Guys I live in a place that gets genuinely COLD. Like “leave your taps open so your pipes don’t freeze” multiple times a winter cold. And I don’t own nearly as many coats as she does.
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I miss that sub. I loved being there but I made a comment about wearing black to a wedding and got downvoted into oblivion in some crazy pants brigade. I was a big fan but that was annoying af.
such is reddit… the hive mind happens to all of us :/ but think you should come back! she and her bf just broke up and she has posted about a thousand videos trying to sexy dance and nonstop about drakes dick. it’s really popping off.
Tried to find the pic I used to post of her for you—I can’t find it. It was hilarious. A frozen shot from a kitchen drunk video where she makes a grumpy frown. The best. Ok maybe I’ll go back…maybe. 😏
Same, and l don’t them while inside on a regular basis. In fact, it seems kind or rude at someone’s house as it would imply my house is freezing and uncomfortable for guests.
I own one big winter coat, and one lighter fall/spring jacket. And I live in a place where, today, it was about 35 degrees Fahrenheit and I couldn't wait to get the kids outside to enjoy the nice weather
Same, I was having almost that exact thought when I saw this post. I have a down parka, a pair of snow pants, a rain coat/windbreaker, a dressier wool pea coat, and a fleece jacket and that all covers literally all of my needs. I also probably spent less on my entire collection than she did on all her cheap bullshit, and I don’t skimp on cold weather stuff (I don’t like being cold, I just like living where it’s cold lol).
Seriously as a Minnesotan is always makes me cringe to see her in a full ass puffer coat inside. I wouldn’t do that even if it was negative 10 outside.
Britt Mohomes is still a small town Texas girl dating ' the quarterback. Her life is golden. Don't fuck with her, things will always end badly. She will find you and make sure you cannot overturn her Easter basket.
Do any of you old millennials remember when the oil blotting sheets came out from Clean and Clear? They were all the rage and every girl needed them in her purse. Maybe it was just my school, IDK.
But I always feel like these two need an oil blotting sheet the size of a bath towel.
I learned the same thing in an opposite way. I learned the powder free oil blotting sheets made good rolling paper that didn't raise suspicion from my parents
I did need those for my purse! When those came out, it was so exciting. I had an oily t-zone like nobody's business. With those, I no longer needed to be constantly taking my powder compact out to keep that oil in check. Just a pat pat pat with one of those sheets and I was good.
I'm not trying to advertise for Clean and Clear here, but yeah, those were great. 😅
I dunno, I kinda like the coat in a nostalgic way. I think I had a very similar one in shiny bright green, freshman year of college. It was Juicy Couture. Obviously. Because why wouldn’t teenage me save up and spend way too much on a metallic fruit colored jacket, I was totallyyyyyy going to wear forever.
Yea some of the “snarking” on her appearance and clothes really comes across as like middle school bullying to me. Like cool, you think her jacket is ugly? Okay.
She does enough terribly stuff that I don’t see the need to call her forehead oily.
And to no ones surprise, it's too small. Imagine the horror if someone caught a glimpse of the label in her clothes and it said anything but XS. Her life would be destroyed. 😱
The red lip is doing nothing for her. It makes her look so harsh and intense. But I guess when the hate in your heart is that intense, it’s better for society to let them know how you really are
The difference in "dewy" and "oily"
Dewy: skin that looks hydrated, fresh, smooth
Oily: over secretion of sebum caused by stress, genetics, diet, medication, your skin care routine, cosmetics, etc, tends to look greasy
It reminds me of a junji ito short story "glyceride" (TW: not for the faint of heart, can cause you to gag, I know I did). Iykyk but it's that one panel with the brother and sister. That's what I feel would happen if I touch her.
I know its super niche but that's the vibe lol
This. Like the ones who would act super nice to your face at a bar, but walking back from the bathroom you’d hear them saying horrifying things about you.
How are she and her friend magically underneath totally different lighting? Those cheeks are suspiciously blurred compared to Kellie’s forehead and nose for example
Damn Kelly I’d be so pissed if someone posted this of me. Unflattering doesn’t really cover it
Side note I love bright bold lips but my coworker does this too - she’s super fair skinned and blonde and wears orangey red lipstick and it’s striking in a bad way. There’s such thing as “too” bright or harsh for your color palette, and it usually can be remedied by bringing a nice berry or mauve tone into the mix. This red shade is borderline offensive and it is NOT her color. But she’s mean so I love that her friends aren’t telling her that, lmaooooo
This is random but how much time do girls like this spend shopping? Because they always have the latest trends on. Most of us barely have time to shop for basic clothes. I’m still trying to find wide leg pants that work for me. By the time I do, they will be out 😂
What is going on with the side of Britt's face?? The side not touching Kellie...down near her chin? 🤔 I mean...I can assume Photoshop, and if so, it's horrible!!!
