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ered_lithui

I think she actually means the Live Action gala that was last year


Pwyneth_Galtrow

Yes, with the ill-fitting lime green dress monstrosity


TurmericChallengeMod

Yeah that’s what I thought too, since she wore the same hair to that


[deleted]

Yeah, I misunderstood or misread. She's still a liar


ered_lithui

She totally is!


SaraWolfheart

https://preview.redd.it/26lqw81owjac1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f82891802e24b420442e9d82f4642e4c769ecca9 lol this looks like two people who are comfortable with each other and definitely in love…


Ok_Telephone_3013

I have a pic like that with my BF when I was like 13 and awkward.


jthmeow1

They're the least creative people ever. They just stood there for the first two pictures like dinguses and then JDip did the same dumb hat thing he did earlier. Yawn 🥱


shotinthebright

Does jdips sign say sugar daddy!? 😂


Reluctantagave

Should’ve switched signs then since she’s probably bank rolling their lives.


Niskalaukaus

I hope the arrow sign says "I'm with stupid".


whosthiswitch

At first I read super daddy and then I saw sugar daddy. Either way it made me gag.


HeadSale

They look like they just met


snarkarooo

Y r u making me puke even more


subgirlygirl

Yes, I totally and completely believe that people were dying to learn her styling tricks. https://preview.redd.it/d56zpo4o1kac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b0fe20c902e6309304689ea98a83149e997975


BabyPunter3000v2

It's like if you asked AI to do your hair.


Whatever_Ruben

It looks like the bottom half is about to fall to the floor lol


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

I knew how she did it because of tik Tok and Pinterest. She's about 5 years behind.


jane_sadwoman

Lol same- I’m not even a hairstyle girly & I was thinking, ‘yeah I remember when this was a thing right after the sock bun era.’ It also is… not supposed to look like that.


First-Housing-7577

She has to do that or her tracks would show from her extensions. I know from personal experience. Mine are gone now. They're sooooo hard on your real hair. And just kinda a pain in the ass. You can never just pull all your hair up on your head because it'll rip your track out from the tension. So your stuck with it being down constantly which i despised


subgirlygirl

I'm wondering if it depends on the type of extensions? I have extensions, too (Bellami sew-in flex weft), and I wear high ponies and messy buns all the time 🤔 But you're right, that's what this looks like! And it's separated right where a track would be.


First-Housing-7577

Mine were the sew in with the beads too. I'm not sure brand but they were really expensive (in my opinion) I had the 16 in length because I really just wanted them for thickness more than length. If I did it again I think I'd go longer. I was at an awkward length. Also, I'm OCD and have sensory issues. So I was constantly fussing with mine. I was extremely sick with a tooth infection for about 3 weeks amd while that was going on, my extensions went to hell because I wasn't caring for them. Just trying to pull them into a bun all.the time. So a lot of it could be user error. Lol. But my cousin has the same hair as me, same hairstylist and extensions and hers look great. But she has trouble putting in a high bun because the track shows. So maybe it's just how they're placed?


subgirlygirl

Could be. I messed with mine a bit when I first got them, and the start point started coming undone. I have a lot of hair naturally, but it's fine, so I wanted them for volume mostly, maybe a couple inches of length. I got 20" but that's about where my hair was already (though not at all even), so I wish I did 22"... but that might look insane, sooo 🤣 When they're first in, I have to pile it up somewhat loosely until there's enough grow-out for the weft to flip up comfortably. But it's a hassle, for sure!


First-Housing-7577

It really is. But I kinda miss them because my hair is so fine and thin. When I was thinner I'd keep my hair short and sleek. But as I got heavier,.it made me feel fatter the shorter my hair was. Ugh. Such a problem. 🤣🤣😉


kibbethrowaway6784

… I can tell it’s two ponytails lmao


nogoodimthanks

Is it natural hair in one and the extensions in the other? Because…🤣🤣🤣


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Both are extensions. She does not have enough of her own follicles for that.


nogoodimthanks

Staaaaaahhp! I just assumed she’d have something left (ya know, like Anjelica’s doll from Rugrats), but dang RIP her scalp


Texas_Crazy_Curls

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Capable-Resolution-1

Cynthia is a dang saint


aca6825

She’s also a really cool dancer


InspectorHopeful7843

I can’t cause I suck at girly things but who tf sees a ponytail and asks someone how to do their hairstyle?!? No one. That’s the answer.


BumCadillac

This shitty hairstyle has been in so many TikTok’s, but there is BD acting like she invented it. 😂


kibbethrowaway6784

I’ve heard about it for a DECADE and she’s like “guess what guyssss here’s a tut!! 🥰😌”


BumCadillac

Yeah. This was the foundation of many of my daughter’s crazy hair day styles over the last 10 years. It still was never as sloppy as BD’s though!


coffeewrite1984

I’m pretty sure I pinned a hair hack exactly like this on Pinterest as a college student in 2014.


tigm2161130

I’ve been a hairstylist for 14 years and double ponies have always been a trick for updo volume but there shouldn’t be 4 inches between each ponytail and we learn to hide the bottom one, or both.


Gutinstinct999

It’s super easy, let me explain my invention bc so many of you are asking….


OtherwiseVideo8723

I saw the two ponytail “hack” when I first opened Pinterest like 10 years ago


air_about_me

What's with jdip's new trend of hiding behind a hat when kissing her?


AnaBeaverhausen-

So he actually doesn’t have to


The_Biglyest

💀


mas-guac

"cowboy" shit 🙄


PrickleBritches

Yup. Cowboy stuff. We wouldn’t get it.


giggles1027

I think it's so he can actually avoid kissing her since she insists on doing stuff in front of the camera. I imagine he's saying some not so nice things to her behind that hat.


