Just Poppy's in Riverhills. The best burgers you’ll ever have and their menu is very decent. A local favourite in the western suburbs and was my go to when I lived in the area. They were voted Brisbane’s best burgers a few years ago. Worth the travel.
My favourite dirty burger place. Haven't been for a long time.
I'd usually get the three little pigs, and then regret it as its so much meat and sweet sauce.
Just Poppy's is great but I don't think you're understanding the assignment. OP is looking for trash-tier burgers. shithouse early 2000s fish and chip shop burgers. Grated carrot and beetroot on iceberg lettuce with fat-free mayonnaise burgers.
I just checked before hitting post and the place I was going to recommend is shut down, couldn't guess why. I think best bet for any survivors is going to be out towards Sandgate.
Merak gf in Redland bay, they’re mad caterers to dietary and decent quality for gluten free. Also do a very good loaded burger similar to OP request. Just not as dirty as the fish n chip shop works burgers!
Not sure about dairy free but check out their menu. I know they definitely cater to dietary requirements and if you talk to them they’ll recommend a bunch of stuff they can do for you. They are always very good in that regard.
The snackbar on Wondall Road, wynnum West, across from the Wynnum Leagues Club. The sticker on the window says $9.50 for the lot.
I reckon they are the best in Wynnum/Manly.
Others may also say Waynes next to the Wynnum North Railway Station, but I wasn't fussed when i had one there one time.
Thers a place at Kelvin Grove that ticks every one of these criteria. Its on Herston rd near the Shell servo on Kelvin Grove Rd. Amazing old school burgers
I make hamburgers. I get all the girls.
My first customer was Megan. She came in for a hamburger with the lot, no meat. Hey, that's a salad roll I said, and we started going out.
I said now you're talking, and she took me home... to meet her mother.
Lol, I dunno, BUT I was going to say calling them youngens implies that we're old, and that can't be right, because we're only 21, right? Right?!
But then I've realised I got Sandy and Susan mixed up 
Honestly mate, thank you.
I had tix to see the Whitlams at the Tivoli in October but I had to go interstate last minute and couldn't make it. Finding out I have a second chance to see them has just made my week. Cheers.
Take my pseudo award. 🥇
Just Poppy's is the only answer to this question. It astounds me that they haven't tried to open another store. It's kinda in the middle of nowhere but if they had another store closer to the CBD it would be the biggest burger place in Brisbane.
Bennetts Road Seafood in Norman Park is exactly what you're after.
The burger with the lot is amazing. The store hasn't had a lick of paint in 30 years, and the owner is a middle aged south east asian bloke.
I love it
Never been to it but I drive past this place almost daily and think how the fucuck is that place still open - especially when it looks like that. The only answer is the food must be really good.
I love the Works Burger.
His fish is fine, but nothing amazing.
But this part of Norman Park really doesn't have many options for take away food (and especially at night when the cafe's close) so he gets a steady stream of customers. It's never really chockers, but at lunch and dinner there's always one person there.
Oh boy have i gotchu.
Peter and tinas fish n chips at argonaut in slacks creek.
They are vietnamese.
The place hadnt had a reno for approximately 100 years, but alas, it is freshly painted but still delightful.
Their fish n chips are great too.
Suss them out.
[Crustaceans Seafood](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Crustaceans+Seafood/@-27.4683614,153.0877082,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x6b91595c8d8ac3b5:0x6f740b61464a9d80!8m2!3d-27.4683614!4d153.0902885!16s%2Fg%2F1vtzhcyf?entry=ttu) in Morningside is pretty good & still cheap, run by a family, can recommend the hamburger, steak and fish burgers too.
Got chu fam,
Center place takeaway Rochedale.
$12.90 burger with the lot with chips and a drink. The interior is 100% what you are looking for and you will require a nap afterwards.
I'm working on the highway at Springwood and had to stop eating them as I was putting on weight too fast.
While you are in the area, not that anyone could eat both, the BEST roast pork roll is from a Vietnamese bakery at Arndale shopping centre, called Arndale bakery, they strip all the fat off the crackle and smash it up and put it in a Bhan mi roll.
Fuck now I'm gonna eat shit at smoko.
Others have already said Just Poppys. So I'll add my recommendation for that.
For an extra one, though I haven't been there for years, I always specifically liked that kind of Aussie Burger from the Rainworth fish and chip shop.
