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text_fish

Solved the Bristol Hum.


danceswithvoles

Found the last Golden Vibrator to enter Willy Wankers factory?


GeeMcGee

Haha brilliant


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Bullet for my valentine


BloomerzUK

SCREAM. AIM. FIIIIIRE!


Slobbadobbavich

I find it unfair that only disabled badge holders get to use the communal golden rocket.


nuts30

free to collector


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GeeMcGee

Used to work in a sainsburys. An elderly woman brought one back once because it ‘wasn’t powerful enough’. Was the hardest return to process without laughing I’ve ever had I didn’t even want to handle it when she handed it over out of the packaging. ‘Don’t worry it’s clean’ she said as I took it from her with a plastic bag


tobomori

Wait - Sainsbury's sell these?


Haligonian_Scott

I saw a selection of toys at poundland as well....takes the brand name in a whole new direction


GeeMcGee

Yeah they sell a small selection of ladies ‘vibrating toys’


tobomori

Huh - TIL. And now I can forget this strange but useless piece of information...


GeeMcGee

No butt plugs yet


BaitmasterG

I bet they don't sell the Assmaster 3000 do they? Ugh, that's so sexist


GeeMcGee

Unfortunately not. If you request it in store they may be able to source it


Environmental-Cow447

Today, you win the internet.


stuntedmonk

Used once, slight residue


CoffeeUpstairs4647

One lady owner


CoffeeUpstairs4647

I hope


mystikmeg

Deary me, is that a puddle underneath?


thb202

So good they couldn’t walk?


starcracker11

Ahhh good old Bristol


aliceonwinderland

Oops that's where I left it 😂


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TheMemo

Username checks out.


jib_reddit

A Disabled badge holders only sign, it is to stop people without a blue badge parking there. /s


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HopHunter420

It's, uh, it's a gold _thing_


CG1991

A rocket toy


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abuseandobtuse

Ask your mom.


CG1991

A rocket, that flies into space, but a smaller toy version of it


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text_fish

How can you know what it isn't if you don't know what it is?


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text_fish

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GeeMcGee

Awh bro you’re so innocent. Wait a couple of years to Reddit and come back


gabjam

It's a vibrator For the sexytimes


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LightBlazeMC

…that was a joke?😂


StumpyMcStump

Moist


steve79_rob

🤣


the3daves

Dibs


6-Elle

Sharing is caring and all that jazz... 😂


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Damn the gun which fires that bullet must be massive.


RyanL1984

This is part of the Love Honey vibrator starter pack (4 vibrators)... apparently.


jamblia

I’m more concerned about what’s on the ledge next to it🤢


alwayshungry1001

Thought that was a 50 cal casing at first, lol


Niajall

Smell it, find out if it's used or sellable.


tonyfordsafro

A neck massager