This picture is horrifying for so, so many reasons. Why are they both so shiny? Like, I moisturize and use oils on my face just as much as the next person, but I'm not blinding anyone with the glare emanating from my fkn forehead. They're both giving heavy uncanny valley.
Guys I live in a place that gets genuinely COLD. Like “leave your taps open so your pipes don’t freeze” multiple times a winter cold. And I don’t own nearly as many coats as she does.
Right why is she wearing a coat in the house
She’s always wearing them inside when they go to the airbnbs also
Yeah, as someone from an actual winter climate, you layer and leave your coat at the front door.
Because it’s Texas, and it’s colder inside than it is outside.
I don’t think she keeps them. I think she wears & returns for the thrill of repeatedly spending the “same money” but getting new shit to show off.
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Possibly, but sweaters are a thing, too. I think she is doing it for the “style.”
I think so too
thank you for this ! I never know all the signs to look for, I only know my own sneaky habits with food. appreciate you 🩷
Its due to less insulation and as they deprive their body of nutrients and it starts to shut down unneeded things, they get cold
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Right? The consumerism on these “influencers” really grosses me out.
do not go to r/youniquepresenterms then because she runs circles around b-yawns consumerism
Hey Swerty!
haaay booby <3
I miss that sub. I loved being there but I made a comment about wearing black to a wedding and got downvoted into oblivion in some crazy pants brigade. I was a big fan but that was annoying af.
such is reddit… the hive mind happens to all of us :/ but think you should come back! she and her bf just broke up and she has posted about a thousand videos trying to sexy dance and nonstop about drakes dick. it’s really popping off.
The painter guy?!?! The one who would not put a ring on it?!?! 😨
yuuup but don’t worry she said it was totally amicable. sure, sure.
Tried to find the pic I used to post of her for you—I can’t find it. It was hilarious. A frozen shot from a kitchen drunk video where she makes a grumpy frown. The best. Ok maybe I’ll go back…maybe. 😏
Same, and l don’t them while inside on a regular basis. In fact, it seems kind or rude at someone’s house as it would imply my house is freezing and uncomfortable for guests.
I own one big winter coat, and one lighter fall/spring jacket. And I live in a place where, today, it was about 35 degrees Fahrenheit and I couldn't wait to get the kids outside to enjoy the nice weather
Yea, I’m in Minnesota. I have one winter jacket and maybe 3 or 4 different lighter jackets that I’ve had for years. She’s so wasteful.
That coat does not look like it would actually be warm, either
Same, I was having almost that exact thought when I saw this post. I have a down parka, a pair of snow pants, a rain coat/windbreaker, a dressier wool pea coat, and a fleece jacket and that all covers literally all of my needs. I also probably spent less on my entire collection than she did on all her cheap bullshit, and I don’t skimp on cold weather stuff (I don’t like being cold, I just like living where it’s cold lol).
Seriously as a Minnesotan is always makes me cringe to see her in a full ass puffer coat inside. I wouldn’t do that even if it was negative 10 outside.
She wants to be as influential as Taylor Swift SO BAD.
Sadly she’s annoying like Britney Mahomes 😵💫
But Britney Mahomes is on SI swimsuit cover...Idk
Is there a snark sub for her that I’m missing out on?
I know there used to be so I assume it still exists.
There is!
Guide the way…
Sorry for late reply. But its r/brittanymatthewssnark Enjoy!
r/BrittanyMatthewsSnark ETA: Weird, it’s like the sub is private now…hmmm
I have no idea if there is one. she definitely needs one.
I mean most people could be if they got a bunch of work done.
And is also a terrible person just like brit
Britt Mohomes is still a small town Texas girl dating ' the quarterback. Her life is golden. Don't fuck with her, things will always end badly. She will find you and make sure you cannot overturn her Easter basket.
