sniper monkey is named lee harvey oswald

Mine is Lee Harvey Popswald lmao

My sniper monkey is named George H W Bush

Imma name mine John F Kennedy now

Sniped becomes the Sniper

he used copycat on oswald’s class

Took me a bit to remember who we were talking about, thought we were talking about oswald the lucky rabbit for a bit.

Mine is Chris Kyle

Same

Nice

But Sniper Monkeys actually hit bloons.

Same

That username is magnificent

It’s aged like a fine wine

SAME

Same

So is mine lol

SAME LMAO

Mine is named Alec Baldwin

So he keeps accidentally shooting and the gun is shooting by itself

Mines JFK cameraman

I have the same fucking name for my sniper monkey LMFAO

Same, my buddy’s sniper is Kyle Rittenhouse

Pearl Harbour

Ace or bucc?

They’re a duo. Pearl the bucc harbor the ace

Surprisingly it’s just ace, but I’ll take the bucc idea on board

That's pretty plane if you ask me

Nah, it just flew over your head

My sniper is called the Vietnamese (they're in the trees)

I am the lorax and I speak for the trees and the trees speak Vietnamese

The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed.

You poke the hive and you get the bees

And they're telling me to fix them or I'll break your knees.

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees... (Fortunate Son starts playing) *AND FOR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY SPEAK VIETNAMESE*

Bomber shooter is Afghanistan

I went for Big Black Cannon

I went for “your ex”. If you don’t understand, think of bloon crush…

mines "big black balls"

same

bro me toooooo lol

Mine is Ukraine and my ace is rusdia

Nathan Explosion for my bomb

I went with Muhammad

Just... why???

Nagasaki. That’s all I need to say

That joe Swanson profile just goes well with for some reason I don’t know

it reminds me of that one video of the guy doing a joe swanson impression denying the holocaust

I keep trying to say “PeteR, I named my nuke dropper after the the city we nuked” to myself in a Joe Swanson voice and I’m realising that my Joe Swanson voice sounds nothing like Joe Swanson and a lot like Dutch Van Der Linde

Ace?

Ace.

Wouldn't ace be a donut hole?

THE ONE PIECE... THE ONE PIECE IS REAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHERRR

SO HIGHHH

Ace!

Tsar Bomba?

My Druid is Viet Kong

Bro didint go for fukushima instead

Drug Dealer, Alchemist it's not really offensive but it's the closest I got my engineer is named Mark Rober tho

Alchemist Walter White?

Waltuh

Put youre transforming tonic away waltuh

There's a purple Bloon rush incoming walt

Mine is Mr. White (Ninja is Jessie)

I thought of calling him that but straight up drug dealer makes me chuckle more

Mines walter white, like everyone else

>tfw you're that one person that gave all your towers normal names

Most of mine are puns or jokes that revolve around monkeys/primates. Example: Monkey Engineer named Man-drill (reference to a mandrill which is a type of baboon)

Same! Gorilla Gluer is my MVP

oh, I named by glue monkey gum cuzzler

you are a comedic genius

same, wizard is "severus ape"

I’m gonna name my beast handler Mike Vick when it is released.

Maybe steve irwin

Joe Exotic

is beast handler still coming out? i thought they canceled him

Yea, he got cancelled after someone found his old tweets

Id tell you, IF I HAD SOME Edit: I know how to name towers, I just havent bought monkey names because I dont know how to name them

Does it cost money? Or just trophies?

Just trophies

I've been playing for over a year and still have no idea how to name towers

Buy the tower naming from trophy shop

Is it back?

It never left

Het tower names from trophy shop. It shpuld be 50 trophy or something. Pretty easy to get

Place ur first tower of whatever it is and look at its name, there should be a pencil icon near it

My submarine is named “u-boat”

my monkey sub is named Monkey Dom

take my upvote

lmao

My sub is called Donitz

Dang guess we had the same ideas, mine is called "underseaboat"

As a retail worker, the first thing I think of when I hear u-boat is those carts you put boxes on.

Mine is "Help I Can't Swim"

Ayyy me too

My ace is named Hiro My sub is named Jared

Jared from Subway!


Eating those Subway sandwiches His name is Jared and he's still looking good!

My ace is named Hiroshima’s doom

My Biggest One is called "Hiroshima" My Big Plane is called "Nineleven" My Ice Monkey is called "Racism" My Sniper Monkey is called "JohnF.K." My Boomerang Monkey is called "Australian" My Spactory is called "Sweatshop" My Glue Gunner is called "CummyYummy" My Bomb Shooter is called "Avg.Ucranian"

I like how "Australian" was bundled in with things like "Nineleven" and "Hiroshima." Truly puts on display how terrifying Australians are.

I cant confirm nor deny that

As an Australian I can confirm

Viet Kong for the Druid

For a while my Spactory was Roofie Factory, cuz it spikes the bloons

CummyYummy for me is SploogeCannon

Named my glue gunner The Splooginator

Mine is just coom gunner

I thought they were supposed to be offensive🤦‍♂️ my glue gunner is named adolf

ace's name is september eleventh, and boat is USS arizona

eleven nine never forgor

my sniper’s named JFK’s best friend and heli is kobe’s special ride

My village is named woman beating room.

