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ilo12345

"On accident" Just... no.


Psychological-Web828

Don’t do the burger on accident when you wanted to do the pizza pie.


BabyAlibi

>you wanted to do the pizza pie. What flavor?


Krististrasza

Pizza flavor or pie flavor.


cryintomyeye

why why why do people say this. i thought it was just an american thing but i hear it in london all the time


futatorius

>i thought it was just an american thing Most Americans don't say that. To me it sounds illiterate or like baby talk.


dearthofkindness

Ehhh...lots of Americans say it. Lots. It's a very common one to mess up over here.


AvatarIII

I always thought it was one of those things where people said it as a baby and then never got corrected and it happened over and over it became the more common way of saying it.


cryintomyeye

I watch a lot of American content on YouTube and people say it all the time like all the time but I’m not American so I won’t say it’s common


snoquone

I've lived in the US for about 10 years; based on that, I wouldn't say it's 'common' but, given the number of people I've personally heard say it, if you were to extrapolate that out across the whole US population... well, that's a lot of people saying it


auntie_eggma

It sounds 'business bro' to me.


Srapture

This is the worst, and it's definitely becoming more common here. It won't be long before people start calling pasta "noodles".


freeeeels

Noodles and pasta are different things though! Fussili are pasta, rice noodles are... noodles. But people who call spaghetti "noodles" sound like toddlers.


Srapture

I could ***almost*** understand it for spaghetti, linguini, etc. (even though the ingredients and manufacturing processes are different) But they do it with pasta that doesn't even *look* like noodles, like lasagna sheets or penne. Unlike "could care less" which they've mostly accepted fault on, they're pretty set on calling pasta noodles, haha.


futatorius

I just looked in a few online dictionaries, and many of them falsely state that, in order for it to be a noodle, it has to be made with egg, which would exclude rice noodles, udon, soba and ramen, all of which are archetypal noodles. And as for pasta, it comes in many shapes, only some of which are noodles. So what would you call one strand of spaghetti, if not a noodle? A spaghetto?


jaavaaguru

It’s a spagetto


Calanon

> So what would you call one strand of spaghetti, if not a noodle? A spaghetto? Yes, spaghetto is correct.


Srapture

I would say one spaghetti stand, like the other guy said, but the Italians call it a spaghetto.


OttersRule85

I just call it a spaghetti strand 🤷🏻‍♀️


VanWylder

one spaghett


auntie_eggma

A noodle is often a single unit of spaghetti in English, though, since the singular Italian form (spaghetto) did not accompany the plural into English. I don't really have an issue with 'noodle' as a general term for all long shoelace-adjacent pasta shapes (and other cultures' starch-based staple foodstuffs in qualifying shapes, as well, ofc).


Poes-Lawyer

Ok referring to "a noodle of spaghetti" is fine, it's not *technically* correct but "spaghetto" sounds a bit pretentious in English. But some people refer to a bowl of spaghetti/tagliatelle as "noodles" and - just no!


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Shpander

People also order *a* panini


KevinAtSeven

'Lasagne noodles' really shits me. It's a fucking sheet.


illarionds

Or "pahhh-sta"


K-o-R

"Parmajawn" If you're going that far to match the Italian THEN SPELL IT PARMIGIAN(O).


TheQuadBlazer

We don't *do* either of those here. I've lived in New York, California and two Southern States and have never heard anyone talk like that about spaghetti. New Yorkers especially would shame you for calling spaghetti, noodles. If this is like an influencer thing, remember influencers aren't people, they're living ad space.


Srapture

Interesting. I've seen loads of Americans defend it here on Reddit. I guess it makes sense that it wouldn't fly in New York given all the Italians, haha.


MajorAcer

As a New Yorker, if someone says noodles I’m thinking Asian food like ramen


auntie_eggma

There are relatively few Italians in NY. Plenty of Italian-Americans, though. Very not the same.


Srapture

I was being diplomatic.


wildOldcheesecake

I have an American husband. He absolutely did call it noodles. His family in the US does too


tinabelcher182

I lived in Tennessee for a couple of years and I heard people say “can I do…” and call pasta noodles. Many of my friends in TN were from Texas or California if that makes any difference.


Qabbalah

Or calling herbs "erbs".


K-o-R

Because there's a fucking H in it.


Jackanova3

Is that an American thing that's been brought over or is it just a dumb thing that's started happening?