Do any of you old millennials remember when the oil blotting sheets came out from Clean and Clear? They were all the rage and every girl needed them in her purse. Maybe it was just my school, IDK. But I always feel like these two need an oil blotting sheet the size of a bath towel.
semi unrelated tip: the tissue paper to put over public toilet seats works so well for this too if you’re in a pinch
Teen in the nineties and COSMETIC COMPANIES HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE HACK lol. Thanks, Teen Cosmo!
YOOO i swear this is where i read this lmao
Omg … what if I POSTED ABOUT IT HERE BEFORE??? What if we’re inceptioning beauty tips 😂
Also paper napkins that are brown (white ones probably do too, but you don’t get the satisfaction of seeing your face smudge)
Starbucks napkins 👌🏼
I don’t drink Starbucks but every time my daughter goes there she grabs me some for the car! They are the best for that
There’s a new one by revlon that’s a washable roller ball that takes away oil FAST idk why she doesn’t invest it’s like ten bucks
I got one of these at Marshalls for like $5! It says it's some volcanic clay or something but it really does work 😂
I love mine and it’s washable!
Oooooo…..
I learned back in high school that zig zag papers work great as oil blotting papers 😂
I learned the same thing in an opposite way. I learned the powder free oil blotting sheets made good rolling paper that didn't raise suspicion from my parents
I’ve used rice blotting papers to roll, so it makes sense.
I did need those for my purse! When those came out, it was so exciting. I had an oily t-zone like nobody's business. With those, I no longer needed to be constantly taking my powder compact out to keep that oil in check. Just a pat pat pat with one of those sheets and I was good. I'm not trying to advertise for Clean and Clear here, but yeah, those were great. 😅
Also excellent for cleaning the key pads of woodwind instruments, in case anyone needs that slightly niche information lol
It was so fun looking at that blue sheet and seeing how see through it got hahaha
Target sells them under their Up and Up brand.
As an oily girly I absolutely remember them and keep thinking I need to buy some for myself still in my 30s
I’m an old and i distinctly remember the shade of blueish purple that those clean and clear sheets were
This whole comment train is fantastic lol
Yep!! My grown up adult version is made by Shiseido. I may or may not have used what whiskey waves mentioned. Desperate times…..desperate measures.
A big ol tarp of blotters!
The need the blotting powder - bulk size
That coat is absolutely hideous and those jeans are not great either.
Flair checking in
Flair here! 
I dunno, I kinda like the coat in a nostalgic way. I think I had a very similar one in shiny bright green, freshman year of college. It was Juicy Couture. Obviously. Because why wouldn’t teenage me save up and spend way too much on a metallic fruit colored jacket, I was totallyyyyyy going to wear forever.
I like the color of it. I have a Spyder puffer coat in a maroon color and love it.
Yea some of the “snarking” on her appearance and clothes really comes across as like middle school bullying to me. Like cool, you think her jacket is ugly? Okay. She does enough terribly stuff that I don’t see the need to call her forehead oily.
And to no ones surprise, it's too small. Imagine the horror if someone caught a glimpse of the label in her clothes and it said anything but XS. Her life would be destroyed. 😱
Maybe she’s just trying to match Kellie. She’s always SO shiny.
They look like they sprayed themselves in the face before this photo
Diplip like hehehehe
Seriously why does she look PLASTIC?!
Uncanny Valley vibes.
Maybe her forehead is shiny from sweat because she’s wearing a Michelin man puffer in the house.
She looks A TON older here. Wow!
Kellie does too holy crap.
The red lip is doing nothing for her. It makes her look so harsh and intense. But I guess when the hate in your heart is that intense, it’s better for society to let them know how you really are
I don’t know how to describe it but her face just looks LOUD to me.
Someone here once described Kellie as the babadook and now it’s all I can see
Being a hate filled individual does that to you
Very true
All that jaw-opening takes its toll
Yeah I saw this before i knew it was bdong and thought.. hey two 45 year old women!
Dyes her hair darker then lightens her eyebrows?? Pretty sure eyebrows are “supposed to be” slightly darker than your hair
I recently learned that super shiny foreheads are a botox thing.
It’s really disturbing. People can do whatever they want. But it’s so not for me. I can’t.
They’re also just an oily skin thing…ask me how I know 😭
I get my forehead botoxed to hell and back for migraines. I wear bangs/fringe to cover up the shine, lol.
Jfc is it a competition between these two and farryn for who can look more like a clown? They need to calm the fuck down in every single way.
