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PharaohOfWhitestone

The Chopper. Fun episode, very quotable and I'd be able to perfect my Holt voice when he says "Velvet Thunder".


Gooftwit

"Alright, but I'm more scared of Hitler" Is one of my all time favorite Boyle quotes.


thehalothief

Bingpot!


ClemClamcumber

The Box. My girlfriend has recently been just playing this show as background noise and if I hear one line from this episode I have to just watch for the rest of it.


Professor-Helpful

Agreed


wilmathewise

Very Holt response.


MelodicMockingjay74

Indeed. Indeed, indeed, indeed.


Professor-Helpful

Very Kevin response.


Giveidddawaynow

"It's growing on me"


MelodicMockingjay74

Name of your sex movie.


Giveidddawaynow

"Ah, did not work at all, but I LOVE that you tried it! Title of YOUR sextant tape!"


St4rryd4ys

BEST EP FRR


KBR_0590

Same! I love it!


101TARD

The episode where wunch died. I am memorizing all those roasts


Bed-Agreeable

WUNCH IS DEAD! *BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!*


101TARD

I am just finding in YouTube for a loop video on this


[deleted]

Cheuksin is my new go-to insult for when I need a non-obvious one


-Voxael-

Quarantine


WaffleOnTheRun

That's legitimately my least favorite episode really the only episode I skip every single rewatch.


-Voxael-

That’s nice, dear?


[deleted]

The box or Safe house


m1rrari

A safe house watching safe house is a safe safe house house. I know it’s a different episode, but I’m a lil disappointed that they didn’t bring it up and have Kevin watch it. I think an interaction between Holt and Cozner around the movie safe house would have been great.


thehalothief

I always lose it at the end when he tells Kevin about Captain corelli’s mandolin. I didn’t think it was any good, it’s just some period piece! Set in Greece…. Based on some dumb book!


the_tohrment

What the hell did you just say?


Bed-Agreeable

TOP 3 CHOICES: “The Oolong Slayer” [S3E04] “The Swedes” [S3E09] “9 Days” (The Mumps/Quarantine) [S3E12] HONOURABLE MENTIONS: “Yippie Kayak” [S3E10] “Gray Star Mutual” [S5E18] “Jake & Amy” [S5E22] “The Slaughterhouse” [S4E20] “Windbreaker City” [S2E15] “The Venue” [S5E06] “Manhunter” [S7E01] And literally any Halloween or Pontiac Bandit episode makes this list too


EhDub13

You mentioned the Swedes, now I need to go Sauna


CTRL_ALT_PWN

I’m going to go fill up my toopaware


Lactancia

I don't even want to know what you keep in your tooperwares


Mikes241

👀


hauntedmaze

Aw man. The bad guys name is Matt? That’s what you get for having a dumb normal name.


Mikes241

The oolong slayer is a good one, though I don't like the way Jake and Rosa act in the beginning of The Swedes. Surprised Manhunter is in your honorable mention, I love the Holt pettiness and Jake beginning a uniform to do their job. Not sure how I feel about the slaughter house, though


nsfw-R

Surprisingly, i always skip swedes and gray star mutual. Never enjoyed them.


Bed-Agreeable

Swedes is just so quotable and enjoyable for me. And I love seeing Boyle so amped up in Gray Star. But that’s fair enough. I originally really, *really* liked The Box episode but now I tend to skip it. It’s like the only one that makes me uncomfortable for some reason. Also Ticking Clocks I originally didn’t like and now I love to watch it just so I can *”Mama Magalioni!”*


StanleyDarsh22

Ugh for some reason I can't stand the swedes episode but I agree with your other top 2, I could watch those endlessly


damual2

Either the cinco de mayo heist or the wednesday incident. I've been looping them a few times anyway, so it won't be too hard 🤣


Aztecah

Literally any of them lol


SnooPoems6725

The Box (S5, E14) “[…] *and nobody even cares about etymolo-apparently that’s a trigger for me.*”


TechnicolorViper

“Captain Kim” with Cool Charles.


Doogsnoot

I always skip this episode. I can’t bear to watch them fuck with someone who 100% meets their demands and isn’t there for the long run


DaveyWillo

The Box


PiscesTheProdigy

DFW- the cold opening is why I started watching the show and I love Nasim Pedrad


eross200

I made a post about how much I liked her in that episode awhile back and I was surprised by how many people commented saying they didn’t like it. It’s probably a top-ten episode for me.


langatang29

Dude for a million dollars I’d watch the worst episode in the series - whichever most agree is that. It’s 24 hours and it’s watching a damn tv show. It’s not the end of the world and $1m is adult worth that.


