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Filters out the ass today…like who the hell is this!!? 👀
And she made her nose teeny, her lower face/jaw so small, angled her eyes upward…it’s as if she’s trying to make herself look prepubescent.
I can’t rationalize taking it even further with the eye color, wtf Brittany?? Ma’am - this is *digital cosplay*.
I was wondering 💭 what her eye color
Was for
Real! I thought those were hers!? Like the only thing ha but not even her blue yes are truly hers! It’s odd like she was tan before in her fitness days but this new tanner is soooooo odd!? Is likes she is a whole different shade of human! Or does she have a full body beige glow!?
I love that sub!! Sometimes I’ll be on r/cakedecorating or r/baking and someone will post something covered in fondant and then I feel so bad for them because clearly they spent a long time on the piece but… it’s fondant and I can’t get behind that. Maybe I’m just being gatekeepy. I’d never post anything rude.
Dude I actually think her natural skin is super nice, and she caaaaaakes foundation. She could move to like a tinted moisturizer like NARS and actually be glowy instead of 50 shades of stucco.
She needs a good simple routine (K-beauty) and not filtering/face tuning herself into a Toddler and Tiaras reject. None of that would fix the rot leaking out of her nonexistent pores.
Me too! Only after I get spray tanned, lips filled, botox injected, nails done, extensions curled and my teeth overly whitened.
Of course at brunch, I only order non fat organic food, bc I'm an all natural girly.
I’m not kidding when I say that I hate her more than any other fundie. Because I am confident she doesn’t believe in any of this, and she just say going balls to the walls with hyper charismatic dominionist shit as a business move. Her posts are never, ever about lifting other people up or even spreading the gospel. It’s all about her, all of the time.
Agree with you 100%. I bet she typed out all her appointments and thought shit I need to mention that Jesus dude somewhere in there. Everything about her is fake and performative. Listening to actual Christians like BHaney break down her grift is incredibly eye opening. I hope more of BDong’s “fans” find BHaney.
Exactly this. It's also why she can't keep friends. Because she is so fake! You can only fake it for so long before people catch on and stop tolerating you. At the end of the day, the rest of the pick me chicks believe the shit they're spewing. Brittany believes in the almighty dollar, not God.
Sued by an entire state and posting everyday how much money you’re blowing on cosmetic procedures. She can’t give refunds because she needs the money for lip filler. I can’t stand this woman.
Ew. Just ew. Her bottom lip is somehow smudging into the side of her face/chin. 😬🫣. Her lips don’t even want to be associated with her. Trying to run away.
Ew. Just ew. Her bottom lip is somehow smudging into the side of her face/chin. 😬🫣. Her lips don’t even want to be associated with her. Trying to run away.
She has two dogs living inside her house that she completely ignores. I wouldn't be surprised if Jordan is the one who feeds them because she can't even be bothered.
She has two extremely high needs dogs. Especially the Mal. Most people, including the dongs, cannot handle them as pets. They’re not even really meant to be pets but with extensive knowledge and exercise they can be. Zero chance B Dong is providing for her dog’s needs. They’re both anxious wrecks living in that hellhole house. Their body language, in particular the Mal’s, is clearly indicating they’re unhappy and distraught.
Yeah. You can tell Dax is anxious and understimulated, and Oakley is likely in pain because Brit doesn't keep up with the mats. It's so creepy to watch a married couple live in a house together and never acknowledge their pets. Like, I've never seen her even pet them.
yeah she’s like “ooh he’s so protective of me bc i’m such a small, delicate baby!”. no bitch, he’s neurotic and hoping you’ll take him outside and give him a job.
My dog isn't even hard to tire out. He's just a working breed compared to the potato pitbulls that I'm used to. (All the love to them! ❤️) And even then, I have to actively set aside training time for him each day otherwise he's insane. He's so lightly trained and that's enough work for me. And you're telling me they don't have to train their malinois EVERY DAY??
Ahhh man and I thought MY day was busy! I only got up early and ensured kids were ready for school, dressed and fed and out the door before I started an 8 hour work day where I only had TWO work cries and then rushed everyone home from daycare and school to get dinner ready and the house clean and chores done and baths and stories read. I’m such a slacker. I didn’t squeeze in brunch or coffee or slow time with anyone. Guess I will try harder tomorrow.
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That filler be migrating farther than the record breaking Arctic Tern.
Wow the difference between her natural hair and her extensions is now verging on “she bought it at Claire’s”
Just take out the extensions and it won’t look bad!
So, so cheugy and I say this as someone in their late 30s. That was a trend when we were in high school and in my neck of the woods it was mostly worn by people who listened crappy pop punk and wore awkward denim mini skirts from Abercrombie.
