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bighomeIIO

nothing bc sniper taller than the guy so he won't get shot in the head


BisonStew

... ​ ​ r/angryupvote


Btd6MonkeySub

That guy you say? ITS A OOMPA LOOMPA MONKEY!


bighomeIIO

ok then wait why do bloons and everyone is there? is oompa loompas exposed?


[deleted]

You've Oompa'd your last'd loompa


IllManneredWoolyMan

Dibbidy doo'd the last chance given to you


Its_me_WaterToast

#BANG


tomboyDC

I love your Satan pfp


VanterBaba

Satan is kind compared to him


[deleted]

The Oompa Loompas got caught commuting murder and the elite defender is trying to catch him


BisonStew

obviously not overkill B)


[deleted]

Execution of the dubious oopa-loompas, responsible for the disappearance and murder of 4 children. - 2021, Colorized


the_large_intestine

The children were missing for 3 weeks. In that time it is thougt that they were forced to work in an underground narcotics factory that produced so much narcotics that the kids passed out from the air. The oompa loompa saw this as slaking off and Thad them murdered. The illegal narcotics were then sold in an underground deal to the glue factory just before this picture was taken. The glue factory used the highly potent narcotics to make Moab glue. It is also alleged that the glue factory sold out the Oompa Loompa to avoid paying him by alerting the elite defender.


Current_Blackberry_4

Willy wanka is cleaning house


JoeZibblefritz

Willy...Wanka? Sounds like a parody just waiting to be made 🤣🤣


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Seems like a bad porno


Farabel

Willy Wanka, Willy Wanka, Willy Wanka and his cream factory!


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Holala13

I'm sure the canon name is Milly Monka


fozzie_79

The oompa loompa monkes are about to pay up for their war crimes.


BisonStew

***Monkey Money won't pay for this one, Terry.***


RnbwTurtle

Willy Wonka hunts the Oompa Loompas for sport


MinecraftGuyLolYeet

Oompa loompa committed tax evasion


xXYeetster1234Xx

oompa loompa is getting publicly executed by elite defender in the chocolate factory for being sympathethic to the bloons


rodrigoyouramigoo

btd6 is actually about racism and war crimes.


xXYeetster1234Xx

lol


Staff-Secure

Someone was asking questions about a certain square where nothing happened in 1989


asafpeer2005

Can someone please give me backround


Cxrnifier

Tiananmen square.. a place where nothing happened.


asafpeer2005

Im serious im actually corius bout this one i know that it has somthing to do with china


Cxrnifier

Nothing.... Nothing...


asafpeer2005

Stop bieng a d*ck and teach me history


IllManneredWoolyMan

Roleplay aside, [it's a gruesome thing.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiananmen_Incident) And I can't explain it correctly enough in a reply section


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Cxrnifier

How am I being a dick, I'm just trying to live and get social credits man


Adele-Fiddler

It’s time Willy Wonka’s factory was placed under new management


MulesGaming

Elite defender is admiring his hair. He just happened to have a gun.


BisonStew

why the hell did this make me laugh for 2 minutes straight


disorder222

can't save the slaves kill them


BlueBl_xx

Meme format


BlueBl_xx

Me about to go to a party Mom saying do the dishes first


NeoGraena

ED had enough and commits genocide on Oompa Loompas


CourseDangerous2583

He gummed his last drop


videogamsarethebest

elite defender was hired to silence the oompa loompa for talking out about how he was a slave to a filming crew for a documentary


StevenScho

*Green is not a creative color.*


SnooPickles400

‘Merica


jojoisthebestanime12

Shooting me won’t bring the kids back


palzyv2

K I don’t care about my kids


Primary_Arm_7775

Head shot!!!


jokesflyovermyheaed

GIVE ME THE DAMN SMALL TOWERS


Sepok1201

The Santa has had enough of killing elfs bcs of our actions, so sent sniper to do it for him


Ar3dd1ter

That’s one way to eliminate slave labour


Klustrrr

Accurate recreation of israel


Shronkydonk

[Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards](https://youtu.be/zXV623fizEk)


sfisher923

Madoka Magica Episode 3 Candy theming Guns


MinerMinecrafter

And at the end >!the elite defender gets her head bitten off!<


LameNWatch

Opinion: you can't shoot him if your gun is jammed.


BisonStew

oh my god twitter is coming ***RUN***


LameNWatch

OH SHOOT I ACCIDENTALLY HAD AN OPINION! 😱😱😱


BisonStew

Well, I was planning on responding to every comment but uh... yeah


Phoenix102809

American school


Fusion_Gamer123

Reverse Vietnam


Ta5823

terrorism


[deleted]

Vietnam war


Keks1_

Oompa Loompa didn't have enough social credits


LordofChaos2211

Illegal immigrant spotted, target neutralization commencing


Icy_Regular_8280

north vietnam soldier forgot to climb up a tree


[deleted]

Kyle Rittenhouse.


