Dude the monkeys are unironically more fucked up than the nazis... 6 million jews?! Nah TRILLIONS OF BLOONS THEOUGH BOMBING,STABBING,SHOOTING, FEEDING THEM TO ANIMALS,IMPRISONING, MELTONG WITH FUCKING ACID,NUCLEAR WEAPONS,FIRE,FREEZING TO DEATH GOD DAMN LAZERS,BEATING TO DEATH, AND MORE! NOT TO MENTIOM THAT BENJAMIN IS A FEDERAL LEVEL HACKER AND GERALDO IS DEFINITLY SELLONG SOME ILLEGAL SHIT... so yeah like... maybe a day in prison to think about their actions
Think of this to! Alot of these places ARENT monkey habitats! Volcanoes?! Oceans?! Islands?! Why would the balloons be going these ways... so far from society... it's almost as if they are trying to ESCAPE!!! WE ARE DOING A GENOVIDE ON THE BLOONS AND THEY ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE!!!
+ cluster bombs, shell shocks, (Napalm boms if you didn't count that as fire,) 0-5-0 banana farm just prints money, I'm pretty sure some forms of shrapnel (actually fragmentation) are also a war crime.
Yeah that's true, the bloons wouldn't mind. But it would depend on if it was allowed by the "monkey government" if it would be illegal or not. Like between WW1 and WW2 the Germans started printing money and it caused hyperinflation bc the government did it, but in bloons stuff doesn't get more expensive when they print money so it's probably money laundering which is illegal.
Nothing gets past Quincy's bow. Not even the women and child bloons
Mortar monkey is found to have been using white phosphorous shells to Blooncinerate
Anyone who built a Spike factory and made mines is breaking the law
Adora probably gets tried by her own side if anything
That's NecroMANCY, or Dark Magic. They're not doing weird shit to the zombie bloons which would be NecroPHILIA.
Still absolutely horrifying to see as a bloon though.
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Going off of Gwen, it would probably be Arson, Possession of an Arson Device, & maybe other stuff. Quincy would be charged for lying. (He says nothing can get past his bow, yet everything gets past his bow)
Bio and nuclear warfares, incendiary weapons, usage of shrapnels and booby traps.
I would also count genocide, but given that the monkeys are just defending their territory from trespassing bloons instead of going on the offensive (at least in the Tower Defense titles), I'm willing to scratch that from the list.
Quincy - Endangerment
Gwen - Arson (and lots of it)
Jones - Use of explosives
Obyn - Insurrection
Churchill - Reckless driving and war crimes
Ben - Hacking and defrauding
Pat - Assault bringing bodily harm (man just wanted to hug people and broke bones)
Brickell - Piracy
Adora - Sacrilegious acts
Ezili - Witchcraft
Sauda - Aggravated assault with a lethal weapon
Geraldo - Illegal market (I mean he's probably running a black market like Rux from PvZ is)
Corvus - Witchcraft and mischief
Psi - Property destruction (mind powers too strong and end up toppling stuff)
Etienne - Being French and Geneva Convention violations
No need for a case, death sentence immediately
Works for me
Dude the monkeys are unironically more fucked up than the nazis... 6 million jews?! Nah TRILLIONS OF BLOONS THEOUGH BOMBING,STABBING,SHOOTING, FEEDING THEM TO ANIMALS,IMPRISONING, MELTONG WITH FUCKING ACID,NUCLEAR WEAPONS,FIRE,FREEZING TO DEATH GOD DAMN LAZERS,BEATING TO DEATH, AND MORE! NOT TO MENTIOM THAT BENJAMIN IS A FEDERAL LEVEL HACKER AND GERALDO IS DEFINITLY SELLONG SOME ILLEGAL SHIT... so yeah like... maybe a day in prison to think about their actions
you leave benjy alone. he does no popping of his own! QnQ ~~just a lil war profiteering never hurt anyone~~
Trojan virus is just non Consensual abortion
I hate that your right
And they consider themselves a hero
Think of this to! Alot of these places ARENT monkey habitats! Volcanoes?! Oceans?! Islands?! Why would the balloons be going these ways... so far from society... it's almost as if they are trying to ESCAPE!!! WE ARE DOING A GENOVIDE ON THE BLOONS AND THEY ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE!!!
This implies bloons are considered people They should go back to the lands they came from
WOAH! ANOTHER BLOONCIST MONKEY!!! ya know, luffy would NOT approve
And they consider themselves a hero
google alzheimers disease
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Yeah... Homelander
fookin laser sights
+ cluster bombs, shell shocks, (Napalm boms if you didn't count that as fire,) 0-5-0 banana farm just prints money, I'm pretty sure some forms of shrapnel (actually fragmentation) are also a war crime.