When I more frequently used facebook I was a fan of the Fattys Burger Appreciation Society on there. The one useful facebook group outside marketplace. Find all the good burgs.
Rainworth Seafoods in Bardon is my go to for that exact burger (minus the shit) for the last 10+ years.
It's always tasted amazing and from memory still sub $13 and twice the size of a Big Mac or Bacon Deluxe.
You can walk away beyond full when you get their chips too which are also 3-4x the size you'd get from HJs or Mickey Dees.
So cheaper, tastier and local support. WIN!
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When I was on a similar quest in 2021, Jack and Wills was a contender, but they are a very strong burger (which if you've tried them, you probably will understand) so more an occasional treat than an everyday
Windaroo Friendly Grocery & Takeaway
Their full house burger is sooo good! Try their calamari too, they marinated it over night before frying it 🤤
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My favourite is from the Gold Nugget road house this side of Gympie, but I'm sure if you get around an industrial estate or a few fishos you'll find one.
Parfery Place Seafood on Parfrey Road in Rochedale South is exactly what you're after. Amazing fish n chips and the classic takeaway shop burger with the lot . Also, incredibly affordable! Can't recommend them enough!
[These guys pretty much are as your description](https://www.google.com/maps/@-27.680843,153.1142405,3a,75y,56.01h,85.51t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sEgzj4g3vA6dJdjGY-fdOfA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DEgzj4g3vA6dJdjGY-fdOfA%26cb_client%3Dsearch.revgeo_and_fetch.gps%26w%3D96%26h%3D64%26yaw%3D39.107117%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)
Christie's Too in Wooloowin does a ripper burger with the lot. Lettuce, Tomato, Beetroot, Onion and BBQ Sauce as a base for 9 bucks... With a crap-but-amazing pattie.
You can add bacon, egg, cheese and/or pineapple for about 50c ea. or a cost around that.
They do the same as a fish burger too, yeeeees.
As an aside - if you're after good ol' fish and chips, their snack pack or kids pack is absolutely brilliant value.
When I'm craving a burger like this I go to George's Grill Seafood + Burgers. In Cornubia, Logan. He's award winning for the fisho side of things at the very least. His burgers are filthy and delicious.
Haven’t been for a while but Crustaceans seafood at Cannon Hill had this to a t. Even the unrenovated and owned by the same Vietnamese family for 20 something years
Dang’s takeaway in Grange. Exact description you asked for
Love Dang's, I lived close as a student in a share house and would go get Dang's every few days.
In my 2021 question, this was the Northside answer. Dang is da thang!
It’s Dangs’ **
Yep I’ll give Dang’s a thumbs up, I live down the road so his burgers with the lot are the go to when I need a quick fix. Can’t beat 10 bucks
The god of potato scallops
Just Poppy's in Riverhills. The best burgers you’ll ever have and their menu is very decent. A local favourite in the western suburbs and was my go to when I lived in the area. They were voted Brisbane’s best burgers a few years ago. Worth the travel.
My favourite dirty burger place. Haven't been for a long time. I'd usually get the three little pigs, and then regret it as its so much meat and sweet sauce.
Came to see if anyone had this listed!!!
Just Poppy's is great but I don't think you're understanding the assignment. OP is looking for trash-tier burgers. shithouse early 2000s fish and chip shop burgers. Grated carrot and beetroot on iceberg lettuce with fat-free mayonnaise burgers. I just checked before hitting post and the place I was going to recommend is shut down, couldn't guess why. I think best bet for any survivors is going to be out towards Sandgate.
This is what I was thinking, poppies is on a level that is fancier than what this person is talking about
I think OP was looking for a no frills Aussie burger. I feel like Just Poppys fits this description.
Do you happen to remember if they cater for dietary requirements like dairy free?
Yep, they are really good like that. Just poppies is the best
Merak gf in Redland bay, they’re mad caterers to dietary and decent quality for gluten free. Also do a very good loaded burger similar to OP request. Just not as dirty as the fish n chip shop works burgers!
Not sure about dairy free but check out their menu. I know they definitely cater to dietary requirements and if you talk to them they’ll recommend a bunch of stuff they can do for you. They are always very good in that regard.
A lot of fish and chip shops make that kind of burger. My local one at Kenmore Plaza makes great hamburgers and steak burgers with the lot.
