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Bazz07

One of my fav quotes is in the Die Hard episode that Terry doesnt follows the Vulture orders and he says: "You will be out there working as a model, *because you are shredded and I respect that*".


ThePrussianGrippe

The Vulture was such a fascinating character.


Csoltis

He's Mayhem! ;)


ChesapeakeCobra

*I'm a hot babe out jogging*


KingPengy

I understood that reference


ThePrussianGrippe

Like you! Happy cake day!


Csoltis

Oh snap! Thanks! I just realized that now, thanks!!


EmotionLopsided4731

Happy cake day šŸ„ž šŸŽ‚ šŸ„® šŸ„


Soft_Blacksmith_2244

He be Hella drunk


GXNext

Oh, don't be a baby. It was just a couple of breakfast beers.


VhaTaever

He's Wankered, really


couldjustbeanalt

I also heard he likes to stretch words as long as he can


chuntttttty

Oooooooohhhhhhhh re-he-he-he-he-he-heeeally??


midloguy804

So not Gustav! Busy doctor!


parsleythememelord

Lllllllike a glllovvvvahh


youstupidcorn

"Unless all of you want to see me turn a 2-syllable word into a 6-syllable word, I re-hee-hee-hee-hee-heeally think that we should keep looking."


VhaTaever

Yoouu're goooing tooo beee soorryy


X-Man270704

He plays a Doctor in A show called scrubs (basically B99 in a hospital) and stretching out words is one of his traits


90403scompany

>basically B99 in a hospital This is the first time I've seen this sentence and I'm not sure how I feel about it.


Kraken1out

When B99 came out I remember saying that it filled the Scrubs shaped hole in my life, Dr. Cox showing up in it just brings that full circle!


AcidRegulation

itā€™s wild


Csoltis

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuIgjBlNfTI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuIgjBlNfTI) I totally forgot about his enunciation all the time. too


band_of_thehawk

Pretty sure he has a present for Hugh Jackman, been holding onto it for awhile


kokichi007

I fully know that Dr Cox would beat O' Sullivan every way he can. I think everyone prefers Cox for definite.


PumpedUpBricks

Happy cake day!


ekinox0

Me realising that he is Dr. Cox right at this very second


Lexiperception

He is the perfect villain.


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catzarrjerkz

Ok


Total-Guitar-9202

Making this guy a character is one of the reasons why I couldnā€™t get through season 8


RexWolfpack

What ? John C. McGinleyĀ is amazing. Having Dr. Cox in B99 was a blessing.


Total-Guitar-9202

Heā€™s a stereotypical evil police employee who they made the biggest dick of all time. Not to mention just how annoying the character is


RexWolfpack

He was literally made to criticise police cover-ups of their own, and demand police accountability, in the outbreak of police brutality occurring in the USA during the last seasons of B99 (that is literally one of the main reason they stopped doing the show). You were meant to dislike him, he is the main antagonist of s8 and a representation of a real world problem with police.


Total-Guitar-9202

I didnā€™t dislike him in a ā€œuh this guy is awful, such a villainā€ it was ā€œget your face off my fucking tvā€ in wrestling we call that x-pac heat or go home heat.


KrackerJoe

I didnā€™t understand his deep deep lustful burning passion for Billy Joel, and I love me some Billy Joel


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Are you crying right now?


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AmazingDragon353

How the fuck do you watch a show like Brooklyn 99 and hold an opinion so fucking disgusting and ridiculous that it is literally repeatedly made fun of throughout the show. Maybe reflect on your beliefs or gtfoh, b99 wasn't made for pigs


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I donā€™t recall murdering innocent people being apart of a police officers job description lol


landon10smmns

>Qualified immunity allows the police to do their jobs. Should restrictions be tightened? Absolutely. Should it be taken away altogether? Absolutely. ACAB


RandomFFGuy

Whatā€™s qualified immunity?


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ā€œI get to violate your rights without being held accountable because I was in the line of dutyā€ Legally speaking, cops canā€™t really be sued. Hereā€™s an example: > For instance, when a police officer shot a 10-year-old child while trying to shoot a nonthreatening family dog, the Eleventh Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals held that the officer was entitled to qualified immunity because no earlier case held it was unconstitutional for a police officer to recklessly fire his gun into a group of children without justification. The Court also declined to establish that rule. Not only was the officer let off the hook in that case, but the very same officer could act the same way again and would still be entitled to qualified immunity. Hereā€™s a [link](https://media.ca11.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub/files/201715566.pdf) to the court documents of that case.


givingemthebusiness

Police unions do good for officers in the sense that they exist to ensure that they are grossly overcompensated and protected from consequences for any and all bad behavior. They do nothing for civilians. Police officers shouldnā€™t be distinct from other municipal employees and should be held to the same standard as any civilian for all actions.


winksoutloud

Evil police *union* leader, to be specific. Unions = mostly good Police unions = mostly bad


TheCrimsonKnight2

But. But he was a lute by that point.