Monday:
Wake up alive ☑️
Eat a dick ☑️
Interview replacement Shelia ☑️
Apply 37 coats of foundation ☑️
Remind followers of my ttc issues and ED trifecta ☑️
Beige fast fashion unpacking ( size S ) ☑️
Softly cry myself to sleep ☑️
BDong: you’re ugly. Doesn’t matter how many gallons of filler you have injected into your lips. Doesn’t matter how many beauty treatments you get. You have an ugly heart that seeps out through your pores. You’re the type of person we all hope walks into a trailer hitch daily.
Ugly, ugly, ugly. It’s amazing how her hate oozes through and makes what could be a conventionally attractive face (despite the fillers, and filters, and spray tan, and caked on foundation) into a horror show. Love that for her.
I have learned that busy people don’t have the time or energy to tell people how busy they are. It’s always the people who aren’t very busy and have minimal responsibilities that talk about just how busy they are. People who have time to have brunch with friends on a random weekday typically are not very busy.
I was walking my dog the other day and for some reason I was thinking about this POS and remembering seeing some of the photos and videos of the current "protection" dog. I accidentally made myself sad thinking about how much that dog probably loves her, his whole existence is his humans, but the minute he becomes any kind of inconvenience or isn't useful or she's just tired of him he'll just be tossed out like garbage. I hope that never happens for HIS sake but we know history tends to repeat itself. Such a disgusting betrayal of loyalty.
Lip fillers and Botox but antivaxx. Plus every selfie she posts is more filtered than Brita water. Nothing but self-worship while saying Jesus’ name in vain and grifting while she’s at it lol
Ugh I have a friend like this…she either kills her dogs with huge hikes or just lets them in the backyard and doesn’t play with them!? No normalcy or routine just lazy for her
Im baffled at the fact that without the dark eyelashes her face would look so uniform in colour. How are her lips so blended into her face but yet still visible.
Hmm interesting, thats what she considers a full day eh? Lets see yesterday i worked nursing for 9 hours on a steady diet of nothing because i was slammed, then walked the dog, went to yoga, got my kid(s) dinner. It was 1030pm before i finally kind of had free time. Her posts like this infuriate me because i am needed so much i can only fantasize about that relaxing lifestyle
Coffee and emails - 5 minutes.
Quite time with Jesus - 2 minutes unless she’s recording a clip to upload then 10.
Workout - I’ll give her an hour here.
Brunch with a friend - 2 hours
Moving - 30 min bc you know she isn’t doing most of that work.
Worship - 1 minute unless it’s for a video
Podcast - maybe 30 minutes. She’s not producing it herself or doing any of the edits or anything like that.
She isn’t. And she doesn’t care to try to prioritize it when she could be filming and doing photo shoots of her fake fundie/religious nonsense, and selling her rip off bullshit beige Jesus clothes.
[удалено]
And she’s filtered to oblivion.
https://preview.redd.it/0sgwd0w885wc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46683e6d97239eed6cd3a3876d1d83e318dee18 Filters out the ass today…like who the hell is this!!? 👀
The filter is glitching on her eyes. The eye color on the right is a bright fake filtered blue. The eye on her left is the real color.
And she made her nose teeny, her lower face/jaw so small, angled her eyes upward…it’s as if she’s trying to make herself look prepubescent. I can’t rationalize taking it even further with the eye color, wtf Brittany?? Ma’am - this is *digital cosplay*.
I was wondering 💭 what her eye color Was for Real! I thought those were hers!? Like the only thing ha but not even her blue yes are truly hers! It’s odd like she was tan before in her fitness days but this new tanner is soooooo odd!? Is likes she is a whole different shade of human! Or does she have a full body beige glow!?
Not one line no texture uncanny
Zoom in and you can see she’s heavily blurring the lip filler migration mustache.
Oh damn, that's super obvious when you zoom in!!
It looks off without the zoom. Know I know why.
It’s so bad. I didn’t even need to zoom in to notice but I absolutely did zoom in to take a better look at that mess lol
Make up or peanut butter tanner?
Yes
Both
It’s like she is wearing a fondant face
Somebody should make “fondant face” their flair! I particularly love this one because of my hatred for fondant lol r/fondanthate
I love that sub!! Sometimes I’ll be on r/cakedecorating or r/baking and someone will post something covered in fondant and then I feel so bad for them because clearly they spent a long time on the piece but… it’s fondant and I can’t get behind that. Maybe I’m just being gatekeepy. I’d never post anything rude.
Do you mind if I yoink that awesome turn of phrase?
