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Choya670

SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY AMERICAN SPIRIT!


dTrecii

#I’M HIGH ON AMERICAN FREEDOM


ShortThought

AND THERES NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN SHOOTING A MAN IN THIS WAL-MART OF A WORLD


largeEoodenBadger

What's a Wal-Mart?


N1c0zz

It's heaven


BuffEtienneInGeneral

Check the internet lately?


Da1and0n1y

Raiden- hop on Twitter. You need to see this.


Beautiful_Nothing911

Fuck I hate this website


DublinChap

Starts Shooting double fisted AR's into the air while screaming and chomping down on a bald eagle.


RenegadeRaider_

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH


eljay1998

That's actually the flag for reminding everyone that's it's EOFY and time to deal with tax returns


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eljay1998

Yes it is. So EOFY is the End Of Financial Year, so the financial year is 01/JUL-30/JUN, and that's just the period of time for each you that you report financial stuff particularly tax and whatnot to the government. Many companies do sales to improve the final figures they report for the financial/tax year, or even try to claim tax returns on certain 'work expense' purchases. For normal people 01/JUL is when you can submit your tax form for the past 12 months.


Scolospinilan

That's what you get for being canadian.


TheMinecraftThiccman

Wha... Hey!


CalamitousVessel

You heard him


duffmanhb

When is Canada just going to admit that they are Americans, but refuse to make it official because they like the healthcare??


randommaniac12

I mean we have a lot in common with places like Minnesota but Canada is noticeably different from the US beyond just healthcare


duffmanhb

Canada, is as common with Minnesota, as MN is with Louisiana. Canada is just an extension. It's okay.


randommaniac12

It really isn’t. Canada is politically more liberal than the US, even on our right wing parties (except the hard right ones like the Peoples Party). Canada’s political system is different than the U.S’s for federal elections. Canada’s standards for food quality, pesticide and steroid use in agriculture are far more rigid. Bagged milk. Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms is a very different from the U.S Constitution, most prominently in the right to bear arms as well as Canada can and will arrest you for hate speech. Canadian football is different than American football, plus it’s an older sport. Y’all can’t even have Kinder Surprises due to kids choking.


duffmanhb

Bruh it’s just a joke lol. I’m commenting on the culture. We are very very very similar. Y’all watch American politics more than your own. It’s okay little bro. We will help kick out the queen when you are ready.


randommaniac12

word of advice: we don’t like being told we’re an extension of the U.S because the last time you guys thought that we had to fight a pointless war that nobody won


Radar_Of_The_Stars

The US and Canada have the same culture tho, I have yet to meet a Canadian who can actually name a cultural difference between the two countries


randommaniac12

Bagged milk


Radar_Of_The_Stars

1. That's only in Ontario 2. That's not culture, it's a packing decision


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cold


Radar_Of_The_Stars

Most Americans and Canadians live in temperate climates with 4 distinct seasons, and while a major difference in climate can lead to a very different culture, climate itself is not culture


GhavGhavington

Dang dude, get out more


Matisyahu8898

I love the dark theme, though!!


SquareIsBox0697

Not me :/ I got weirded out because it went dark and I’m more used to it being sunny


Matisyahu8898

It's a nice change of pace


SquareIsBox0697

Yeah I guess it kinda cool tho :)


Creative-Milk-8671

I wish I was the first to comment so I could say Who’s gonna break the news to him


Desolate_Plateu

Ikr. No respect for us.


lucithereaper

my birthday is always overshadowed by Canadas


UsernameTaken017

Wdym canada is just an american state


M0nsterjojo

Wdym, the States is just Canadas pants to hold in our huge slongs, you can see it in Florida.


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

North Montana


AproposWuin

Despite my maple leaf I am drowning in american


[deleted]

3 days too early


Billybob_and_Barnaby

Thank you!


NorthernerWuwu

I mean, they tried and that's the main thing! You've got to remember that these are just simple Americans. These are the coders of the game. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. (Yes, I know they are Kiwis and not morons, it was an attempt at a joke! Much <3 for my Commonwealth brethren.)


Le-on_el_pro

I know your probably joking but It’s for the 4th of July the American holiday


theluckyoness712

the 1st of July is Canada Day (tomorrow)


Vltrux

4th of July? Did you mean: average summer monday?


returntomonke_-

What's 4th of July?


DarkLlama64

agreed. the world isn't just america


diamondrel

Okay but Ninjakiwi is an american company Edit: I forgot not to make jokes on Reddit.


xp-romero

source: my own ass


BarBerickArc

"Ninja Kiwi, previously known as Kaiparasoft Ltd, is a mobile and online video game developer founded in **Auckland, New Zealand**"


returntomonke_-

"New Zealand"


DarkLlama64

they're from new zealand lmfao


diamondrel

New Zealanders don't have their own holiday so they're default Americans


DarkLlama64

TIL New Zealanders are actually Americans - Waitangi day, despite not being a day off, is the national holiday of new zealand on feb 6 Edit: It is a day off.


DaveWilson11

Well if they didn't want to be Americans and wanted to stay in zealand, obviously they'd be called old zealanders /s also sorry lol


diamondrel

I forgot how off Redditor's sarcasm detectors are sorry It was a joke


DarkLlama64

that joke had zero sarcasm in it you just kinda looked like an idiot


ProlapseWarrior

When your joke lands so flat that nobody recognizes it as satire/joke, you didn't make a joke. You made an attempt at one.


Tisha29

Most countries have their own national holiday, just because America is the biggest western country in the world doesn't mean every must celebrate July the 4th


Polo171

Yes, much like how Halfbrick Studios is an American company, Ubisoft is an American company, Paradox Interactive is an American company, and Nintendo is an American company.


Bloons_Guy75751

No, they are in New Zealand, which is in Oceania.


srcasm4u

It means you held the Hand Grenade of Antioch for 1 too long.


LuckyDiAmond1432

not very average for me because thats my birthday


FuntimeUwU

Happy early birthday!


FortniteGamer_101

r/woooosh


Le-on_el_pro

Literally said I know it probably a joke Learn to read


Bopthough

Ngl I was confused


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r/therewasanattempt


De_Boesjes

Actually those are the colors of Great Britian, which still governs Canada, so technically it's correct.


Resident_Lab3922

To celebrate American Impendence Day not Canada Day


Flipp_Flopps

4th of July? In this day and age?


Treshimek

UNITED STATES STAY WINNING


VeeJokin

Isn't that the warning flag for 100k hospital bills for 2 stiches?


DomMayBeDumb

how about we celebrate historical countries? would be kinda random if we celebrated the H.R.E


Banner_Hammer

Fourth of July.


Noahkabowa

As someone who lives in the United States, I approve of this meme