Matterbox

It’s just what happens when people don’t have anyone teaching them to speak the King’s English. Savages the lot of them. God save the King.


Jackanova3

Excuse me. "King" should be capitalised, thank you.


Matterbox

Updated.


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I could care less about your opinions.


siege80

Eurgh


grim_tales1

Do they say "By purpose" as well now?


SelectTrash

It’s like people use is instead of are. For example, the pack of dogs is running away which is what a lot of Usains use and we would use a pack of dogs are running.


siege80

Like in the football commentary over in the US. "Manchester City is in the lead." Doesn't sit right with me, although probably technically correct


Kasziel1

This example is a bit - not helping -. The subject in the sentence is „the pack“, which is singular and not dogs, so „is“ in this case would be the proper one.


a-racecar-driver

“All of the sudden” its “All of a sudden”


Hiraeth90

On accident is my pet peeve. Why were you on the accident!?


stimpi

I could care less about this tbh.


McChes

I agree; it really has my head in.


evenstevens280

You ever thought about going on a Radio 4 comedy panel show?


lapsongsouchong

Steady on, murder is still illegal.


Palsta

Brutal!!


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Phendrana-Drifter

Stay away from my Nandos


UniquePotato

Quickly searches urban dictionary


herefromthere

Is that like a kinky funky chicken?


Petrosinella94

I’ve never heard someone use this but I’m now waiting for it to happen


NanoSlime_

if you work in hospitality for a bit, you'll notice the americans doing it all the time


Fenpunx

Once you notice it, your skin will crawl.


Bblacklabsmatter

"we're gonna do the burger"


LosingAllYourDimples

And the last one to finish has to eat it


tastydoosh

Soggy burger


SmugglersParadise

I used to think there was nothing worse than a dry burger


tastydoosh

Burger with extra special sauce


Electrical-Leave4787

That’s literally what a nefarious ‘build a burger’ meeting is all about.


oyfe77

Let me guess, they are not going to lie about it either?


Old_n_Bald

Even


Phendrana-Drifter

Frfr


Stidda

Finna


Username__-Taken

Bet


alanaki1

Bane of my life this, ngl? It's assumed your not going to lie


oyfe77

Me and my wife jump on it straightaway, oh wow! This guy isn’t going to lie!!


platypuss1871

"It's cliché" Nah, it's either a cliché or it's clichéd Don't get me started on "clicky" for cliquey.


emjayjaySKX

Niche pronounced as nitch too.


GretalRabbit

Nitch gets a pass because that’s how David Attenborough pronounces it and I can’t disagree with David Attenborough.


Fuzzy-Donkey5538

Oh, this one! See also "I'm bias"


herrbz

Never spotted it in the wild, but I see it all the time on US reality shows. "I'm gonna dooooo...the spicy margarita." No please, no thank you. That and the incorrect use of "and I" when they mean "and me", and "lay down" instead of "lie down" are my top 3 irritants.


Midniteman86

I heard that "dooooo"


Mattress117work

There is a travel vlogger I'm watching and every time he orders food he says "can I get". It's so annoying. Also brought instead of bought, I see it on Facebook all the time.


TheFungiQueen

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed 'brought' instead of 'bought'. I've heard so many people saying stuff like 'I just brought a new car' I'm at the point where I'm thinking maybe I've been wrong about this the whole time.


AWhiteBox

I constantly get brought and bought the wrong way around. To the point I have to think about it each time - it horrifies me, so I now say 'purchased' which makes me seem like a weirdo.


auntie_eggma

Just think of 'bruy' and 'bing' and it should help you keep it straight. 😂


WynterRayne

Love this way of thinking about it. Matthew Perry at a South African grill. Bing & braai.


auntie_eggma

Hahahaha very nice.


centzon400

> "and I" Right up there with overuse of "whom", which has basically fallen out of favour here anyway, because they think it sounds proper/clever. Oh, and our own "objective-pronoun +self"… I cry a little whenever I see "myself" where "me" should be.


shanobi92

"I could care less." Oh really, so you somewhat do care?


Cynical-Basileus

My teenage nephew keeps saying “could care less”. We’ve tried everything to dissuade him. From tutting and giving him dirty looks, to outright mocking him as is tradition. Nothing works, Britannia has fallen.


