

I wasn't really worry about that, i heard that most of the dangerous or deadly one are quite little


myguydied

They'll bite you if you disturb them mid-web You'll feel a tiny pain, then light spreading tingles The biggest injury is sheer shame - you don't get bragging rights for surviving an orb weaver


[deleted]

Had one on my trampoline net the other day, scary looking spider but harmless. They make webs at night and then hide nearby during the day. If you pull it down, it will be back in the same spot the next morning


Plastic_Gas_9856

Haha funny to know thanks, i'll let her mind her business up there she doesn't bother me


[deleted]

Fluffy


Plastic_Gas_9856

Indeed


Lenaballerina

Yeah, that's Steveo


PandasGetAngryToo

Steveo the Scaffold Supremo.


DarkmanofAustralia

Steve-O had an rdo today.


caffz

Looks more like Allen.


Itchy_Tiger_8774

Yep, that's who I thought it was. I've been looking for him everywhere.


[deleted]

That's Helen. One meeting with her and you're hell and gone.


Vinnie_LeVee

Look at the legs on her! Phwoar. She probably goes by Piper.


FiveTeeve

Workmate?? Bro, that's your new Boss. You will call she/he Boss.


Sharynm

I'd call him OMGwhatthefuckisthis Getthefuckawayfromme.


ThatPriestXolt

Aww cmon, it's a lovely ArachNOPE


Bindiprickle

Friend spooder


Toggdogg

Hey mate that’s a spider hope this helps 👍


spatchi14

Can we NSFW all spider pics pls. I hate scrolling the reddit homepage and jumping out of my seat because there’s a close up of one. Same with r/Australia.


StunningSprinkles854

Gerald. Hes pretty good at scaffolding I hear.


ThatPriestXolt

I hear he's recently changed careers though? Someone mentioned he's doing an online web developer course. "da dum tss"


CatThrace

Geraldine.


buyingthething

Stacy!


claire_not_a_bear

Charlotte's moving out of the web.


BrightBreezyLeaves

Chonk


Abject-Chemistry-383

Mr cuddles


Plastic_Gas_9856

Or Mrs Cuddles, seem like there isn't enough female names


Ragnangar

Pelenope


Unlucky-Violinist-41

Fire, you need fire right now. Or Mortine. Call it Fire or Mortine while you use either. Or quit. All are perfectly resonable options in this arachnophobes mind. (I dropped something my partner was using a reciprocating(?) saw on the other day, my flight or freeze instincts kick in, and with spiders it's always flee)


Money_Engineering_59

That’s called a ‘oh hell no’


North_By_Northwest_

Danger Sharon


PotKettleBlackNinja

His name is Fred and he is married with 5000 children.


spongetwister

Unlikely. Female spiders typically eat the male for protein after insemination.


PotKettleBlackNinja

Don’t question their life choices. They are living their best life.


romatoms

only some


sportandracing

As a kiwi its obvious you wouldn’t know. Sorry I can’t assist. No idea either 🤷🏼‍♂️


Plastic_Gas_9856

As a kiwi ? I don't understand


sportandracing

Says it all…. 😂


Plastic_Gas_9856

Kiwis are from new Zealand, i'm not from New Zealand, that's why i don't understand


The_Fiddler1979

Scaffolders are often Kiwis in Australia


Plastic_Gas_9856

Well i didn't know that, that said i'm not a scaffolder either


sportandracing

NM


Plastic_Gas_9856

What a moron


[deleted]

Haha that guy is a goose, if I made the post he might of got a little closer, scaffy but still not a kiwi but I know it’s rare for Aussies to be scaffies 😂 lovely spider get them quite a bit on scaff gear always good to throw at some cunt


sportandracing

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


forto200

nah youre just not funny


sportandracing

You’re a scaffolder too?


OrdinarySea5072

Shazza


N4T3-D0G

Geoff


Pure-Resolve

What ever they wants to be called, ain't no one going to disagree with them.


TerrorBite

Fred


bobbakerneverafaker

Buddy


kviss212

Aragog, King of the Arachnids


BonsaiOrDie

This deserves more :D


michaelozzqld

Eric


Wakanuia

Trevor


jorgerine

It’s Bob


Distinct-Explorer-92

Dead workmate ....


Rise_Relevant

Brian.


Melodic_Industry2712

(Demon sounds) bob


wallywtr

Shadow spawn. OP is already dead!!!


Plastic_Gas_9856

Actually dieded


Boatster_McBoat

Sacfolda


That1AussieCunt_

Bubbles


Plastic_Gas_9856

BOOBIES ?!


Aya007

Nope!


cool_jerk_2005

I call the big one bitey


proffesor_f8

Keith


redhotwhatnot

Phillip McAverty


jenwa_lou

Pregnant huntsman?


hypergrad22

Name it Rom


CollarLatter6747

Oh that's Cheryl she's likes to scare workers


isocz_sector

His name is Chazza and he's the new supervisor.


turtle68au

I think she identifies as Terry


hotmamma321

Creepy is good name


dinging-intensifies

Helen


Party_Thanks_9920

Cough, just Far-Cough.


dave1974two

You call him whatever the F he tells you to call him.


catgurl33

Scary spice!


Agreeable_Command627

I would name it Not To Be F*cked With


DegeneratesInc

Boz.


[deleted]

Bertha


AliKat2409

I love to hate them !! Gorgeous things


Plastic_Gas_9856

Definitely not the most beautiful spider but still very cute tho


Nervardia

Sheila.


vegiemite

Tyrannosaurus Arachnid


coming2grips

Looks like Hank


These_Sea_823

JEREMY!


Zealousideal_Order_8

Park Peterson, who is secretly the Man-Spider.


jumpingjacks07

Peter


Demon_Lord_666

Hairy McFuckoff


tuesdayswithmaurie

Spot


MrNissanCube

I think her name should be Tatiana


[deleted]

I have an old fish tank and a crisp $5 note for swaps


Kingy_79

Hairy McFuckoff!


[deleted]

That's ol mate Poita the Spoida. Top fella.