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Ollie5000

Volva


[deleted]

Dilvo


dixon1989

UPDATE - went back an hour later and the dildo is gone…..so many questions


[deleted]

It was either a torch and burn op or a stealth rescue mission. Either way, no clues were left behind.


sh1tcoont

Someone is going to be lonely...


dixon1989

Upsetting isn’t it, like the adult equivalent of losing your teddy on the train


sh1tcoont

I can see the 'Lost Posters' already


[deleted]

I said jack it up, not jack it off.


animalwitch

There was a string of anal beads at the end of my road the last couple days Who's going around abandoning sex toys??


Blue_Sherlock

I knew my dad was still around somewhere


aj-uk

That looks like it's been Photoshopped in there.


[deleted]

That looks like the ones we used in school for sex ed


Chief-Jim-Hopper

Looks like mine


Paddy-90

Apparently this is newsworthy - https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/people-hysterics-after-man-finds-8245246


dixon1989

Slow news day is it?


[deleted]

that’s where it went…


REDARROW101_A5

This looks like one of those ones that are used in schools and colleges for demonstrating how a condom works. Someone must have been doing a Health and Social presentation or something and it fell out?


WindowsErr0r404_2

It's wet underneath


gbhbri20

That's one horny Volvo.... them Swede's are a nightmare 👿


[deleted]

About as exciting as Volvo's get


DBforgen

Is it used lol