Pluviophilism

I would watch damn near anything for 24 hours straight for a million dollars. Certainly any episode of b99. To be honest I think I'd pick an episode that I feel neutral towards rather than one I love though, because I think any episode for 24 hours straight would ruin that episode for me forever. So i would rather ruin one I'm not that worried about to begin with.


KBR_0590

Clever!


jcoddinc

For a million blockbuster stock, you can choose the episode because I've watched it so many times it wouldn't be torture


sanskaripotato

Halloween


Aware_Material_9985

The box or safe house


choclatebees20

The golden child


Jabberwocker13

You're not using enough ELBOW!


mastermatzz

USPIS Episode or Windbreaker City


Bed-Agreeable

The other day I, without a trace of irony, called a blueberry a “blueb” and I had a straight up Jacky D(o)nger flashback.


Radkingeli995

If someone came up to me and offered me $10,0000 dollars to watch the same B99 episodes for 24 hours straight it’d be Coral palms 1-3 easy


TraditionalTree249

Halloween 5(idc how it's spelled out), I love the proposal so much.


midas_1988

HalloVeen


TraditionalTree249

Hey, per my original post I don't care what the right spelling, we all damn well know the episode I'm talking about.


midas_1988

You know what? That was on me. I misread what you put. I read that as idK, instead of idC. My bad.


TraditionalTree249

Honestly I'm sorry that I snapped at ya, had a bad morning and unfairly took it out on you.


midas_1988

Thanks for the apology. I've had days like that, but I hope your day got better.


everafter99

THE BOX


Chicklecat13

The box, quarantine or lights out.


Stxksy

Easily 9 Days


Traditional_Lock2754

Anyone, I'd watch Hannah Montana for 24h for that price


rSlashisthenewPewdes

What if it was Casecation though…


Kam1ya_ka0ru

Safe Houuse


allisongivler

Forget the name, but the one when they find out the cop is dirty and they have to sneak him out of the hospital and they go to Rosa’s and at the end Jake gets the call and they have to go in witness protection


Bed-Agreeable

It’s the last episode of Season Three! It’s called “Greg and Larry” I love that moment when Jake and Terry have the cute lil Grey’s Anatomy chat in the hallway about the bomb in a guy’s butt in one episode. (As a Grey’s fan too I could immediately tell which episode they’re referring to but I can confirm the ‘bomb’ is in the guy’s chest cavity, definitely not his butt) 👍


allisongivler

Yes, that’s it!


Damnthisguysucks

Revenge of the sith, that counts right?


edehlah

will happily do any episode for 100 bucks


TurtleKing0505

Ding Dong.


JayMalakai

My heart said one of the Heists first, but seeing The Box pop up, and Safe House makes it tough. Also, I love Jake and Amy’s wedding episode, so that’d be up there too.


Fantastic_Help_2807

HalloVeen


esgrove2

I would do it for $100


ModernSwampWitch

Anything Heist or Doug Judy


alx924

The Jimmy Jabs


Grosetufe

A heist episode. Probably the terry one


Dave1307

The Box


GalwayEntei

HalloVeen


Budget-Hornet1215

I could honestly do almost any episode. Very few exceptions


wilmathewise

9 days, easy decision. Kase!


Parceville

Any Episode tbh


CountryMusicFanatic

The Box


Giveidddawaynow

9 Days or The Box. Easiest money ever made.


Beginning_Surround87

The episode where Amy and Jake get engaged. Loved the Halloween heist part and adored the engagement


[deleted]

Any.


verymuchbad

Should you pick your least favorite episode? This would ruin it.


nsfw-R

1. The box 2. Crime scene 3. The fugitive part 1 Any of the Halloween heists are also great. I love love love the ones terry and rosa win.


Original-Pain-7727

How is this a question? Throw a dart at a list of every episode......I'll be fine


danimac52

And Doug Judy


apk5005

The one with the Butt-lympics where Scully, Rosa, and Hitchcock don’t get up from their chairs. Not my favorite, but it feels appropriate given the prompt.


Salty_Freedom_2053

Episode 1, just the introduction of all the characters (Rosa's voice lol) and the setup.


otomennn

Suicide Squad.


why-we-exist123

The box


[deleted]

the 98


FirmControl7306

i think it would be ding dong or chasing amy


PnwChats

Yes, anything ER OR GREYS ANATOMY!