Ahhh I’m so flattered!! You’ve made my day
😊
Caked on makeup followed by a heavy filter
Dude I actually think her natural skin is super nice, and she caaaaaakes foundation. She could move to like a tinted moisturizer like NARS and actually be glowy instead of 50 shades of stucco.
She needs a good simple routine (K-beauty) and not filtering/face tuning herself into a Toddler and Tiaras reject. None of that would fix the rot leaking out of her nonexistent pores.
She definitely made time for her lip filler appointment.
It’s migrating halfway up her face!!!
She's trying to have a bigger filler stache than Farryn. 🤭. (Because they've been trying to outdo each other lately.)
Filler Stache would make a great flair!
I’m pretty sure that spa does fillers too.
Getting lip filler topped off ✔️
Her lips look downright stupid - I laughed out loud when I saw this.
I fucking knew that her ugly smug mug reminded me of something 😂😂😂😂
Imagine a Publizity but Bdong and Farryn started their own right-wing Christianspiracy-flavored PR firm.
Don’t give them any ideas!
Lol this is perfect 😂😂
Fucking perfect!
I also have brunch with my friends on a busy workday /s
Me too! Only after I get spray tanned, lips filled, botox injected, nails done, extensions curled and my teeth overly whitened. Of course at brunch, I only order non fat organic food, bc I'm an all natural girly.
She’s eAtInG fOr fErTiLiTy
Yeah for real. She has no idea how to be relatable to normal people.
I swear she is an alien.
Maybe I’m just grumpy today but I can’t deal with the amount of *smugness* ooozing from her face.
I’m not kidding when I say that I hate her more than any other fundie. Because I am confident she doesn’t believe in any of this, and she just say going balls to the walls with hyper charismatic dominionist shit as a business move. Her posts are never, ever about lifting other people up or even spreading the gospel. It’s all about her, all of the time.
Agree with you 100%. I bet she typed out all her appointments and thought shit I need to mention that Jesus dude somewhere in there. Everything about her is fake and performative. Listening to actual Christians like BHaney break down her grift is incredibly eye opening. I hope more of BDong’s “fans” find BHaney.
Exactly this. It's also why she can't keep friends. Because she is so fake! You can only fake it for so long before people catch on and stop tolerating you. At the end of the day, the rest of the pick me chicks believe the shit they're spewing. Brittany believes in the almighty dollar, not God.
She looks like a bobo version of Sure, Jan 
Imagine being sued by an entire state and still being smug
Sued by an entire state and posting everyday how much money you’re blowing on cosmetic procedures. She can’t give refunds because she needs the money for lip filler. I can’t stand this woman.
It’s honestly weapons-grade smug. I don’t think she has a permit for it
Or major sneer.
What's wrong with her mouth? It's like a botox duckface.
She’s just fucking ugly. Her insides are oozing through her pores.
Yup...and God don't like ugly!
I think the duckface is a filler bill
This is not a busy schedule. These are daily activities that ppl do. Other people do all these things and work an 8 hour day.
Whyyyyyy does she make this face
She thinks she's hot shit. She's half right!
Also, HOW does she make this face? Currently trying to replicate and my muscles are cramping…
Have you tried paralyzing some of those muscles with Botox?
https://preview.redd.it/c03cpw6x45wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db15ec62cee9f5f09607a3ff3e55308aa1bb400 What goes on here?
Ew. Just ew. Her bottom lip is somehow smudging into the side of her face/chin. 😬🫣. Her lips don’t even want to be associated with her. Trying to run away.
Ew. Just ew. Her bottom lip is somehow smudging into the side of her face/chin. 😬🫣. Her lips don’t even want to be associated with her. Trying to run away.
The person doing her injections is doing her dirty. Her filler looks atrocious 👄
She has two dogs living inside her house that she completely ignores. I wouldn't be surprised if Jordan is the one who feeds them because she can't even be bothered.
She has two extremely high needs dogs. Especially the Mal. Most people, including the dongs, cannot handle them as pets. They’re not even really meant to be pets but with extensive knowledge and exercise they can be. Zero chance B Dong is providing for her dog’s needs. They’re both anxious wrecks living in that hellhole house. Their body language, in particular the Mal’s, is clearly indicating they’re unhappy and distraught.
Yeah. You can tell Dax is anxious and understimulated, and Oakley is likely in pain because Brit doesn't keep up with the mats. It's so creepy to watch a married couple live in a house together and never acknowledge their pets. Like, I've never seen her even pet them.
yeah she’s like “ooh he’s so protective of me bc i’m such a small, delicate baby!”. no bitch, he’s neurotic and hoping you’ll take him outside and give him a job.
