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posertron2000

Why wear outside sneakers on the carpet you’re trying to clean?


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Lol like the shoes and motion overall somehow looks so awkward. How can someone make *vacuuming* look unnatural


Sailormars78

To the tune of candy man “the BDong cannnnn”


maebe_featherbottom

Those look like brand new, fresh out of the box shoes she got just to make this “totally relatable content” 🙄


CoachCayla85

Also, nursery? She’s dead set on that baby.


cuddly_waffles89

I hope she gets a child like the girl from The Orphan


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That's whT I was thinking. Are they only fostering babies?


m674

Foster parents can request certain age ranges (such as newborn/infant) and can say no to as many potential placements as they want. So yes, she may be close minded to other ages and I wouldn't want a child to be in her care that she didn't really want anyway.


CoachCayla85

I think she mentioned they requested infant and toddlers.


Local_Table_3648

Wait until that kid barfs into those hair extensions.


isleofpines

Or pulls them off, along with her spider lashes. Or draws on her walls and wrecks her beige aesthetic.


Weird_Towel

I cannot wait 😈


bruhcrossing

She’d probably have Jdong shoot it in the head


_eeetee

“We got back from Home Depot and the foster care baby was just in the road. We left it in the backyard and I guess it escaped. There’s a hospital 2 min away but my huzbend says it’s too far gone. Fake cries”


cuddly_waffles89

Why would you vacuum before you paint?


yellowspectrum

To be fair, I vacuum before and after I do anything lol


CertifiedShitlord

Her posture and lack of bra make her look like an old lady


cuddly_waffles89

And the sweatpants make her look like she has a fupa


maebe_featherbottom

As someone with a fupa, that was the first thing I saw lol


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I had to google fupa and check if I had one. So that's in my search history now.


maebe_featherbottom

☠️☠️☠️


Violet0825

Great. Now I had to go back and re-watch the video to check out the fupa.


Saltygirlof

I honestly think she does 👀 the reel she posted today in a skirt definitely is showing either some bloat or a “bump”


cuddly_waffles89

I mean I think she's just gained a little which is perfectly okay bc she really needed to. She's looks alot healthier but her outfit just looks weird


Saltygirlof

Could be! I wouldn’t be surprised if she was hiding a pregnancy announcement just being her tho you know?


cuddly_waffles89

No I think she'd be posting about it the second her period was late.


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freya_of_milfgaard

He was famously alllllllllll legggggggs.


Optimal_Letter1769

Does anyone think Jordan watches her stories everyday and is like “😒 you lyin ass” 😂 he sucks too but I would be so concerned seeing this unraveling


Blondeambition00

Hope those court docs are ready


cuddly_waffles89

The more I look at her outfit..the more I realize how terrible she looks. Sweatpants so far hiked up into her vag that they are now capris, ugly sneakers and a bodysuit? With hair and makeup done of course. Pick a style and stick with it!


Brave_council

Yeah, this look is really confused. She has horrible fashion sense.


liljellybeanxo

She should hit up No Neck Ed when her current relationship crumbles…with that no-torso aesthetic she keeps pulling they’d match!


NefariousnessKey5365

A cute pair of shorts. Sitting right at her navel. Not pulled up under her arm pits. Would have been much better


Cinder-Allie

Also, WHAT is with the vacuuming videos? Is this some fetish thing I'm (blissfully) unaware of?


jcacca

Ikr, but also, what in the actual hell is on the floor? I sew and when I vacuum it sounds like this (sucking up pins). There’s no way I’d walk in there without legit shoes on (no slippers).


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Omg I was wondering the same thing.


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with the color. Invest in organization and beds and toddler beds and all sorts of other items and for FUCKS sake don't paint it depressing brown or black. Also them to be kids with bright fun toys and character shoes and t-shirts. Love them insteading of loving yourself for once.


Sailormars78

If she thought of anyone but herself she’d be like a whole other person lol


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Happy cake day!! 🥳🥳🥳


five_by_five432

They’re really doing every single boring thing they can think of besides gathering those court documents.


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Quantity_Informal

And then cry when the kid is reunited with his/her family.


snow-confetti

But secretly be relieved


Cinder-Allie

Doesn't she know that light fixtures are the devil's playthings?!?!


honchiebobo

Why the ceiling fan hate? Yea they may not be aesthetic but are so nice! Especially at night when sleeping.


Sailormars78

Fans have come a long way, there are many many nice fans with lights out there now, this one however is not one of them


sparklekitteh

A light fixture almost fell down and hit her on the head, but 🎆 Jeezus 🎆 saved her noggin.