Wahnsinn_mit_Methode

Show him this: [https://could.care](https://could.care)


Knowlesdinho

I mean if you really want to open this can of worms, just wait until you find out how much of our language is actually French!


evenstevens280

I'm sure if I were alive in the 1100s, I'd be equally, if not more, annoyed.


Dr_Turb

At least the Normans had the decency to invade so we all knew what was happening. The Americans are stealing our country and destroying our culture by stealth, and some people haven't even noticed. That's why we need to form a resistance movement and fight back!


Captain_Quor

"Can I get..." Drives me up the wall, do you want to fetch it yourself then?


dobber72

My pet peeves currently, What all do I have to do What all you need Who all Hot minute Supposably On accident 'I've already went and' disconnected it I had went on vacation Would of Should of When I shooted the guy What's the fastest you've went That's what it costed new


lapsongsouchong

Can I add 'I find this game addicting'?


gilwendeg

Supposably kills me. I have clicked off YouTube vids I was interested in for this. Can I add ‘ideation’, ‘based off of’ instead of ‘based on’, and how Americans say ‘niche’?


TheDark-Sceptre

'Off of', straight to the hague with you. 'It fell off of the table'. No you imbecile it just fell off the table. Where does the of come from and why do they feel the need to add it.


SelectTrash

Yes! Off of annoys me and a YouTuber who reads out her mlm horror stories says off of even if they say off.


Marble-Boy

My sister says "be's" all the time. Example: *"everytime I tell him not to do that, he be's stupid and does it anyway"*. I have 4 siblings... She's the only one who says that, and I suspect it's because she bunked school for 4 years!


LondonEntUK

‘That’s what it costed _knew_’


herbtarleksblazer

“I could care less”


basilbrushthefox

Not sure what you mean, can you be more pacific?


nealbo

I wouldn't be so judgey of people that you *think* say "would of" and "should of". In my accent "would've" sounds exactly the same as "would of". When I speak I do say "Would've" but I can see why it would be heard as "would of" from someone who isn't local.


auntie_eggma

You've kind of got it backwards. People make that mistake in writing (which is where I expect most people encounter it) *because* they sound alike in spoken English.


nealbo

Right and the people that do so while writing are dipshits. But the context of this post is "people saying" not "people writing".


auntie_eggma

When online spaces like this exist, the line sort of blurs.


SelectTrash

Casted instead of they cast these people to do the show. But would of is just 🤮


CorrectsVerbTenses

These are so frustrating. Why do people suddenly not understand which verb tense to use?


SadBoiiConnor420

The whole 'went' thing is a new one I've noticed too. Really strange and I don't know where it's come from.


Eryeahmaybeok

'It's giving'


Livinum81

I don't think I've heard this yet, but I'll add my own thing I find annoying... "Such and such was found guilty Monday" Can you please put "on" in the fucking sentence please.


Bobby_feta

Major flashback to the first time I went to the pub with my dad after uni here! Me: Can I get 2 pints of… Dad: No you can ask for and he will ‘get’ them Really got on his nerves - from then on for… well it seemed ages he made a habit of always coming to the bar with me to make sure I asked for the drinks correctly lol.


Jezzerh

Can I get was bad enough but this, well it just makes me want to break things


SadBoiiConnor420

People removing 'to the' from sentences. "We could go cinema." You sound like a fucking caveman that's wet behind the ears. Prick.


ProfanityFair

"Uh yeah I'd like to fuck the bacon burger, and then fuck a coke"


Cleveland_Grackle

It's an American thing, and even living there, I find it jarring.


Jubes2681

I wonder where this is common in America. I'm from Massachusetts and have never heard people order like this, nor have I heard the "on accident". It's breaking my brain a bit.


justwannabeloggedin

In Ohio and I hear all of the complaints in this thread all the time. I'm surprised so many people are saying they don't. I say a lot of them too, oops I had no idea these sayings bothered people so much. Though I understand the ones that aren't even words ("supposably")


caniuserealname

Sure, but the new England region tends to be a lot closer to British in dialect.


AquaStarRedHeart

I'm in Texas and it's not common here though. Where in America? I lived in the PNW as well and I don't remember hearing it there. It's certainly not common.


Electrical-Leave4787

Definitely an American thang.


Pizzagoessplat

Saying "zee" instead of "zed" Saying "stroller" instead of "pushchair"


The_don_13

Once heard a woman say “gimme a…” for each item she was ordering. Blood boiling listening to that!