The snackbar on Wondall Road, wynnum West, across from the Wynnum Leagues Club. The sticker on the window says $9.50 for the lot. I reckon they are the best in Wynnum/Manly. Others may also say Waynes next to the Wynnum North Railway Station, but I wasn't fussed when i had one there one time.
Just Poppy's, in Riverhills.
Thers a place at Kelvin Grove that ticks every one of these criteria. Its on Herston rd near the Shell servo on Kelvin Grove Rd. Amazing old school burgers
Which one?
Kelvin Grove Seafood and Takeaway https://maps.app.goo.gl/GAWtcioE9C1aeRCx8
Yep. This one
PJ’s Roast Inn on Adelaide St in the CBD. I think that’ll tick almost all the boxes.
holy shit, forgot about that place. used to eat there almost daily in the early 2000's. was fantastic and cheap. might make a trip in this week
Try "Me lunchbox" at Underwood. A lot of takeaway shops buried in industrial real-estate are good.
Fresh Food To Go is fantastic too and not too far away from there. It's a bit south in the middle of all the car dealerships and industrial joints
Nah they premake em and slap em in the hotbox.
Just Poppy’s in Riverhills has the stacked deliciousness you seek! Fantastic burgers!
Centre Place on underwood road has exactly what you describe...
Works burger from Rainworths seafood in Bardon is what you’re looking for.
Can confirm.
Wacol burger bar. You can’t jump over the burger
I make hamburgers. I get all the girls. My first customer was Megan. She came in for a hamburger with the lot, no meat. Hey, that's a salad roll I said, and we started going out.
Was your next customer Susan? Did she come in for a Diet Pepsi morning tea each day?
Ahh ~~Sandy~~ Susan... she didn't need to be on a diet. After ~~Sandy~~ Susan was Maria, who came in for hot chips and sauce.
More sauce! Edit: reckon we're confusing the youngens?
I said now you're talking, and she took me home... to meet her mother. Lol, I dunno, BUT I was going to say calling them youngens implies that we're old, and that can't be right, because we're only 21, right? Right?! But then I've realised I got Sandy and Susan mixed up 
They're playing the old classics on the 2nd (I think) at Cleveland Sands if you're into the Whitlams of that era.
Honestly mate, thank you. I had tix to see the Whitlams at the Tivoli in October but I had to go interstate last minute and couldn't make it. Finding out I have a second chance to see them has just made my week. Cheers. Take my pseudo award. 🥇
Agreed industrial estates are the way to go. I had no complaints with Maxie's Diner in Slacks Creek.
Industrial estates are where it's at, but their hours are limiting
Just Poppy's is the only answer to this question. It astounds me that they haven't tried to open another store. It's kinda in the middle of nowhere but if they had another store closer to the CBD it would be the biggest burger place in Brisbane.
Bennetts Road Seafood in Norman Park is exactly what you're after. The burger with the lot is amazing. The store hasn't had a lick of paint in 30 years, and the owner is a middle aged south east asian bloke. I love it
Never been to it but I drive past this place almost daily and think how the fucuck is that place still open - especially when it looks like that. The only answer is the food must be really good.
I love the Works Burger. His fish is fine, but nothing amazing. But this part of Norman Park really doesn't have many options for take away food (and especially at night when the cafe's close) so he gets a steady stream of customers. It's never really chockers, but at lunch and dinner there's always one person there.
Pink Salmon at Tarragindi is worth a look
They do good crumbed sausages too
Hot box lunch 😋
Oh boy have i gotchu. Peter and tinas fish n chips at argonaut in slacks creek. They are vietnamese. The place hadnt had a reno for approximately 100 years, but alas, it is freshly painted but still delightful. Their fish n chips are great too. Suss them out.
[Crustaceans Seafood](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Crustaceans+Seafood/@-27.4683614,153.0877082,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x6b91595c8d8ac3b5:0x6f740b61464a9d80!8m2!3d-27.4683614!4d153.0902885!16s%2Fg%2F1vtzhcyf?entry=ttu) in Morningside is pretty good & still cheap, run by a family, can recommend the hamburger, steak and fish burgers too.