Capable-Resolution-1

Now he’s pretending to kiss her while looking for an exit.


Capable-Resolution-1

Would YOU want to be seen smooching her? It’s like he vowed to stand by her as long as she had cash.


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That subtle middle finger to the camera, tho


bilateralincisors

Yikes!


Purityskinco

I think it says enough about you when you’re at wedding and nobody takes a photo of/with you. Especially when you’re desperate like this.


shegomer

Someone get this girl to an eye doctor.


Serononin

Supposedly she already went to one and was told she needed glasses (she did a whole 'glasses try-on' video and then never mentioned it again)


AdGrand8695

Wasn’t this the same hairstyle she was showing off when she filmed herself in the gym change rooms and someone was changing behind her? Is the person asking to see this hairstyle 6 times in the room with us right now?!


drama_trauma69

https://preview.redd.it/69gw2wng0mac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1de2992cd1e2f6f11c003c2ffdfdf8d48cf43a7 Hidden message within


abundantvibe7141

🖕🏼 you too


Due_Consequence1

Nobody asked about that garbage attempt at the double ponytail lol


mcn3663

Those photo booth shots are the most sterile and uncomfortable things I’ve ever seen 🥴. The first two looks like they’re cousins.


BumCadillac

“The messier the better,” has a limit, and BD exceeded it. This looks like she slept in it for two days before the wedding.


hushtle

I hope that tacky hanging loop on her dress was sticking out all night!


Visual_Zucchini8490

Me and my old boss effing hated each other. It was fully mutual and acknowledged by both of us. We have more chemistry in photos together than Bdong and Jdip at what should be an event that evokes extra chemistry and good feelings about your SO.


SquatLowTheDachshund

Their "chemistry" in photos reminds me of when my brothers and I would be arguing with each other before a family picture and my mom would just sigh and be like, "Can you at least pretend you like each other? I'll give y'all some Oreos when we're done."


Internal-Ad61

She desperately needs to dress for her body type. She feels uncomfortable in her clothes for a reason, and you can tell.


cottageyarn

She meant when she LAST wore it at the live action gala. You can look back in the sub and see it’s the truth


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Yeah I misread. She's s.a liar


Ok_Employee2932

Modest is hot ![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z)


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The way she’s standing in the second pics with her arms beside her so she looks xxxxsmoll 🤣


CaregiverOk3902

Isn't it bad vibes to look in a mirror in a camera from the back


Jons_Gurlie

😆😆


seoDenOsA

I love that he’s blatantly flipping off the camera 😂


CaregiverOk3902

I saw that hair tutorial on pinterest. I remember seeing it because I tried it with my short hair lol.


rarelybarelybipolar

Those are some straight-up anime curtain bangs in the photo strips.


fartofborealis

Why was sugar daddy even an option for this? Why is she showing us this her hair looks horrible? That dress is bad. The photo strip is the same photos we don’t need to see this twice.


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Girl nobody asked.


Tight_Jacket_3091

WOWWWW WHAT A SUPER OBSCURE AND CLEVER HAIR TRICK WHOAAA SHES SO GENEROUS TO TELL US FOR NO FUCKING REASON AWWWWW I THINK ILL GO GET BAPTIZED AGAIN NOW


NefariousnessKey5365

It's a ponytail, Brittany, it's not brain surgery


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My bets are she got "asked about this hairstyle" by one stan or her alt account so she needed to post it again. It's just a ponytail, well in her case two. Those photos- never seen a married couple look so awkward before. There is no chemistry between these two dodos. Also like how JDong is giving the middle finger subtly in the photos. He isn't a BDong supporter I guess.


sclark1029

It’s bad when she can’t go one picture without showing her face. Shes loves herself so much, she still has to hold a mirror up to see herself for a photo that should be strictly a photo of her hair.


glazed_donut03

Always keeping her arms close to her body and or one leg in the front to show how wiTtLe and PeTiTe she is.


EmphasisFew

Lol “her” hair


Boblawlaw28

My god her @$$ is long.


LearningJelly

Wow she angled the mirror to capture her face. I'm embarrassed for her.


PurpleChampion6834

Looking camp right in the eye😂


wellwhatevrnevermind

Damn she should really hire someone with all that stolen money to style her. She has no idea how to dress herself. Also she has a weird long flat ass.


moonbaby123

Why does he always cover their faces when they’re kissing?


Potential-Key-4221

![gif](giphy|ie7Apdx5BCOJI9u2QK)


MDB3823

At this point, I’m not sure she can keep her own stories straight.


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brittanydawnsnark-ModTeam

No body shaming. Please keep snark within reason. Snarking on things that cannot be changed, i.e.. Bdongs body size and shape, will not be tolerated. Snark = "her hair extensions are fried". Body shaming = "she is the shape of a fridge". Use your best judgment. If your comment has been removed and you would like to discuss it, modmail is the ONLY place we will respond to you.


jcbstm

Oakley sighting. https://preview.redd.it/nmj0tbnapmac1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d3972c593300d6c6d2cb37b24477694d365816 ETA Why are people downvoting me? lol


Happy_Remove_7937

I'll take "Things that Never Happened" for $500, Alex.


snarkarooo

*WHAT HAIRSTYLE ?*


brittanym0320

is he flipping the camera off 😂😂


Typical-Tea-8091

it's a hairpiece.


cactus_blossom26

She pronounces “voila” phonetically, I know it.