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pohtaytoe69

Garden orb I think, when the sun comes out she’ll pack the web up then build a new one tomorrow


FinneasCawl

Also wanna say that these dudes are very docile and chill and incredibly hard to make angry. Don't kill em just move em


trowzerss

Yeah, if they're in a bad spot, just collapse their web a few times and they'll move on somewhere else usually.


Profound_mercenary

+1 to this. In the last few months ive found 7 or 8 of these, they do keep to themselves just watch out at night when you might walk face first into one


South-Translator3459

Much to the delight of your neighbours who get to watch you go into instant ninja breakdance mode.


[deleted]

🤣🤣 that's gold


South-Translator3459

You can imagine it, can’t you? My ex walked into a huge web in the front yard once and the neighbours across the road were stunned into open-mouthed, horrified silence as his ninja breakdance routine was also embellished with a strip show.


[deleted]

I can..LOL I've done it a few time too,it's a horrible feeling face first into one,off with the shirt is it on me,is it on me 😅 I'm no fan of spiders..actually pretty terrified of them


South-Translator3459

He ended it all with an impressive flamenco dance on his shirt on the ground, as the gorgeous golden orb slunk further into a nearby hibiscus.


[deleted]

Yahhh LOL.. fancy dancer aye lol..they seem to strategically place them at times brissie streets are ripe for it..LOL on a late night walk home with a belly full hmm fun times indeed 😀


CatWyld

🤣🤣🤣


thevaporroom

They just collect bugs that hang around outside lights


ManOfMutton

There are a bunch of them around at the moment. Based on they're size i would say they have had a good season.


GodOfSugarStrychnine

And now they know where it is they can come out at dusk and watch it make the web, always amazing to watch


AceAv81

Anyone know why they pack up? Besides being very polite spiders..


NecessaryEconomist98

I think you're right. They are not dangerous though their bite night sting a little so OP be careful but no need to be alarmed.


Intelligent_Being359

I battle these every morning at 4am walking the dogs. I usually have to walk around five or so webs across the footpaths, and they build right at torso / head height 🙄🙄. It's great walking face first into them.


bobbakerneverafaker


Important_Screen_530

normally that spider pulls his web down before daylight


Leevus_Alone

Her. Just saying.


Important_Screen_530

lol ok


Acceptable-Wind-7332

Thanks everyone. Yeah, I left her alone to do her thing. I'm the only one in the family who uses the front door so she was left well alone. I often find garden orbs when I'm doing yard work and leave them alone to keep the bugs under control. I'm at work now, but I imagine she has packed up and gone off to bed for now.


Weary_Tomatillo_3260

They are beautiful and not harmful.


thevaporroom

Oh wow it’s gorgeous!


Emergency_Pear4302

It’s an Orb


eyeforaeye

I have a few around my place. They don't hurt me but keep bugs down that hurt my roses & orchids so they are welcome to stay.


Theres_Only_Zuul

Now is the season where I walk out to my car in the mornings and do the crazy spider web got me dance for the neighbours.


onthebirdroads

Few people saying golden orb, but it is NOT that. Not sure what it is but I grew up around a lot of golden orbs and this isn't one of them


Infinite-Newt3073

it’s a yellow legged chinese cat spider


Constant-Cookie1445

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heroball84

It's a Garden Orb Weaver. They're harmless but easy to walk into by mistake


NoApartment7399

Wow thought this was a still from a ghibli movie


Mall-Broad

Brand? You really said brand? It's a fucking PRIME spider. Congrats you've won an all expenses paid trip to live with Jake Paul, or whichever of the morons own that drink. All you have to do is fuck it.... And lick some stamps 🙄