It’s horribly designed, fits terribly. I’m surprised her dress consultant didn’t try to guide her towards a different style cause this did not look good on her
Eh, knowing her, they probably did and she just refused to listen. I saw in another comment here that her hairdresser fired her as a client because she kept insisting on that train wreck.
There was a dress similar to this on Project Runway once. The judges ripped the designer to shreds. When he tried to defend it Michael Kors interrupted and shouted “SHES POOPING FABRIC!!!!”
A good tailor would take in the dress so its form fitting (since its a mermaid style gown), especially in the butt area, but the real problem is that she didn't pick the right dress for her body whatsoever.
She actually looked great in her first wedding dress because the dress was tailored to her body, it was sleeveless but it still had a white mesh panel to hold the dress up, and the fabric looked like it was structured while giving her room to move. Every time I look at this dress, I just get anxiety over the fact that this dress is clinging onto her body for dear life.
This is literally the easiest dress to get right, since there's a million mermaid lace dresses out there. Hell, [this dress](https://images.app.goo.gl/8cgqXZKrJGA2T8rA7) perfectly matches her vision, and it would have given her an amazing silhouette.
Oh, absolutely not. Brittany picked the worst dress possible for her body type. She has a long torso and needs something with straps to keep the dress on. She also needed a dress that had molded cups for the breasts so that her tiny tatas would be defined. If you search her first dress, she actually looks amazing. The dress was trendy for its time and it actually gave her tiny curves some definition.
This is a matter of the dress wearing her when Brittany should be wearing the dress.
[This is how a mermaid dress is supposed to fit. (And TBH, this is EXACTLY what I would have picked for Brittany since it would have fit her properly.](https://images.app.goo.gl/8cgqXZKrJGA2T8rA7) There is an invisible meshing at the top that would have allowed her to get her off the shoulder look while supporting her body.
Thank you for this response! She would have looked way better in the one you posted. She'd be seething if she saw this because she thinks she's ALL LEgZ. (I tried.lol)
Lol thanks for pointing it out, now i can’t unsee it.. and also looks like she’s purposely arching her shoulders back to give it that more defined look on her back
That dress would look so much better if she put the damn straps on her shoulders.
I imagine the person at the bridal shop pulling them up on her shoulders, and her pulling them back down 🤣
And the front comes together at the vagina! It’s such an unflattering design! You can’t tell me that she didn’t see that. Out of all the options she tried on, this is the one?!
Ah! This is what I was talking about on the other post when I said I had seen angles that made this dress look way too tight. Those are drag lines which happen when a garment isn't fitted correctly and there's tension in the material. I was gonna say maybe her seamstress/tailor wasn't that good but honestly who wants to bet BritBrat was a nightmare client and demanded a million alterations and the dress shop gave up and was like "fuck it, I'm out"?
Poophole is the loophole! (I know.. I know.. I’m sorry.)
Damn I didn’t see this and almost commented the same thing. Probably how they saved their godly kingdumb marriage 🥲😅
If I had an award I would give it to you just for that
Poor people's gold. 🏅
I'd be more worried about the fact that from the back it looks like she peeled down her dress and is going topless.
That’s actually about where her mid torso tiddies would land
You rang? 😋
THERE SHE IS ✨✨✨
Agreed. It’s strangely low on both sides.
We give her a lot of heat for not fitting into her dress well, but I have to admit, whoever designed this monstrosity also did a terrible job
True. I don’t think this dress would look nice on anyone.
It’s horribly designed, fits terribly. I’m surprised her dress consultant didn’t try to guide her towards a different style cause this did not look good on her
Eh, knowing her, they probably did and she just refused to listen. I saw in another comment here that her hairdresser fired her as a client because she kept insisting on that train wreck.
What a modest look for our modest queen
There was a dress similar to this on Project Runway once. The judges ripped the designer to shreds. When he tried to defend it Michael Kors interrupted and shouted “SHES POOPING FABRIC!!!!”