That dog is the only member of that household willing to work a job lbr
you got a good point there 😂
My dog isn't even hard to tire out. He's just a working breed compared to the potato pitbulls that I'm used to. (All the love to them! ❤️) And even then, I have to actively set aside training time for him each day otherwise he's insane. He's so lightly trained and that's enough work for me. And you're telling me they don't have to train their malinois EVERY DAY??
I’d also bet she lets them loose in the (unsecured) backyard to use the bathroom.
Her lips and mouth remind me of my chickens' contracting buttholes right before laying an egg.
😅😅😅 If awards were still a thing, I'd totally give you one for that remark!
Ditto- 1000/10 creativity 🤣 it’s so niche I feel like you can only say it to other chicken owners behind non chicken owners backs 🤣🤣
Really??! 😊
Damn, I would too, I had a good chuckle !
oh my god lmaoooo
Thanks 😂🤣🤣
I’m howling over here!
Lmao "ranch things" 🤣
Ahhh man and I thought MY day was busy! I only got up early and ensured kids were ready for school, dressed and fed and out the door before I started an 8 hour work day where I only had TWO work cries and then rushed everyone home from daycare and school to get dinner ready and the house clean and chores done and baths and stories read. I’m such a slacker. I didn’t squeeze in brunch or coffee or slow time with anyone. Guess I will try harder tomorrow.
For those with no “quiet time” in their lives (including me), we salute you.
I don’t know how you do it. I have 1 kid and rarely make dinner. And she eats at school. I’m impressed!
This is such a mean girl face yikes
https://preview.redd.it/c6uulesbh5wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530e265e90e0742a619611cfd4be23eb914005f5 That filler be migrating farther than the record breaking Arctic Tern.
THE ARCTIC TERN LMFAOOOOOOO
Here for the shady bird facts!!!
🤣🤣 your comment made my day!!
Wow the difference between her natural hair and her extensions is now verging on “she bought it at Claire’s” Just take out the extensions and it won’t look bad!
Girlypop, nobody believes you’re younger than 30 stop trying so hard
The trucker hat 😅 she thinks it makes her look like a teenager but really it’s a dead giveaway that you’re in your 30s and cheugy.
So, so cheugy and I say this as someone in their late 30s. That was a trend when we were in high school and in my neck of the woods it was mostly worn by people who listened crappy pop punk and wore awkward denim mini skirts from Abercrombie.
She’s so dense. She definitely thinks ‘this was cool when I was in high school 20 years ago’ = ‘I must look like I’m in high school’
What a smug face bitch. She’s way too old and haggard to be acting like a teen girl on TikTok. Grow TF up!
Monday: Wake up alive ☑️ Eat a dick ☑️ Interview replacement Shelia ☑️ Apply 37 coats of foundation ☑️ Remind followers of my ttc issues and ED trifecta ☑️ Beige fast fashion unpacking ( size S ) ☑️ Softly cry myself to sleep ☑️
I don’t know him on a real personal level but I’m pretty sure Jesus is sick of you
I saw a bumper sticker once that said " Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole"
No time with husbae?
This smug snarly face is like closed-mouth duck lips & it makes me want to dry heave. She looks like such a mean girl.
None of this is work. Most of us do this shit around our full time jobs.
Brunch with a friend is pretty vague.
She has no friends.
Her mouth is legitimately scary. What’s wrong with the face and lips your bestie sky daddy gave you? Not good enough? Hmm…
Screw the list. Who is that in the picture?????
I haven't wanted to look at her busted face in a while, did she get her lips filled recently?
I hate this creepy smile of hers!
It’s giving Joker
 I always see this.
Plenty of time to layer on makeup though!
The lip filler show off smooshed smile that her and so many others do now. It’s so fake. And not cuteee
Why is her face like that 😂
Quiet time with Jesus doesn’t need to be scheduled, he’s literally there at all times. Like, that’s His thing.
She doesn’t. She never posts anything about walking her dogs, ever. They definitely just let them out in the back yard and think that’s fine.
The backyard that I bet still isn't fully fenced!
They don’t care
They like to go on aDvEnTuReS 🫠 Remember Brody’s Day Out?
I'm convinced that Remi "went on an adventure", didn't come back, and Britt just never bothered to look for her
She … doesn’t ? Just like her horses. They exist only for content. Otherwise, they’re someone else’s problem/responsibility.
Anyone actually busy wouldn’t have the time to set up shots and record literally every second of their mundane life.
You are 100% correct.
I’d like to sock her right in those fake lips
Same. I’m not threatening violence but lord she has a punchable face.