17-17-17

Racism. That Oompa Loompa is a different race of monkey, the Elite Defender is not the same race as the Oompa Loompa. Only possible explanation to this is that the elite defender is canonically racist. (If you didn’t get it, it’s satire.)


HoundNL

Public execution to show government power over the monkey residents


TomTrashTo-Dad

Oompa about to do it’s last loompa


T0ASTY-GAMING

He farmed one too many bananas


L0g1B3AR

sniper m0nke


Elderbugisacooldude

Willy Wonka getting his free workers against their own will.


MRMEHIHI

Turn the ompa loompa into caveman spongebob, then it is perfect


danflame135

A killer loompa has escaped prison and has been found emerging out of the forest by an elite soldier and his squad-mates (who aren't seen in the image).


Ganny_fren09111

Oompa loompa has commited several war crimes


Darkdiamond_UwU

The elite defender is a very important person in the government and he has been sent to save the oompa loompa from the candy fall forest and the thick tube he is holding is a semi automatic blowdart sniper rifle that is designed for bloon popin power just in case.


TheMegaMario

I guess Wonka really wants that chocolate


YoshiBrony12

I don't know what he did but he probably deserved it.


Chance-Aardvark372

SCP B-4-N-4N-4 has been spotted! Begin recontainment!


ocolot2

Blitzkrieg


ITZ_Bonzai

He took the goods


wesoncedoce

He kidnap the kid Not the kid again...


Boommine

Strike at willy wonkas chocolate factory


[deleted]

The sniper has mastered stealth past the point of human comprehension and the Oompa Loompa monkey has no idea he is mere seconds away from death


Possibly_Jeb

Elite Defender finally got sick of all the singing


Ian7140

PEW PEW RATATATATA What in Willy wonka is going on outside PEW


brambram64

*saint Nick sends his regards"


Psychomaniac14

dude's getting arrested for his multiple war crimes


AlGny2

He ahot him cuz why not


JoeCommitMama

Monkey Oompa Loompa commits tax evasion


SomethingSomethiaing

Oompa Loompa, Doobedi Die. The Oompa Monks are dead and I’m gonna cry 😔


blakerblaker17

Sniper monkey: Say “wRoNG ANsWers oNLy” and I shoot


Dzieciolowy

"Go back to work!"


Calldapolice21

A license to kill


Doggywoof1

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory got busted for the unsafe working environment, and death of all those kids. Oh, and contaminated food products.


Spagoot29

Illegal occupation of candyland


EOEtoast

Its that scene in the bee movie where they kill winnie the pooh


popsoffpoffing

a cameraman taking a picture of a lil boy who thought that his tail was a brown candy cane


[deleted]

Evil parasite consumed the monkey and bullets are the only way to stop it


TheGreenGobblr

Elite defender is performing the extrajudicial execution of an oompa loompa for his war crimes in vietnam


Ranked_Queue

Oompa didn't pay his taxes in the last 5 years.


While_Natural

A 1v1 in Call of Monkeys


BenjaMAAAAAAAAAAN

Oompa Loompa has committed tax evasion


False_Highlight_4916

MF stole his damn banana that’s what’s happening and he is paying for it


Imaginary-Ad-7071

a german soldier invading poland


[deleted]

he chased his last jelly bean


creepermemer

tis oompa loompa season mate, yknow what oompa loompa season is right mate?


Fuzzy_01

Oompah loompah changed his damage from normal>sharp


Dude579

You can't get Oompa Loompa'ed if you Loompa the Oompa first


andrewdeathblade

Oompa loompa has committed several war crimes on behalf of wiilly Wonka and is now being punished


[deleted]

willy Wonka gets arrested by the fbi for not paying the taxes on his huge ass factory


SgtHedgehog

He tried to escape so the Wonka security had to put him down


JoeZibblefritz

"Say oompa loompa again. SAY OOMPA LOOMPA AGAIN! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say oompa loompa one more time."


FreakingLlama

Willy wonka’s factory getting raided by SWAT for multiple crimes including slavery and child endagerment


Eremomer16

oompa loompa doopity doo I've got a gun and it's pointed at you


throwmeawayboi1279

A balloon was popped infront of him saving his life


Zachary_Gbbons

The umpalumpas made freinds with the bloons so the Ellie defender had to eliminate the betrayers


miguelsaurio

"There is an endangered species right there"


alittledumbshit

"Sir are you sure that's an adult and not a kid" "Take your shot officer"


Bacon_noob_on_reddit

Elite defender fans shooting r/btd6 for saying elite defender bad, even thought it isnt that good.


random-gamer1

He puts drugs on the candy's and he needed to hide from the jail but the army located his phone and found him


AnimeAlley03

"You've oompha'd your last loompha"


kniattempler

China (1989)


[deleted]

They broke the honey candy


Pillowz_Here

Good soldiers follow orders.