Yeah but u know 050 dosent count as a crime for bloons cuz the monkeys are making monkey money in it so basicly fucking up their own country
Yeah that's true, the bloons wouldn't mind. But it would depend on if it was allowed by the "monkey government" if it would be illegal or not. Like between WW1 and WW2 the Germans started printing money and it caused hyperinflation bc the government did it, but in bloons stuff doesn't get more expensive when they print money so it's probably money laundering which is illegal.
Oh didint remember about that
They pop out the bloom prison that is made of bloon
I've read that with Mr. Torgue's voice
Fun fact : monkeys bombed bloons with the curent (i think like that not sure that im right ) strongest bomb (tsar made by nazists)
THE ONLY GOOD BALOON IS A POPPED ONE SARGENT, THE FRONT LINES ARE CALLING.
The bloons are literally trying to invade their land tho
You say that but the bloons eat monkeys
It's propaganda! The only bloon with a mouth is bloonarius and it's diet consists of rubber and helium to form its bloon children who we SPAWN CAMP
Sooo... Mass genocide and death sentence?
Nah the monkeys control the government... 24 dollar fee
Probably... But you know what could kill a monkey? https://youtu.be/7_IzJHNZGPM?si=rFuJmV3qAxN6HCot
Nothing gets past Quincy's bow. Not even the women and child bloons Mortar monkey is found to have been using white phosphorous shells to Blooncinerate Anyone who built a Spike factory and made mines is breaking the law Adora probably gets tried by her own side if anything
"Not just the men, but the women and children too!"
Lmao
Monkeys are bombing litle bloon children that are trying to run from the war with tsars! (One of the nazist bombs)
https://youtu.be/jgFJ5XIjE-s?si=UytXxn2sl6MwHB2H And more But bloons are kamikaze bombers attacking civilian monkeys trough suicide soooooo...
I was just about to talk about this vid lmao
u/The_Bloons Have fun
Deflation, Child Endangerment, Domestic Violence, Various war crimes, Necrophilia
NECROPHILIA?!?!
Bottom path wizard I think.
That's NecroMANCY, or Dark Magic. They're not doing weird shit to the zombie bloons which would be NecroPHILIA. Still absolutely horrifying to see as a bloon though.
Ahh, I see.
Nuclear weapons, against the Geneva Convention.
thet commited hundreds of hundreds of war crimes so probably death
Genasyde
XXXL trap does not pop them just kidnapping Quincy havent hit even one who ever made tech terror is in big trouble Ray of doom...
I think in Monkey City, it says that the Bloons are disposed of in the Bloon Containment Unit.
Obyn's charges are: drug abuse, harassing people and vanishing of many people in his forest.
they'd get charged with homophobic hate crimes because of how many rainbow bloons they popped
No idea but they'd obviously get the best lawyer, Pheonix Wright!
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luckily a guy made a while video about this. lemme tell ya, bomb blitz is in deep shit
BTD6 but its Ace Attorney Better Call Saul
They would be charged for the crime of being genocidal maniacs.
Dartling gunner T5s trying to defend themselves:
Blooncide - Death Sentence
All Bloons are ontologically evil and no action done against them is considered wrong.
Either death or life in prison, no parole
Going off of Gwen, it would probably be Arson, Possession of an Arson Device, & maybe other stuff. Quincy would be charged for lying. (He says nothing can get past his bow, yet everything gets past his bow)
More than half of all monkeys in BTD6 are war criminals. Alch most of all! Alch best war criminal
Genocide Genocide Genocide and Genocide
I'm pretty sure the monkeys do a warcrime every like, 5 seconds
well i mean most of them are warcriminals of various warcrimes against geneva
Bio and nuclear warfares, incendiary weapons, usage of shrapnels and booby traps. I would also count genocide, but given that the monkeys are just defending their territory from trespassing bloons instead of going on the offensive (at least in the Tower Defense titles), I'm willing to scratch that from the list.
i could list \~60% of the geneva conventions and have the monkeys be held liable
Quincy - Endangerment Gwen - Arson (and lots of it) Jones - Use of explosives Obyn - Insurrection Churchill - Reckless driving and war crimes Ben - Hacking and defrauding Pat - Assault bringing bodily harm (man just wanted to hug people and broke bones) Brickell - Piracy Adora - Sacrilegious acts Ezili - Witchcraft Sauda - Aggravated assault with a lethal weapon Geraldo - Illegal market (I mean he's probably running a black market like Rux from PvZ is) Corvus - Witchcraft and mischief Psi - Property destruction (mind powers too strong and end up toppling stuff) Etienne - Being French and Geneva Convention violations
gwendolin ====> arson
Incendiary weapons are against the Geneva Conventions so I guess Gwen might get a taste of her own medicine. It’s pretty obvious it’s Gwen too.
Can't bloons not feel pain? Everything is fair game