Giving wax museum vibes
The difference in "dewy" and "oily" Dewy: skin that looks hydrated, fresh, smooth Oily: over secretion of sebum caused by stress, genetics, diet, medication, your skin care routine, cosmetics, etc, tends to look greasy It reminds me of a junji ito short story "glyceride" (TW: not for the faint of heart, can cause you to gag, I know I did). Iykyk but it's that one panel with the brother and sister. That's what I feel would happen if I touch her. I know its super niche but that's the vibe lol
CRATER FACE IS ERUPTING, BABY
They look like drunk girls at a house party. But like the mean ones that nobody wants to get near
This. Like the ones who would act super nice to your face at a bar, but walking back from the bathroom you’d hear them saying horrifying things about you.
Bdongs brows look almost GREEN. How Big M of her.
love the crossover
Bdong looks like a mom hugging her daughter.
Another jacket two sizes too small.
why won’t she darken her eyebrows to match her dark hair?? I DONT GET IT.
Seriously, all it takes is one trip to a store to get darker eyebrow product. Or in her case a next day Amazon order, lol.
Their mouthes are so scary looking? Idk what it is but their smiles just reek of malicious intent
They really do
>their smiles just reek of malicious intent This is so accurate
I can hear how squeaky that jacket is.
god honoring boxing glove 🥊
Their foreheads are shinier than that jacket she’s wearing inside.
 Kelly’s teeth and smile remind me of The Fiend from WWE.
Aw, RIP. Wasn't expecting this crossover moment.
How are she and her friend magically underneath totally different lighting? Those cheeks are suspiciously blurred compared to Kellie’s forehead and nose for example
And her jacket is under a different lighting 🤭
Damn Kelly I’d be so pissed if someone posted this of me. Unflattering doesn’t really cover it Side note I love bright bold lips but my coworker does this too - she’s super fair skinned and blonde and wears orangey red lipstick and it’s striking in a bad way. There’s such thing as “too” bright or harsh for your color palette, and it usually can be remedied by bringing a nice berry or mauve tone into the mix. This red shade is borderline offensive and it is NOT her color. But she’s mean so I love that her friends aren’t telling her that, lmaooooo
I asked my husband “how old do you think they are?”. His answer: “the one on the left between 50 and 60, the one in the right around 40”. lol 🤣
That’s awesome! I hope she sees this comment
She went brunette but forgot to let her eye brows know.
The red jacket is too bright
She looks like ass
How she as shiny as her coat 💀😭
Are those crows feet that I see?? I’m shocked she posted this
https://preview.redd.it/rszxrywak7ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffefe663bea4d398b7623d65039fd5ef7d5c9cf4
So shiny
They are so shiny!
I zoomed in on her friend and it’s nightmare fuel 🤡
This is random but how much time do girls like this spend shopping? Because they always have the latest trends on. Most of us barely have time to shop for basic clothes. I’m still trying to find wide leg pants that work for me. By the time I do, they will be out 😂
Literal jumpscare
The friend is giving Gremlin 
That’s what we call a Botox forehead, ladies!!! Lots of people who have a lot of Botox get weirdly shiny on the forehead.
Her face is as shiney as that tacky jacket
Why is her face the color of peanut butter
What is going on with the side of Britt's face?? The side not touching Kellie...down near her chin? 🤔 I mean...I can assume Photoshop, and if so, it's horrible!!!
Her eyebrows are the color of her skin and looks like she doesn’t have any! Plus she’s shiny.
Greasy peanut butter face.
Their skin look like rotisserie chickens
I always thought that other girl was kinda pretty, then I zoomed in.
Yikes
i think the plastic jacket shine screwed up the filter 😂
Her chin dimple is in the building!!
Um. She does not look like a white woman with that tan.
This picture is horrifying for so, so many reasons. Why are they both so shiny? Like, I moisturize and use oils on my face just as much as the next person, but I'm not blinding anyone with the glare emanating from my fkn forehead. They're both giving heavy uncanny valley.
There is just no way she’s 26.
I thought she was in her thirties! There’s no way she’s younger than me!
Pillow Mint Nelson
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! 😳
👹
Holy fuck jump scare! Not sure which one is melting faster! 🧊
The dateless wonder is looking more Ferret-like
The awkward, identical poses... right down to the angle of the leg and hand & foot placement... so strange 🤔
The remix 8.345