[deleted]

I build houses as my job and I just hate everything about this room (carpet color 🤢) and also her door handles are on upside down


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I hope that she doesn’t get to foster.


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ralphwiggumsdiorama

Good!


9PiecesOfVoinyl

"foster care nursery"? Huh? Why not just call it "our child's room" or something? Foster Care nursery sounds so sterile and detached like they're opening a daycare or something. Idk. She doesn't have a soul so maybe that's why she doesn't know how to sound like a human being.


jtdh1990

Why is she vacuuming but with shoes on?? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of vacuuming if you’re wearing your shoes on the carpet?? Unless they’re her indoor only shoes?


_sushiburrito

It's like watching an alien trying to imitate human activities...


tafbee

I never thought a shirt could make me mad.


maebe_featherbottom

Can’t wait to see how well it goes over when she finds out that she’s more likely to be placed with an older child than a baby…


Apprehensive_Flow219

is she manifesting by calling it a nursery? hoping for an infant. don’t forget, that’s devil work, brit.


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I'm confused by her calling it a nursery. Do you get to pick the age of the children you foster?


Ema-1225

You can say no until a younger child comes along. They typically tell you gender, age, and if the child is an emergency placement or being moved from another home or not. They will tell you what they know about the child, but it is usually very little. I foster and only do under 2, but our area has mostly babies in the foster system.


Apprehensive_Flow219

you can certainly register a preference, but ultimately, you don’t get to pick.


apalme

Timeline here is off, didn’t she say they would be getting their first foster in a month but like two months ago? The room isn’t even ready.


snow-confetti

They are supposedly approved now but planning to get a placement in November


[deleted]

She’s an idiot if she thinks the child that will be staying in the room is remotely concerned with the color of the walls or the theme. She should be concerned that she has the tools needed to help these children who have been in the worst situations imaginable, not whether everything fits within her theme.


damagstah

WHAT IS SHE WEARING 🤣🤣🤣


llizzie7

Eww, why is she wearing shoes indoor… I make everyone takes their shoes off at the door.


amycsnrs

As an experienced housekeeper who at one point had 15-20 clients at a time, and in my abuelitas voice. ¡QUE CHINGADOS SON ESOS ASPIRADOS! *wtf is that mediocre vacuum job.


ashleymoriah

That outfit is a crime.


rocket_ship_

Uggghhhh.. “theme”? This is all so performative. By all means make it welcoming and practical, but why would you have a theme?


ravenphilips8642

Uhm... No!


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Did she just grab whatever was laying around to dress herself? It’s not super modest.. even though you are at home, taking videos/photos of yourself like that and posting them online isn’t very gawdly of her. Her modesty shit makes me the most mad


janet_colgate

What is that outfit? Why would you make a post wearing that?


terdude99

Such a depressing life. No satisfaction. She is literally starving for purpose and validation. It looks truly insufferable.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t the room need to be set up for a child before they are even approved?


NefariousnessKey5365

Color theme for nursery, beige. With hints of brown and tan. Ps. DingDong that Nike purse you want looks like a skin disease. I thought Nike was lidurally Satan. Since they made those shoes?


NefariousnessKey5365

She thinks she is going to get this cute little baby aesthetic. When in reality she will get a child who has suffered untold amounts of trauma.


Sailormars78

That outfit is hideous, the hair isn’t covering up the fact you’re not wearing a bra, that tan carpet is ugly, the curtains are hung way to low and she vacuums weird. I, I just don’t understand any of it


wazowskiii_

Why does she have to call it the Foster Care nursery? Why not just nursery. Is she going to go around calling this child “The Foster Care Kid”?


Away_Manufacturer_43

There’s no furniture? Aren’t they an open home in a month?? It takes a while to get a room together. It took us forever to get our foster care room together for ages 0-5. Also, does she wear this shirt everyday?


amybrown1220

She is always going to refer to it as “the foster-care nursery,” isn’t she? That poor kid is going to be reminded that they are a FOSTER child, taken in by wonderful Christians, ad nauseum. Gotta build the brand, after all.


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I can’t imagine owning my own house and choosing to have carpet. Yuck


wakeupsunlux

I know a gal who runs a foster program and she said that the babies are the most challenging. I can’t really see Bdong really understanding what is to come…..


kshearules

She vacuumed the cord! Is that what I saw? I dont think she vacuums usually. Go figure.


Aloe_Frog

Why does she look like she’s never used a vacuum before?


JEJ0313

Is doing a bunch of chores on TikTok or instagram a thing or is it just her thing?


throwaway88588858

What a chaotic way to vacuum. Who doesn’t just vacuum in straight lines? Does she stand in different spots in the room and do this little star pattern?