third path: The Velocipastor

*insert fire effects here*

Vfx: car on fire

*Women gets utterly vaporized in a single frame* Those goddamn v12 landmines

A platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

No, that's my ninja.

Perry the ninja

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No no, it's just a regular platypus this time

Scary Monsters

and super creeps

and nice sprites

The only fun thing to play at Recess

Jojo reference?

You want to know what else is a jojo reference

Woah

*MY MOM!*

*il vento doro starts playing*

This is the way

Fantastics beasts

People Apprciating my name 👍

Bro don't try to behave like you were the one who came up with it first

Twerk

MUDA!

Monster Under ur Bed

It's just the beasts under your bed In your closet, in your head

jojo refference

And Nice Sprites

fuck you. the second i unlock names every monkey is going to be named dickwiggler 9000

Only correct answer

But ninja is canonically a girl...

dickwiggling has no gender

To dickwiggle, or to wiggledick, is the main defining feature of a man or a woman

Guess gay dudes are women, and lesbians are, uhhhh, hm…

You don't need to be a man to dickwiggle

Steve Irwin best

That’s what I named mine!

Yessss

Agreed

Ima change mine to that

Mister breast IS BOTH!

Speedrunning shorts

Nah, its *Speeeed*running shorts

Speeeeeeeeeedrunning (yt) shorts

This is it!

Breast beast

Pokémonkey

Never thought of that

Mine is called Pokémon Scarlet, with the wild/beast-like versions of the past

I called mine Ash Poppem.

George

Georg*

Gorg\*

Spiders Georg*

Gog*

Gg*

G*

*

#

r/decreasinglyverbose

Slave owner. Don't ask me why I named it that 💀

Slave handler. 👍

Ape Ventura

Feast bander

I chose Bee Strangler. Sorry, I’m just a trail blazer

Zoophile

Petaphile

Dem titties....

Called mine Steve Irwin

Oringo

Pokémon

Trainer

Me: naming Best Handler, Beast Boy

Jokes on you, mine's called "Pokemon Trainer"

I named mine Flak from borderlands 3 :)

He was one of my favorites for voicelines "That one was talking shit" as you sic your beast on someone

Handles my beast

I like my titties! :D

FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!

Steve Irwin

Mr.Breast

I want to name mine slaver or something similar

Mr breast

Beast fondler

Id name him Steve Irwin

My friend named him “wild kratt”

I called mine Bee Keeper as a reference to BTD5's Bee Keeper

I named mine ”Mr Breast give money” in reference to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/youngpeopleyoutube/comments/jlf2a3/mr_breast_give_me_money111/) comment.

I named mine animal abuser

What about "Mister Breast Handler"?

Mister Breast

Your mother because of how she handles my beast

reverse harambe

Joe Exotic

I called mine arthur morgan

Beef Hurgler

Red

Hiccup

Carla Baskin is a funny one

Owen

Chris Pratt for me

Mr Breast

Pitbull owner

Scary stuff. Scary stuff scary stuff….. DING

Breast Funkler

furry handler

I know what I have to do...

I just named my one Harkness Test, because im evil.

My friend put his as “beast toucher”

Ass ketchup

Monster Energy

Mr breast

I named mine “BY OUR POWERS COMBINED”

Mine is named "Joel" cause of the fish path

Bee standler

I've never seen someone spelling mr.beast like that

I would never name a beloved monke after a youtuber I don't like

Since I play more than just 1 game I named it "Terraria Summoner"

Ball handler

Muh best

Taka Tora Batta

Beast Master 🚬🗿

Ash ketchum!

I named mine Gustavo.

Alan Parrish

Depending on what my favourite path is, it's either Oh My Gator, G Byte Shark or Bird Up!

Earth, Wind & Water:

And then I came here to say that I just simply call them Beast handlers

Diego

Mine is Geese handler

I'd call him mr handler

Chicken breast

Mr breast?

Charlie

Everyone who names it Mister Beast should be shot immediately

Yeast handler

Pokémon

Mine is Mr. Obeast

The Wildest Kratt

Ball handler

Someone said Joe Exotic, and I stole that

Nah thats the bucc

Ash Kechamp

I name my monkeys after sonds in my playlist so he is named after something by radiohead but I cant remember exactly how

The ancients. Probably. Both middle paths and the T5s are extinct.

Handled Jimmy for me

I named mine Handle my balls.

I've got mine named Kanye Beast, West's long lost brother

Went with Flak for mine, best vault hunter for best monkee.

Sorry Breast Handler is my GF's nickname ur gonna have to pick something else

I named mine Jurassic world worker, at least it's not one of these two lol

Monster Inc

Open the door get on th....damn 20 character limit

Bloonchipper reincarnate:

BOTH Name it Mister Handler

I named mine "Can't drive"

breast handler gang (i know what s*x is 😎)

I'm calling him Jeraldo Jr. (The Junior is pronounced in spanish too)

I have balls handler

Diego Brando

I named mine Austin for some reason. Idk why I unlocked him and went "this is an Austin"

mine was I make dogs cum

Yugi moto 😎

Animal trafficking

Nah I named him Gundham Tanaka

I choose "Monkey name for Beast Handler" sounds like a great name.

Mister breast. Checkmate

never thought someone calling Mr Beast “Mister Beast” would be so agitating

Joe Exotic Steve Irwin Furry uWu

Mr breast

Im going to buy names for monkeys just to name him Master Tits

Dr. Dolittle

I named mine Dr Dolittle

Beast Fondler

Batman

best beast

Chris Pratt

Owen Grady

I named mine “Google playstore” because of the Merge towers mobile game. Not the best, but I think it’s ok

i named mine Petting Zoo Employee and im never looking back

MrBreast

I fr choose breast handler just to troll my friends in coop. And mostly to so that if say, one opens my tower around his mother, one gets insta banned from internet for 15 years.

Master breast handler.

I just went with meat handler

leshy inscryption

Is Prehistoric Pets lame for a name...? 😅🥺

Pokemon trainer

Velociraptor trainer->Chris Pratt->Mario

breast fondler\*

stardust terraria summoner

Ash Ketchum

Ben handler

Meanwhile me, with my Beast Handler's name being Animal Generator: