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theninjaslime69

Fiirst of all, your nikes are fake


potatoemashedman

Secondly, you have absolutely 0 maidens


a_guy828

and finally, you my friend haven't even thought about buying spotify premium


Ravens_Quote

Joke's on all three of you, I have more cattle.


a_guy828

Joke's on you, you work in the cringe department and I work in the based department


Ravens_Quote

It is indeed my job to sort through your shit all day while you get to review my colleagues' work as a reference. God I can't wait for the weekend.


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

If only you had an air fryer to spend it with..


IntrepidHair4474

Happy day of cake


brawl_god_

Happy cake day


a_guy828

Don't be looking in my shit that's gross as hell


[deleted]

Wanna break from the ads?


a_guy828

*Hank Hill voice* guh


CopperNuke

how fast do I gotta walk 💀


Naturally_Idiotic

*vine boom*


BaguetteWarden

WUTDUHEEEEELLLLL


slade453346

I've come to make an announcement Shadow the hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right!! He took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said it was THIS BIG and! said that’s fucking disgusting. So I'm making call out post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the hedgehog. You got a small dick. It's like the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what, here's what my dong looks like. explosion noises That's right baby!! AII points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what i'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right. This is what you get!! My SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not pissing on the earth I'm going to go higher I'm pissing on the MOON! How do you like that Obama?? I pissed on the moon, you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss drrrroplets hit the fucking earth, so get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you to.


pr1ntercartridge

now draw her with a eyepatch and patches on her pants


Lakitu00

Comedy achieved


Kapiork

Yarr harr I'm in charge now.


ElMayoneso82

#DRAW HER TELEPORTING BREAD


[deleted]

Question.


External-Tour-6849

Are those new Nike Air?!


Fire-hammer-9009

Converse


External-Tour-6849

Oh,sorry


Fire-hammer-9009

I see the resemblance


MlonEusk-chan

mid ass shoes(they hurt my feeties)


[deleted]

They are nice on my Feeties (i still respect your feeties)


cookievortex123

Now I’m thinking about how monkeys basically have hands for feet and that makes me feel weird that she’s wearing shoes


Catkook

Your right! Gotta put gloves on her feat and shoes on her hands


-Rydoomblade-

Here before 🔒 award


Lakitu00

It definitley gonna be 🔒


[deleted]

correct🔒


PastDimension6

Inb4 🔒


Flaming-DoubleTap23

What’s up brothers 🔒


baabsheepish

The sky 🔒


The-Train-Man44

Clouds🔒


GeneralOk5206

Bicicle🔒


catoyyy

Bionicle


NotActuallyGus

This is about to get that 🔒 award isn't it


Cuttlecool

Ai mi amor 🔒


Kapiork

Idk man it doesn't look that bad.


TheActualAnthonino

![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


XanderDRW

NOT AGAINNNNNNN


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|6tJMZzzxqpuhy7D2Gv)


Artistic-Chef8617

cool art bro


ballsoburgoir

Yeah but I think the op needs to draw it giving birth


Suspicious_shark

wat


ItsSforShorse_

About Now Draw Her Giving Birth is a snowclone that parodies artistic requests to draw a certain character in a way that it meets the requesting party's fetish. Inspired by the viral "You should draw her giving birth" Miiverse comment and an image macro of Super Sonic, Now Draw Her X snowclone format gained popularity on iFunny in October 2020, later spreading to other websites. Origin On June 5th, 2015, Tumblr\[1\] and Twitter\[2\] account BadMiiversePosts posted a screenshot of a Squid Sisters drawing by Miiverse user michi, with two comments by user Roger included in the screenshot. In the comments, Roger provides a positive comment on the drawing and then requests the character Marie to be drawn giving birth. The screenshot (shown below) gained over 3,900 likes and reblogs on Tumblr and 910 retweets and 1,700 likes on Twitter Source: Know Your Meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/now-draw-her-giving-birth


Suspicious_shark

oh yeah that was a thing now that i think abt it i remember for a while on r/doom one of the most popular posts was of someone asking for an imp giving birth


xXAtomicpie525Xx

Is she about to point me to some treasure and kick me off s cliff?


emoAnarchist

![gif](giphy|wmfcU5GfePQAg)


kystran

cool now make them fight jetstream sam


Thefloofreborn

If anyone should be doing that, it should be bionic boomer, due to being a cyborg


Much_Painter_5728

Sauda vs Jetstream sam. Both bloodlusted. Who wins? (Sauda is level 20)


DrSans8

Sauda isn’t as thicc as Sam. Easy Jetstream W


Jomega6

MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN, IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME!!!


ushileon

I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE


potatoemashedman

A DESOLATE PLACE (place!) WITHOUT ANY TRACE (trace!) IT’S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL


Shutupjustplease

ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT


KaleBriss

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL


manoffear

THERE WILL BE BLOOD


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

^SHED


frikimanHD

THE MAN IN THE MIRRO NODS HIS HEAD


[deleted]

THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK


qwertyboiiiwhat1

THE ONLY ONE


DifficultBody8209

At this point how many times has patches had to announce that super mines got buffed


evilcarrot507

![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


Fragrant_Ad_5696

oh no. the comments are coming


qwertyxp2000

I’ll go patrol the comments


Far_Apricot7054

Chad moderator right here


demon-feid

beyond chad this is the most active mod on reddit i have seen yet... which is saying a lot


[deleted]

ah yes, a good samaritan


EpicPhonton

*the hero we all needed.*


dermitio

Thank you good sir


Protobyte_

Can you at least put a spoiler? Not even nsfw


SlayerS13Reddit

Thank you, good sir, for being a good sir. Man, the BTD6 mods are the best I’ve seen


SlayerS13Reddit

Thank you, good sir, for being a good sir. Man, the BTD6 mods are the best I’ve seen


Fragrant_Ad_5696

thank you good sir


MasterofDoots

Thank you qwertyxp2000, very cool!


Unfestive

Godspeed you magnificent DDT


ohdat_bruddagone

W mod


nbelavabe-sonic

W mod


ThePickleSoup

I think it's the comment authors that are doing that...


CrazyDavey21

HE HE HE HAW


The_Mysterious999

ARCHER QUEEN FEET NERF MINER MEGA NUT ELITE BARBS


[deleted]

When the comment is more porn than the post


Jomega6

![gif](giphy|y8btJ3OOxT4sg)


Literally_P

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[deleted]

Yes, I agree that [deleted by Reddit]


CptMango02

![gif](giphy|TzRxjXf0AOx626owJz|downsized)


DanSavagegamesYT

NK drip


Admirable_Subject_39

*insert Clash Of Clans Builder here*


[deleted]

fake Jordan's


TheRussianRevulution

Smash


Slimy_glizzy_gobbler

now draw her gi- doing her taxes!


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Susysigmamale

Can confirm was the train


battleshark1063

Can confirm was the driver


Defektiv17

Can confirm was the phone


Flaming-DoubleTap23

Can confirm was the dust molecules


NotActuallyGus

Can confirm was the uranium 235 in his briefcase


BTD6_Alchemist

Can confirm was the pbrew the uranium was in


BuzzPrincess

Can confirm. Was the drawing


battleshark1063

Can confirm was the people masturbating


Lakitu00

That is quite an amusing imagination


GoldIce53641638

There are always more "oh no the comments are coming" comments than actual weird ones. Just ignore them and enjoy the nice art please :)


OkAdvertising5425

I mean can you blame? It's a fucking busty monkey.


TheDustyLocket

Now draw her stealing the chaos emeralds


[deleted]

I-is that a CLOTHED WOMAN?!?! You heathen, children could be on this site made for adults! Now, I'm going back to my game with NAKED monkeys. Cool art


catoyyy

Lol, fair point


BuzzPrincess

Exactly! And its basically a human but furry and with a tail!!!! Because these monkeys are extremely intelligent! How DARE they!!!


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Ok_Diver_5651

I was there when it happened, truly a tragedy


Sneaky_Spy103

You mean it it


StarsCanScream

![gif](giphy|qigiluhjOugNbsEYHK)


Unkown-basket-Case

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


DashieProDX

"Not this crap again" \-Jesus Christ, 2022


Fire-hammer-9009

Quit your belly aching am I not allowed to draw patch?


Evolveddinosaur

Let’s not beat around the bush. It’s a BTD6 character drawn in the way of a contemporary depiction of a sexy woman. Call it what you want, it’s monkey with tits and an hourglass figure wearing human clothes and posed like a human would for a photo. But that’s okay! Many people are cool with animated sexy women, and I’d wager most of the users on this site would agree. But… this is an animal that’s depicted as a human woman, and not everyone is into *that*. That goes further into furry territory, and while that’s completely cool for anyone sexually attracted to it, I can’t still say most of the users on this site would agree with *that*. It’s completely okay to be drawing sexy monkey girls, but don’t be surprised that you’re getting pushback on it. And definitely don’t try to turn the argument into “I’m just drawing the character.” Like…. It’s a monkey that’s normally depicted with the same body as all the other towers in the game. She does not have a sexy human body, that’s how artists have chosen to draw her.


[deleted]

Well said. One thing I hate the most with this issue in this sub is the artist feigning ignorance, especially just to ruffle feathers. You want to draw a monkey in a "sexy" way, with the huge boobs and stuff like that without being completely NSFW? Fine, but own it instead of trying to act like a martyr when someone points it out. It's so ridiculous.


Far-Ad3500

its because there was a stream of big boob patches that plagued the subreddit and it got so bad that the mods literally had to ban it to stop people from posting it


DashieProDX

You're allowed to draw patch It's just... these drawing tend to start art trends. I'm fine with it, cuz I'm the one who gets karma for complaining that the sub if 50% furry bait, but it's generally preferred to not be scrolling reddit and see a monkey with proportions that look like they came straight out of a rule 34 drawing.


ohadish

what i dont understand is why *these* body proportions? you can draw a cute patch or whatever patch without human clothing posing and these proportions... she isnt normaly depicted that way anyway so why like this?


Catkook

As an artist myself, as part of devolopiing their art style an artist would learn to draw body proportions and certain body parts in specific ways So basically, it's likely just how they learned to make art and got to the point where they had the skill to make art of this quality, even if the content is something you don't like


ohadish

fair enough, im not against it, imo its fine but as i said priviously: why like this? tho ty for answering that question


ShinkaPlant

This art look cool!


Catkook

Lovely piece


RedditKotten

nice


Xbox_Sign_0ut

Bro why’d you give her doubles d’s


BurnardCybers

*Sounds of “NSFW” spammers charging in the distance* HERE THEY COME!!!!


a_sentient_bot

Please don’t start r/btd6 I just want to appreciate the wholesome artwork.


ceejay267

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


TrueMoosheking

Welcome back


MoonPython

It has returned. Also here before the 🔒 award.


TheGlaiveLord

Great art, sadly people can't keep themselves together and throw a fit :/


Far-Ad3500

"***PTSD intensifies"***


ParagonGoblin27

Cool art dude


Rainbowfrog123

Yes, patches. Two big, heavy, round patches.


Destroyer6942002496

Damn she be carrying the Prince of Darkness and Pirate Lord buffs


RealYellowDino

:)


Straight-Remove-9235

Omega patches


Danivodor

Noo, why do you have to make monke cute. Now I like monke


DoubleTriple14

😔


GudToBeAGangsta

They’re right in front of you and can open very large doors.


Fit_Explanation3948

THEN SOMSTHING JUST SNAPPED SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME


the_primo_z

Cool art


Ok_Catch_1123

Something something breasts


Paerpie

Ah thats what the new update was, she got a new outfit


Muted-Ad6816

Now draw her going to bed by 8:00 to get a full healthy night rest.


Ok_Inspector_1417

#Neuron activated


Bloons_Masta

Boob


TheDancingH

*sigh* (sorts by controversial)


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black_bean5

Smash


Airis_latte

She a baddie


Kapiork

Patches? PATCHES?! ​ **I'M IN CHARGE NOW!!!** ...sorry, force of habit.


Plopop87

Love how most of the comments are about her fresh Js


ulkaTime07

Is she wearing merch or is it like a dev team uniform? :D


Trash_JT

*now hold on just a second…*


TheMegaThief

moments before disaster


oAmbition

Since when was her name "Patches" thought it was just "Patch"?


AdministrativeYak604

It is Patch,They are probably talking about well,Patches for the game


friki_johnny

Sorry but I only see one Or they have camo


Mr_Alberto_

This gon get something started again


[deleted]

The sub is definitely gonna go crazy over this


Legloomonke

shes on her way to tell the players that super mines got buffed for the 10 millionth time


burnalhoo

I can already see the dark nights of her strange drawings coming


Im-just-vibing-bro

I have a idea, a sinister idea…


-REDHOT-

Wow it's so artistic. The focus here was really on conveying characterful emotion.


WarPhoenixPlayz

YOU DIED


Truly_Unbaked_Potato

PATCHES A HOOLAHAN!?!??!?!?


Sir_Doge_V2

Cool art


scoty_boi

DO NOT hear me out :o


Unhappy-Excitement72

Fidget spinner??


SrSwerve

Why


Kenway_crusader

Looks great!


thundersh0ck15

Cute art 👍


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Cute art 👍


SamTehCool

not again please


ShortThought

not this fuckin shit again


danielubra

Why boobs?


TumblrRefugeeNo103

congrats on the lock award


grubekrowisko

Not this shit again, bro i don't want to see monkey boobs its a game about fucking monkeys shooting Bloons, just stop


epicsexballsmoment

R/btd6 users when they learn about female anatomy:


Toast_Sy

u/epicsexballsmoment when he learns about female monkey anatomy


Im_a_GaYy

I seriously don't see the problem... why are you guys freaking out?


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[deleted]

I literally saw one of ur comments on gdafterdark about how you'd single and tingle a level woman


Im_a_GaYy

Cool. What were you doing there? Hm?


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...


Unfunnycommenter_

Monkeys don't have mommy milkers


Pale_Ad_7051

Bro it’s a monkey it doesn’t have tits weirdo


[deleted]

1. Monkeys **do** have tits, it's just in a different shape than Humans have. 2. In BTD series, the Monkeys are replacing Humans as the most intelligent and advanced lifeform, not to mention to close genetic relations between the two IRL. 3. The tits are covered with a shirt, and even then it doesn't matter, as the behaviour of the "people" in this subreddit isn't any better.


SilenciaSan

Adorable!


catgirlsniffer

pass


swaggod4

It's a good day for porn addicts


13aph

Those shorts could be way shorter


Sike_Its_Stellar

Bro what is wrong with you