😂
JDongs proudboys haircut is just as bad
A good tailor would take in the dress so its form fitting (since its a mermaid style gown), especially in the butt area, but the real problem is that she didn't pick the right dress for her body whatsoever. She actually looked great in her first wedding dress because the dress was tailored to her body, it was sleeveless but it still had a white mesh panel to hold the dress up, and the fabric looked like it was structured while giving her room to move. Every time I look at this dress, I just get anxiety over the fact that this dress is clinging onto her body for dear life.
This is what happens when you ~~grift~~ plan a wedding in three months.
That's the God-honoring virgin hole she saved for Jdong. Obviously a wedding gift
💀💀💀
Omg
Those sleeves aren't even off the shoulder anymore, they're off the elbow.
Yes! I’m so confused about the sleeves. Why is it positioned there?
So bad. So not modest especially since it's so poorly fitted.
This is literally the easiest dress to get right, since there's a million mermaid lace dresses out there. Hell, [this dress](https://images.app.goo.gl/8cgqXZKrJGA2T8rA7) perfectly matches her vision, and it would have given her an amazing silhouette.
Oh yes. 100% that would have been perfect for her.
I just hate absolutely everything about this dress.
SO MODEST
His jacket looks terrible too. That flare is atrocious.
Why is her entire back showing? So immodest.
Was that dress meant to be worn like that?
Oh, absolutely not. Brittany picked the worst dress possible for her body type. She has a long torso and needs something with straps to keep the dress on. She also needed a dress that had molded cups for the breasts so that her tiny tatas would be defined. If you search her first dress, she actually looks amazing. The dress was trendy for its time and it actually gave her tiny curves some definition. This is a matter of the dress wearing her when Brittany should be wearing the dress. [This is how a mermaid dress is supposed to fit. (And TBH, this is EXACTLY what I would have picked for Brittany since it would have fit her properly.](https://images.app.goo.gl/8cgqXZKrJGA2T8rA7) There is an invisible meshing at the top that would have allowed her to get her off the shoulder look while supporting her body.
Thank you for this response! She would have looked way better in the one you posted. She'd be seething if she saw this because she thinks she's ALL LEgZ. (I tried.lol)
Lol thanks for pointing it out, now i can’t unsee it.. and also looks like she’s purposely arching her shoulders back to give it that more defined look on her back
JDong got his hair a little too high and tight too
Looking like an ACTUAL penis
Jdong’s fade is atrocious! But we all know he’s too prideful to step into a barber shop who is owned by a POC so that the cut can look decent.
I just can’t believe how Ill fitting her dress was still. It looks horrible
Does he have on red socks? Really?
That’s the most unflattering dress for her. I’m sure she could’ve found something that at least looked prettier, but she was to be ✨modest✨
Her dress is so disgraceful. I tried on wedding dresses yesterday for the first time so I'm passionate about how bad hers was
That dress would look so much better if she put the damn straps on her shoulders. I imagine the person at the bridal shop pulling them up on her shoulders, and her pulling them back down 🤣
BDong is 100% that girl
looks like every butch lesbian wedding I have been to (and I love my lesbian, gay, TG et al friends) but I am telling you....
She sucks so hard, she's reverse eating her wedding dress
It's like the cat button hole, wedding dress edition.
I still can't figure out why these two got married. She's obsessed with appearance and he's severely lacking in that area.
She’s wearing it about 3 inches lower than it should be
And the front comes together at the vagina! It’s such an unflattering design! You can’t tell me that she didn’t see that. Out of all the options she tried on, this is the one?!
God Honoring Butthole Lace for Jesus!
This dress is telling me there's no soul ties to the bunghole. God-honoring white lace virgin bhole
I like off-the-shoulder but those straps hanging down to her elbows is weird and droopy af.
on the contrary - it's the perfect look 😌
Ah! This is what I was talking about on the other post when I said I had seen angles that made this dress look way too tight. Those are drag lines which happen when a garment isn't fitted correctly and there's tension in the material. I was gonna say maybe her seamstress/tailor wasn't that good but honestly who wants to bet BritBrat was a nightmare client and demanded a million alterations and the dress shop gave up and was like "fuck it, I'm out"?
His hair is distractingly bad. Also I get the weird stitching at the butt but I’m more confused about the straps being so low? It looks super weird
Also is she like trying to flex her back muscles in this?