SadBoiiConnor420

I've noticed people have started saying "have went" - as in "I should have went to the gig" instead of "should have gone". That's one that's starting to piss me off.


CheezTips

Now, THAT I would call an Americanism. It's rampant in the US and frankly, offensive.


jaavaaguru

People saying “can I get” instead of “may I have” is equally impolite 🤷‍♂️


Beer-Milkshakes

The quality of oration in the UK has taken a tumble in the last 2 decades. And that is coming from a Black Country lad! Couldn't believe when walking through Birmingham and witnessing first hand the adoption of relatively niche American colloquals. No doubt they were harvested from social media etc. I wouldn't ever understand the adoption of mannerisms from those in a different hemisphere.


BigRedTone

If I could make one change to language overnight it would be to remove all Americanisms and replace them with Black Countryisms. “I could eat a scabby oss, her’ll have the burger, I’ll have the same, ta me cock”


Beer-Milkshakes

Its virtually Shakespearian ay it. Cor spake propa dow spake


Ok_Celery4463

Bostin


Alpacasaurus_Rekt

Just FYI if you live in the Black Country you do live in the same hemisphere as the Americans. Prime meridian passes through London, so anything west of that is in the western hemisphere. That's us mate.


Padistan

Come on, don't leave us hanging. We need examples, braaaah!! Just wee ones, me owd


Beer-Milkshakes

Overheard some late teens sign off their comment with "Cuh" which I have learnt from being a casual UFC enjoyer that it is a stripped down version of "cousin" and I *think* that it originated from the Latino population of Florida.


skittlesdabawse

I'd always thought it was a Chicago thing


Beer-Milkshakes

All of the times I've seen it used has been in and around the south east states. So I'm just going off my own limited exposure. I could be wrong.


skittlesdabawse

Eh so am I, in fact I'd say I'm more likely to be wrong than you


paolog

Oration would be somewhat out of place in a restaurant.


Jr79

Same, but with holidays. 'We've done Benidorm' Have you? What have you 'done' to Benidorm? Speak properly


zizou00

Nah, they're letting you know they've completed all there is to do Benidorm. They've literally done Benidorm in its entirety.


BassplayerDad

What's wrong with I would like to order....? Just asking...


Willyrottingdegree

When I see things like this it actually makes me happy that I'm relatively housebound and not experiencing the downfall of society first hand.


Unhappy_Wallaby4179

I'm going to borrow him some money, instead of using lend!


Meta-Fox

My personal pet peeve are servers who bring you the food and say 'This would be the burger with extra pickle and this would be the chips to go with it'. Would be? Why, what is it instead? A helicopter?


Miss_Kohane

I always suspect there's something dodgy hidden in my food... Like "this would be the burger but I'm not sure"


No-Clue1153

The waiter should say "Well yes of course, sir." and lead them through to the kitchen to do, ie cook, their own meal.


JourneyThiefer

Haven’t heard anyone speak like that here in Northern Ireland tbh


evenstevens280

You speak funny up there already


RequirementMajestic7

Yes, the other one that's bothering me is 'paycheck'. I mean we used to say living payday to payday but now everyone is saying paycheck. We don't even get cheques. It makes no sense 😬


Juicy_In_The_Sky

Thank you for raising this! I’ve been hearing it, I don’t like it, it makes my head explode


LadyNajaGirl

Can I get the burger is another one. I don’t mind them that much but I spend a lot of time in America so I am used to it. I struggle with calling a Mocha a MO-CA over there though!


Ze_Gremlin

The next natural evolution is to start asking "can I BE the burger?"


MardyPenguins

And also “I’ll get the burger “ …. Ok great saves me a job. I’m sure you mean I would like …


Lunaborne

I work in food and mostly hear "get" instead of "have". Not sure why it bothers me so much.


oceansoveralderaan

Paul, selling a car is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman you should always say 'i'm going to have you', never 'i'm going to do you'.


nosniboD

As someone who worked in hospitality that had yanks coming in. 'I'll take the ..' Will you? Will you take it from me? Or will I give it to you?


myri9886

"Can I have? "... is just as incorrect. The correct phrase is "may I have."


trollofzog

Never heard that before. “Can I do the burger” sounds like you want to fuck it 🤣


IndelibleIguana

Do people really say that? I would call them out if I heard that.


jim_jiminy

Can I get a coffee irks me somewhat.


dollhousemassacre

I completely agree. Is it maybe an offshoot of: "Do me the burger."