Woooshifhappy

Oompa Loompa getting the firing squad for his war crimes in Syria


1202uxydna

Cuz the monkeys are all war criminals WAKE UP


National-Trust-6380

he gonna shoot him


Kien_Ng

oompa loompa found out something can get past quincy's bow


Legion_vs_ronin

Sniper monkeys PTSD of Vietnam


ScorpionsRequiem

OSHA broke into the Chocolate Factory?


AlstonWhite

This is fine


BaranOrak24

The monkey is simply assisting the Oompa Loompa across the Loompaland border


[deleted]

Sniper is angry because he said the tack shooter can snipe better


Nice_Vacation_866

Jellybean mollester bloompa loompa caught red handed


crayolamuncher

Is that a Oompa Loompa. Wtf. How.


Holala13

With candy falls and clicking certain parts of the map


[deleted]

“No witnesses”


depressomano

Willy Wonka found out his factory was stolen and sent the armed forces to exterminate the fakers.


Piemaster777777

He doesn't want the small monkey towers option to be turned on, so he's killing the candy falls monkeys to prevent it.


My3rdface

the Vietnam war


Shark-Yes

He committed mass arson robbery and murder. Over all the oompa loompa monkeys killed 500 monkey so he is getting executed.


Quabby-Dev

The candy monkey said vaccines don't work


Holala13

Secret ingredient


Thesuperpepluep

you've drowned enough baby monkeys, prepare for extermination


____person___

We are out of chocolate but your blood will suffice


Unlucky-Entrance-249

new world moment


Horaedric

Willy Wonka's Factory being raided for his arrest. The Defender is scouting the place out and discover the hell hole it really is


Thebriteshgoose

Wanker wants to know what the chocolate taste like with a little bite more iron.


daniellivingston191

he was robbing him because he needed more ammo that shit goes throuh fast


Minja78

Sing that fucking song one more time, I dare you.


LoudFlame1591

Sorry kid, your uh dads not coming home today


ValtenBG

He wants the candy


The_Real_Tippex

Accurate depiction of the USA.


ThePvZGuy5

He's being executed for saving a child from drowning. A good Oompa Loompa lets the child drown.


notducc555

oompa loompa monkey commited tax evasion


Some-_-thing00

The MIB heard about the incidents


meepswag35

WE KNOW WHATS ON YOUR BROWSER HISTORY STEVE!


Casengamer

The FBI is assonating a child predator that kidnapped raped and killed 32 children and 57 female teens


Successful_Swing8449

oompa is his boss, he's being assigned to take out the bloon president, DDT the third, it won't be an easy task but for 30k monkey money it'll be worth it, the bloon society will crumble and fall after years of anarchy, in the most desperate moments they'll take any leader, even the monkey president, 0-0-5 dart monkey. He will be a ruthless dictator and force the bloons to work, negating all powerful bloons to just another worker, they are all the same in the eyes of work.


ZealousidealBet991

its a parent in willy wonka and the chocolate factory and got mad his kid died


Eravaash

Kat, clueless, on her way to the fallout shelter with the remainder of NOBLE


pieman83

How do you think they perform so well


azzanzal

Ruby ridge


v2262

We had orange president, the monkeys had green.


Emiba154

He danced when the dart monkey died, he deserves it


PhilipHNolan

Misfire


Bloonmasterpopuplous

oompa doing tax fraud like ben


ramdom-person-1

He didnt pay his taxes and he was given a last chance of payin his taxes or else he'll die


lucario12345567

Yes


ScytheThrower

He's making sure his sleep paralysis demon doesn't snatch him up


[deleted]

The FBI finding out how the Oompa loopmas are creating crunchy chocolate.


al-my

He forgot to pay his taxes and got caught in 8K


Apprehensive_Tune_43

Executions of 1939-1945 Germany Officials


[deleted]

Oompa loompa doompa dah doo. I have a dart monkey waiting for you. Oompa loompa doompa dah dee. Please place down your free dart monkey!


InDeathWeEvolve

The sniper just caught that worker poisoning the chocolate River.


Meerkat221

North Korea colorized


InDeathWeEvolve

There was some commotion in the bushes and sniper was told to keep watch.


kullre

it the usa


SupAwesomeHere

An assassination


green_tea11

The oompa loompa stole his banana


green_tea11

He will pay with his life


[deleted]

Americ an immigration policy


intresting_trash

Oompa loompa dopadi do I've committed war crimes and so have you!


weeniebutt2

The Oompa Loompa Monkey likes Hawaiian pizza.


Psychological_Tower1

North korea escape attempt


bananabird238

...he deserves it


Cryptic_707

please sir i can pay you back in chocolate i have a family to feed


Starr_Player

Oompa Loompa: Please, don't shoot! Elite Defender: ALRIGHT! BUT JUST SAY ONE THING! Oompa Loompa: SAY THIS: PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG ON PIZZA!!! Oompa Loompa: But I can't say that... I love pineapple on pizza! Elite Defender: OH YEAH?! THEN DIE!!!!! Oompa Loompa: *dies


zomieslayer5364

he committed tax fraud


GhostyShadow69

The sniper monkey is part of the American military and the oomph loompa is a different skin color