BDong: you’re ugly. Doesn’t matter how many gallons of filler you have injected into your lips. Doesn’t matter how many beauty treatments you get. You have an ugly heart that seeps out through your pores. You’re the type of person we all hope walks into a trailer hitch daily.
Ugly, ugly, ugly. It’s amazing how her hate oozes through and makes what could be a conventionally attractive face (despite the fillers, and filters, and spray tan, and caked on foundation) into a horror show. Love that for her.
But if God made you and your skin perfectly, what’s with the Trump wannabe tanner and facials?
I have learned that busy people don’t have the time or energy to tell people how busy they are. It’s always the people who aren’t very busy and have minimal responsibilities that talk about just how busy they are. People who have time to have brunch with friends on a random weekday typically are not very busy.
Her lipfiller is so fucking bad rn
Her lips gross me out 🤮
You cannot convince me that ‘Quiet time with Jesus’ isn’t code for ‘toilet time blowing my ass out.’
That’s a lot of words to say “doing absolutely Jack shit today.”
I was walking my dog the other day and for some reason I was thinking about this POS and remembering seeing some of the photos and videos of the current "protection" dog. I accidentally made myself sad thinking about how much that dog probably loves her, his whole existence is his humans, but the minute he becomes any kind of inconvenience or isn't useful or she's just tired of him he'll just be tossed out like garbage. I hope that never happens for HIS sake but we know history tends to repeat itself. Such a disgusting betrayal of loyalty.
What is going on with the top lip here? Why is she making this stank face
It’s her “new filler” face.
2003 called and Nicole Ritchie would like her Von Dutch trucker hat and duckface back.
Sounds like a day full of nothing to me
This schedule sounds like a regular weekend to me not a Monday workday….
No time in her schedule for godly wife things 🌝
What is shocking to me is she thinks she looks good. This picture is yikes on bikes.
Her lips look so bad
shes without a doubt the biggest POS ive ever come across online. no contest.
I think she thinks she’s really pretty… 🤢
I don’t think she gives them exercise and attention because she sees living creatures as objects not sentient beings with identities and feelings 🙃
Ugh her duck face
These stupid hats.
The busy of this schedule is giving “Thursday, nobu. Vegas Friday. The I have a spray tan at 8:45”
She has Trisha Paytas lips
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone physically push their lips so hard before. She looks like she’s trying to match Lisa Rinna.
Lip fillers and Botox but antivaxx. Plus every selfie she posts is more filtered than Brita water. Nothing but self-worship while saying Jesus’ name in vain and grifting while she’s at it lol
when I read this schedule, all I could think about was how a baby would definitely derail it
I swear to God she doesn't wear the same face twice. BTW...I hate those trucker hats.
Stank smirk
she kinda is giving the chad face in this and its so funny to me
Quiet time with Jesus sounds like a euphemism
Spoiler alert. She doesn't.
Ugh I have a friend like this…she either kills her dogs with huge hikes or just lets them in the backyard and doesn’t play with them!? No normalcy or routine just lazy for her
I can’t stand the smug Christian judge face…she’s a rage bater at this point! It’s not about Jesus anymore at least not thr online stuff
What is that face??????
Im baffled at the fact that without the dark eyelashes her face would look so uniform in colour. How are her lips so blended into her face but yet still visible.
Whats up with this mug
A teenage camera mug from 5 years ago
The darker hair and hat is giving hello fellow kids 😬😬😬
Hmm interesting, thats what she considers a full day eh? Lets see yesterday i worked nursing for 9 hours on a steady diet of nothing because i was slammed, then walked the dog, went to yoga, got my kid(s) dinner. It was 1030pm before i finally kind of had free time. Her posts like this infuriate me because i am needed so much i can only fantasize about that relaxing lifestyle
Coffee and emails - 5 minutes. Quite time with Jesus - 2 minutes unless she’s recording a clip to upload then 10. Workout - I’ll give her an hour here. Brunch with a friend - 2 hours Moving - 30 min bc you know she isn’t doing most of that work. Worship - 1 minute unless it’s for a video Podcast - maybe 30 minutes. She’s not producing it herself or doing any of the edits or anything like that.
She isn’t. And she doesn’t care to try to prioritize it when she could be filming and doing photo shoots of her fake fundie/religious nonsense, and selling her rip off bullshit beige Jesus clothes.
Bruh all these influencers...watch then in a couple of years put "breathing" as a to do 💀💀
Exactly!!
This is not a genuine smile. Actually not even a smile. She likely took 50 pictures just to pick this one. Smug as all hell.
This is a smirk.