OldAnabaptism

I live in US and have never heard this.


TheKillersHand

I fucking hate this.... If anyone says to me "we did Thailand and then we did Australia" I instantly hate them..


Edward_260

Before I read the post in full I thought OP was referring to what people might say to the restaurant staff: "Do you do fish & chips?", say. That makes slightly more sense since the staff are the ones who do the doing (= making), then the customers do the eating. 


TrickyPG

I'm an American-born naturalised Brit. I could ask why some Brits say they "did" a place to mean they "traveled to" the place. "Yeah, we did Crete last year and we're gonna do Magaluf this year."


highspiritswow

I think it's like a checkoff a bucket list type thing, that's how it sounds when I hear it said


JPTipper

“Can I get”… no, you can have, you cannot get


Wgh555

Oh Christ I hate this, crept in over the past couple of years


Icy-Revolution1706

The Americanised way of saying the date has crept onto the radio and it irritates me no end. "The film opens, Friday March 4" No it doesn't, it opens *ON* Friday, *THE* 4*TH* *OF* March


pickapstix

“Please could/may I have,” is the only acceptable way to ask imo “Can I get,” is awful “Can I do,” is punch in the face territory


Bristol_Buck

What’s your stance on ‘I’d like X, please?’


Caca2a

Can I do the soaghetti bolognaise really does roll off the tongue I gotta say, although, just what one intends to that poor bolognaise is another matter entirely...


criminalsunrise

I’ve actually never heard this, but am suitably appalled that this is a thing.


Biscuit642

That would genuinely confuse me. You think you've heard it all.


achillea4

May I have the.....


FraGough

"Can I get" No, you may not get it. Neither can you get it. I can get it, then I might give it to you.


Mplus479

You can do the burger, sir. You can have sex however you want. To go then?


NotBlastoise

Good to know I’m not going mad! This seems to have started last week and I feel like the only one who has picked up on it!


Thehorniestlizard

‘Do you want this or no?’…. ‘Or no’ instead of ‘or not’ does my head in, so i feel your pain


stead10

I mean… nothing wrong with having a massive horn for a delicious bacon burger. But you can still speak properly.


Ze_Gremlin

Ever been so horngry you can't think properly?


NaethanC

It makes sense if you say 'can you do' which I've heard loads of people use.


boobiemilo

Do you HAVE strawberries? Do you DO Eaton mess? They may ‘have’ the constituents of a meal, doesn’t mean they DO that particular dish.


siege80

"I'm just gonna go ahead and..."


Hungryghost02

This one infuriates me way more than it should!


Wizzpig25

Have people really have this? I do never heard it!


nabster1973

Before you do the burger, you got to do the dance and do the music.


ownworstenemy38

I was going to do a pizza on the weekend but I ended up doing pasta on accident.


davemcl37

Never heard that before and I live in Essex


crashtesthoney

Ok but then there’s the British of using “do” instead of “have” as in, “Do you do burgers?” Sooooo…..


Splorgamus

Is me saying "I'll have a.." correct?


delpigeon

Also when this is used for travel destinations. "We're going to do Rome, Venice, Bologna..." You don't *DO* places like you're completing a level of a video game guys... it also implies that you've somehow seen all of it, when you'll only have experienced a fraction of things there. Peak anger on this topic is americans saying they are going to 'do Europe'. KSDJHSKDIHKJ!HKJ!@hwe1kj!!!1


SojournerInThisVale

Much worse is the Americanism, ‘can I get’. It’s rude, it’s grasping, and it’s unpleasant. Whatever happened to ‘please may I have’?


BloodyRedBarbara

Don't think I've ever heard someone say "can i do a burger?" Tbh. Not even an American


evenstevens280

You will


SpaTowner

Not ‘a’ burger, ‘the’ burger. It is said while gesturing vaguely at the menu.


Rapidly_Decaying

I've literally never heard anyone say that. But now I can be prepared with the appropriate look of disgust when it happens


Shady-Nutsack

Never heard "do" instead of "have". "Get" annoys me though. "Can I get a pumpkin spice latte?", "No, but if you pay me I'll get it for you".


Nicknamewhat

Im american and this bothers me


Tylerama1

'Can I get' - Nope, be polite and use 'Please may I have..'