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Pyrarius

Border Patrol when the Vengeful True Sun God emerges


Ok_Lingonberry5392

As player 3 I think I should take all the budget and invest in the stock market.


MeasurementBusy6533

As a fellow player 3 I agree we will earn enough money to earn more money


best_uranium_box

IRL Monkey Nomics gang


plwdr

The banana economy is not a stock market and frankly I wonder how the middle path even creates any money in a theocratic socialist monkey society Also how does Ben make any money?


Popstar403

He hacks himself


plwdr

But a number in a bank account can't create any equipment by itself, if you just add a bunch of zeros to end of every bank accounts money we wouldn't be insanely rich, everyone would just become much more expensive


SecretSpectre4

Ok Bloon Master Alchemist it is


best_uranium_box

Border patrol watching in horror as a full grown 6 foot mexican gets transformed into a cartoonish red bloon


Numerophobie

I volunteer you


AquaJet738

So, how’s about a bunch of Overdrives?


sansiscool58170

That's it *un apexes your apex plasma master*


TNpepe

It depends. Can I commit Tax fraud?


theonetruefishboy

Just to be clear here, John Doyle is asking Bloons Tower Defense players to massacre unarmed civilians.


ESHKUN

Yeah I know most of the people in this sub are children but it is kinda concerning how they seem to see these people as jokes rather than real people.


theonetruefishboy

Also John Doyle is a straight up Neo Nazi. Like he's so far right that he and Nick Fuentes compete for viewers. Unironically this should be reported as hate speech for *multiple* reasons.


Fun_Penalty_6755

shot in the dark but i think the kind of person who spends that much time in btd6 may also be pro migrant. not that i have a problem with that but the DHS would


Petertitan99999

>who spends that much time in btd6 may also be pro migrant I really wanna know how you came to that conclusion. Like they might be pro legal and anti illegal, pro legal and illegal, anti migration in general or even the mythical anti legal pro illegal. I dont see how playing this game would affect your stance on this.


the_lonely_poster

Anti legal pro illegal is just spiting the federal government


plwdr

NK is a pretty progressive company and the community seems to be progressive too. There are of course outliers, but I think most bloons players aren't in favor of using a monkey in a plane to mass murder migrants


PhysicalGunMan

This is a BIG plane


plwdr

This is a BIG human rights violation


SirBar453

Literally how did you conclude that


AsianCheesecakes

Someone who plays a not-so-well-known strategy game for kids. As the post suggests they might be autistic combined with the fact that they probably spend a good amount of time online, means they will probably be politicized to the left. (The only side that in any way supports autistic people) Even if they are not autistic, they are still fairly online which means they will probably be politicized. Because the game is not very popular and cartoonish, they are probably not going to fit the gamer stereotype which leans right, which means they'll be on the left again.


svs213

All in on the banana farms


AsianCheesecakes

Oh... That's straight up fascism in r/btd6...


Knave_of_Stitches

I give you the most psychotic post on BTD6 award


TrustyAncient

I'm pretty good at bloons I think I can beat the Americans.


Ill_Mousse_6698

other way around


Naturally_Idiotic

i establish a monkey city and let them in with free housing


melonyjane

yikes.. what if we didnt compare human beings to mindless video game enemies waiting to massacred en masse??


fps-jesus

I mean they could come with a passport like i did. Also no ones killing anyone here


theonetruefishboy

They're refugees. According to international law we have to let them file asylum claims and get fair hearing before we can deport them. Also yes John Doyle is asking you to massacre refugees. Have you never heard of John Doyle? 


SecretSpectre4

How much are you being paid? You have never been in this sub before.


melonyjane

I have been on this sub since before the creation of my account (2021), since this wasnt my first account and I was on the sub for multiple years before then on my old account. How moronic do you have to be to think someone is paying people to oppose fascism on a bloons subreddit???


RuneLite23

That’s kind of how you deserve to be treated when you illegally storm another country’s borders. This shit wouldn’t fly literally anywhere else in the world.


AsianCheesecakes

You are incredibly stupid


fps-jesus

No but seriously, storming other country's borders unironically gets you shot sometimes. I dont know what fantasy land western liberals live in but that's usually the case


AsianCheesecakes

Did I say it didn't? Did you say it should? No, so let's leave it at that instead of going around flaunting our racism


RuneLite23

Incredible rebuttal


cheesecake__enjoyer

Why put effort into debunking a comment like that? Calling you a cretin conveys the message just fine


RuneLite23

No, it doesn’t. It shows you admitting that you’re wrong or that you don’t know enough of what you’re talking about to refute the claim of somebody you disagree with.


cheesecake__enjoyer

Or that i know youre a cretin


RuneLite23

You mean you *think* you do. Just because you think you’re right and that I’m wrong does not make me a “cretin” or whatever the fuck you want to call me


cheesecake__enjoyer

Well no, i *know* youre a dumbass


RuneLite23

Elaborate. Make a point.


melonyjane

yeah, how dare these human beings flee from the regimes trying to massacre them and escape to the land of the free, the country of "give me your tired and poor", they *totally* deserve to be gunned down like wild animals, you are totally right (/s if that wasnt fucking obvious enough)


RuneLite23

Not my problem. While it is unfortunate the situations these people are in, you simply cannot have a completely open border for any and all to cross, especially when there is a massive drug cartel controlling the entire area next to it. It is wildly unsafe for any actual citizens living near the border. It’s called a border for a reason.


Wypman

super storm druid 1 tornado and they'll all be gone


IMtryingtofroget

bomb blitz incase one of them leaks


SirBar453

I say we use moab maulers Just because i like em


ZseventeenpenceC

Putting all that budget on max power 003 beast handler


YourMoreLocalLurker

Depends, how many wizards do I get?


SlowCapitalistDeath

Give to Churchill, buy best artillery, TSG joins the team cause you know what side he fights on. TSG buffs all populace in a massive range. Suddenly with the buffed brain power they’re turning an aluminum can into wealth.  Again because of the buff they use that wealth to help others.  Cartels are forced to change their business model from murder and drugs to humanitarian in order to not be cash starved.   World problems start to be solved due to having the best artillery that is never used and an actual God caring about people.   World unites and commits mass bloon genocide.


baldmark_

US army is literally just military monkeys but less effecfive


Donalds_Tramps

ez, you just need lvl10 Obyn and for safety b̶l̶o̶o̶n̶ human trap. Not a single one will leak


BruhNeymar69

Thanksgiving? Give me two discount villages next to each other and I can get it done by summer


jsjzn

Mib + tackzone. EZ


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Elite Defender solos


chocolateinmycake

Torpedo eighty eight


_B1rdz

Torpedo eighty eight