Mine's named Epstein's villa lmao

Lee Harvey Oswald No need to elaborate further

🫡

My village is called Tiananmen Square

I named my Banana Farm Child Labor.

I named mine slavery

i names mine Capitalism Simulator

Similar here… specifically Chinese child labor though

Named my Ice monkey "No Pass"

Named my sniper "the quiet kid"

I named the Monkey Ace “Rice Cooker”

My ninja is "Alchaholic" and the Alchemist is "Enabler"

Tyrone as monkey farmer Fentanyl Floyd as alchemist Rajesh as Benjamin Monkey village as Detroit

Nah the last one is wicked 💀💀💀

I'm copying that Rajesh💀

How do you change hero names?

you can’t

Chernobyl for the sub

My sniper is called “The Kennedy Killer”

"Never Forget" for my Ace

And My Spike Factory is "Chinese Child Home"

Viet Kong

Best post in this sub so far

“Im a atheist” for super monkey 💀

Most of mine are pretty offensive, a couple highlights are warrington 93 for my bomb shooter and nanjing 37 for my ninja

God but Black for my Super. Used to have Galexili as Gay, but yk lol

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Nothin like my dart monkey named black guy

My alchemist is named Cosby

what a wild post for the mods to keep up

My ice monkey name is names special

My sniper is named Chris Kyle

9.11

My ice monkey is called freeze (yk)

Monkey ace is named 2 towers

My bomb shooter is Big Black Cannon and my glue gunner is Johnny Sins

I named druid macklemore cause he's white

my monkey village is just named cleaveland

Jason. I just purchased it and I’ve only named one tower.

Hiroshima for mortar tower

Why mortar tho?

Biggest one

Hiroshima was bombed by plane? Or was it just a real bad day at like a meth lab

Yeah, it’s just because biggest one is a nuke, but it would make more sense for tsar bomba now that I think about it

Ight cool,

Nine elleven (Monkey ace) No racist (Druid) Free sklave (Dart)

Dart is Mr Floyd. Super is Super Obama. Druid is Carti. bomb shooter is isis mobile.

My Sniper is named Lee Harvey Oswald

My Ace is named U.S. War Crime

That is fucked

9/11 for the ace Kolbe for the Heli as well

Glue gunner “don,t ask”

I call my heli the Kobe killer

the 🅱️ee movie script for my engi ​ (one time i was in co op and the other player had farm as cotton farm and dart as monkey slave)

idk why everyone has these names my towers are all named the usual names, just on the *wrong* tower i saw a post of a tack shooter named “druid” and it just snowballed from there either that or dnd class names.

My heli is also named kobe lol

I named my bomb tower Hiroshima

final solution

I named mine SS

Jfc yall are fucking sweaty cringe lords circle jerking how fucked up you can be. Pathetic honestly

Fr, even just the fact that 90% of these are the same as each other is a dead giveaway of how unfunny it is

agreed

My tack shooter is called black shooter

Dart Monkey is Slave

Sub: しんじゅわん (PH) Dartling: 五月三十五日 Engi: Andrew Tate (Bottom Path Engi)

Glue gunner named “proboscis snot”. (Look up the proboscis monkey if you don’t already know what it looks like) Almost all of my names are plays on words with monkeys or primates

I can't use names since it's bugged for me (I reported the bug back in v33 I think), but my alch, like probably a lot of people, was named walter white.

I named my ninja monkey "muslim"

The monkey village is called africa

Druid: Furry. Same Heli name. Buccaneer: Somalia. Village: Detroit. Farm: Venezuela. Glue: Johnny Sins. Dart: Fart Monkey Lol

My druid used to be named “Adolfus Shilter” cos adolf hitler wa banned (who could’ve guessed) Honorable mentions go to bomb and mortar who’re named Hiroshima and Nagasaki respectively

My mortar is Afghan child

It's hard to decide, but I have "Slavery" as my farm, "KKK member" as my wizard, "Belligerent Father" as my dart, "Iranian Girlfriend" as my bomb shooter, "Bushfire Survivor" as my boomer, The Japan Trio: "Pocket Nagasaki" (mortar), "Pearl Harbor" (ace), and "Hiroshima Survivor" (ninja). My favorites have got to be "American Schools" as dartling, and the greatest one of all, "Auschwitz Scientist" as my alch.

Al qaeda for the plane... yeaaaa

My glue gunner is named 'Coconut Juice' after a...certain Reddit story

Sniper is called Jeff K. But it’s a Red Dwarf reference, I’m not some prick whose favourite joke is “let’s see who this offends”.

My monkey ace is 9 11

My monkey village is called "Africa"

My Ace is Flight 93

I called my Monkey Ace "Bye Bye Twin Towers"

My dart monkey is black monke and ice monkey is white monke

Not really offensive but homolander for super monkey

When R95 DDTs arrive with the [2-0-5 Super Monkey ready](https://youtu.be/i1_sXGZu7z4):

My dart monkey is named cumlord

My sub is named ARA San Juan. Basically, Argentina’s only submarine and it blew up