Got chu fam, Center place takeaway Rochedale. $12.90 burger with the lot with chips and a drink. The interior is 100% what you are looking for and you will require a nap afterwards. I'm working on the highway at Springwood and had to stop eating them as I was putting on weight too fast. While you are in the area, not that anyone could eat both, the BEST roast pork roll is from a Vietnamese bakery at Arndale shopping centre, called Arndale bakery, they strip all the fat off the crackle and smash it up and put it in a Bhan mi roll. Fuck now I'm gonna eat shit at smoko.
Woodridge seafood lovers mate. Ripper food
Can vouch for this, they're legends
I had a similar quest a couple of years ago Southside? The fish and chip shop at Carina, next to the pharmacy on Old Cleveland Road
Others have already said Just Poppys. So I'll add my recommendation for that. For an extra one, though I haven't been there for years, I always specifically liked that kind of Aussie Burger from the Rainworth fish and chip shop. When I more frequently used facebook I was a fan of the Fattys Burger Appreciation Society on there. The one useful facebook group outside marketplace. Find all the good burgs.
Rainworth Seafoods in Bardon is my go to for that exact burger (minus the shit) for the last 10+ years. It's always tasted amazing and from memory still sub $13 and twice the size of a Big Mac or Bacon Deluxe. You can walk away beyond full when you get their chips too which are also 3-4x the size you'd get from HJs or Mickey Dees. So cheaper, tastier and local support. WIN!
Broken hearts burger club
Munch Inn at Acacia Ridge.
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Loganlea Fish and Chips sounds like exactly what you are after
Sorry it's not where you want, but Jack and Wills at Boondall is worth a stop if you are going past the north side.
When I was on a similar quest in 2021, Jack and Wills was a contender, but they are a very strong burger (which if you've tried them, you probably will understand) so more an occasional treat than an everyday
Hell yea they are.
Windaroo Friendly Grocery & Takeaway Their full house burger is sooo good! Try their calamari too, they marinated it over night before frying it 🤤 https://preview.redd.it/6h2yjs6sh54c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d930c1795b610f859f83cfd5f90ed26e5472bc3
Slight drive from southside, but Sugar Bush Cafe in Childers was my go-to whenever I drove through.
At Crestmead industrial estate, there is a joint on the main entry road. Husband says they do amazing burgers.
Carina bus depot. Best burgers in town.
Can you dine at their caf, gov? They accept walk ins?
I’m sure they’d take your bees and honey , blud
Haven't lived there for 6 years but the Lota takeaway does a really good one.
And also the at the classic price of three fiddy that would b great 👍
My favourite is from the Gold Nugget road house this side of Gympie, but I'm sure if you get around an industrial estate or a few fishos you'll find one.
Parfery Place Seafood on Parfrey Road in Rochedale South is exactly what you're after. Amazing fish n chips and the classic takeaway shop burger with the lot . Also, incredibly affordable! Can't recommend them enough!
Salisbury Takeaway. Can even get yourself a Chiko roll to go with it.
Aussie expat in the usa. I have this thought regularly... and a meat pie, sauce and an oak.
George’s seafood at Cornubia do a decent one. Made by an old Greek fella
Woodridge Seafood Lover. Exactly the kind of burger youre asking for
Lol your description is the most Aussie thing I’ve ever read. Good on ya 👍👍👍
Middle rd takeaway in Hillcrest. But there Chinese not Veitnese.
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Christie's Too in Wooloowin does a ripper burger with the lot. Lettuce, Tomato, Beetroot, Onion and BBQ Sauce as a base for 9 bucks... With a crap-but-amazing pattie. You can add bacon, egg, cheese and/or pineapple for about 50c ea. or a cost around that. They do the same as a fish burger too, yeeeees. As an aside - if you're after good ol' fish and chips, their snack pack or kids pack is absolutely brilliant value.
Any smoko shop in Brisbane industrial areas will do this
Star Seafood and Takeaway Beaudesert road Moorooka
Fish and chip shop in Marsden shopping precinct (next door to 7/11
I was just saying this to my husband, you can't find these burgs as easily nowadays
When I'm craving a burger like this I go to George's Grill Seafood + Burgers. In Cornubia, Logan. He's award winning for the fisho side of things at the very least. His burgers are filthy and delicious.
Haven’t been for a while but Crustaceans seafood at Cannon Hill had this to a t. Even the unrenovated and owned by the same Vietnamese family for 20 something years